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  1. "Hello comrade, I am Chet Americaman from Texas Oblast..."
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  2. Don't pick a fight with the people who can deploy a containerized Burger King anywhere in the world in 24 hours.
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  3. My niece told her mother she wanted to join the Marines. As a former Marine, I was tasked with talking her into doing something sensible...like joining the Air Force. I talked to her for ten minutes and went back to tell her mom "she's dead set on becoming a Marine, she won't fit in anywhere else". She was made Gunnery Sergeant last year.
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  4. You make being in the infantry a bit cooler. I've been in 5 years but something about your videos make me a little more proud of the fact I know how to call for fire and do all this stuff that seems lame after training on it a million times. I need you to come teach stuff at my company
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  5. As a Marine, the only reason why we're so effective is simple: our quality of life is so bad that literal death is preferable to a Chinese field day.
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  6. In the 90:s the swedish commander in chief of the military was asked by a very left/communist leaning journalist why all the military exercises featured an invasion from the east, and never the west (implying a us lead invasion). The CiC looked at him for a while, then nodded and said "I guess they could invade from the west, but it would be a rather long and odd route for the Russians to take".
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  7. I’m from Mexico and I live down here. I am absolutely pissed cuz I have not received my own Patriot battery, javelin, or HIMARS system so I demand the US government to either get me my own MLRS right now or compensate me with a Peacekeeper ICBM, F35 or an entire Marine regiment. This is outrageous!!
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  8. You know you fucked up not when Ryan McBeth is mad at you, but when he's disappointed in you.
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  9. It was also a Marine Sergeant that invented the concept of NCO entertainment by flicking a spent cigarette butt into a grassy area and then ordering a group of Privates to find and dispose of it.
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  10. It's stolen McValor
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  11. I am Ukrainian and your serious face while you watching this is even funnier than the video itself. So here is a little insight into what this video actually is: It's essentially a Slavic type of humor, so it can be difficult for westerners to understand, but follow me, as I try to explain We like to mix our memes like Marvel mixes superheroes in Avenger movies So the dude is witnessing a russian convoy, it became a part of life for a large portion of the nation to spot such things for UA Armed Forces. We tend to joke a lot about things happening to us, especially when those things are bad, you cannot even imagine how many jokes and memes about air sirens there are. This dude talk not in plain Ukrainian but in dialect, which makes him more relatable. He also swears in a funny relatable way The convoy itself is some old shit, moving in a dumb way, to need to explain it. The second thing we see is ZAZ "Zaporojets", the dude himself notices it, it's an old vehicle, it's unbelievably bad, it stinks like salvage, drives like crap, and, overall, it's a coffin on the wheels, as any road accident will likely end up with fatal injuries. BUT it's ours and our grandpas used to take us fishing on one of those, so we love it, it's pretty much a part of our culture The next thing is Stepan Bandera's portrait, it takes some knowledge to understand it, but it's the main joke of the video, so I will try to explain: So Stepan is a Ukrainian national hero, who spent his life either fighting for free Ukraine or in a German prison. We are really proud of him, the western part of Ukraine even celebrates his deeds once a year. On the other side, russian propaganda likes to portray him as a nazi, who took part in the German massacre in Belarus, while portraying the free part of Ukraine as one big cult of Nazis mentioned above. So while explaining Ukrainian tactics on official briefings they mentioned we use "so-called Bandermobiles" with nazi brainwashed kamikaze crews. But the thing is, the Ukrainian tactic for coping and countering such accusations is to use them. So we turn to memes literally any grotesque thing russians tell about us. We proudly call ourselves slurs they came up with for us. One of our "totem" animals - a hybrid of crucian and pig was originally used by russians to mock us. So everything that happens and everything this dude says is carefully handcrafted to make Ukrainians smile. And one last thing: Павел Осадчий(os.pavel) on Facebook claims to be the author. He also said it is only the first test, there will be more because he does it to raise funds for Ukrainian Armed Forces. Hope it was interesting for you to read
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  12. Thank you Ryan!! Now I know what, thank God, was deployed in our home in Poland. May USA and Poland friendship never end and for ever keep enemies away.
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  13. I'm thinking they are 30-06 brass and absolutely tiny workers and equipment.
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  14. I swam an M2 across a pond in ‘95. Set up and breakdown was horrendous. It really didn’t swim. Just slowly floated while taking on water.
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  15. As a HiMARS operator, I’m happy to see my equipment fighting for freedom
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  16. Hi Im Luis Thank you very much for the quick response. I honestly didn’t expect a 24 minute response. Keep up the great work!
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  17. "Imagine doing all of this hard work learning snow karate only to get blinked out of existence by a 18 year old drone operator who already has a divorce and their body turned to shambles by an addiction to energy drinks and jerking off." - Joe Kassabian
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  18. As for our enemies thinking we are weak, they can test that hypothesis at their convenience.
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  19. As a Navy veteran I approve of "The Department of Boat People"
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  20. Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
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  21. Let’s get real here, Ryan would just walk up to the T-72 and just knife hand the turret clean off.
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  22. Good morning Ryan, I am from the south so I found an interpreter and was able to understand you. I am a former Navy FT and have experience with solid fuel misses, Tartar, SM1-SM3. Most of your explanation is right on. One note to add to your bank of knowledge. During boost all of the internal guidance is locked up to keep the bird from going crazy during the initial boost phase. Keep in mind the bird goes from setting still to Mack 2 before it leaves the rail. There is a fire through latch on the launcher to keep it from moving until sufficient force is met to move it through the latch at Mach2. A lot of things happen at the end of boost. The electronic package is unlocked and the gimble radar in the nose cones is positioned to where the return radar beam reflected from the target is expected based on calculations at launch. This is the tracking radar beam reflection. If the beam is not detected in 2 seconds of gimble positioned the bird self destructs caused by lack of rear lock. Without knowing how long boost is on this bird I would suggest that there was a failure in the electronic package during boost and either the gimble moved before the end of boost or at the end of boost the gimble unlocked and failed. Based on what I see and my experience I would say the electronic package failed and unlocked during boost. If it had been a rocket motor failure due to a broken/air gap in the propellant it would have blown up. Seeing how Russia is digging into their missiles reserves I would suspect this is an old bird that has set around, been bounced around for who knows how long and suffered a failure during that time. Good video and keep up the good work.
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  23. As a US infantryman who lived in a small camp with Russian units in Bosnia, I can clearly say that their equipment is absolutely unmaintained junk. If one out of every 15 of thier BTR 80s worked in a given month it was a miracle. Their version of logistics, support, and maintenance is really pitiful. It was that experience that made me decide you could not hardly rank Russian Army units in the same class as other modern armies. I no longer feared a conflict with Russia.
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  24. As a former F-16 crew chief, I feel seen and heard Ryan! You absolutely nailed it.
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  25. Thank you for this public service good sir! Not all heroes wear capes 💪🙏
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  26. As an Army veteran, Im glad you're on the American side!
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  27. After watching "Top Gun: Maverick" I kept thinking about the hell that Maverick must have put his maintainers through by flying that jet to edge of its capabilities.
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  28. "The US Army is a logistical organization that dabbles in combat" -- Ryan, and my dad, since forever.
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  29. “… and the Mr. Hanniyah met Iran’s former president”. Outstanding punchline 🤣🤣🤣
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  30. You're an amazing educator. You just packed something that should take hours to explain into a 45 minute video and did a better job of explaining things than my high school teachers ever could.
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  31. As a 14T I've got to say this is one of the best Patriot explanation videos I've ever seen. Seriously they should show this to the guys coming into MEPS. Your 80 hrs of work and research on this topic really shows through. Oh BTW the launchers are always in front of the radar. In one diagram you had them behind the radar station.
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  32. "The real people that Ukraine needs don't fly the F-16, they maintain them. These are the people who keep the jets in the air. The pilots just go up and break them." Truer words were seldom spoken.
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  33. Your conclusion reminds me of a line from the movie "To Hell and Back": The main characters, who are infantrymen, are told by a tanker that their protection is not the best because they only have a couple inches of armor. One of the main characters rebuffs "Oh yeah? How thick do you think this GI shirt is?"
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  34. I retired from the USAF in 2019 and was a Target Analyst working with various munitions including some with thermobaric warheads. I was attached to a squadron that did combat operations and testing/evaluations and there was a noticeable drop off of sustained peak pressure in high humidity environments however, the munition still performed as expected in achieving the required objective. Visually, the blast wave propagation was extremely evident and made for an interesting debrief video.
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  35. "soldiers hate change and the way things are now" OMG, that is such a damn good quote
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  36. I was a 60 pilot in the CT guard...we were activated to shovel snow off the roof of a high school...i made 100 bucks for 12 hours of shoveling snow.
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  37. I really hope Drill Sergeant Riggs gets to see this video. If you joined the Army in the mid-90s and those drills, they were all about 10-12 years time in-service, meaning that most of them would have retired by the time Iraq and Afghanistan got really hot. They trained us dudes who took care of those kids. I just hope that those Drills know that the things that they taught us really did save our lives; that they really did make a difference.
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  38. Ryan, as a maintainer I really appreciate your kind words and respect towards our community. Thanks for the always solid analysis!
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  39. Ryan obvious isn’t aware that in case of an enemy aircraft approaching, the Russian navy moves the flag post to port side and re-arranges the halyard while doing so. 🤪
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  40. Al-Assad: I need a ride, not ammunition!!
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  41. Russia: we have balloons Ukraine: we have darts.
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  42. "The Army is something you did, the Marine Corps is something that you are." As a Marine vet, this is something that you nailed McBeth. The saying goes "Once a Marine, always as Marine." And the pride of being a Marine is something that no one can take from you. Thank you so much for this detailed history of Marine Corps esprit de corps
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  43. You having a tiny apartment, old computers, and a Tesla is the most NCO thing I have ever seen.
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  44. Chechen President looks like a Wish Version of the Bullet Farmer
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  45. “Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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  46. Assuming everyone in the military is a gun enthusiast is like saying every Uber driver is s car enthusiast.
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  47. A taco truck on every corner and a pho shop across the street. The American dream right there.
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  48. Ryan, I am the Royal Canadian Engineer Corps Sergeant Major, I wanted to take a moment to acknowledge your fantastic Mine Warfare video. I have been involved in live mine actions in Rwanda, The Former Yugoslavia and Afghanistan as well as employed as a Mine Warfare and Booby Traps instructor at our Combat Engineer school. I have to say that you have neatly summarized in 27 minutes what our ETHAR or Explosive Threat, Hazard and Recognition training takes days to deliver. That said, well done! Lastly, the time you took to recognize a Canadian Sapper who collaborated in the production of this initiative is truly appreciated! CHIMO! CWO Paul Albertson, RCE SM.
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  49. I was 13-B in the army and it was awesome to show my girlfriend this. It showed it better and explained it better than I could. Made me really proud. Thank you.
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  50. As a former infantryman in the Canadian military, my NCO's would have us doing push-ups until we passed out if they found our positions looking like the russian trenches...
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