Comments by "Kevin Kennelly" (@Kevin_Kennelly) on "Reuben the Bulldog: Even More Dog Law" video.

  1. You have the right to remain silent. Except when sleeping, then you can snore as loud as a jet plane. Anything you say can and will be used against your biscuit allotment. You have the right to sleep on all furniture. But only when mom and dad are out. You have the right to drool. On every object in the universe. You have the right to toxic farts. Especially during winter holidays. When doors are closed and extended family fills the house. You have the right to be stubborn. You may 'plop-down' and refuse to move at any time, in any place. You have the right to screw in a lightbulb all by yourself. Just hold the bulb. The world will revolve around you.
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