Comments by "peabase" (@peabase) on "What will the withdrawal of French troops mean for Niger? | DW News" video.
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@theoligarchstepper You think yourself very clever, but alas...
The Moorish geographer Muhammad al-Idrisi put us on his famous map (weeell, sort of), but there's no evidence that he or any other Moor ever set foot here. Having lived in Andalusia, I can tell the Moors' civilising influence would've been much appreciated.
The same goes for the Romans -- no evidence of them setting foot here either. We were still hunter-gatherers then, so pickings would've been slim.
The Anglo-Saxon-Germans(?) -- I'm assuming that's your roundabout way of saying "Brits" -- didn't "shaft" us either. If anything, the Brits shafted themselves when a British admiral once insisted on burning stores as part of a coastal raid, despite local merchants telling him that the goods in question were already paid for and awaiting shipment to Britain, of all places. The exasperated British admiral explained that he must burn something, so his brave seamen torched British possessions. They and the townspeople came out to witness what must've been a most spectacular Guy Fawkes Night.
Global warming is less of a concern to us with our climate and post-glacial rebounding is still at work, which means the ground beneath our feet is rising faster than the sea levels. As it happens, my family owns an island that grows bigger by the year. Unfortunately, so does the land tax.
We did once elect(!) a king, but the princeling renounced his throne before he could sit on it.
I can assure you, with one of the most elaborate welfare systems know to man, the expense of having children is not an issue to us. There are even municipalities that give you a nice monetary reward for producing a future taxpayer. Immigration seems to work better, however.
We like bathing. In fact, we're world-famous for it.
OK, I've dropped enough hints. Let's see how clever you really are.
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