Comments by "Michael David" (@jaggass) on "Bad things to hear during a medical exam - Mock the Week: 2017 - BBC Two" video.

  1. ''Mrs Ono we have examined Mr Lennon and i can say that he's completely shot''
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  2. ''So you claim that youre a man who's was trapped in a woman's body. You was until you were born''
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  3. Ok im just gonna listen to your heartbeat. I have to say the bpm its beating at would make a good techno track''
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  4. ''Don't worry everything you've said remains private and confidential oh shit my elbow was leaning on the intercom''
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  5. ''You can't accuse me of sexual assault as you have given me permission to touch you down there''
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  6. I do.
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  7. ''Say arghhh. arrghh you'll never make it as a singer''
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  8. ''Your acne is so bad that i could literally join up the dots''
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