Comments by "Geert Matthys" (@geert574) on "Iowa Satan Statue Gets Beheaded by Michael Cassidy" video.

  1. You probably wonder why Styx is in Vermont so here's the unfiltered story, not made up in the slightest. 15 Moroccan men rang Styx' door in the morning and exclaimed: "This is New Casablanca! We don't take kindly to your kind here!". Styx shrieked in a feminine tone and immediately bolted out the back door wearing nothing but a gown, some girl panties and a pair of Yeezy slippers. Bereft and penniless, he decided to make his way to Schiphol the only way he could: by flashing his gown to passing truck drivers and hoping his lithe body would provide enough coin. A few hours later Styx was indeed in Schiphol albeit slightly sore. There his next move was finding passage to his safe place in Vermont. He overcame a stewardess on her way to work (barely) and assumed her identity and outfit. The plane crew, initially hesitant, eventually believed Styx's story how he forgot to epilate his chin that day due to time constraints, given the fact the original stewardess was rather uncomely he succeeded. Upon reaching the USA things took a brighter turn. Claiming to be an illegal refugee from Ukraine, Styx immediately was gifted 250k in cash and a Glock. He then went to his home in Vermont where he took a long shower (the first in over 5 years) and reached for his tough man maga hat which he hasn't taken off since. He is now recovering from his adventure and prepares vengeance by watching a ton of Bruce Lee films.
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  2. bro he just ditched his wife and kid to become a recluse internet man talking to his imaginary friend 'Stollas' 🤣
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