Comments by "Chris Garton" (@chrisgarton4225) on "Things You Wouldn't Hear at a School Assembly - Mock the Week - Series 10 Episode 1 - BBC Two" video.

  1. Thank you for coming back students to our catholic elementary school, and not signing up at Hogwarts.
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  2. Whoever’s playing that pop and rap music please keep going.
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  3. Now here’s your new favorite mascot Bernie the Bookmark!
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  4. I’m sorry we have to evacuate you from the school since there’s been a gas leak. Meaning I did a huge fart in one of the restrooms and it’s been going through all of the air conditioning vents.
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  5. I’m so sorry I’m late, I took a huge poop in the bathroom.
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  6. It’s time you all to get into the school spirit. We love school, yes we do. We love school, how about you?!
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