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  2. 1. That's adorable. You guys are your own biggest fans. I find it awesome, that you guys, with so little (which is pure, unadulterated bull$hit), can kick the whole world's ass all by yourselves. Outstanding. 2. "Legally limited to the size of a corps"? By whose authority? I never saw that law. Is it in the Constitution? 3. Embassies, and Consulates....So, basically, you're a security detachment. In TOTAL, there are roughly 1800 of you standing a post. Do you expect us to believe that, if a country's military decides to run buckshot over an embassy, a few of you hard charging security guards, because of your omnipotence, can quell them? Man, you guys MUST be badasses! Absolutely hilarious!!! 4. Awww...That's cute. I LOVE your "legal" jargon. LEGALLY defined as a force-in-readiness? The legislative branch of the United States government mandated this?? This is news to me. I'll have to look that up. (Although, I know it's a waste of my time, but..........Okay, I'm back. And, as I expected, you're full of $hit!) I suggest you have your Commandant update the obligatory schpeel your DI's force-feed you in boot. The very last time Congress declared war, was some 80 odd years ago, in WWII. And THAT means, Korea, Nam, Grenada, Iraq, and Afghanistan, required NO congressional declaration. The first boots on the ground to FIGHT, back in OIR, was the ARMY'S 3ID. Also, the Marines weren't the ONLY force in Grenada, champ. (Ask me how I know this. I know you'll love the answer!) 5. This is the exact equivalent of Army bases on foreign soil. It's called tactical readiness, in the event the $hit hits the fan. You're part of the NAVY. So, of COURSE it makes sense for some of you to be on ships. Duh. But, don't mistake that to be some badassery, that only THEY can be called upon to exercise. You CLEARLY have NO IDEA about the Army, and are just trumpeting more MC propaganda crap. 6. Holy $hit, this was dumb! CROSS TRAINING?? LMFAO!!! What special training does it require, to ride on a boat, and disembark said boat, when you get to the beachhead? You realize what you are, when you land on the beachhead, right??? You're INFANTRY. How you get there, is completely irrelevant. Oh, and I LOVED THIS: "In general, the regular USMC forces are more adaptable than regular Army forces, as the later tend to specialize more in a certain aspect of combat, while the USMC is more Jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none." I see. So, is what you're telling me is, that quartermasters, network admins, spoons, and JAG personnel, can fly jets, like officers, and warrant officers? I had no IDEA you guys were so complete. My friend was an 0311. I'll have to ask him how he liked flying fighter jets. LOL!! Who knew that rappelling off of birds, and running off of boats made you more formidable. I have tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard!! Best laugh I've had all year!
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  35. ​ @izzymarz6788  Clearly, we're in different modes. I'm talking about $hit like fighting, and actually winning wars, and keeping this country safe....And here you are yammering on about kids (who probably still pee the bed) learning basic $hit. That's cute. "doing our jobs with the cheapest way possible" That literally made no sense whatsoever, man. None. -_- "to the overall brotherhood because of the few numbers that are in the corps compared to other branches" Again, nonsensical. You're reaching, man. You've obviously never served in an Army infantry unit, bruh. Ever hear of the "Blue Cord Brotherhood"? (I bet you had to Google it.) When it comes to brotherhood, especially in combat arms, you can't speak on it, so DON'T. In fact, if you even served at all, I bet you were a pog. Because you certainly sound like one. Oh, and that little blip about the 'few numbers'....Don't kid yourself, Gomer. You're under the Department of the NAVY. You're basically their infantry. (Except pogs.) So, it stands to reason that you would number fewer, compared to other branches. Duh. Now, let me educate you on this little dig: "there is a reason why if a person from another branch joins the marines, they have to go through bootcamp, while if marines decide to go to others, we go straight in, cough cough" I mean, I almost laughed out loud reading this dung! Do you really think that you're so omnipotent, and badass, that other branches, whose members may jump ship to the MC, would have to go through boot? That's hilarious! Do you know why that is? It's ONLY because it's MARINE CORPS POLICY! Full stop! The other branches are obviously smarter than that. They know what a colossal waste of both time, AND MONEY it is, to make military members, who just ETS-ed, and decided to go to another branch, go through basic again. That's absolutely ridiculous. Just more silly dick-measuring by the USMC. Do you really think that an Army grunt, who went to Fort Benning, and then decided to go to the MC after his hitch, would in any way be shook, or have a hard time going through MC boot? 🤣 And, SPEAKING of grunts....IF you're in the MC, and you leave, deciding you wanna jump to the Army, and you're out for more than four years before you make said jump, guess where YOUR ass is going........BASIC! Ask yourself why you NEVER see 11B's, AFPR's, SEALs, Green Berets, 82nd Airborne, 101st Air Assault, 10th MTN, or the 75th Rangers, all over Marine videos, beating their chest, and $hitting on their brothers in arms, telling them how they suck compared to them. If you've asked yourself this question, but don't have an answer....Allow me to fill that void. It's because THEY'RE the REAL badasses! And badasses don't brag. Because if you have to brag, you really ain't $HIT! Do your job, and STFU. So yeah, you keep coughing, son. Make sure you get it all out. ;-)
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  51.  @whodat9198  Uhm, did you bother to see the date of that link you posted??? (Hahahahahahahaha!) Bro, if you're gonna seriously grab supposed quotes from three people, out of the MILLIONS that served (provided they're accurate, and not embellished like all marines love to do), then I can't take anything you say seriously. You're literally talking about damn near ancient history. What I know is this....You're NOT superior, full stop! There are shitbird Marines (Try and tell me that there are not), and shitbird Soldiers. You will have studs in ALL branches. The US Army is the ass-kicking-est MF's on terra firma. We have kicked ass all throughout history. (Look it up) And no amount of shit talking, and vilification from you, or your lying ass brethren will change that. You are a small branch. You are the Department of the Navy. You try and make everyone who'll listen believe that just because you get yelled at in boot, you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. Well, I hate to bust your bubble, bruh...But you couldn't BE more wrong! So, you just keep puffing, and beating your chest, and making your rounds across cyberspace, telling everyone how badass you are! Meanwhile, the REAL badasses, who shut their mouths, and do their jobs get the props. Ask yourself why you never see Rangers, SEALs, AFPR, and CC's, Deltas, or SF's running around on YT shitting on their brothers in arms! On second thought, don't....As a Marine, you'll simply lie to yourself anyway. But, I'll tell you. REAL bad asses don't have to brag. If you have to brag, you ain't shit! (Badass 101) Also, getting a badge doesn't make you a grenadier. But, you are BASICALLY TRAINED. (Sound familiar?) Just like graduating from boot makes you a BASICALLY TRAINED MARINE! The REAL training begins when you get to your PDS. You crayon gobblers seem to forget that. LOL! I went through in the 80s. And, contrary to what the text in that link reads, DS's said that you are (here it comes again) a BASICALLY TRAINED SOLDIER upon graduation! This is why they call it Basic "COMBAT" training!! And we ALL GO through it, whether you're a pog, or a hard charging grunt! That's been around FAR longer than that link you posted. But, whatever man YouTube is REPLETE with Soldiers kicking ass in combat! You bring up 3, or 4 instances of a couple of people not packing it, and you think that the whole branch is ass! Well, the fact that this country exists in its current iteration in terms of power, flies in the face of what YOU think of the Army! But, if you REALLY want to continue this assery, let's go! I'm not talking about round bowns...Break down for me, the EXACT DIFFERENCES in TACSOP's, for the respective branches, and tell me how yours is superior! You're not dealing with a stupid man here, Gomer. So be careful! I'm not convinced! ;-)
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  57. Hahahahahaha!!! Once again, you're only telling HALF the story. You guys are notorious for that. Sure, you have to shoot "AT" that 500 yard target. BUT (and this is a BIG but), you do NOT HAVE TO HIT IT. AND, you can STILL qualify EXPERT, without coming anywhere NEAR that 500 yard target. So why tf is it even there? Why even bother? Also, I'm going to copy/paste an excerpt from a rag called the Marine Times: (Note....The USMC is adopting a NEW qual SOP. Guess which branch has already had this SOP for YEARS.) "We've shifted the target down a human target. You do need to strike in what have been identified as lethality zones. Anything outside these zones, could suggest it's not a physiological stop, said CW5 John Costa, director of the marksmanship program management at the training battalion. That's because an operational analysis conducted in 2018 showed lethality gaps in which Marines were having problems hitting moving targets, and hitting human targets in ways that would incapacitate the person." So, while YOU guys are shooting at cute little popup targets, the ARMY is shooting at MOVING targets, in full battle rattle. One thing I found funny while reading that USMC rag, was that, they seem to love doing irrelevant comparisons to the ARMY. It was quite comical. Why you guys don't just shut up, and do your jobs, and stop putting down your brothers in arms, I'll never know. The fact that your females 'shoot at' a 500 yard target is precious. I guess they're now considered infantry, as a result, huh? Man, that little brother syndrome must be a motherf**ker.
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  119. ​ @DepressedCrayonEater  Either you didn't read the post, or you don't know the difference between "bread" (which is what YOU wrote), and "bred". You guys absolutely KILL me with that culture crap. Let me clue you in, sir. Your history, and ethos don't mean dooley squat in real war. It only matters when you're in garrison, or when you're telling everyone who'll listen, that you're a marine. You're not special. You just THINK you are. Your 'distinct role' is that you're naval infantry. (pogs notwithstanding) But, let's be honest. Although you do fight well, you're redundant. Amphibious landings are about as passé as muskets, and dueling pistols. You exist only because the navy can't 'infantry'. (Except SEALs) Your infantry, and army infantry are practically identical. Accept it, because it is the truth. That 911 thing? You need to stop it. Everyone who's ever served in combat arms knows that that is solely dependent on the mission, and NOT the branch. Because the 75th, 101st, 3ID, 10th MTN, and the 82nd all vehemently disagree with you. As for all marines being basically trained in infantry tactics, you literally described the army, dude. Because every single potential soldier WILL have to be basically trained in infantry tactics. And that's irrespective of MOS. The "C" in BCT literally stands for COMBAT. The difference is, OUR pogs KNOW that they're pogs. They don't try to fancy themselves as hard charging grunts like marine pogs do. Just ask the average 0311 if he thinks that quartermaster, spoons, or network admins are the same. That oughtta get a good laugh.
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  229. ​ @rjkurtz  Hee hee hee..... Let me rip this Gomer's jabberwocky to shreds..... "Now let’s talk about those schools huh? Why would the Marines WASTE money funding their own school when they can just go to an Army school that teaches the same thing/standard?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If the army is SO inept, why would you GO to those aforementioned schools? That's fuzzy math! LMAO!! You talk about wasting money. Money that your poor asses DON'T have. That's one piss poor excuse, son. I LOL-ed! "But you know what DOESN’T happen? MARINES NEVER attend Army Infantry school, why? Army infantry could NEVER meet the standards and skills set by the Marine School of infantry. In a tactical competition between the two groups, Marines are the Dream Team." Is THAT what you think? Okay, Gomer....Let's roll the dice. Please explain the EXACT DIFFERNCES, in terms of the branches' respective TACSOPs, that makes the marine corps superior. This is the answer I most look forward to. "Also, Marines don’t go to Army Sniper school why? Because Marines have the most elite marksmen in the world." Is that so? Hmmmm....Then, perhaps you can explain why, since 2001, a total of ONE MARINE has won the International Sniper Competition. ONE! EIN! IL! UNO! UNE! How elite can you really be? LMFAO! Wait...Did you miss it? I say again....ONE! In fact, the latest was won by a "Nasty Girl". Imagine a Guardsman beating a juggernaut marine. Hahaha! Say it ain't so! "Marines don’t have the budget that the Army has, so we save money attending Army schools. Once we complete those undisciplined schools, we return to our own units and sharpen the loose bolts caused by Army standards." This made absolutely zero sense, man. I mean, none. You say the army sucks, is undisciplined, and inferior. How can omnipotent super beings such as yourselves, be taught ANYTHING from an inferior branch? I mean, wouldn't it be akin to little Johnny, who just got his yellow belt last week, teaching Bruce Lee self defense techniques? LOL! And while you're thinking up some nonsensical answer, that is CERTAIN to be laden with pure, unadulterated comedy, let's continue. "I have seen with my own eyes how Army dogs all yell “Follow Me” and scatter as individual soldiers." Really? You've seen it with your own eyes? I mean, just wow. This is literally like listening to a politician talk. You already know that everything coming out of his mouth is a damn lie. What unit did you see do that? Where was it? God damn, I don't even know why I bothered to even address this absolute lunacy. This is one of the silliest things you've written so far. (STILL laughing) "But my Marines only work as a team. We only become individual soldiers when we are the last one alive." Your bull$hit is actually starting to bore me. You're just not equipped with the knowledge, the intellect, nor the honesty to debate me. There are so few of you in these comments section It's almost refreshing to see marines actually give props to soldiers, and call them brothers, fighting for the same team. Though rare. You are a complete mess, sir. And a dry-faced liar, to boot. "Army uniform standards could NEVER rise to Marine Standards." It amazes me that you guys care so much about purdy ass uniforms, when absolutely NONE of that $hit matters in war. Anything that's 'different', to the marines, is inferior. Yet, if anything becomes even remotely similar, it's "WAAAAA THEY'RE TRYING TO COPY US!" You guys have no freakin clue. It's sad. Quite comical, but sad, at the same time. "Our discipline is unmatched. That’s why MARINES guard EVERY American Embassy in the world as well as the Whitehouse." "Oh, so you want props for pulling guard duty? That's adorable. I've said this before, and now I'll school YOU. The whole embassy thing? LOL! Stop it. No special infantry training needed. You're sentries. Nothing more. An old bald guy from Publicover could do it. There are approximately1700 MCESG's. Give, or take a couple, you number less than 10 per embassy. Now, pay attention, Gomer. It's about to get real, as they say in the vernacular.....If a country's military decided to bum rush the embassy, do you really think that a few marines would be able to quell them? Don't be a clown, man. You bring up this foolish $hit, thinking we're just gonna swallow it? I'm smarter than that. You should have left that crap in your head, son. You just made yourself look like a complete bozo! LOL!! As for the White House (Two separate words, BTW)....Again, that's cute, but another damn lie. I THINK it's pretty common knowledge that the SECRET SERVICE guards the White House. You guys are, again, just sentries in purdy dress blues. Kinda like nutcrackers. I bet most of those guards aren't even grunts. They grab the Gomers with the squared jaws, give them high-and-tights, and now they're supposed to be imposing figures. Hahahaha! Really now! "We are the Raiders, the Invaders, the Revenge Hammers. We are who you send when America wants to make a loud Statement." Who were the very first grunt boots on the ground in OIF? I'll give you a hint. It WASN'T THE MARINE CORPS. That bravo goes to the 3ID. And what statement can YOU make, that the army can't? How does YOUR infantry training compare with ARMY infantry training? Again, what makes them markedly different? "If you want to talk about who did what first, the French started the beret first. And the Army still uses it to this day in MULTIPLE divisions. Marines are too busy trying to look like AMERICAN warriors rather than French artists." Reading comprehension much? I never mentioned French berets. We're talking army vs. marines here, since YOU brought up who did what first. Why are you bringing up berets? LOL!! I'd bet every dime I've ever made in my LIFE...That if the marines started wearing berets first, you guys would be nutting all over them. It's freakin headgear. Get over it. "By the way, “leaving the modeling to the girls” made me laugh because even our FEMALE marines could destroy you Army brats (aside from SpecOps)." I don't think that even YOU are dumb enough to really believe that. I mean, seriously. If you are, then all hope for you is lost. You are the tard that I initially thought you were. Gatdamn, that was precious! LMFAO! "Air assault school is a joke, Ranger School is a joke. Green Beret school has lost its Umph that it once had." I see. And you've been through all of these schools to make that assessment, right? What did you do in the marines that trumped RIP? Assuming you went through it. They're a joke, yet, marines go to those schools to feather their caps. Don't know about you, but I know I wouldn't want to go to a school that was a joke. I KNOW you're just talking out of your ass. And I know that YOU know you're talking out of your ass. 🤣 "Army Basic Training is just a little harder than kindergarten now and Drill Sergeants have been castrated in terms of power and intimidation tactics. Rangers lead the way to a dead end. Marines model so we can show you how it’s done. I’m running out of mics to drop." Basic is a little harder than kindergarten? LOL!!! You truly are a remedial student. My suggestion to you is that you stop dropping those mics. You're going to waste tons of money buying new ones.
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  258.  @Pazuzu4219  Wait....Who are you? Oh, wait. Maria?? Hahaha! Looks like "YOU'RE" (not 'your', genius) a woman. And therefore, more than likely, a pog. This makes anything you say regarding Army grunts, completely moot. You're here talking about drills, and basic/boot. That's flippin hilarious!! Gomers like you literally put all of your eggs in the 'boot' basket. It's like the entirety of the rest of your military careers pale in comparison, because boot is literally all you guys ever talk about. Learning basic $hit. Adorable! Nobody cares, sweetheart. All that boot crap is cute, but real war is light years away from boot. This country, since its inception, has kicked more ass in wars, than every other nation in that time frame. And, who do you think was responsible for the lion's share of said ass-kicking? Now, before you get your panties all scrunched up, understand that I have ZERO problems with respectable Marines. Marines who are smart enough to understand that, this country wouldn't even exist, were it not for the Army. Marines who KNOW that we're on the same freakin team. But, addlepated dingbats like yourself, the nastiest of insignificant pogs, who obviously suffer from delusions of superiority, are the ones I have a problem with. And I will, at every stop, school you like your 8th grade science teacher. Now, since you're so smart, please explain to all of us reading, how EXACTLY, Army infantry gets less training than Marine infantry. And I want specifics. Please tell us how your training, where the INFANTRY is concerned, is superior to Army infantry. I'll wait.....
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  265. ​ @robertoshea9825  Discipline is mandatory in all branches. It's not up to the marines to set the standard by which the other branches implement theirs. They have to understand that different branches do things differently. They somehow consider it undisciplined to call a Sergeant First Class "Sarge". Yet, they are cool with calling a Gunnery Sergeant "Gunny". This, I could understand, if they were in basic, where that is (obviously) not tolerated. You have to be at your PDS, fully fledged, before you can even think about that. As for being weaker. In what regard? The bench press? LOL. A lot of marines think that being fit somehow makes them better shooters. They always compare themselves to army pogs. Pogs, BTW, who almost never see anything even remotely resembling combat. Very rarely do they comment on the infantry. And that's because they know that both army, and marine infantry are almost completely identical. (Some have even said redundant) The U.S. Army is arguably the most powerful army on the planet. Without us, the marines would be finished, and they know it. With all of the hardcore soldiers in the army, you have to ask yourself why you never hear them talking mess. That's because they're the SILENT professionals. The difference is, soldiers do their jobs very well....Only with their mouths shut. A lot of marines.....Not so much. A lot of them love to d:k measure. Soldiers don't do that. When you know your d:k is big, you don't need to measure. And lastly, that cute little "do more with less" thing they love to trumpet never gets an answer when asked to elaborate; Do more what, and with less what?
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  369. "The real difference between the Army and the Marine Corps is attitude..." Actually, the biggest difference is that the marine corps gets the job done, but wants every lifeform that exists on the planet to know about it. The army gets $hit done, but doesn't expect props, and fanfare. We're the silent professionals. "we are smaller than the Army. We usually get second-hand gear." Second- hand from who? Is the M27 'second-hand gear'? "And the Marine Corps trains leaders, with more responsibility and freedom to make decisions at lower ranks than the Army, with a Corporal having more authority in the Marine Corps than an Army Sergeant." Well, it is clear that you have very little knowledge of the US Army. This is FALSE, sir. A marine corporal does NOT have more 'authority' than an army sergeant. (I think you need to learn the difference between authority, and responsibility) You call it "training leaders", when the truth is, it should be called 'the-overwhelming-majority-of-marine-corps-personnel-RARELY-stay-longer-than-their-initial-four-year-commitment-so-there-are-fewer-prople-to-lead'." "It stands to reason that it takes longer to run our 3-mile PFT than the Army's 1-1/2 mile." Actually, it's TWO miles. You're confusing us with the USAF. "You failed to take into account that Marines are more likely to be in better physical condition as well as being used to carrying more, faster, and for longer periods of time than Army grunts except for maybe Airborne or Special Forces personnel." LMAO! This is hilarious! A grunt is a grunt, sir. And that's irrespective of branch of service. But now my curiosity is piqued. Please explain what SPECIFICALLY you carry, that is heavier than what army grunts carry. Also, how MUCH faster do you guys run with gear? Did you have a race, or something with army grunts to see who could run longer, and faster? Man, this is great!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  462. ​ @MrCard031584  "Why don't you ask someone that has stood against the marines in battle. Oh wait they're all dead." Awwww....That's adorable. But, I asked YOU! Good deflection, though. "Why don't you look up devil dogs." I did. A snack cake, with cream filling. "During I believe the Vietnam War the US had to investigate the marines for the number of head shots they were getting." Another marine bull$hit story. That never happened. Do you really think the United States would "investigate" the marines for headshots in WAR? Especially when napalm was being used? How about bombs, and rockets that reduce enemy fighters to barbecue beef tips?? And you're talking about headshots??? LMFAO!! You can't be that dumb! "The government thought they were lining them up and executing them. Turns out they were just giving long range labotomies at a rate the US government didn't previously know was possible." Oh. I guess you CAN be that dumb. LOL!! "Normandy, all that needs to be said about the US involvement in that war." That's pretty vague, man. But, I'm gonna write that off with the rest of the drivel you've written thus far. "All depends on your definition of winning a war. I think the US has gotten exactly what it's wanted from every war its fought. The rest is just theater." Yes, because men dying is 'theater'. Either way, you're off topic. Please try and focus. "Every time the marines are let off of their very short leash, they come back with a new name the enemy has given them." Ah, yes. Like oft trumpeted teufel hunden? LMAO! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. You guys need to stop all these embellishments, and straight out lies, man. I lived in Germany for a combined total of 4 years. I've NEVER heard of such lunacy. No confirmation. Zero. You guys love to lie your asses off by making up cute nicknames for yourselves, then have the effrontery to say that enemy combatants actually gave them to you because of your 'fierceness'. Riiiight. Well, we're hep to your game, Gomer. People are smarter now, and information is much easier to get. Nobody's buying your bull$hit anymore. The only time I EVER see crap like this, is in marine rags. No other source has ever been confirmed. "You tell a marine to get it done and you don't care how, it gets done period." Pretty sure you haven't cornered the market on that one, Gomer. The same can be said for ALL branches of the US military. You're just too jaded to see it. "The main problem currently is very restrictive rules of engagement." ^^^^ Literally the only thing you've said that makes any sense whatsoever. My question goes unanswered. US Marines are good. Just like every other branch of the US military. But you're (marines) no better than any other branch. Full stop.
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  576. ​ @T_81535  Sure. Let's dissect your drivel. "The army gets all the funding so they have a larger force." ACTUAL percent of the budget allocated to the branches: Air Force - 30.3 Navy - 29.9 Army - 22.9 "The marines get very little funding so cant recruit as many troops." WRONG! Marines get little funding, because they're under the Department of the NAVY. Which means they (Navy) have to SHARE it with the USMC. "Thats why the marines demand only the best because they cant afford to have a bunch of idle hands in there ranks like the army." It's "THEIR". And what the hell are 'idle hands'? Please don't tell me that you think there are no pogs in the marine corps. LOL!! "The army has just as many capable troops as the marines do but they also have many that are not as capable." Capable of WHAT? "Not as many shit bags in the Marines." Well, when your size is only a paltry 180 odd thousand vs. over a million, you will probably have fewer 'shit bags'. That's just math. But remember, pogs don't need to be hard chargers. That's not their job. Duh? But, infantry to infantry, the differences are negligible. Full stop. "The army believes that even a retard with a pair of hands can be useful in some way where as the marines cant afford said retards because they dont have room in there ranks for them." Again, it's 'THEIR". And, judging by your post, clearly they do. Also, have you ever heard of Marine Corps Intelligence? What about Marine Corps Corps of Engineers? No? WAIT, have you ever heard of a Marine Corps doctor, or surgeon? Please! Don't talk to me about retards, son. "Marines 150,000 strong and the army is 700,000 strong." Your numbers are slightly off. But, okay. -_- "They dont call it the army for nothing." You're damn right they don't. And I suggest that you don't forget it. We will ALWAYS be your big brother. You need to thank whatever deity you worship, that the US Army exists. Because without it, your chances of beating countries like China, Russia, and even NK, are absolute zero. So, show some respect, Gomer. "As far as platoon on platoon id put my money on the marines" yawn. And, let me guess. Stipulations, and governors must be put in place, right? Yes, we'll fight you (Which, BTW, would NEVER happen.), but you can't bring any of your technology, and overwhelming firepower. GTF outta here! LMAO! "but if it comes down to force on force the marines have zero chance." Again, it would never happen. So all you can do is speculate. You Gomers just don't seem to get it. We play for the same team. The sooner you learn that, the sooner you can put down your ruler, and stop with the silly dick measuring. Because dick measuring is only for guys with small dicks. Now, how's THAT for 'logic'?!
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  621. ​ @achaean7615  "firstly, the two uniforms makes a difference, it is a matter of distinction, identity and morale for that fighting force, particularly so for the marine corps bc they take great pride in distinction, furthermore it is also a means of testing different camos, seeing what works and what doesn't. But finally having your branches own uniform actually means something when your the marine corps, a branch the army has been trying to write out of existence due to their own short comings.. failures and envy.." Unbelievable. What "matter of distinction" will be relevant, when you're trying to obliterate the enemy? Or, better yet, when the enemy is trying to obliterate YOU? Do you really think Russia, China, or NK cares what the American military's uniform looks like? Are you even serious right now? Get outta here with that bull$hit. Also, you have no idea what you're talking about. This much is certain. You really think the army, which is more than THREE TIMES the size of the marine corps, is trying to get rid of the USMC? When the MC was on the chopping blocks, that was a BUDGETARY concern which, BTW, resided in the purview of the Department of Defense. The army had zero to do with it. Educate yourself. The fact that you have the lowest budget is not the army's fault. You're part of the NAVY. Which means you have to share their budget. If you don't get state-of-the-art kit first, don't get mad at us, and start throwing 'words like 'failure', and 'envy' around. (LMAO!) That's ridiculous. "and your point about the Abrams is nonsense," Not really, when you're the one who mentioned tanks. But, okay. -_- "I know the dod wouldn't find a tank just for the marine corps.. except for tye fact that they also funded our osprey and AAVs, which already renders your point null," Ospreys, and AAV's are not tanks. So you may want to rethink that 'null' figure. "but while the army got their new tank, we still rolled with old Vietnam Era equipment." The army is bigger, has a MUCH bigger budget, and therefore, will get $hit first. If that's the fly in your milk, punt.
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  654. ​ @DepressedCrayonEater  I wish you would condense your retorts to a single post. You're all over the place, and I simply don't have the time to tear apart your dialog, as I have $h1t to do. So, I'll do what I can. YOU said: "Culture, values, tradition, and brotherhood is what binds an army or a Corps together You underestimate its value.."  Well no $h1t. But I still fail to see how tradition can win a war. I mean, you're just not making any sense, man. The military literally exists to fight wars. What other soldiers, or marines did a century prior is completely irrelevant. I promise you, your history will not be thought of when you're getting fired upon. "Not only is the army far larger it is also not structured and organized like the Marine Corps" Please explain this, specifically. Structured/organized in what fashion? "and therefore cannot perform the mission of the Marine Corps at the same proficiency level that the Marines can by definition." Please tell us what the marines do that the army can't do. "The Marines are the best at what they do. The Marines are more akin to shock troops due to the fact that they are inherently more mobile and responsive than the Army by design." "Shock troops"? LOL I honestly believe you guys just throw words around having no idea what they mean. The US Army HAS to be big, with MASSIVE firepower. How is this news? What do you think all of that tradition, and culture of the US Marine Corps would do against a huge power like China, or NK, or even Russia? Do you honestly believe that all that "rah" crap will beat them alone? You act as if the entire US Army is sent in one big bag. It's not. Yes, we're huge. However, the 82nd Airborne Division for instance, is an RDF unit. It can be anywhere on the planet in 18 hours, or less. And, last I checked, no boat that has EVER existed, can move faster than a plane. And before you start with the marines being on boats thing, save your keystrokes. You number anywhere from 30 to 85 individuals. Not exactly what I'd call formidable. Say whatever you like, man. But, I'll tell you what I've told scores of marines like yourself. You'd better get down on your knees, and thank whatever deity you worship, that the United States Army exists. Because if it didn't, and a war broke out between the aforementioned powers, you'd be wiped clean off the face of this planet before you could say Peter Piper. We can win without you., but you CERTAINLY can't win without us. So show some respect to your brothers in arms, bro. We're NOT your enemy. Although, for reasons that will forever remain a mystery to me, you certainly ACT as though we are.
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  815. Sorry there, Vincey...But you're woefully inaccurate, and have absolutely no freakin CLUE what you're talking about. 1st. That $hit about the Marines going in, taking the land with overwhelming force, and then the Army coming in to setup forts, is hilarious. Absolute bull$hit....But, hilarious just the same. In all my years of training in the infantry, I've literally never seen anything even remotely resembling setting up a fort. (LMFAO!!) 2nd. I'm calling bull$hit on your "Had plenty of vets from other branches, Army included, say to me, "I wish I would have joined the Marines." thing. Cool story bro. But, I'm not buying. I've seen abused pack animals who are treated better than you guys in the fleet. This is why so many of you finish your 4 year hitch, then jump ship to the "Nasty Girls". THEN, you said: "The fact that you didn't, for the purposes of the conversation, tells me [you know] you took a softer route - for whatever reason - and now regret missing out on the chance to be a part of a very special fraternity. I've yet to know of a Marine who wished he would have joined another branch. Semper Fi." Hahahaha!! I think it's cute the way you try to sound all tough, and intelligent, when it made no sense whatsoever. What was YOUR mos? Be honest....You were a pog, huh? (Now watch, he'll say the same old tired bull$hit that all you dumb pog ass Gomers say. "ALL Marines are grunts!" Pure, unadulterated comedy! :-D ) Lastly, the Army DOES have camps, as WELL as forts, you nimrod. CLEARLY you posted this absolute drivel about the Army, with zero knowledge of it. Yup, another dumb Gomer, suffering from delusions of superiority. yawn -_-
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  897. ​ @agmsmith4079  Sure, pal. Let's play! There are actually SEVERAL ways to get all that equipment overseas. I'll give you two. 1. United States Air Force/United States Navy. As we're the United States MILITARY, we have what is called, a SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP! Now, I know you're a little challenged intellectually, so I'll make it easy for you! Symbiosis basically means that two different species are mutually beneficial to one another. To dumb it down even further, it's a one hand washes the other/you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours deal. Get it? lol! "Sailors/Airmen, we know you guys don't do any ground-fighting, so we'll take care of it for you. All we ask is that you give us transportation to the A/O. You will? Cool! You guys rock!" ^^^ THIS, because we're BROTHERS IN ARMS, and fight for the SAME F*CKING TEAM!! A concept Gomers like you fail miserably to grasp! TOGETHER, we keep our country safe! There's none of that gay crap you Marines are notorious for...Like dick-measuring. Soldiers are kinda like that old Eddie Murphy stand up clip. When your dick is big, you don't NEED to measure it! You just know it is! LOL! There's none of that, "if it wasn't for us, you couldn't take the fight to the enemy!" Know why??? Because that is LAME! If we can't take the fight to the enemy, the enemy can't get its ass kicked! DUH! 2. Please Google USTRANSCOM. If your STUPID ass didn't know (and I'm pretty sure you DIDN'T!), the US Army ALSO uses PRIVATE transportation companies to get to the A/O! So, thank you US Navy, and USAF!. (Notice I didn't mention Marines. You guys are pretty much useless when it comes to transportation.) And you can kill all that crap about how you're part of the Navy...As if you should get some kind of props. Especially when all you do is talk shit about them! "Yeah, we're the Department of the Navy.....The MEN'S department!" Sound familiar?? LMAO! I'm an all pro when it comes to this shit! You're way out of your league, son! So, as they say in the vernacular....You better recognize! Also, I wanna know where you got that drivel about the Marines reporting directly to the president!!! I actually woke up this morning, STILL laughing at that shit!! LMFAO! OH...And how SOCOM was established to compete with Marines!! OMFG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BTW, I hope the popcorn was delicious! LOLOLOL!!!
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