Comments by "Andrew Barratt" (@FatNorthernBigot) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. Never mind quality, is it diverse??? (only kidding, I don't give a monkey's about that)
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  2. And the award for "Most Worthy" goes to... Oh, who cares?
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  3. Common sense, well presented, you racist.
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  4. Well, now I'm depressed.
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  5. I forgot how good Ethan Hawke was. I guess we could thank Moonknight for that.
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  6. This was part of a renaissance for Stallone. This and Cliffhanger.
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  7. This was written, yes? By a person?
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  8. Another great video, but please stop showing Mila Jovavich. She's easy on the eyes but not on the ears.
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  9. I wish it was called "super rex" in the actual film.
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  10. I was pleasantly surprised by this film. It got a lot of hate upon release. It took some risks. Not all of them worked, but they were all watchable.
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  11.  @lukescrew1981  then enjoy your CGI-riddled, identity politics showcase.
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  12.  @lukescrew1981  can you imagine if it. Actually did end with Endgame? Talk about ending in a highnote.
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  13. @From the Soil I'll stick with Full Metal Jacket. Watched that again, recently, and realised the fat bloke wasn't that fat. Damn you, middle age!
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  14.  @acrosstundras  With salty beards?
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  15. I heard the Disney dwarves are now called "Lefty", "Judgy", "Pervy", "Groomy" and "Doc". (Doc has a doctorate in gender studies)
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  16. It can't be worse than Kenobi, and we watched that shite.
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  17. You know it's a dull movie when you wonder whether, or not, to watch The Drinker's critique of said film. (I still did)
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  18.  @jakubrejak1114  “edgy” used to be entertaining, but then for most us, life became more edgy, and we want good, old fashioned escapism. Also, “gritty” isn’t a good substitute for story telling.
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  19.  @athaphian  I watched the first episode. 😴
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  20.  @yashkaliapiano  that's when the drinker got his "Brain right".
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  21. I wish to extend your turd metaphor... How ever awful it is, you'll force yourself to watch it, anyway,
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  22. There are few modern movies with a positive father figure. So few, that upon watching Avatar 2, it was both jarring and a breath of fresh air.
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  23. Bratwurst. I mean first!
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  24. @BatCatDickBabsJayTimBabyYoda StephCassDukeDamiKate I'm not a sausage, either.
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  25. I don't care what he says, Gal Gadot is hot AF. 🔥👍
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  26. The Darcy character was shockingly unfunny.
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  27. I saw it at the cinema. It was very entertaining, however, I didn't think the dialog was as strong as the rest of the film. Still, Urban IS Dredd.
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  28.  @skyserf  I know she's not blameless on any of this, but things really did get a little over the top.
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  29. The quest for diminishing returns is a long one. We'll still keep watching, despite the gradual tweaking of social justice over quality.
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  30. I did enjoy Sean Penn telling us not to celebrate our Falkland’s victory cos it upsets Argentinians. Clearly a subject of which he has great knowledge, and close to his heart.
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  31.  @IncredibleMet  I guess it's a natural contraceptive.
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  32.    you have extended my metaphor.
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  33.  @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786  not sure as you'd be able to verify consent, though.
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  34. I think using Barber's Adagio for Strings was a bit much. That should be reserved for slow-motion Vietnam war deaths, only.
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  35. However bad Discovery gets... It's never gonna be the miserable, edgy, and poorly-written shitefest that is "Star Trek" Picard.
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  36. I also have bloated nostalgia teats.
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  37. I quite liked it.
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  38. California and Texas. Was there ever a more well-suited pair? I sometimes forget they're two different states. 😂
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  39. So many TV shows I was told to watch but then went down the sh*tter... Westworld, GoT etc... This is saving me a lot of catching up. 👍🏻
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  40. Where are the capes? Where is the out-of-place humour? Where are the PS3-era graphics? I bet there isn't even a casual smattering of strategically-placed alphabet people. It hardly sounds worth watching 😅
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  41. This look so bad, I can't even be arsed to watch the Drinker's teardown.
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  42. Genesys was complete dog shyt
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  43. At this stage, I'd be disappointed if this was classic viewing. The "hate" is way more entertaining than any content could possibly be.
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  44. I don't believe Chris Rock realised Smith's wife suffered from alopecia. He probably does, now. 😁
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  45. "Deserve's got nothing to do with it".
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  46. Surely, we've had enough of capes and CGI, now?
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  47. Modern movies suck because there's not enough CGI, and too much character development. We should all be thinking "nice graphics" rather than being invested in a plot. Now, where's my sarcastic emoji?
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  48. I thought Dougie Howser's SS uniform was a bit "on the nose".
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  49. If you watch the Charlize Theron movie "Mad Max: Fury Road" carefully, you'll see a blink-and-you-miss-it cameo from Tom Hardy. 😉
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  50. What on Galifrey would anyone do with an 18" rubber dildo? 😳
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