Comments by "Not shaped for sportive tricks" (@notshapedforsportivetricks2912) on "Count Dankula" channel.

  1. As far as I'm concerned, if you've made it to 90, been married to the same woman for over 60 years and are still working a six-day week, you can say what you bloody-well want. And we're poorer without him, God rest his shade.
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  2. Apparently neither of them believed that it was really happening until they were stood up against the wall.
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  3. There are two passtimes in which cheating is unforgivable; fishing and golf. Tall tales, on the other hand are the lifeblood of both.
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  4. Nah! Ceaucescu is waaaayyy more popular than Stürmer.
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  5. There was a case in Australia where a gnome disappeared from a lady's front yard. A few weeks later she received a photo from her gnome in the mail showing him in London. Over the next few months she received more photos of him from all over europe. Then one morning there he was back in her garden, sporting a little suitcase covered with wee destination labels and with a nice, new suntan. Well, we all need a holiday every now and then.
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  6. With a career such as that, even Richard Sharpe would have to admit "that's soldiering".
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  7. ​ @SkylerMillerTheBronxProject  Yep. If you want to be really ultra about this, the dynastic name of the Royal House should be Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleiswig-Holstein-Sondenburg-Glucksberg. Now you know why they were so keen to hang on to Windsor.
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  8. Nah! He totally justified himself in his book Fog of War. Totally. He was a public benefactor. A saint, really. 😡
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  9. Shoudn't thst be "spreading the unawareness"?
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  10. Not necessarily. 😊
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  11. Jumping from the scaffold was a well-known wheeze to avoid the more painful parts of drawing and quartering. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. It depended on your luck. So to speak.
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  12. Canibalism? A small price to pay for social equity, you fascist.
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  13. Ads for Fairy Liquid are better than anything the BBC produces
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  14. Wheelie Todd. The Demon Cyclist of Fleet Street.
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  15. Well done, Dank. Never has the cultural and constitutional development of Canadia been so incisively explained.
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  16. To quote a cartoon from the 80s about middle class weekend folk: Can't we call her Bodicea, Faye? Boudica makes her sound like one of the Mitfords. Two of the Mitfords, actually.
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  17. To quote an old Texas saying (not that I'm endorsing it in any way) ... "He needed killin'."
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  18. They also have FABULOUS costume designers, lighting and sound teams and a choreographer to just DIE for.
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  19. So was Plunge for Distance. All of them are still etter than dancing tho.
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  20. Pommy coppers. Crap then. Worse now.
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  21. What's the matter with me, Doc? You're suffering from bad blood. Can you be a bit more specific? Um .... Mind your own business.
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  22. Viewing the record of the Pentagon's top brass, this is hardly a revelation.
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  23. An unfair comparison. Eddie had at least some skill and an enormous amount of courage; unlike Spraygun.
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  24. Great! Now I've got the soundtrack of West Side Story as an earworm.
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  25. A random peice of plastic is winging its way to tou now, Dank. Enjoy as you wich.
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  26.  @TheHabsification  The Mitford sistere were the six daughters ofLord Resesdale who dominated the social and scandal pages of the UK in the 1930s. Think of them as upper class Kardashians, but posessing brains and talent. There wàs Jessica (the commie), Diana (the fascist), Unity (the Hitler fangirl), Nancy (the novelist). I think only one of them kept herself .more or less to herself. Look 'em up. They're an interesting family, to say the least.
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  27. That has to be the most tragic flashback intro I ever heard. It explains so muck. PS: How is it possible to drive five hours from anywhere in Scotland?
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  28. The Roman Bum War certainly puts the War of Jenkins' Ear in its place.
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  29. Isn't the L'Ordre du Temple solaire a brand of tanning cream?
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  30. "Can relate." Indeed you can.
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  31. The Melting Gypsies. What a great band name.
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  32. A moose bit my sistet once.
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  33. OK, now that I've seen the ads for the Black Dragon Fighting Society, I finally understand the Monty Python ad for LLAP-Goch, the welsh fighting technique that requires no need for strength, physical courage or intelligence. 😂
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  34. I became a big fan of Tycho when studying physics in 5th form. Incidentally, Tycho was the inspiration for Francisco Scaramanga in a Bond movie.
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  35. Slack security around the Royal family is nothing new. During WW II, Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands was visIting King George VI. She asked about security arrangements and the King offered a demonstration. He crossed the drawing room and pressed a concealed panic button which was supposed to summon a crack army protection unit. The sovereigns then went to the window to observe the results. There were none. Remember that this was in the middle of the war with german paratroopers dropping out of the sky all over Europe. Somewhat embarrased, the King pressed the button again. After several minutes, the crack security unit bagan to wander into the courtyard, adjusting their dress, scratching themselves and wondering what the fuss was about. I believe that H.M. later gently suggested that certain changes be made.
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  36. I don't believe that Stevie Wonder was blind. I DO bieleve that he was deaf.
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  37. PUNT. Ibecolo. So close. Africa is being managed by nominative determinism.
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  38. Every Other African Leader: Hold my beer.
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  39. Science Hogwarts. Love it!
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  40. I've been having a chuckle over this face-off for ages. I have heard however that the indians are going to escalate the confrontation by introducing a How to Use a Toilet ceremony. As one Indian general was heard to remark "This will teach thise pakistani Wagars".
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  41. Everone wanted to see him LIVE.
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  42. Dank, the pith helmet looks much better on you than a bloody baseball cap.
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  43. Ro be fair to the shrinks attending his lectures, german technical words are so long that simply stating the title of the lecture would probably chew up 50 minutes of the hour.
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  44. Gotta be honest, Dank; but I was a bit disappoi ted by this one. I was hoping that it was about a spy ŵho waa undercover as a binman. That is, a garbo. It would be a great cover. Spy by night. Garbo by really early in the morning.
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  45. The norks and the ottomans seem to have a lot in common when it comes to succession planning.
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  46. Defenestrate your Foreign Minister? Are you taking notes, Two-Tier? On second thoughts, don't bother.It's probably only a matter of time until he wanders out of his own accord.
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  47. With all the comments abour gypsy's public defacation , maybe they should all be exported to San Francisco.? It would probably improve the society in both the UK and SF.
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  48. Thanks for the enlightenment Dank! I'm really enjoying my talcum tyrany.
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  49. Narnia is much more real than fooking Belgium.
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  50. Darth Jones; Tom's less talented cousin.
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