Comments by "ncwordman" (@ncwordman) on "WOW: REPUBLICAN shuts down Fox Host's Michelle Obama '24 conspiracy theory" video.

@aggressiveattitudeera887 I was about to post that same thing about Rove. But I didn't think of the meteor. So you win. :)
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Republicans love mindless conspiracy theories. But they aren't even creative with it. Let's have some fun: Be creative and come up with an at least somewhat believable conspiracy; it doesn't have to involve the government. Just make it something an intelligent person won't sigh at with contempt. I'll go first.... Since conspiracies usually involve stuff the person doesn't know anything about, and I don't know anything about carburetors, my conspiracy will involve them. Now, since I want this to be more intelligent than the normal rubbish, I'll actually look up the basic definition first, then base my conspiracy on that: "A carburetor is a device used by a gasoline internal combustion engine to control and mix air and fuel entering the engine." Okay....The way it's able to mix the fuel and air is really done by invisible, microscopic...penguins! Yes! Being microscopic, they don't need to live in the cold anymore, or go swimming. Instead they can fly now, being so light of mass. Fly, I tell you! And they mix the fuel and air in our carburetors for the purpose of powering our vehicles, because...they hate the large, actual penguins, and want climate change to destroy their habitats. And that vroom-vroom sound you hear from your vehicle is really billions of these microscopic, hateful penguins laughing maniacally! You heard it here first.
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@hollandanish5557 Agreed. Their conspiracies transmogrify them from people who know nothing...to people who know the secrets of the world's elite; from having no purpose of any real note, to fighting for truth, justice, and the American way! It's like they're all Superman.
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