Comments by "Andrew Barratt" (@FatNorthernBigot) on "Ryan Long" channel.

  1. Finally... Someone willing to deal with meanies. You got my vote.
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  2. They need a third friend... A very confrontational cocaine fiend. That'll add an interesting dynamic.
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  3. I've been married for thirty years and I can say, without fear of contradiction, my wife is not only capable of acts of terrorism, she's turned them into an artform.
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  4. I'll be honest, I am tempted by the children's ballgag for my daughter, however, I can assure you this purchase would be in no way sexual.
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  5. Fist-based peer reviews are awesome.
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  6. The sheers sense of entitlement of Netflix employees is stunning. "I, a janitor, demand an audience with Dave Chapelle!"
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  7. That woman is nucking futs. She actually made me feel sorry for the super-rich actor.
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  8. I want to laugh but my conscience says not.
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  9. I knew there was a reason I didn't buy Apple. This is the perfect video. 😂😂
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  10. Woke or not, he's never gonna be up-to-his-neck in gash.
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  11. We don’t want to see actual mental illness! Anxiety is cool, especially when demonstrated by one of the alphabet people.
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  12. This explains a lot. Whilst I'm here, can we get some of the BLM protesters to form a ? Maybe something from Westside Story? 🎵 ? 🎵 That kind of thing?
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  13.  @Kneejair  That's the trick. Everything's great for months on end, and suddenly... The horror!!!!
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  14. This is like "The Departed", but without being overrated.
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  15. "Avengers, but gay" is "The Avengers". You're not telling me Steve Rogers really likes women. "Bucky" indeed. (also, The Hulk is a "bear").
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  16. There must have been about ten minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody left in China.
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  17. It's a good point, well made. Psycho does not necessarily mean killer. Unless it's their time of their month, and the mood takes them, in which case, she's the victim.😂
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  18.  @rso_media  yeah, women are strong and independent, until you divorce one, then they’re delicate flowers in need of financial support.
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  19.  @latt.qcd9221  just a little peace and quiet negates any unpleasant connotations.
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  20. Let me know how you lost that weight, and kept it off. I could use some diet tips. 😂👍
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  21. You'd just end up with serial re-offenders 🤣
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  22. The Grammys are still a thing???? 😮
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  23.  @biggerandbetterthings7222  No. I wrote that of my own free will, and don’t ask any questions.😳😂
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  24.  @DankReaper420  Too late. I'm already in prison for misgendering a squirrel.
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  25. So we could order an anti trans book from Amazon, and it might come wrapped in LGBTQ tape? I see no issue with that 😂
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  26. From the UK... I talk to all Americans with a black accent, ya dig? Fo' shizzle, my Nigel. Looks like drizzle.
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  27. We prefer "morbidly unconventional".
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  28. @That Dude I can assure you my wallet is just bankrupt in the traditional sense.
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  29.  @redmuskratt  He must have a reliable and considerable income. He won't be rich.
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  30. There's plenty of anti leftwing comedy, it just doesn't get the monetisation, or platforms it deserves.
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  31. Rehabilitated Vice bloggers? You're pissing into the wind.
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  32. Tight arteries are as s*xy as a tight @ss.
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  33. You Americans must be so sensitive. 😂 Just as well the purple-haired lefties of silicon Valley know what is best for you.
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  34. Captain Crunch: So crunchy, it stays hard with every mouthful.
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  35.  @annafilou  I am aware this video was not meant to be taken seriously. Nor was my comment. Maybe yours, too?
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  36. I think they did a printer "head clean" prior to printing. That's quite fancy.
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  37.  @mattybhoy6522  What do you mean by that? Is that a dig at me? Do you badmouth me behind my back? (Sniff)
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  38.  @freedone.  having reservations to an all you can eat buffet already makes you sexy.
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  39.  @Shisha2025  American, because I'm completely devoid of any culture.
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  40. I made a joke about them being "unorthodox Jews", and someone flagged it as inappropriate... Did they even watch the video????
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  41. That's a lot of coloured water. You can't get more scientific than that, so you can totally "do" my wife.
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  42.  Gary McMichael  (meanie).
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  43.  @orionsghost9511  relationships are complicated and advice is easy. She’s am angry old bag, but she’s still my angry old bag.
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  44. Oh well. “The Matrix” was cool. Maybe Zuck is a “systemic anomaly”.
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  45. "Happy wife, happy life". (ahem)
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  46. I've yet to meet someone entitled enough to admit they'd want someone sacked for their opinions. That stuff's best left on the internet.
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  47. At some point, when more-and-more people get side-lined, there will be only one journalist considered to be interview-worthy. My money isn't on Pierce Morgan.
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  48.  @waltharp.novaccs5980  My dog, biscuit? She does have some controversial views 😂
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  49.  @fiamumuser  Some snowflake banned it. I was quite pleased with myself until then. 😨
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  50.  @mutolover3851  Since we're all asking questions... Is there a condition called "scroller's thumb"?
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  51. I thought this was a legit reminiscing video for quite a while into it. 😂
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  52. I do miss me a bit of Trump's opinionated tweets. He was always good value for money. 🤣 Nothing unites people like a common enemy.
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  53. Is it specifically the "autoblow" vs a woman... There's a lot on the market, and I'm betting some of them are pretty decent. (not women, BJ machines)
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  54. If only one person could be diverse... That would be sweet. 🤣
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  55. People are starting to recognise Mr Long. This doesn't help his street trolling. 😁
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  56. This is the saddest comedy video I have ever seen.
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  57. The "Lazy Community" 🤣 When people use the word "community" these days, it's never an actual community, is it? The BAME community? They don't hang out together. I heard "Autistic community" the other day. If ever there was an oxymoron, it's "autistic community".
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  58. Maybe she should provide some pie.
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  59. Could chatGPT shoot an employee of the Omnicorp? Your move, creep!
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  60. You gotta love that big, round, dimpled bum that some women have. Big women are fun, and you always get a nice breakfast.
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  61. The world's gone mad.
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  62.  @garnetnard4284  high, low silver? Away?
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  63.  @Nowhy  They're not known to share.
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  64.  @Mariotravelvideos  Anyone who's opinion differs from yours.
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  65.  @Joshpower57  What do you mean? The characters ARE their sexuality. 😁
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  66. Now, THAT'S nonpartisan! 👍
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  67. Finally, a search engine that makes sense! I'm pretty sure my ridiculous opinions will be shared by a journalist, somewhere.
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  68. Had anyone made a joke about ball control, yet?
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  69.  @Alfahippie  “Mr Anderson!”
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  70. Ten men one time, cos they would all come quickly. That one guy would struggle by the third or fourth blow, depending on the use of P spot massage. 🤔
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  71. All the pieces fit. Nice try, Pfizer. 😅
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  72. All that musical effort... I hope it gets them laid.
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  73. I do sometimes wonder what a male-hating feminist thinks of the men in their lives... Are all the men awful? Is that why they have a purple, brain-surgery haircut?
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  74. I'd still do that. I am prepared to look beyond the stubble.
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  75. The more people I can cancel, the more important I feel, and it's a huge smoke screen for my own racial bias. Thank Satan for Halloween.
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  76.  @deltacroissant2009  even a smiley face isn't enough for some people.
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  77. I quit Grindr because of Elon Musk.
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  78. You try and help women's football and this is the thanks you get! Shame. Keep doing you, Mr Long.... You have my full support!
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  79. Speaking as a straight man, I love having se-x with men. Not women, though. Ugh! Just dick.
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  80. Californian dad is working hard to raise a self-entitled psychopath. All I could say to the child is good luck functioning in the real world, ya purple-haired prick.
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  81.  @ashleighsparkle8810  My anger is caused by middle-age. 😁
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  82. You tell 'em, sisters.
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  83.  @_abracadabra  How jolly-well ethnic. 😉
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  84. I am looking forward to seeing the exposed asscrack of a female mason... For feminism.
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  85. Phil Lynott would be spinning in his grave if he wasn't in the great opium den in the sky. 😂
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  86.  @rodverap  😂
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  87. I can't watch! 😨
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  88. So, it's like marriage without the physical intimacy. Oh, hang on...
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  89. How do I buy my drugs without Bitcoin??😨
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  90. Fo’ Shizzle. Looks like Drizzle. 🇬🇧
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  91. Laugh, I nearly shat myself. 😂
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  92. I'm pretty sure there's an easy way to solve all of this controversy... "Up the bum, no harm done". 👍
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  93. How many of these examples were actual articles? 😨
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  94. My nextdoor neighbour is also cheap. He keeps changing his WiFi password. It's as if he doesn't even want to share it. Not at all generous Talk about a cheap bstd.
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  95. There's some very pointed and erect protesting, right there.
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  96.  @maverickstclare3756  thanks.
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  97.  @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz  is that some form of oral vibrator? You Americans are a filthy bunch.
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  98. I will donate everything but my arsehole.
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  99. I can recommend cocaine as a substitute for Zoloft. For the first hour-or-so, you will be quite cheerful.
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  100. Nothing captures slurs and slander like an SM7B... It's the choice of the discerning bigot!
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  101.  @simvalue  You're not the boss of my eyes!
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  102. Great service. Now, if they could just tread on my balls, too.
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  103. Go with s-e-x addiction. I'd self-diagnose, if I thought I could get it past my wife. 😂
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  104. And now it all makes sense.
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  105. Whoever lent Ryan this church has not seen his channel. 😂 Great stuff!
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  106. Hot Black Guys Matter.
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  107. This joke isn't funny enough to justify the thought of two-day-old male underwear in a jiffy bag. 🤢
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  108. Fair play. My dad is a "bigot", but he's 80 and hasn't read the latest BS pamphlet.
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  109.  @AM-os4ty  no argument, here.
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  110.  @angelmartin7310  I meant the "woke" chat up lines. I'm sure he's a dish.
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  111.  Brian Prior  Pipe, not gash? The mystery deepens.
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  112. My brother is English and he married a Chinese lady from Shang Hai. Between them, they use a Chinese accent to communicate as her English isn't great and that helps, apparently. I can't even write down how my bro asks for a sandwich and a drink, it's quite "wacist". 🤣
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  113.  kyle grant  I literally thought I made something ridiculous up, that would never happen.
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  114. I had the AstraZeneca vaccine, which was described as the "punk" or "rock n roll" option. Who the hell wants to inject something that's "Punk", or "Rock n Roll" into their arm? (Okay, okay, Keith Richards).
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  115.  @pasdpasse439  To help make my point.
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  116.  @prussiaball1871  for the purposes of making my ironic point, there needed to be an anti trans publication. I would neither endorse, nor read such a publication, I'm very much live and let live.
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  117. Wait... This is free?! Awsome!
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  118. I watched this, and now I'm mad. Who do I complain to? 😅
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