Comments by "Shiirow" (@Shiirow) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. Assassin's Creed : Kotaku, the story of how a black man and a strong woman saved the Japanese from themselves.
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  2. if they make another dlc, they should make a little blue bear boss so the chinese players can vent their frustrations.
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  3. how to conquer a nation without firing a shot, the age old tactic of the trojan horse.
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  4. the funniest thing is watching the scrolling bars and one of them said "projected winner : Kamala by 90%"
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  5. When Epic Rap Battles of History have a more accurate representation of Cleopatra than a multi million dollar hollywood documentary.... you know you done fucked up.
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  6. "Blizzard needs to know about this right now." Blizzard finds out about this and sends the artist a cease and desist order with threats of further legal action.
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  7. the funniest part is that its not taken, its deemed "innappropriate".
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  8. people blaming twitch when its the Korean government legislating Twitch out of Korea.
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  9.  @PALACIO254  when a man abuses its usually physical, when a woman abuses its usually emotional or psychological. one is easier to prove. she was most likely with him because he possessed something she desires and spent her time attacking and gaslighting him because she feels her beauty gives her the right. assured in the fact that all the internet simps will back her regardless and assume hes the one lying. hot men are the same way, but dont have quite as much protection from being charged with abuse as women.
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  10. the mask slips when they feel they have the power.
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  11. everytime I hear about stuff like this, the quote by the principal from Billy Madison comes to mind... "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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  12. it cuts to her and its like she is trying to look sad but really it just looks like she is constipated. shes not a very good actress.
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  13. men get life, women get parole, poor people get locked up, rich people get a slap on the wrist. she is both rich and a woman, you can guess how light her punishment will be.
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  14. "I think there is an issue with your design philosophy for necrorays, they take considerably longer than other lootbox mounts." Blizzard : "You dont say." Hotfix "All lootbox mount drops changed to mimic necrorays." Blizzard : "Thank you for your feedback, enjoy the game."
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  15. sadly she will never have that "are we the baddies?" epiphany.
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  16. apparently boobs dont jiggle and theres no short women in Amazons world. Are all the boobs of the female employees stationary as they move? Do they have a height requirement for employment? "You must be at least this tall to not be considered a child. Women 5'4" and shorter need not apply." Amazon engages in height based discrimination.
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  17. Its Jane Halo time, with Ma'amster Chief.
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  18. just when you think it cant get any worse, Blizzard steps up to prove you wrong.
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  19. like a bunch friends getting together and that one friend starts soapboxing and throwing out buzzwords calling everyone else racist... then wonders why no one invites them over for parties anymore.
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  20. "... IN A CAVE!"
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  21. its not a bug, its a feature. since you are making more gold, they seem to think you should also pay more for services. so realistic.
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  22. "10,000 years ago, the world was sundered by a chinese gold seller who spoke tagalog instead of mandarin, angering the gods of boosting. to punish the foolish mortal of azeroth, they split the lands in twain."
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  23. yeah I can imagine this frying so many peoples systems. sure it looks nice with a single character model in an empty desert with nothing else. now imagine how shit it would run with thousands of assets like trees and buildings along with a hundred other people. all tanking your frame rate down to single digits.
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  24. "You have to be the worst porch pirate I have ever heard of." "Yes, but you have heard of me." *cue PoTC music*
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  25. the thing is, I can actually believe that Blizzard would do this if they could get away with it.
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  26.  @jac1207  he performs Haiku to a hip hop beat
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  27. it was at that moment that Asmon seriously wanted to rethink having him as a friend.
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  28. When Fyrakk turned into the little blue and white cube, I turned into the living embodiment of the J Jonah Jamison meme. I laughed literally out loud and was wheezing.
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  29. not only the FBI, but the CIA, the NSA and Homeland Security.
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  30. I find it funny when people use the term whitewashing when it has nothing to do with color of peoples skin. whitewashing was used to explain the erasure of all negativity and only presenting history in the most positive light possible.
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  31. they call clothes for fat people plus sized, but they dont call clothes for skinny people negative sized. I sense discrimination against skinny people.
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  32. Im not even about the "what about the kids" arguments. I am just surprised how many people are deluding themselves and not just calling it what it is. e-prostitution.
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  33. and they even half assed it because the clothing wasnt designed for avatars of that "stature" so theres massive clipping.
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  34. dont you wish the players could discern the message for themselves or come to their own conclusion... nope we have to spell it out for those simpleton players, they could totally never get our complex message of : Family.
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  35.  @andrewearth469  dont need a spaceship, a fire can only be sustained if its being fed oxygen to burn. Once the oxygen is consumed, the fire dies. You can literally just light a match and cover it with a see through cup to witness this in action. While you can suspend disbelief in most occurrences since the fires are raging wildly as if they are being fed by a secondary source, like someone said with the fuel tanks leaking, which would continue to feed the flames until the fuel is all used up. This just looks like a casual fire one would roast marshmallows on, not an out of control fire being fed by a burst fuel cell. Now if the fire was spraying out like a flame thrower, that might be a point, but it isnt.
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  36.  @Adanu191  people still try to defend her being stabbed with a sword made of superheated plasma, like "she didnt get hit in a vital area". all the while ignoring what one of these swords did to a 10 inch thick metal door.
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  37. the one expansion that people hated simply because they only saw it from a surface level (lawl pandaz) ended up really being the last hurrah when it came to decent storytelling in WoW. even Legion really cant match it simply because it was BC2 electric boogaloo. MoP enriched the story, it didnt simply regurgitate plots with a new paint job.
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  38. Kill Arthas and window pops up "Insert credit card # here to receive Invincible"
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  39. Kazuma is proud of his Pajama Bro. True equality.
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  40. gamers are whatever horrible stereotype they need to be to push their narrative, even if the stereotypes are complete opposites.
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  41. nah you have to load the cows inventory which includes all their bones, skins and meat.
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  42. which is why I think the double standard is laughable, man probably says that word 10k times a day, but gets offended by some random asian chick saying it once.
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  43. be careful, you might sprain a finger pressing 1 a couple times to kill things. its an advanced class.
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  44. "WTF is that?!" Donkey "Im makin waffles~!"
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  45. yeah but haters of furries cant distinguish the difference between a Kigurumi Animal Onesie and a literal fur suit.
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  46. "Modurn Worefair"
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  47. man equating eating a hamburger with cannibalism... shows the mind of a vegan.
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  48.  @machinedieselx4767  well they took a person of very little historical significance and tried to make him a Nobunaga level historical figure.
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  49. they should have just made her hair white and went "oops we confused a couple of the details."
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  50. thats not anti saber armor, thats 100% pure beskar grade plot armor.
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