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Shower with laundry detergent, lolz. O. Vegetables only have photosynthesis. ??????? Ekan shan vzi kinjil dretsin vzin, mnatsats@ giteq. ??? Asuma hl@ chei merel, arden dran dimats kangnats ein, axiqners tanen. Where have you seen free lunch? Minimum shun. Mek Mek hacha. Indian hacha? Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha???? Opera singer er? Asuma you had to see it, you had to feel it. Esh ein. Ed el your actions. Asuma my actions don't define me, my "Degree" does. Uje chelovek v Tyurme ne tak dumayet kak novorojdyenniy anglichanin. Ed el Free Lunch
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Xochesh dakazatelstva, Enter Stem field... Minimum dakajesh shto mojesh vaprosi reshat... A ostalnoye, na slovax da??? Ed el Technology.... Ya Biolog, minimum delayu eto... Patom Es kez Literator, slacker, es kez matematik, Lazy, es kez Ximik, Va vsyo lezit, es kez Fizik, Day prafessiyu! Atsenil! LOLZ.Asuma Savsem Drugoye Delo!!!!
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Sidim, dumayu kak na ulitse krasivo... Proshol God, pochemu to!!!!! V MArse chem xarasho, ni den ni noch. Na Chasi smotrim two oclock, Knigu shto li prochitat, prochli vsyo, smotrim 2:15. V SHOKE! Tents yerjankutyun vortex es tesel? Za den Universitet zakonchili. Ed el dni ne proxodyat. Pojarnim lyudey spasat, a nam kavo spasat? Pajarnix. Pajarnik Pajarnova spas, ot chevo? Ot Ognya. Tak spasayem drug druga. Ed el Poxoroshela. :)))) Java Scrit dali, V SHOKE! Za den uchit???? + Pachemu to Bill Gates rodilsya Do kampyuterov. Eto poluchayetsa Bill Gates Bez Kampyutera nikto? Sam sdelal, sam i razbiris. Igrushku takuyu sshas delayut dlya lyudey. S igrushkami rastyom. Napisali, idi Pilmeni Yesh!!!! Tebe Pilmeni, mne kampyuter. Uje Rebenok Mat ne uznayot. a bilo vremya mat rebenka ne uznavala.
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Organin xpetsinq D n pakasets. Organ malfunction, organ failure i togda li. Xexdetsinq inch@ pakasets? U tents sharunakum en, kak ponyat????Kto eti lyudi? Bivshiye lyudayedi. Menak dsuk en utum. Anmardkayin apush. Mard dartsnenq gone chnshum tsuyts ta. Asuma yazik ne pozvolyayet ili kak? A vi poprobovali yevo uchit? Tents asuma durs@ toxetsinq, ekav sovorats lezun, gone xosel imanas. Ed el Ignorance level in many countries, hastat gitem grel kardal chgites, yazikom vertet vse mogut, daje President. Скажи, кто твой друг, и я скажу, кто ты. Prishli rot otkrivayet vsyo ne to, povedeniye to je, ostalnoye asuma nauchilis "Street Smart"om bit, ed hastat gitem Hamalsaran@ cher talu. Ed el learning from the streets, daje business batsetsi. Myusna hima el patmum asuma Garvard zakonchili, rot otkrivayet platyat. Heshta direction tsuyts tal@? Heto Computer Science sovoretsi, esqan deneg poluchayu. A v chem problema? Gyuxatsu Pamidorna iskakan, Italakan xaxoxi het. Pamidorov basturma ches sarqi, isk xaxoxov gini en patrastum. Asuma yas chgidam yas tsanum em, mnatsats@ duq incha keneq im problem@ chi. Asuma v Armenii samiye vkusniye plodi. A na sebya probovali? Ed el Vitamin D a xmum, luchshe solntsa, sshas solntse viklyuchu. Ponyali da? Jur en vertsnum mej@ vitamin d ltsnum, sup delayut tak. Apelsini mej el vitamin C en srskum. Watermeloni mej Vitamin D...
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Asuma prishli polyaki, nichevo ne dali, prishli italyantis toje samoye, prishli aziati, vsyo vam. Kak tak sluchilos? Strashlo aj, u Polyak ochemu to pivo ne vkusnoye, plyus mi je s Irlandsii. Sshas v simfanicheskix arkestrax v Amerike on Blind Test vibrali aziatov, shto dash? Kitay, shtobi doma sebya chuvstvuvali. Asuma Do Yevropi daleko yeshe? Peshkom ili na Peshexode? Mujik brosil jenu, ne udavletvoryayet, A vi sluchayne ne impatent? Skolko Gayev, nikto na Mary Curie ne vlyublyayetsa. I shto? Okazalos shto tak i yest!
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A tak kak sobaki. Gav, Gav, teper uje i v nos, i v golovu i God knows where. ASuma esqan spasel ei, all Legal now. Thanks!!!! Es el qo tvats@. One Damage, Boom, two damages, boom, Glxin, Vorin, Votin, Dserqin....
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Yes, somehow everyone is rich. Any data on who is what job? We couldn't all be politicians, could we? I think the last thing I ever wanted was to be one anyways. If you can negotiate with criminals then my best wishes to you. So far Politicians have the lowest salary in capitalism. If they had someone like Li Kuan Yu that saved Singapore, then sure, let's pay them the same as Bill Gates, plus create a software with their name. This probably hasn't happened yet, but monument is my generous suggestion, the rest was kindness and being a powerful person. People today can hardly take care of themselves not to mention countries. A janitor has a better chance to become rich, then an economist or a "Politician". Here is Jennifer Lopez, make sure to show your body and become rich. Africa is still hungry, India is hungry, and many countries are hungry. Let it be, I says. Make sure sell your children on the streets to pay your bills.
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Hav ein kut talis??? Mat asuma, dlya rebenka vsyo. vzyala dochku, prastitukoy sdelala, smotri skolko pribili prinesla. Eto yesli pribilno, a yesli net???? A yesli net, yerdntsuts vor Rus ches! Asuma parskahayer@ vonts vot Concentration campits durs ekats linein. Doktor...kamu kakiye vitamini???? Krishka tebe! Davno uje na yede, a ne na vitaminax. LOLZ. Curry heals... Kurim! Curry na golovu ne deysvuyet? Narkaman ein. Odin alkagolik skazal. Mi potom vilechili, no po Istorii Narkotikn er voch te narkotik hanel@. Haneluts asuma mnats tri pracent mozga, na etom tri pragrammiruyem. A u Armyan sto procentno ne rabotayet mozg. Kriminal... A u tex shto rabotayet? S krishi upali. Ed el Spustis na zemlyu. Menak Ivanushki International@ inch poxer berets. Akeanom... A VED ne vilechish! edqan pox er berel, um eir talu, dod????
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Are you a dependent of some sort???? We really don't understand why you are here. So these many people every these many years need heart engine change, these many people did not have Bones?????Plastic bones? Wooden skull, glass eyes....What for, may we know... Basically I don't want to vote for you, but you are leaving me with no choice. On top of things, while I eat One apple, you ate a bag of chips, a cheeseburger, drank a huge bottle of Fanta and tried every snack there was. Now, obv. I don't want your doctors to reproduce me, I want my mother to do it.... What was next, having children in some maker, then a doctor to raise them up, perhaps? It's what they are trying to accomplish. Remember that freedom of yours? Well, it's no longer true. Now every now and often someone has to change your bones... ???? Did they know about it? No, we don't care about telling them that.
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Asuma greshno. Smotryat na chernix, svoim tonom koji, chevo dobilis, stugum em, melanin v poryadke, potom na lyudey s Indii, to je samoye, potom na Armyan... Ponyali da? Greshno smeyatsa. Na vsex posmotreli krome belix. Vot shto tvoy Melanin sdelal so mnoy. PHD. Pervim budesh? Net ya xochu bit poslednim chelovekom. Asuma belova prevratili v chernova, natsionalnost snyali, soglasilsya shto on cherniy. Menak kokordi rak chtas? Ed el Russkiy bolshe ne mojet v Rossii jit. Asuma kak Slvyane Armyan lyubyat? Mi to je lyubim Xorovats. Tak prosto. Kakoy vek, za xoroshim chayem nado puteshestvovat v Tseylon. Heto asuma kto chay lyubit, v Ameriku. Mi to je ptom chay. AKAZIVAYETSA yest lyudi kotoriye nikogda yevo ne probovali. Razve takoye vozmojno?
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Idyot competition na Ferrari. Prishli fiziki posmotreli, ushli, prishli Ximiki daje i ne posmotreli, ushli, and so on... A VED dulami vse smotryat. Mne i juk nravitsa. bolorin minimum mi achq drel em. Potom, ti prochyol, eto skazal, on tot je material prochyol, sovsem drugoye skazal. Kto vinovat kto prav uje ne zmayem, no znayem, andastiarak ein. Uje ne interpritiruyet, uje so slavami avtora svoi mislni govorit. A ved so slov ne poymyosh. Um mot ein gnum? Ya nichevo ne prochyol no minimum skazku napisal. A ved tolko bukvi znayu. Kakoy sochinitel. Kak prachyol vsyo propalo navernoye? Darom ed el. Sila b voli bila... /\. Protiv nas idut. A kak ved sluchilos? Ya eto napisal, ti eto. otseni! U matemaika dar. Podarit podarki. Literator cher...no lyubit sochinyat. A u vas kakoye predstavleniye? Na jizn??? Net ne na mayu jizn.. Vi s kem vayuyete? So mnoy. A vi?
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Asuma vi shto kupili za dengli? Tebya. A tebya kto kupit? Nikto. Aga. Kak tak sluchilos? To yest Fuflo tvoye kupim, no tebya ne xotim. Net tolko na Chernom spiske. A Mars to je Ameriantsi nashli? Ne nashli a iznasilovali. Asuma sshas kak, za dollar vsyo sdelayu. Prixodit glav vrach, asuma mne moya zarplata xvatayet na jizn, teper tolko pro tebya volnuyus. Eto on pro patsienta. A patsient to ne Jena, ne dast volnovatsa. Tot Muj vsegda prav. Asuma eto vi tak diagnostiku dayete? U muja odna problema, jena teper yest, volnovatsa ne o chom, krome deneg. Dengi yest, na sebe trach, ta deneg yest, vidno, po tamu kak tratitsa. A u menya rabota kakaya, u etova yest, u tavo netu, u tretyevo slishkom mnogo. Asuma Jeff Bezos samiy vidniy mujchina. Tot a vi na molodiye fotografii smotrite. A vi V ROSSII TAK POXUDELI? Kakoye izdaniye? Tot Utyug, tot Passajir tretevo klassa, tot Galstuk, tot Nuclear Fizik, ili Kopiyu sdelali. Sshas tak kapiruyut. Kopiya Vam Gogha, odin passajit drugomu... da da kopiya. Ne original je. Original doma ostavili. Hahahha. Asuma tebya za shto izbili? Obijayu. Lolz. 8
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A tak Hastat yest vsem xochetsa???? v Afrike naprimer bez deneg, v Indii bez deneg, v Braziliii bez deneg, v Venezuelle bez deneg, v Ispanii bez deneg... A vot v Zimbabwe Ochen mnogo deneg. Idi patrat! Asuma 1000 papers for on pound potato... U tents how many potatoes are in one pound? Asuma four, zaplatili how many 1000 papers, but let me print one paper that says 1000. Patom paper that says 10,000, patom paper that says 100,000. A million netu? Yest, paper that says one million.. Now exchange it for five, but you can do it with Euro. Here one million paper for One Euro. At least I have 1 paper instead!
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Ok, so smotri kak volnuyetsa, smotri kak obijayetsa, smotri kakiye cherti xaraktera proyavlyayutsa. zato krisha ne syexala. Potom aziat, vot shto mi yedim, ris, i xudeyem. Aga, xudeyem risom. A u nas ris tolstit. Heavy food. Vizdorovil, teper ris mogu yest. A ne tabletki? Mne mesto risa, dayte tabletku beh, mesto kartoshki etu tabletku i togda li. To yest eti lyudi vmesto yedi tabletku kushayut, xotya davno uje vizdoroili, mogut ris kushat.
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Now count salaries below 30,000, below 50,000 below 100,000 Below 150,000, below 300,000, below 500, 000, below 1 million....
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Asuma you have a certain thinking, but today US accepted these many Illegal Immigrants, who will then stay Illegally in the country, perhaps, till the end of their lives. So Fake Ids, fotoshopped employment authorities, cash jobs, and perhaps if you have committed these many crimes, you can always go further, recruiters are waiting....Heto asum sax Hispanic en, well, hesa Hispania sarqem. Asuma we appreciate US laws and we want to become legal residents. I want to raise my children here and so on... Basically Hispanics are discoverers, land ein discover arel. The side effect, katites vse ostaliniy v Yevropeyskiye strani, they don't take Third World Country citizens. Asuma if you are on my land, I want you to use silverware. Sax tsakerits hesa mtnem. Akanjits mtav tsakets minchev myus akanjits durs ga, Tutuzits danak mtsnem, Vaginayits the same. Mizaparkd el plastic bag dnem.
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Asuma do Universiteta nikto ne doshol, tot peshkom? Net basikom. Ed el Indians, basikom v shkolu xodili, no xodili. A tak xot Lyubaton nadevay, Kins, tarakan tantsuyet! A ti navernoye syel etova tarakana. Tents tarakan ein utum, odin tarakan tantsuyet, drugoy yest tarakan, lolz. Verjum um taran "Hivandanots"? Shortening of legs, for example... Shortening of neck, and so on... Asuma es exav es hagar, karoxa bujuma????O
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They had the most educated people saving America, but they still say America runs on Dunkin? Most people today can get a job with education or without because education worked. So basically if my children attend a school, minimum employment is guaranteed unlike other countries. In Europe it's the same, pretty systematic. Bachelor degree, Masters, PHD and if you are a prodigy, then you don't need the system to dictate you what to do. You can simply build an empire on your inventions. Means inventors, creative minds, business minded people - all are welcome. They all today hire someone with a Degree. But education is still a costly, a doctor says come on after finishing med school I will make this much money and salaries only go up. What was wrong with that type of thinking? Basically yes, I will pay you 300K to get a degree at your institution, then in one year, I will cover all the cost, and even buy a house. So Everyone went to med school. It was all salary based. I will finish Finance, pay this much, Finance salary is this much. Basically all calculated. I will only Pay, because my job offers me this much money. Then if it offers more, raise the cost of education. Basically Gangster's Paradise.
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Asuma kakiye Dodiki vse umnimi stali. Nam bi vash mozg. Asuma bolezn sdelala takoy. Ponyali da? "Zaboleli" ed el. Na ulitse shto li spat? Net na moyem postele. Asuma kakiye xoroshite, uje injiner terarizuyet. Asuma a kakoy side effect? A mi tupiye, ne ponimayem. Ni injinerom ne mojem stat, ni muzikantom, nikem, ed el Nikto. No Yazik viuchili s tabletkami. Mozgi vse zatraxali. Uje professor materitsa. Pedofilu dali pojiznennoye zaklyucheniye. A resume pokazat, ili bez etova? Bez etova pojalusta. Sshas vsem Pedikom sdelayu, ekvality poigrayem. Asuma v Derevne cheremok i pedika delayut, i dodika, i dauna, i daje lezbianku, asuma pravda lesbianka pochemu to ne srabotala, no reshim shto srabotala, i Poshla v tserkov, molitsa. Asuma v slovare poka ne nashla nakazaniye. Eto kakoy chelovek budet? Bomj bez rodstvennikov s roditelyami ili bomj bez roditeley i rodstvenniikov.
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Asuma Forensik psixolog belova rebenka chernit. Chernix ne xvatilo? Pochemu to za menya uje i yedyat, i govoryat i daje tabletki prinimayut. Eto Tupim pritvoryatsa ili kak? Net, eto kak Tupiye lechut pedafiliyu, a to v Tyurmu poshlyu. Kak vo Frantsii, slushay. Mne size zero pojalusta. Uje ne duxi, uje Amerikanskaya Yeda. Eto to je po faktam? Eto terapiya takaya, samiye luchshiye doktora opyat ves narod ot smerti spasli. Poka izdevayutsa. Strana daktarov i pochemu to vse patsienti. Nam takova lecheniye vek ne nujen. Asuma mi tebya v normalnim yazikom obyasnili, ti ponyal,teper shto? Teper infarkt, diabet, i saxar podnyalsya, visokoye davleniye. ed el tvoye nastoyasheye zdorovye. A tak ne revmatizma, ne osteaxandroza, nichevo netu. lolz/
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Asuma hena America, Canada the same, Australia most likely and Russia. Teper uje na rabotu mojete v kupalnikax. A odejdu ne otoxa. Zachem oxotitsa na normalnix lyudey? Asuma Arxitekt rabotal besplatno no lyubil italyanskiy kastyum. Eto yeshe nado znat istoriyu kto i kak sdelal kastyum. How have WE participated in it? Jena sidit govorit znayesh Useless no raju tebe rebenka, shto xochesh sdelay. Nemtsi Agreed, Canada Agreed, i togda li. To yest to dengli delay, ya roju rebenka, u nas budet population. Ti to je zarabotal svoi dengi. Detey na kakoy birje prodayut? Potom Gosudarstvo govorit, vot shto ya sdelayu s tvoim rebenkom. Von idi rabotat. Kupili nazivayetsa. Za skolko? Asuma a u nas eto besplatno. I tak odin rodil desyatero detey, gosudarstvo kupit, xot deneg zarabotayem. A chornix detey zachem ne pokupayut? Russkiy, a jopa chornaya, Armyanin, kak tak mojno, mi vse Bojyi deti, Anglichanin uje domashnix rabochix prinimiayet na kajdiy dom, Meksikanets govorit mi to je chorniye ne uznayut, mojete k nam.
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Ponyali da? Prishli zastrelili ushli. Otkrili Karl Qustav Yunq , asuma stex cheir pashtpanvum vonts vor, vot hepnt! Aha, Psixalogiya cheloveka, dali deneg, asuma More... Greedy, Nichevo ne delayesh, Lazy, Ubivayesh, Ubiytsi. Patom prishli Geneticians, Asuma Geni? Chem psixalogiya cheloveka otlichayetsa ot Inherited genes. Po Genam skajesh! Po povedeniyu... Asuma zdes sebya tak vedyot tam tak. A mi kto? A mi Filosofi... A chem filosof otlichayetsa ot psixologa... Psyche ology. Ologia.. All words ending on ologia. Asuma nam Psyche ne interesen. Zoology, Zo ology. Zoo Ology, odin o upal, zoology. Philosophy. Asuma prishli filosofi vsyo popravili ushli. Bez deneg ostalis.... Ed el Filosof bez deneg! Vam Yest xochetsa???? Da! Kakuyu yedu zakajite? Piti Syu pojalusta! Yazik ne dlya vas! Tents dali enqan vor xosan irar het Chimpanzener@.
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Dirijor prishol s palochkoy na audition, palochka to bila volshebnoy. vixodit vse prevratilis v zverya. Asuma muziku daje sobaki lyubyat. Pravilno, na shto ushi. Shtobi razgovarivat, net eto rot, rot shtobi kushat. Net eto gorlo. Nosom chay pit, net nosom dishim. Eto idyot ekzamen na meditsinkoye uchilishe. Asuma pharmaceft vsyo poproboval na sebya, teper lyudey lechit. Pravda doktora protiv takix lecheniy, no sevodnya v Shveytsarii tsvet koji drugoy. Eto Gosudarstvo besplatno vashim "Bezdelnikam" dal. Uje v Pole chudes igrayem, kto ostanetsa v jivix. Opernaya Pevitsa tak ustala na palu spit, i rukam yest...v poseldniye tridtsat let. Asuma vi kak berejote golos. Ya ne razgovarivayu. Garanca postavili golosoviye svyzki na insurance, kopeyki dali, a za Jennifer Lopez million dollarov dayut. Analiz delali tseliy god, asuma u nas Garanca Nikto, a Jennifer Lopez pevitsa, mi yeye Ochen Lyubim. yum Yum. Likes.
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This is what you would look like if... Basically one applies makeup like an Italian model, but leave it to Italian women and so on.... that's if the air was "Clean" or dirty. Teper uje ne pomojesh, ballet zachem v sorok let tantsevat? Ne Ballerina je. So the least you could do is play on a guitar. But hey, that the new "Looser". Po faktam je Loser. So it was all about who loses, who gains. Tisyache jizney ne jivyom, za den vsyo isportili. I pravilno, eto Yevrey obyasnyayet kak stroitelsvo idyot? Poka ne poymyesh etix lyudey, ni chem ne smojesh pomoch. Aga, vi dumayete shto chelovek kotoriy risuyet na zdaniyax, kotoriye stoili millon dollarov, obyasnyat shto to?
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Sshas kak dibilam obyasnyayut. Zakon obyasnil, ponyali. Minimum znaniy nado. Asuma postavili Dibila s umnim, a kak dokajesh. A mi v dibila prevratili, dokazat uje ne nado. Nam bilo interesno kto kak reagiruyet. I tak s zakritimi glazami smotru kak malenkiy chelovechik pitayetsa sebya zachitit. John Nash posal pismo izvenstnomu fiziku, na prochti, obratno poshli. Shto dumayesh. President so smexuv obmorok upal. Eto asuma shtobi yest Apelsin stolko nado? Ed el Tupoy. Ponyali da? Nam nachat vsyo zanova??? Tut obnarujili meditsinu, tut prixiatr yevo unichtojil. Asuma uje v ximiyu ne veryat. Von idi Dishi, vozdux dobavili. Ed el Cooks and Dietitians. Sshas vsye v yede yest, A yesli netu dobavim. Milk with vitamin D. :). A u menya povishennoye D, navernoye Milk dnimit! Bez vitamina D. Kak Nasos, slushay. Syel i xorosho Vipil yeshe lucshe. Shto dash, dixaniye. Eto yeshe nichevo. Amerikanets voobshe doshol do podgrobiye. Asuma sshas fokus pokaju, smotri skolko energii idyot na glaza tolko, a na ushi??? Eto tak pitayutsa Dizinteriyu lechit. Grek vilechil Windexom. Asuma Dizinteriya v Golove u tebya. Sshas psixologa vizovu, vsyu Dizinteriyu snimit. Stipvats John Nash opyat, ne tak napisal "Refugee" case, mi vse v SHOKE. Ne dali. Nam navernoye to je ne dadut, mi to je umniye.
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Nor dexa durs ekel, one Million Dollar...???? I shto lechit? Hepatit E. Asuma alfavit uchi, a b g, d, e. C???? Chem dalshe tem xuje, dashli do Z. Asuma ed pa vashey texnalogii, tents aretsinq... Edqan arjeq@ tvets. A kopirovat mojno? Razve shto Mashinkoy. Kapirovka nazivayetsa. Kapiruy! Zdes Ushi poteryala, zdes Gorlo, zdes taz, zdes ruki, zdes nogi... :))))) Obama Smile Ain't for you Myona Leeza! Asuma Otdixayim!!! Ed el Tretsin eli!
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Asuma u nas Vsyo po Sisteme. Signature zachem stavim???? Proverka takaya, ti, otest, mat kto ti???? Identifikatsiya idyot... V shokE!!!!! Stav Signature!!!! Prasnulis v Morge. ????????? Eto sshas tak izdevayutsa? Poymali sovsem nevinnova cheloveka, osudili na 50 let. Sidit, ne znayet shto delat... Obama, a mi knigi ne pozvolyayem chitat v Tyurme. Shto dash? Pochemu to poka tolko Dayom. A shto brat s tebya? Primer.... Ed el Amerikanets. LOLZ. I opyat Equality, nevinnov v tyurmu, a mi vinovati v etom. Znachit vinovniye. Vino? Na svobode tolko vinovniye. V tyurme vinovatiye. Bolshe ne budem. Nevinovat on. Dali Spirtnoye voditelyu Avtobusa kotoriy xotel semyu soderjat, sshas tak izdevayutsa. Avariya proizoshla. Armyanin Boje moy, vsex ix v Tyurmu. I tak Asuma Rodimoye pyatno stavyat! A po Vidu Einstein po sravneniyu.... A ved Tuchiiii.... ne slishali? Ivanushki International????? Ya v SHOKE. Invalid kakoy stepeni????????????
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A shto sluchilos kogda perestali Champaign pit??? Zabaleli. Chem??? Rakom. Asuma Stephen Hawking disqualified many.. A ti perekvalifitsiruy sebya. Na um vrode nichevo a v relanosti yeshe xuje...nichevo. Potom a ved semechkami uchili. :) Ne otkrivayetsa. Kakoy urok vzyali? Nikakoy. Vot kogda nauchites razgovarivat togda i pogovorim. Ekperiment asuma pokaju. Postavili Stephena Xoqinga na train s lyudmi pokatatsa, snachalo v Anglii, potom v ARmenii, otom v Rossii, potom v Amerike... Tot, zachem ne postavit s Einsteinom pokatatsa, tretiy, sluchayno ne Napoleon aaaaaaaa???? Kak rot otkril, srazu zakroyat. Ne dayut cheloveku pogovorit. asuma vi kak smeyetes? tak. :). Smex da grex. Dlya tupix chelovek s mazgami kloun. Stav! Postavili? Xot v Universitete smogut uchitsa. Da, a ya vot ne mogu... s takimi. Asuma tents tsamatsrvetir, navernoye shto to xochet skazat? Roja papi. Papugaychiki... V kontse vse po zaslugam poluchili. Ya za to shto ne ubila tebya, drugiye za svoy vibor.
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Opernoy pevitse vsyo dali, teper ciroz. A ved vam rasti i rasti. Aktrisami kak stanavilis? Deneg netu ne skaju. A Integrity???? A ved obonkrotili. Asuma pered tem kak shto to skazat dumayte. Past parvu! Podumali? Vam kakoye jivotnoye? V tyurme ili na svabode? Na svabode tolko lyudiki. Sshas kto xochet v jivix ostatsa, podnimayte ruki. Asuma ne viuchil, ruki vverx! A ved kajdiy den uchila... :(. Kakoy Talant, Apladismenti! Ya bez etova ne mogu. Na stsenu podnyali stipvats... Egacentrichniy chelovek. Ego yest, v Center kogda poydyote? Sshas Freud Otets vsex ucheniy, skajet shto to. Ne Buddha sluchayno??? Yesli shto obratites k Freudu. vi sni vidite???? Lolz. A zachem ne rasskazali???? Sonniki. Asuma ya bi po drugomu bi napisala. Riba ne Myasu... A po drugomu??? Vam Myasniye blyuda nravyatsa, net ribniye tolko. Ni myaso ni riba ne nravitsa. Bez Ribi myaso ne sdelayesh!. Kostlyava Riba. A mi uje s kastyami vsyo yedim... Do vas daleko? Pidoz. Pyatenojku nashli. Meduza ne bos? Rukavodstvuyet. Mne dat recept raka? Atomniy Molekul kak rejut? Sxotsov! Malekuli kak vidite? Glazami. A vi? A ya ne viju. Raduku ne tron tolko. Raduka kakova tsveta? I tak na pamilovaniye. Sem raz oshibis, odin vstanet. Cigaretti nichevo ne snimayut. A DNA ne stavit. Yesli ne Riba to myaso. Kak sobaka. Asuma vam po vkusu, a mne rabotat nado. A ved mne sintetika ne nravitsa! DNA vzlomali, kod navernoye? Syel poison, a kakoy??? A kakoy uje znacheniya ne imeyet, glavnoye shto syel. A kak??? :). Mne to je xochetsa. A plastilinom. Lyudi bivayut vsex Shapeov i tsvetov. Vi ximik??? Shtobi ximiyu davat nado ximikom bit. A organizm ximiyu ne prinimayet. Pochemu to U nas Ximiya ne xvatayet. Von shto ximiya delayet! A lisosom navernoye vsyu ximiyu yest? Skolko rtov prokarmit? Enzymi ne vistanavlivayutsa. Obnovi! Vam tarakanov ubivat... Pochemu to Mi tarakani. Na visilitse kavo jalko???? S odnovo zaxodit, s drugova vixodit. Eto tak sshas proveryayut? Malenkiye lyudi izdevayutsa, bolshiye sudyat. Posudi shto s Amerikoy. A ved na ves smotreli.. molcha.
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U tents, po Radio obyavlyayut Armyan, Pokazivayut inogda, Mek mek ases Durochka, mek mek Spanes why not, mek mek Sev ga tani Xars! Patom na Ulitse Ubitim nashli.... A nelzya je ne bilo! Dinazavr Syel vsex. Amerikanets, dali bi Ugrushku, ne sdelal bi takova!!! A u nas drugaya Igrushka!!!! Tyukanye nazivayetsa. Tyuk Tyuk, Patom Mojno???? Net, Nelzya! Dran inch ktas, Tarti lyubimiye. Ed el Tearetik!
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Smotrim kanal Uzbekistana, bilo togda, v nashe vremya, het ber.... Sidyat okolo Stala, sobstvennimi umami dagadalis,,, Malenkiye stulchiki, to je kak to sdelali bez diploma mej prochim, i Yeda, katoriy Kajdiy uje mojet delat.... Ximik nauchil, asuma minimum Boil vsyo da stolechki gradusov yeda lechitsa...Gradusnik ed el, postavili.
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Asuma what is your daily conversation? Well, we discuss Politics, we discuss Science, we discuss Literature, we read books, we sing in chorus, not Church, you know what I mean? We play instrument, dance ballet, and now you, my future Hubby. For example. And here we live together, you drink beer, you fart, you burb and watch Football. Hastat I can live with you? Edqan gave a thought, before marriage.
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