Hearted Youtube comments on Developer Timeline (@developertimeline) channel.

  1. "You've moved on to stage 2 of 30!"
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  2. "Code does not rely on luck", I call bullshit, luck is the only reason my code works at all
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  3. you knou closures ? data structures? pointers? great. now you will change html label names, making some crud api and dealing with a lot of 20years old production code with ZERO documentation
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  4. Movie is called no company for junior developers .. released in 2022 and still a hit ..
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  5. Don’t forget about all the 2023 graduates who couldn’t get an entry level position because they were taken by the 500,00 laid off mid level developers
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  6. I just got hired to a full time position as cashier at walmart!
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  7. Do you think the industry relies on fizzbuzz 😂
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  8. Developers should band together and create products. Then hire marketers n accountants to sell it and get paid. THAT would be the inversion of a binary tree.
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  9. fun fact: Painting as a job pays more than a Junior Developer in 2024
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  10. Every time I watch one of these, I curl up into a little ball and sit in the corner.
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  11. This is actually how some interviews are. It's nuts
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  12. Gosh! It’s my favourite movie and I’m currently looking for a junior dev position! It just hits so hard!😂
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  13. updated README.md changed Hello to Hi! updated readme.md changed README.md to read_me.md updated readme.md changed readme.md to ReadMe.md updated readme.md added a period on the last sentence ConTrIButIOnS to OpeN SoUrCe
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  14. > Post entry level positions > Requires 3 years of experience > Bombed by 2000 applications
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  15. This is the senior's fault. He shouldn't have a pipeline that allows code to be deployed without tests, and reviews -- especially not by a junior. Don't at me.
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  16. Fuck. This is me on every fucking interview.
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  17. Just had an interview and they asked me about closures and fizzbuzz, I'm dying
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  18. Isn’t it READ me?
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  19. If you get a 50% chance, life’s good. Only need a couple interviews to have really great odds of getting hired
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  20. Dumbledore got steadily more American towards the end of the clip
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  21. Exactly this. I once failed an interview because I didn’t immediately understand a question about time complexity. I programmed games for over 25 years on hardware from the Gameboy to the PS4. I have extensive practical knowledge about optimization and low level programming. But apparently that counted less than some theoretical question about a linked list and time complexity.
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  22. The stab at the Javascript logo was savage.
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  23. "Shouldn't you be asking me to FizzBuzz or reverse a string or something?" is a line I might actually use some day just for the laughs, this is great.
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  24. that's how a junior with two years of experience talk to a junior with one year experience
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  25. The good news is as long as you don't give up, you can get as many of these coin flips as you need
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  26. "Why do we need branch protection? Nobody would be stupid enough to push directly to prod!"
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  27. The line "I am the documentation!" Goes pretty hard.
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  28. shouldn't all pushed updates be approved?
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  29. Looks like you qualify for our janitor position
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  30. Lol. You cannot detect palindromes using regex
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  31. job security 101
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  32. This is the equivalent of going to a career fair and being told to apply online.
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  33. Too bad it's those hacks that will make everyone lose time and money later down the line. You want to be productive? Write good code. Programmers know this... The problem is that POs don't.
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  34. Guess we all had this interview experience, when we trying to find a first job. This interview still haunts me in my nightmares, even when I'm a 3+ years software engineer. And no, my interviewer wasn't so kind as this psycho-killer Anton Chigur, I was completely crushed.
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  35. I confirm fixing a branch that diverged because of a push force, would require doctor strange.
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  36. picks up TypeScript Proceeds to abuse `any`
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  37. I think that's the point? He doesn't care if he gets it right per say, that he's mostly testing his mettle.
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  38. I was lucky my first job was with a small company, they didn't ask any of this nonsense, we just had a reallistic conversation and I showed them a project I had done. They put me on a one week test task to start and were happy. God bless those guys, I think smaller companies are better. 60k a year plus big bonuses and that was almost 20 years ago.
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  39. He won't be fired lol coz management doesn't care about tests either.
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  40. That was great man, just watched it before an interview and laughed out loud, thanks!
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  41. Wow !. amazing how real this is. Great job! 21+ years dev here :)
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  42. CrowdStrike
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  43. And if they leave the company a lot of information just leaves with them.
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  44. "While you over there fighting php bugs like it's the early 2000s, im shipping feature and grabbing a coffee" was harrrd :💀😂🔥🔥
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  45. You should have included "remember all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."
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  46. Wait, you guys got interviews? All I get is an email box with no-reply spam.
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  47. I'm a functional Kotlin developer. I use closures all the time. Wasn't the guy pretty much right? Or right enough that it doesn't really make a difference?
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  48. Literally the truth
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  49. Sometimes getting stuff PRd is more difficult then fixing the actual issue you made the branch for
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  50. "but what happens if you're not here?" I've heard this before and I know what it means: someone is going to get fired.layofs but this is true. when the house is burning down, nobody runs for a peace of paper. they call the old ones.
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