Comments by "Ronin Dave" (@RoninDave) on "Alex Jones' Conspiracy Theory BACKFIRES" video.

  1. No second civil war? Speak for yourself! I was on the frontlines knee-deep in the bloody fields of Covfefe avenging the Massacre of Bowling Green... or trying to attempt another such massacre... it got so confusing in the fog of war. I wrote these lines during the Siege of Maralago: "My dearest, I think only of you as we prepare to lay siege on Piggly Wiggly to cut off vital pork rind and Mountain Dew supplies. If I should be so unlucky as to be run over by a motorized shopping cart remember I died for liberty and proper grammar." "Dearest Abigail, we advance upon Maralago having circumvented the 2nd FlatEarth Brigade. It is a sight to behold through the burning fields of covfefe! Demands for surrender have been rejected as we are told such terms need to be simplified to one page with pictures." "My dearest Abigail, Merlot and Quinoa run intolerably low in the Maralago Siege but our spirits remain ever high thanks in part to the 420th Denver Division. We raid the enemy's cheeto supply tonight." "Dearest Abigail, good news revive our spirits as we have learned that General Frederick Douglass has struck the enemy a grievous blow. He has forced spelling and grammar tests at the entrances of Nascar events barring entry to those who fail. Expecting the MAGA economy to collapse soon." "Dearest, I simply do not understand war. Red Hats attacked but not us rather crude straw caricatures of us they had erected in the field. They yelled "libtard!" and "snowflake!" seeming quite pleased with themselves as though they had won. Then we opened fire." The flags are furled, the guns silent, as Taps plays over the empty battlefield. Did it not seem real? Did we struggle here or was it all a dream, the feverish dream of a male-vitality salesman? I do not know but I will bear the scars of Covfefe forever on my soul.
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