Comments by "Roy Taylor" (@Raynard666) on "The Russian Dude" channel.

  1. Russia should think itself lucky because Ukraine are fighting with one hand tied behind their backs.
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  2. Putin’s ego came in second place at 86.7%.
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  3. Even the weather doesn’t like Putin.
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  4. Russia is in no position to be making any demands. They could always surrender if things are too difficult for them.
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  5. Another heart ATACM for Putin.
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  6. Russian democrazy at its best.
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  7. Garlic protects you from vampires not zombies.
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  8. Young Russian boy asks his soldier father what is red and invisible? Father: I don’t know son. Son: no tomatoes. Very good son. Ivan back at the frontline, Boris what’s green and invisible? Boris: I don’t know. Ivan: no armatas.
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  9. Now Zelensky will not be seen to be stubborn. Smart move.
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  10. Moscow Times: Mr Shoigu it is believed globally that the Russian military is taught incompetence from the highest level down. It is also believed that incompetence is the only thing they do competently. Do you have a response to this? Shoigu: practice makes perfect.
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  11. USSR: Ukrainians See Surrendering Russians.
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  12. Weather forecast: Stormy and shadowy conditions for the foreseeable future in Sevastopol, It is advised that if you have to go out dress adequately and protect your SCALP.
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  13. Shoigu announces new punishment for refuseniks. With the initials B.B.C. Unfortunately for him it backfired because whole battalions started refusing, so they could join the Boys Club.
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  14. F16s are a good negotiation tool.
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  15. Join the buk club. New titles just in. Voyage to the bottom of the sea. By Sergei Kotov. Finding Moskva. By Perry Scope. The pilots dream. By Ivan Ilyushin. Up in the clouds. By Iva Tupolev. Well refined. By Luke Coyle. The shipbuilder. By Sevas Topol.
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  16. Gerasimov was made an offer he could not refuse. He is now on the ouija board of military intelligence.
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  17. Russia,Survival comes with a white flag.
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  18. World press interview with the Russian MOD: what is the best military invention you have achieved? MOD: The cloaking device of the T14 Armata. WP: Of course that really does work, a T14 hasn’t been seen anywhere.
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  19. Boris Pilotov the year is test flying his second generation Mig that’s been installed with a new chipset and touchscreen display panel. After setting to 30 degrees economy wash, he found it to save on fuel and after the 2000 rpm spin cycle had kicked in he found he now was able to qualify to join the Russian knights display team.
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  20. Trump can’t stop himself trumping.
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  21. Medvedev got the job of poop scooping for P . He talks a load of shite.
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  22. You pretend to pay us we pretend to work.
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  23. World press: It’s come to our attention that your PCs have been leaking information. Shoigu: Yes this is due to the installation of a batch of new microchips we had recently acquired, causing a malfunction in the wash cycle, sorry I meant program. WP: Your FSB (Far Superior Brain) agency, seem to be somewhat lacking in the intelligence department. Shoigu: No comment.
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  24. A-50 with newly installed washing machine chipset,tumbles to earth. Ground breaking news.
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  25. Lavrov looks like Droopy the cartoon dog. Or his mother just tanned is backside.
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  26. World Press: Are your defence officers able to recognise their own airframes? You claim to have brought down one of your own TU-22M3s. Shoigu: That is correct. WP: Does Ukraine actually possess such airframes? Shoigu: It is the policy of Russia to have the inept teach the inapt and to position the incompetent to offices they have no qualifications for. WP: Somewhat like your position as minister of defence?
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  27. How do Russian soldiers pay for holidays? By using their phones.
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  28. Orc: To enrich soil. Cull: To reduce to a manageable number. Drone: To facilitate culling.
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  29. Only in Russia could you get dismissed from duty, when you were previously retired unintentionally by means beyond your control. He was contacted by a medium.
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  30. Lukashenko is feeling neglected. So is attention seeking once again.
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  31. World Press: Mr Shoigu Putin is of the opinion you are incompetent. Shoigu yes quite correct. WP: That’s like the kettle calling the frying pan. Shoigu: A bad commander blames his tools.
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  32. Russkiy Mir: A world of rabbits ruled by stoats, where there are two kinds of rabbits those that know they’re prey and those that aren’t and they reside in the burrows of Moscow and St Petersburg.
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  33. World Press interview with Shoigu. WP: We have noticed of late you seem to be having some trouble with your airframes? Shoigu : We have two of our best men looking into matters, Boris Pilotov (The year) and major Tomastro Nautovich. WP: Have they reached any conclusions? Shoigu: It is believed a recently acquired batch of microchips of which we tried to bypass the spin and tumble cycles, caused a problem in the wiring circuit resulting in the airframes returning to earth. WP: Could you explain the reason for bombing your own territory? Shoigu: It was caused by our pilots suffering from PE. WP: what, physical exercise? Shoigu: No, shedding their load too soon.
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  34. World press : mr Shoigu can you explain to us the reason your pilots keep bombing their own territory? Shoigu: It is because they are suffering from PE. WP: You mean from physical exercise? Shoigu: No, shedding their load too soon.
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  35. He has the topless Putin version.
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  36. Xi gave Pute a fortune cookie, it read, misfortune the kind of fortune that never misses.
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  37. If he told you it would not be a surprise.
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  38. Watching brainwashing tv isn’t enough?
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  39. I’m quite sure that Ukrainian’s have something in mind for their use of the F16s, they have demonstrated thus far their adaptability to western equipment.
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  40. Isn’t it amazing how knowledgeable the Russians are on this topic!
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  41. Russia winter is on its way, and it’s going to be long and cold for you.
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  42. Elite troop commander giving advice to his men. If you don’t know which way to run follow the Chechens.
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  43.  @leynagh He knows that the book of Russian history can be found in the fiction section of the Moscow state library, right next to Russian religion.
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  44. Most people have CVs. Russians have ZVs.
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  45. Where there is a will there is a way.
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  46. Perhaps Ping Pong balls.
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  47. You misspelt will.
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  48.  @SkeenDogger you misspelt whining.
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  49. World Press: Are your pilots still shedding their loads too soon. Shoigu: It’s impotent sorry important that we deal with the problem immediately, to this effect we have assigned a major Jerkov, who suggests they use a technique he calls the VS method. WP: How does this technique work. Shoigu: They start off at a steady pace then on approach they speed up,then shed their load. WP: A master stroke. Shoigu: No a vinegar stroke.
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  50. So is the guy offering it.
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