Comments by "NSResponder" (@NSResponder) on "Alpha Central" channel.

  1. "I'm stupid, ugly, obese, and repulsive, and I demand that you respect me because I'm a pervert, too!" Um.. NO.
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  2. When you find out you've been cheated on, LEAVE. Don't argue, don't negotiate, don't give them any time to twist the knife, JUST GO.
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  3. When someone behaves like a toddler, treat them like a toddler.
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  4. 0:59 whenever a woman asks "where are all the good men?" I always give the same answer: "They're with the good women." They very rarely get my meaning.
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  5.  @Jonny-hv6lh  I've been rebuked by a barely literate fool. How will I ever recover?
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  6. 2:13 show you my TAX RETURNS? Not without a warrant.
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  7. 12:51 that child had the nerve to try to shame her own father? LOL.
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  8. $2.4 million a year? Those dudes aren't settling.
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  9. If flower girl picked a fight with me over the subscription, I'd cancel it and never buy her flowers again. If she complained about not getting flowers anymore, I'd send her a link to the service and she can buy her own.
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  10.  @nohcat805  Your approval is neither sought nor required, comrade zampolit.
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  11. 13:43 Took me five seconds to see why she's single. She's abrasive AF. She's the kind of girl to argue with you every time you walk through the door.
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  12. 3:34 the answer you have to give to a no-win question like that is the one she doesn't want to hear. Tell her "if I found a new woman after you bailed on me for five years, I'd have to be nuts to dump her and take you back after you abandoned me."
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  13. 12:28 don't argue, call the cops on those scammers.
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  14. 0:41 tossing off standard insults because they can't make an argument.
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  15. 4:06 that woman is EVIL. Stay far away from head gaming narcissists, guys.
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  16. "Tee hee! I'm a fat skank with a scat fetish! Whee, what fun!" Her parents must be SO proud.
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  17. 8:11 heaven forbid that this shrieking harpy ever raises a child.
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  18. Single mothers (unless they're widows) do NOT have high standards. If they had high standards, they wouldn't pick dudes who bailed in them when they had kids.
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  19. 9:01 when your girl pulls an argument out of thin air just because she's bored and wants some drama, it's time to cut your losses.
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  20. Snatch a drink out of my hand like that, you're being ejected from the car and my life on the spot.
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  21. 4:31 that woman wants a slave, not a husband. Walk away, dude.
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  22. When a post-wall woman is speaking in ghetto dialect, just walk away.
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  23.  @Graybeard689  Harris tried to murder Kevin Cooper by suppressing the DNA evidence that sprung him from death row. Are you OK with that?
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  24. Soon as that chav said she likes to pick food off someone else's plate I'd hit eject.
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  25. Nobody making half a mil a year is going to settie for that vapid child.
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  26. 10:39 that idiot has no idea how repulsive those steel boogers are to any normal person.
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  27. 1:31 I'm not auditioning for a bit part in that woman's life.
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  28. When someone cheats on you, just pack up and leave. Don't argue, don't negotiate, don't give them the chance to hurt you again. Vanish from their life. Don't even confront them, they'll figure out why you left.
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  29. 2:48 conceit is a hell of a drug. I do not miss the days when I used to put up with shit like that.
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  30. The right answer to "I bet I'm hotter than your wife" is "Not once you open your mouth."
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  31. Is moon girl stoned or just that stupid?
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  32. Where did women get this brain-dead notion that they can argue, scold, or shame anyone into wanting them?
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