Comments by "michael" (@michaeld4861) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. This was a brilliant segment
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  2. This cop segment came out just before those FL cops scarred into a rampage by an acorn.
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  3. I thought the Onion was comedy, not an accurate news organization?
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  4.  @waywatcher9779  Real life isn't Bojack Horseman. A cow isn't working at McDonalds flipping your burger. They are tortured and then murdered horrifically because you want to buy their bodies for pleasure. That's in no way comparable to somebody getting an elbow surgery. You clearly don't understand what oppression is. Do you say the same thing about people abusing dogs? It's just no big deal huh? Next you'll say you don't care how many child slaves died to make your nikes or how many innocent Afghan or Syrian families were blown up to get that oil. This is like a priest complaining when shown all the pictures of children he's boinked.
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  5. As head of the Mike union I find the AGU's unwillingness to bargain a violation of the our constitutional rights.
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  6. I keep clicking these videos for background noise while multitasking and then forgetting that I clicked on a video that is supposed to be ironic and thinking I clicked on an actual news story. The Onion has a 0% chance of keeping up with how ridiculous our politics and society have become. I've legit seen more outrageous news stories.
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