Comments by "" (@titteryenot4524) on "Horrific scenes in battle for Kyiv as families killed fleeing Russian onslaught - BBC News" video.

  1. Scene: Meeting of the British Cabinet. Prime Minister: “Good afternoon. We face a grave issue. Defence Secretary, can we do boots on the ground?” Defence Secretary: “I think so. We just can’t do the soldiers to fill them.” Prime Minister: “Hmm … do you favour a no-fly zone?” Defence Secretary: “My trouser choice is none of your business, Prime Minister.” Prime Minister: “Indeed. Putin’s looking to install a puppet regime, isn’t he?” Defence Secretary: “He is. However, if he installs Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy we should be ok.” Prime Minister: “Yes, quite. Putin’s got us over a barrel, hasn’t he?” Defence Secretary: “I’d say. About 5 million barrels per day!”
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  2. Putin: “So, let me get this straight: Russia is to tolerate a NATO loaded gun pointing at it from Ukraine, but if America were to have a Russian loaded gun pointing at it from, say, Canada or Mexico, then that is intolerable?” NATO: “But of course, Mr Putin. You understand the double-standards modus operandi of the West perfectly. More coffee?” ☕️
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