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  41. I was a Taxi Driver. I picked up a passenger from the Airport who had just flown in from California. As we were driving to the hotel, he was looking out the window and turned to me to say, "Gee, you guys sure have imported a lot of Eucalypts." Caught by surprise, I replied, "What do you mean?" He gestured expansively out the window at the bushland we were driving through, and explained to me as if I were a little slow, "All these trees are Eucalypts. They are from California, where I am from. You guys sure must have imported a lot to have so many!" I just about had a brain aneurysm trying to process this thought, and all I managed was "Um, they are native to Australia..." He just gave me a pitying look, shook his head sadly at my ignorance, and stated, quite authoritatively, "No, I think you will find they are from California!" I let the confusion clear from my face, smiled and said simply, "Oh, I guess we must have imported all the Koalas also." Again he shook his head pityingly and said, slowly, talking to the obvious simpleton I am, "No, those are native to Australia." "Oh," I said, confused again, "Given they eat only Eucalypt leaves, they must have been very relieved when we imported so many to save them from starvation..." He looked a little confused, and said "No, they eat Gum leaves." "Mate," II replied, "Gums ARE Eucalypts. They and Koalas are native, the seeds were taken from Ballarat and Bendigo to California during the '49 Gold Rush, and that is how you ended up with Eucalypts in the USA!" He absorbed this for a while, all sorts of emotions playing over his face as he reassessed his entire existence, then he turned to me and said "Was Australia already settled in 1849?" I gave up... 🤦‍♂️
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