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Yeah, fuck personal opinions that nobody's forcing you to agree with.
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Then why are you even watching?
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It's so good to know that metalheads think their music is only for special people in a special club of special snowflakes who are better than anyone else. It's just another genre of music, no better or worse than any other.
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Both of them equally.
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Kendrick Lamar is fucking gold. Fans...I really don't care. But as a rapper, lyricist, and truly a musician, Lamar is great.
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Neither gives two shits.
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Not as bad as the dickwads who think hip hop is not music or that it's all the same thing. Some of which definitely, and normally I hate to pull this card, but some of them definitely have a race related issue with the genre.
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It seems to be mostly conservatives that are treating the entire issue in black and white. Plenty of liberals are doing so too but not to the same extent.
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Conservatives think in black and white too often. Unfortunately plenty of liberals do the same but not to that extent.
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You DO know that Master of Puppets was about cocaine right?
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It pisses me off enough that people think their precious metal is being "violated" by strangers wearing shirts. I love how so many metalheads love to be politically incorrect for the sake of being edgy and laugh off "cultural appropriation" EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT HAPPENS TO THEM.
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They're annoying troglodytes stuck in the past and obsessed over calling anybody who disagrees with them a poser like that means anything because to them metal is a special club and only acceptable people who look and act a certain way are allowed. Also an irrational fear of any music that is recent.
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To be a liberal who supports the 2nd amendment...how ludicrous! /sarcasm
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Yes, judge a person by their appearance! Metal fans love doing that.
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It's especially pathetic when people just accept being intolerant because they have no interest in anything outside their own comfort zone, or even accepting something outside that zone.
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Slayer! Is overrated!
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Lol, and I bet you used to be a SEAL too. Go back to 4chan and try again.
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I love when people get triggered by someone who doesn't look like a stereotypical metalhead happens to enjoy metal. So much for the accepting, tolerance-based metal community.
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Well I'm not gonna eat yours no matter how hard you try to make me, buds.
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Virnali Nebrida-Sunga Metal fans in general are total asswipes.
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Have fun with the lawsuit when you punch a stranger for no reason. Is "he wore a Slayer shirt without my permission" going to be your defense?
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Such is the plight of the "honest workin' man" to be afraid of the feared hipster menace. Damn those artsy flowers!
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Obama had 8 years to "take away our guns"...but he didn't. Because he was never going to. And I doubt Clinton would have either because as Americans we love our guns too fucking much and it would never work.
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Some rappers are fucking amazing. Ahem Aesop Rock and Kendrick Lamar.
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How DARE people in Hollywood have opinions! They're not REAL people! I can't just ignore what people say, I HAVE to pay attention to it like a homophobe who thinks about naked men more than most gay guys!
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They're the real SJWs.
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Very little if any. Besides, there are few legitimate "libtard" SJWs outside of the Internet world because they're all on tumblr.
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1. So a band's fanbase has to be determined by their appearance? You can't like Slayer and NOT dress like a typical metalhead? I mean, going from "body armor, leather pants, etc." to tutus is an absurd leap that you pulled straight out of your ass. If Slayer played a show wearing just shirts and pants, would you consider it not Slayer anymore? And how do you even know if someone is "copying" the steroetypical metalhead style (which Rob Halford technically "appropriated" from the gay community anyway)? And again, you haven't even answered this, how does a "false" who has no affect on you at all, well, affect you? Are you really that easily offended? 2. Meritocracy is still quite subjective and very easy to manipulate in order to give people favors. And snce when was a minority's "standards" "lower"?
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They're not YOUR shirts. They were made by brutalized child slaves in Southeastern Asia and sold for unnecessary prices. There is no law as to who can or who cannot buy them.
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You don't have a right. You're just a whiny brat who cares more about merchandise than music. Check your priorities, it seems to me like you're not into Slayer for the music at all. Which makes you no better than those "hipsters" who have done nothing to you. Thanks for helping solidify the stereotype of metalheads as easily prone to violence.
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Some people clearly care too much.
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I rest my case.
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I never even mentioned Trump...nor was I talking about Sharia law countries in the Middle East in which case we're on the same page. I was talking primarily about the United States. And just to add, I'm a Lebanese-American and Lebanon does NOT follow extreme Islamic law in any form. There's still a long way to go but we're definitely more accepting than some other countries in the region. To conclude...yeah, extremist Islam is a massive threat, I do not deny that and anybody who does is a fucking idiot, but we shouldn't let that cloud our emotions about the religion in general, because most Muslims do NOT follow such strict laws to such an extent. And the largest number of victims of ISIS are other Muslims.
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He's just playing golf and Tweeting whenever he gets triggered.
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Don't you fucking lie. You said you could write a whole essay on why Opeth and Dream Theater suck but didn't say why because you have no clue, and you're under the delusion that homosexuality is, and I quote, an "unchecked illness" that's accepted because apparently psychologists are always "libtards" trying to make the entire world gay or something out of your perverted Nazi Superman fan fiction.
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It's obvious sarcasm. Not sure how you can see it as anything else.
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As someone with a life I don't know all the rules of the Internet.
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A thousand shades of wrong. Many insanities are allowed to exist so long that people normalize them. Like the "religious right".
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Metalheads way too often are more concerned about fitting in to the "rules of metal" that they have created for themselves. They are more than happy to emulate the stereotypes associated with their "community" like being noisy drunks, dropouts, and attention whores. I find the best people who listen to metal are people who don't listen to it as often as other genres.
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I do not recall saying ALL are either...
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Of course. You only befriend people who think the same way as you. No surprises there. You just want braindead metalhead goons to help you beat up minorities. Surprised that you're not in the KKK.
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I've NEVER seen a Slayer shirt at Target, let alone ANY metal band shirt. Yours must be awesome!
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I pity the way you've been raised.
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See above. Only a complete idiot who doesn't know how the government works would try that shit and that idiot is, as said previously, a huge 2nd Amendment guy.
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I am not, but if I were would that be a problem? And don't kid yourself. Nobody can type such nonsensical diarrhea whilst sober.
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Or he just hates everyone who is different.
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It must be very hard for you to make friends when you hate people for their race.
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There's no single definition of a "metalhead". I thought the metal community was about acceptance, not narrowing people down so that only certain people are allowed in. Oh and "metalhead to the core" huh, core. I'd make a joke but I actually like some core.
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1. Clothing shouldn't represent a fucking music genre. It's just clothing. You want a "unique" special club in metal? Well it ain't happening cause it's just another genre. Let the music speak for itself if you want, that's what I do. 2. An IT guy who's also a closet white supremacist? Inconceivable, to quote the Sicilians.
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If you truly think this way, why haven't you actually started killing every Arab you come across?
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Everything that disagrees with me is fake news.
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1. Most illegal immigrants get here through work visas that expire. The wall won't change anything, and do you seriously want the American taxpayers to pay for that thing? If you want to stop anything, how about punish the businesses that hire illegal immigrants without even doing a background check...you know, like Trump! 2. Betsy DeVos wants to turn the American school system into a voucher system, fuck up the public system by giving more support to PRIVATE schools, and there's actually a bill in Congress right now to break up the Department of Education. Plus, DeVos has no experience with the education system at all and only got the job because she gave shittons of money to the Trump campaign, comes from a wealthy family (her brother runs Blackwater), and EVEN ADMITTED that she expects a reward. 3. The pipeline would run through SACRED INDIAN LAND. Like we haven't taken enough of that in the past few centuries. And it would fuck over their drinking water. 4. Trump has already gone on so many vacations and his trophy wife is being housed up in NYC which is costing the taxpayers so much already. You were saying about lowering taxes?
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No offense intended, but not everybody is into slutty groupies.
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Of course not. That's ridiculous. I just think some people in the metal community are a little too desperate in looking for a stereotypical "hot chick".
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The metal fanbase as a whole is fucking trash.
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Wyatt Ogle Have either of you tried heroin? Please try as much of it as possible. And make sure you're belly up when the vomit comes.
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And psst there's no such thing as a poser since music taste is subjective.
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So in that regard it's "cultural appropriation"?
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Do you hate gay people? I'm purely curious.
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Chad Lawson is afraid of the evil intellectuals because all intellectuals MUST be liberals. Therefore nothing can be trusted, thus normalizing dumb conspiracy theories.
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I legitimately want to hear his attempts at defending himself. If he truly makes as much as he claims to, he should have that modicum of intelligence.
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Just remember not to revolver from your meth condition.
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Nothing at all.
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+Dom you're pulling that bullshit out of your ass.
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It wouldn't have worked.
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I have seen NONE of this. In fact I don't think I've seen a single woman wearing any Thrasher brand of clothing. Very few people in general.
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You do know the whole comment I made was a joke right?
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1. Why do those bands suck? And why is gay bad? 2. I don't even need to answer you on that. You're using a baby's argument. 3. Okay?
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Yes, because EVERYONE wears the $1000 clothes that celebrities always have. Also no, I'm not around many "highschool thots" because I'm an adult and not fucked in the head.
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You mean you COULDN'T care less?
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To say what?
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I just go offensice for the lulz. And last I checked, I never called YOU an annoying troglodyte...
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Nice job writing a comment and then deleting it like a coward.
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The term hipster is so overused that it has no meaning anymore. Everybody's a hipster. And black metal is my favorite genre of music alongside prog. I know my shit concerning the Norwegian scene and in fact it's been blown out of proportion by sensationalists. Only a few people went to prison, and the only notable two who went for murder were Varg and Faust. Varg killed Euronymous and Faust killed a gay guy for being gay.
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What does height have to do with anything?
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Unfortunately numerous metal fans seem to do that.
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1. Well congrats on hate. This is why I don't consider myself a metalhead and tend to spend time with people that like a wide variety of music. Hell, I consider Pink Floyd better than all but 5 or so metal bands. 2. I was quoting you. Lame argument that I would expect from the worst of liberals. And I should know, I'm a liberal who doesn't get along with most other liberals. 3. Exodus. They get jerked off for ONE ALBUM that's a pile of steaming shit.
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I said it was like the "I'm not saying I'm racist, but says something racist" line. Come back to me when you're not literally lying about what I said.
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Are you drunk?
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FYI I am in fact an Arab so shove it up yours.
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You really think you're the only people in the world who go nuts over SHIRTS? I've been seeing this insanity for years.
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Well you guys clearly make your mothers proud.
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