Comments by "wishsnfishs" (@Umbrellagasm) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. This is really a brilliant peice of satire
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  2. Idk I always do
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  3. I donno, I just got back from my cousin's wedding; a very traditional black tie affair, and I was bored to tears the whole time wishing someone would bang a flaming gong or something
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  4. I donno, sounds way better than a traditional wedding to me. Yall need some whimsy in your lives.
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