Comments by "" (@titteryenot4524) on "What does a Ukrainian state of emergency mean for the Russia-Ukraine crisis? - BBC News" video.

  1. Putin: “Good evening, Mr Zelensky, we are here to repossess your home.” Zelensky: “But why? No one is asking you to hand over your home.” Putin: “But that’s not the point.” Zelensky: “Well, it is if you’re the one about to lose your home.” 😳
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  2. Scene: a stormy playground at Geopolitical Junior High School. In the distance, the sound of war drums Putin to Zelensky: “Oi! Zelensky. Give us your dinner money or else.” Zelensky to NATO: “Please can I be part of your gang? Here’s my dinner money.” NATO to USA: “It’s ok. We’ve got this but you might need to give us more dinner money.” USA to Russia: “Look, if you don’t stop this there’ll be no more dinner money for you!”🧐
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  3. Suddenly those countless recent reports of RAF jets being scrambled to intercept Russian bombers buzzing UK airspace, become even more ominous than they were at the time. Almost, one might say, they knew something we didn’t.😳
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  4. How bizarre? Putin, so desperate to have Ukraine (fellow Slavs) under his dictatorial roof, that he’ll actually kill them if they refuse? The very definition of a toxic, paranoid spouse.😳
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  5. Confucius says: Beware anyone over the age of 65 with egregious destructive power in their hands, for they have fuck-all to lose. 😳
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  6. Scene: the end of term school prom. Dylan’s Masters of War provides the soundtrack. Putin to Zelensky: “Remember when we were so good together?” Zelensky to NATO: “Just think how good we could be together?” NATO to the USA: “We’ve always been so good together.” USA to Russia: “We’ve had our moments but it’s time to go our separate ways forever. 🧐
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