Comments by "upabittoolate" (@upabittoolate) on "Chuck Norris Sends Out An Idiotic Poem About Obama" video.

  1. chuck norris is my homeboy
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  2. chuck norris doesn't sleep. he waits
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  3. contrary to popular opinion, america is not a democracy but a chucktatorship
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  4. chuck norris slept with a man...because he ran out of women
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  5. the poem was lame. also, you're in fucking canada. who the fuck gave you permission to have an opinion about american politics?
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  6. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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  7. chuck norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is
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  8. @Viktir666 Epic trollage.
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  9. i'm not your boy & just about everyone on the planet knows where chicago is. as far as smart goes, maybe you should work on your grammar & syntax before you try to mention the word "smarter"; just a suggestion. but who cares? none of this is your business...in canada. stay on your side of the border. you can have celine dion back btw
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  10. chuck norris counted to infinity. twice
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  11. because they can't vote. don't gte me wrong, all people are entitled the their opinions but it's sounds stupid if you're not really under the umbrella of or leaders
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  12. chuck norris can slam a revolving door
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  13. chuck norris walked into burger king & ordered a big mac. they happily gave him 1
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  14. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded automatic pistol and won.
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  15. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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  16. i never said you needed permission. i said no one cares what you think. i said you sound dumb trying to drone on about american politics when they don't directly affect you. unless you're some kind of world banker or are engaged in global industry, you have nothing relevant to say. that's tantamount to me saying that the prime minister of canada matters to me. in my everyday life, he doesn't. fuck you & fuck canada. fucktard
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  17. mexican? i'm a black american. you're dumb. you must be from newfoundland.
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  18. uh hello? imbecile? i'm black & i was born in chicago. that at 1700 miles north of mexico. but either way, something tells me that i don't have to worry about the us becoming north mexico. also, newfies are the dumbest people on the north american continent. i guess yous da boey that chopped der vood. eh?
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  19. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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  20. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe
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  21. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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  22. the boogieman checks under his bed at night to make sure chuck norris isn't there
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  23. believe it or not, he's actually an extremely decent human being. he's just a reactionary right-winger. my instructor larry mcgill knows him very well & i've even met the guy here in CO that kicked his ass (he wrote about it in his book 1st book). more than anything though, he's a complete caricature of himself now. i say, "pay his politics little mind" but respect his contribution to martial arts". to me, this is tantamount to reading what barkely would say about mccain.
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  24. i've read that chuck norris & mr t went into a restaurant to grab a bite & the building spontaneously collapsed because all that concentrated awesomeness weakened the building's structural integrity
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  25. chuck norris can lead a horse to the water AND make it drink
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  26. chuck norris is suing NBC for copyright infringement. it seems that his left & right legs were already named "Law & Order"
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  27. boohoojew is
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