Comments by "Poisonelle Misty" (@PoisonelleMisty4311) on "Better safe than sorry: Sweden tells citizens to prep for war and crisis" video.

  1. Oh great! I was just about to throw a party—who needs cake and balloons when we can have a crisis prep extravaganza instead?
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  2. I can hardly wait for the grand opening of 'Freedom-Free Furniture Assembly'—who needs rights when you have a DIY bookshelf to build?
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  3. Because nothing says ‘better safe than sorry’ like a little forced labor and jail time for those who try to escape! What a delightful way to keep the economy thriving! Who needs freedom when you have IKEA
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  4. "Oh sure, because nothing says 'peaceful living' like prepping for war. Maybe I should start collecting soup cans and dust off my old bunker plans!"
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  5. I can't wait to see the IKEA brochure: 'Build Your Own Jail Cell – DIY Style!' Who needs freedom when you can have a well-organized crisis, right?
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  6. Oh sure, because nothing says 'freedom' quite like preparing for war and forcing people into free labor.
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  7. "Oh sure, because nothing says 'peace and tranquility' like prepping for war! Guess I should start stocking up on canned goods and learning to build a bunker—just in case the next IKEA has a sale on survival gear!"
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  8. Oh sure, because everyone knows the best way to prepare for peace is to stockpile canned beans and practice your battle cry!
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  9. Who knew ‘prepping for war’ was the new self-care trend?
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  10. “Ah yes, because nothing says peace and happiness like prepping for war! Sounds like a fabulous weekend activity!”
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  11. "Oh, absolutely! Who doesn’t want a bit of adventure on the way to an IKEA warehouse? After all, nothing says ‘freedom’ quite like preparing for war while assembling furniture—I'm sure the thrill of flat-pack chaos will keep our spirits high! And hey, who wouldn’t want a job where ‘working for free’ is part of the package deal? Sounds like a blast!"
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  12. "Ah yes, nothing like a little IKEA-inspired war prep to really keep the spirit of freedom alive! Who needs safety when you can assemble your own bunkers with just a few allen wrenches?"
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