Comments by "Widdekuu91" (@Widdekuu91) on "Matt Lucas Gets Mugged - The Graham Norton Show - Series 12 Ep16 Preview - BBC One" video.

  1. @zeffira ananas Eh...he has private messages on that phone. And pictures and contacts. What do you think happens when that's all being sold to the magazines?
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  2. @Joe S Don't tell me this is the start of a joke, because it's the start of a joke in the Netherlands. A Belgian man goes to the monastery and sees a sign that says; 'Sex with a nun; 10 euro's." The man pays the money, goes in, sees a sign that says; 'Take your shoes off.' He does, puts them underneath the sign and opens the door. "Take your shirt and pants off" it says on another sign. He does, puts them on a chair and opens the next door. "Take off your valuables" it says, he takes off his jewelry and puts it all in a bowl. "Take off your underpants" it says on the last sign. He does and enthusiasticly opens the next door. He's in a beautiful garden, with decorated bushes and a little fountain and flowers. Behind him, the heavy door closes and as he turns around, a sign on the door reads; 'You have just been screwed by a nun."
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  3. I once encountered one of them in Arnhem, the Netherlands. Same description, muttered in broken Dutch and gave me a picture of a child, her son. Aged 4, called Julio, with kidneycancer. And then she begged for money and held up a rose. I felt bad, I bought the rose and gave her 2 euro's and wished her well. The next day I encountered the exact same woman, clutching my arms and begging for money, this time for her daughter, aged 4, called Julia, with lungcancer. I got angry and said; 'Gisteren was je voor Julio aan het bedelen, toen gaf ik je 2 euro!' She said; 'I don't speak good Nederlands, sorry.' I said; ' Yesterday you were begging voor Julio, with kidneycancer, I gave you two euro's!' She said; 'Ich nicht sprechen gutes English, entschuldigung, nur Deutsch.' I said; 'Gestern hast du versucht das Geld für Julio zu betteln, wieso ist's jetzt Julia? Ich hab dich 2 euro gegeben!' She said; 'Bruschka Muschka, Wusckha Ruschka (and other Russian noises)" and before I could say anything in Russian (as if I speak Russian..) she got her roses and her letters and ran off. I called the cops and never saw them again.
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  4. @Veronica V Being mugged, you mean?
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