Comments by "Steve Parker" (@steveparker8065) on "Stephen Flynn exposes true cost of Brexit at PMQs" video.

I wrote this a while ago "I love the way Brexit has improved the lives of Brits up and down the country. How smooth the transition was and how quickly all the border, import and export issues were solved. I was especially pleased with how little money was spent on administration and how Britain's standing improved on the global stage, especially in Europe. There were virtually no financial losses and the pound keeps soaring ever higher. The UK has become unified and we all feel a closer kinship with the world. It was like a dream come true and there were hardly any teething problems as you'd expect with such a vast change. They protected the Good Friday Agreement at all costs. They made a plan right at the beginning and stuck to it all the way through, for a seamless transition, without aggravating a precarious peace. While implementing border controls that were easy to understand and smooth sailing for all involved. So glad we didn't lose any of the trading deals and relationships that took decades to accomplish. An all-around success story for the UK. Now all that's left to do is to sit back and enjoy all those wonderful benefits with a nice cup of Sovereign Tea and a trip to the sunlit uplands to feed my Unicorns..." Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it.
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@jakel8627 I am so sorry for wasting your time by forcing you to read so many words and sentences. I certainly didn't want to elaborate a simple sentence into paragraphs of unnecessary information in a way that would be considered lengthy, wordy or expansive including repetitive long-winded redundant sentences. I will try to be concise in future and only type things that are implicitly necessary to communicate my thoughts and feelings in a condensed and succinct way. Again, my sincere apologies and my hopes that should you read this, you will forgive my elaborate discourse in future :)
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@MAC_ABC Thank you. To be fair Brexit was the equivalent of cancelling your direct debits, defaulting on your mortgage, throwing your mobile phone in the bath while it's charging, setting fire to your house, driving your car into the canal and then running off into the woods half-naked screaming "I'm the wild man of Britain, hear me roar!". I hope you like that also :P
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@alanhynd7886 No, Brexit was a pipe dream full of impossible dreams for the intellectually challenged. Nationalism, division and polarisation were used to allow the wealthy to avoid the EU Tax Avoidance Directive. Because they like to leave us poor people with the tax burden. Using tax avoidance via the lack of transparency on the crown dependencies and overseas territories. But thank you for your eloquence if not your logic and reason...
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@roystonrichards1556 Agreed, The IMF has ranked the UK 9th now on the largest economy. While the WEF ranks us at 61st out of 141 countries in terms of the government's “long-term vision”. But the wealthy prosper!
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@Lucky-wt6fg Thank you!
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@SimonPass230267 Brexiters still don't realise they were sold a lemon, an impossible dream that was based on manufactured poroblems.
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@massivehero4871 I hope that's following my lead into satire. I can only assume it is satire as anything else would be unthinkable :)
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@betweenlamppost I'm so pleased you took the time to post that comment. Thankyou for your honesty and commitment to pedantry. Always a pleasure to read such intelligent and witty perspectives...
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