Comments by "Chris Garton" (@chrisgarton4225) on "Things you wouldn't hear on a news programme | Mock the Week - BBC" video.

  1. A man wearing a mirrored suit started a fight downtown. The police stopped the fight and told the man to reflect on what he did.
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  2. A murder happened in town. Police found the victim faced down in his bathtub filled with milk, corn flakes, and sugar. Could he have been a cereal killer?
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  3. This just in helium prices up, up, and up.
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  4. And now the news where you are, you’re about to grab the remote control and change the channel.
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  5. The cleveland browns have just won the Super Bowl
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  6. So the reason why we’re called the News is because we don’t want to be called the Olds
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