Comments by "Matuse" (@Matuse) on "Destroying Flat Earth Without Using Science - Part 4: The Conspiracy" video.

  1. This is a feeble attempt at humor, right?
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  2. By your...let's call it "logic"... if someone on an airplane stands up, goes into one of the aisles, and jumps they should immediately be smashed into paste by the rear bulkhead of the airplane slamming into them at 500 miles per hour. Why doesn't that happen?
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  3. Not just "it doesn't make sense", but is actually impossible. Impossible that so many hundreds of thousands of people could be in on this massive conspiracy and not one of them blabs about it. Impossible that this massive conspiracy costing billions and billions of dollars a year couldn't have Nazi Dubay run over in the street to shut him up if he was speaking the truth. None of it is remotely believable if you have even 1/50th of a working brain.
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  4. And yet you clicked on it. Dummy.
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  5.  @ProfessorDaveExplains  Don't forget he also committed high treason by selling arms to terrorists in order to funnel the money to central American death squads.
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  6. A partial list of things that Israel Hernandez knows nothing about: Incredulity Strawmen Ad hominem Authority Expertise Logical fallacies. The shape of the earth. Gravity. Science. Reality.
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  7. Yes, the logical fallacies. Here's one: thinking a yoga teacher has figured out something which has eluded the every day observations of billions of people over thousands of years.
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  8. Maybe you should try reading it. It's not very long and it contains no confusing legal jargon, so even a kindergarten dropout like you should be able to understand it.
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  9. Proving the earth is a sphere is simple. Anyone can do it. Getting one of you flerf imbeciles to admit it is a sphere - that's nearly impossible. You're immune to reality and allergic to thinking.
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  10. Yes, very proud that we know nothing about flat earth. Because the earth isn't flat.
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  11. Because YouTube removed the dislikes from every video about 4 months ago. Catch up.
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  12. If the earth is flat, why can't you flerfs come up with any evidence at all? Imbecile.
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  13. There is no such thing as cold light. Utterly impossible. You're an imbecile, like all flerfs.
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  14. No, you're not all for the truth. That you reference "the mainstream" means that you're a republican, and probably think Q-anon is real. That means you savor lies. You desperately need to be lied to constantly, because the truth is poison to every aspect of your entire thought process. You've been lied to so relentlessly for so long by Fox, OAN, Newsmax, etc that you recoil from the very concept of truth.
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  15. When I go to the grocery store and buy an apple, am I practicing botany?
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  16. I bet you thought that made sense before you wrote it down. Wow were you wrong.
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  17. The only person who can explain all of the nonsense you believe is a psychiatrist.
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  18. I know that you're very sad because you've failed to graduate out of 1st grade 30 times now, but that's no reason to embrace a hoax as dumb as flat earth.
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  19. You're an imbecile, like every other flerf.
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  20. Your projection is palpable.
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  21. No, you don't think for yourself. You wait for Alex Jones to tell you what to think.
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  22. Yes, I've tried that. They come back with denial, lies, ignorance, and stupidity. Even when proven to be completely wrong, they just ignore it and continue spouting the same dumb nonsense. Therefore they are stupid.
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  23. OK, if his points are so easy to disprove, then do it. Find ONE thing and disprove it. Note that "Gravity not real, hur hur hur!" is not disproving anything.
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  24. He doesn't believe he's correct. He is correct. You should try it sometime, just to experience the sensation.
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  25. "I have a theory about who stole the cookies" The Theory Of Gravity Two very different uses of the word theory. Maybe you should try being less ignorant.
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  26. You don't feel speed, and 1,000 mph is a dumb way to measure rotation, and is only vaguely valid directly on the equator. If you live in America, your rotational speed is probably around 500 mph, and mph remains a very dumb way to measure rotation. The earth spins ONCE PER DAY. It's very slow. Stop listening to flat earth con men and repeating their idiocy.
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  27. You're welcome to go without a job or a credit card. Might not enjoy it very much.
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  28. Putting random words into a line is not actually writing a sentence.
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  29. Being a flerf imbecile was a choice you made. You chose poorly.
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  30.  @kconantech9419  We can't explain anything to you because even if you were capable of understanding it, you have no interest in learning anything.
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  31. Wrong. Galileo was imprisoned because he proved Heliocentricity. Quit being stupid and wrong about everything.
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  32.  @tyronepenning10  Every time a ship or an airplane crosses a continent or an ocean and arrives where they meant to, they are proving that navigating across a sphere works. That isn't conjecture, you simpering goon.
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  33. My question is how do you know what you're living on if you've never been high enough to see? Goes both ways, flerf imbecile. Except of course that you don't need to "go high" to prove the earth is a sphere. There's lots of ways that don't involve flying.
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  34. Show us a beach ball that weighs 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
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  35. Uh huh. So tell me, if the earth doesn't move, why can't I go out and see the constellation Pisces right now? The real answer is because it's behind the sun until Autumn. Your answer would be a stupid lie, but we both know you're too much of a trolling coward to answer at all.
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  36. Because you watch a ton of stupid conspiracy videos and YouTube wants you to know facts instead of stupid lies.
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  37.  @soulbreeda  You should maybe stick to words that you actually know the meaning of. "incorrect false indoctrinate cognitive dissonance opinion" is gibberish. You strung together a bunch of words that you think sound impressive but don't actually know...and because you're incredibly stupid you think nobody else knows either. You do not comprehend truth. You crave being lied to. You desperately need lies in order to continue living in the delusional fantasy that you're a useful, intelligent person despite all evidence showing that you're neither of those things.
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  38. The pictures of space probes in space are either CGI models, or taken close to earth by existing satellites. The Tesla car has a camera on board. You can't genuinely be this stupid, can you? I mean, how do you even go to the bathroom by yourself?
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  39. "Amassom", we all know that you're extremely stupid and desperate to be special, so you dive head-first into conspiracy theories because it gives you the illusion that you know things and are the big smart brain boy who is so much better informed. But you're not. You're just gullible and stupid.
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  40. The bible is evidence of nothing. The earth is a sphere. You are a gullible imbecile. Those are facts. Everything you believe is a dumb lie.
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  41. That is not irony.
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  42. He can't talk about that, or the NASA Jew Penguins will come for his family.
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  43. Yeah, you're wrong about everything. Literally everything.
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  44.  @juanjosetalerogarcia902  No, dating methods are not flawless. There's a big difference between "not flawless" and "off by 4 billion years". The only evidence that young earth groupies have is by counting backwards in the bible. That's it. That's where they get their data from. Joe begat Sam begat Cindy begat Andrew begat Hubert...and from that they determine the age of the earth. That's comprehensively and massively stupid.
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  45. Prominent flerf con men are at the level of understanding that you're a gullible idiot they can make money off of by telling really stupid lies.
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  46. So, there's a giant conspiracy to peddle conspiracies. You definitely don't sound incredibly stupid.
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  47. There are good psychiatrists with effective medications covered by Obamacare that can help you become a functioning member of society, Wesley.
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  48. That is not proof at all. The bible is evidence of nothing.
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  49. There is no debate, just idiots who deny all reality in order to con bigger idiots like you into believing one of the dumbest hoaxes in all of human history.
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  50. In intelligence work the saying is "If 2 people know it, it's not a secret."
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  51. Then why can't you see Wyoming from Iowa?
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  52. Then you should stop lying. Systemic Racism is absolutely a thing. Joe Biden is...real? I don't even know what you Q-Anon morons believe, I doubt you do either.
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  53. A lot stupid, aren't you? Yes, being colossally, indescribably stupid is the first and foremost requirement to think the earth is flat.
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  54. Not sure who is dumber: Eddie Bravo for saying it, or you for believing it.
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  55.  @amassomgrant5922  You don't look at life at all. You look at conspiracy Youtube videos and think it is life.
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  56. None of that is remotely true.
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  57. This is what happens when a stupid person tries to respond with a comment using nothing but the predictive text on their phone.
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  58. Flerfs don't have any math. When they lie about things that should be below the curve but are still visible, it's by leaving out crucial information like their height above sea level. Stop falling for dumb con men.
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  59. We voted the antichrist out in November.
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  60.  @jezmcgrath3309  Ok, list one of these supposedly unexplained anomalies.
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  61. That sounds like something only imbeciles would check out.
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  62. Earth is a sphere, and like all other flerfs everywhere: You are an imbecile.
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  63. See: Weather satellites.
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  64.  @ericb3157  He doesn't even get "clickbait" right. Flerfs are just incapable of accuracy about anything.
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  65. You've never seen the back of your own head. It must not exist.
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  66.  @dimetryp369  Making big pontificating judgements when you're wrong - and could easily have verified for yourself what the facts were beforehand - doesn't deserve respect.
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  67. The shape of the earth is not subject to philosophical differences. It's a sphere. Proven many many times by many many people over the course of many many years. Flerfs are all imbeciles.
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  68. It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.
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  69. Earth is a sphere. We've known it for more than 2,000 years. It's been a sphere for more than 4.6 billion years. There's nothing new to bring. Just reality. You're an imbecile, like all of the other flerfs.
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  70. Sovereign Citizens are one of the few belief systems that manages to be even dumber than flat earth.
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  71. The hiding resources thing makes absolutely no sense at all. If there were more resources, then the "elites" would be falling over themselves to exploit these resources, and they would need to ship out tens of thousands of workers to do it. How could that possibly be kept secret? Maybe you should try thinking.
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  72. There is no flerf theory. Theories require evidence. Flerfs have none.
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  73. I mean, that's trivially proven wrong by the number of government whistleblowers who aren't dead.
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  74. They aren't the same. That was easy.
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  75. Nothing works on the flerf. That's one of the ways we know it isn't flat.
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  76. Nobody has ever gotten their channel banned for saying a naughty curse word. And yes, Youtube takes copyright law seriously. There is no conspiracy. If there was, then this grand conspiracy should find it very easy to find Nazi Dubay and run his dumb Nazi ass over with a truck, wouldn't it? The fact that flerf channels exist at all makes your conspiracy claims laughably stupid.
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  77. The flerfs and moon deniers claim that the Challenger astronauts are still alive. All part of the grand conspiracy.
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  78. Someone sitting in a corner wearing shoes on their head smearing their own feces on their face sums up most conspiracy theorists.
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  79.  @MJameson76  No, they took their own channel down after Dave's rebuttal video and the Netflix documentary because they were so thoroughly destroyed that they scurried away. They opened it up again later and are just as dumb as before.
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  80. Flerf youtubers are infinitesimal. Nobody would notice if they were gone.
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  81. Go see Dave's first video on the subject. No insults at all. Just straight up facts. The flerfs responded to him with harassment and death threats. Since then, they have demonstrated over and over and over again that they are completely immune to learning anything or acknowledging even the most basic aspects of reality that anyone can trivially see for themselves in order to perpetuate this scam. So seriously: Fuck them.
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  82. When you're dumb enough to believe the earth is flat, the concepts of "Up" and "Down" are simply beyond your intellectual grasp.
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  83. That's a whole lot of pointless nonsense. Why did you bother?
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  84. How much of your brain did you get scooped out to be dumb enough to think the earth was flat?
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  85. That doesn't sound very sad at all.
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  86. Earth is a sphere. You are an imbecile. Those are facts. Everything you spew is nonsensical gibberish.
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  87. No, geology also works, because that includes plate tectonics, which is another phenomenon impossible on pizza world. Vulcanism works too.
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  88. Stealing it from...whom? You think some random guy with a youtube channel is going to take an axe out to Antarctica and cut down all those giant forests hiding past the wall and bankrupt the timber industry?
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  89. That's some grade-A stupid you've got going on there, john.
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  90. "I don't believe it" is not evidence.
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  91. La tierra es plana y la sabemos desde hace más de 2000 años. Deja de escuchar a los estafadores estúpidos en YouTube haciendo videos tontos de memes.
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  92. Believing in dumb conspiracies is the opposite of being smart, Heidi
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  93. That is not Occam's Razor.
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  94. You can go on twitter and search for flat earth and find thousands of tweets about it. There are several con-men idiots who post dumb flerf memes every single day. Does it cause you severe physical pain to be wrong about everything all the time? I hope it does. I really really do.
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  95.  @soulbreeda  There is zero data showing the earth is not a globe. None whatsoever. You have no map. No math. No science. No model. No explanations. Just a bunch of stupidity, ignorance, lies, denial, and bible thumping. Earth was first proven to be a sphere more than 2,000 years ago. It has been proven to be a sphere billions of times by hundreds of millions of people using dozens of methods. You don't need photos. You don't need to go into space. You don't need to listen to NASA or any other space agency. You just have to have a working brain - which is where you fall sadly short.
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  96. Why would you need to go into space to know? There's lots of ways, none of which involve being in space.
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  97. Earth is a sphere. You are an imbecile. Those are facts that will never change.
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  98. North Korea's bots are as ineffective as their agriculture programs.
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  99. You want to try that again, but this time use a human language?
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  100. Why would reading the bible be a useful exercise to determine the shape of the earth? The bible is evidence of nothing.
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  101. No, it really doesn't make any sense. What would be the purpose in dividing the population in 99.99% and 0.01%?
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  102. Flerfs have no science. Flerfs have no facts. Flerfs have no ideas. All they have is lies, ignorance, bad math, bad faith, cherry picking, personal incredulity, and embarrassingly bad conspiracy theories.
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  103.  @kaliban4758  Still not seeing any sadness. They got what they deserved.
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  104.  @cjmiller1871  You're watching their videos. As expected, you don't know how anything works. Nothing at all.
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  105.  @cjmiller1871  Uh huh. You're incapable of debate. You have no stand. No math. No model. No map. No science. No evidence. You're an imbecile, like every other flerf.
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  106. Except he hasn't at all. See his response to the globebusters video where he references it about 30 times.
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  107.  @NaturalResultsMobileMassage  Well, very few people live at the equator, so hardly anyone is "spinning 1000mph", since that stupid velocity is only vaguely true (but still not true) directly on the equator. Naturally, your common sense is too stupid to know that, just like the rest of you is too stupid to know that. You only repeat what flerf con men tell you to believe because you have no capacity for independent thought.
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  108. Witness how completely shocked and surprised I am that this flerf imbecile plays the No True Scotsman fallacy, and somehow forgets to include any of these supposed valid points of view that flerfs supposedly possess. Yes. I am very deeply shocked. So very deeply shocked that I'm falling asleep.
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  109.  @cowhidemusic8904  Is that what that was supposed to be? Good thing you told us, because nobody would have known otherwise.
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  110. The shape of the earth is not a scientific statement. You're an imbecile.
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  111.  @ishkeeponee9272  Your question makes no sense. You think that astronomy is invalid and pointless because the stars move?
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  112.  @ishkeeponee9272  You didn't ask an open ended question. You started with a false premise fed to you by flerf con men, and then proceeded as if that was a fact. It's not. The stars have moved. There have been at least 4 north stars in the last 5,000 years.
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  113. I really need to take geophysics at the local community college so I can get an invite to the sex party.
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  114.  @kshitijpradhan564  That is not the formula for determining the earth's curvature, and building roads never needs to worry about that because local geography vastly overwhelms the curve. The earth is a sphere. Anyone who believes it is flat is an imbecile. That includes you. You are an imbecile.
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  115.  @LINKINPARKSPAMPT5  Empirically, the horizon is the curve and if the earth was flat the horizon wouldn't exist. Also empirically, you're a moron.
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  116. Priests doesn't mean christian. The job is older than christianity.
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  117. There is no proof of your flerf delusions.
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  118.  @gunmunz  It's not a copyright office. Every minute, 4 hours of video are uploaded to Youtube. Even if Youtube employed 30,000 people whose only job was to watch every video for copyright, they couldn't do it. The whole process is automated.
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  119. I definitely trust someone who can't spell the word "Liar".
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  120.  @virgo141  No scripture proves anything. The bible is not evidence of anything. The firmament doesn't exist. Stop falling for stupid hoaxes.
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  121. I bet you thought that made sense. Poor thing.
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  122. That's a lot of words to tell the world that you're a moron. Why did you waste so much effort for something so simple?
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  123.  @somniumus  There would be no satellites if there was no space and if they were not in orbit. Everything about satellites is predicated on the earth being a sphere. Satellites are impossible on pizza world.
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  124. You MAGA shitbags are the dumbest people in history.
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  125. Ok, I listened to my common sense. It says that the earth is a rotating sphere orbiting the sun and anyone who thinks it is stationary and flat is a gullible imbecile.
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  126. Flat earth is not a theory. Theories require massive amounts of evidence, and there is none for pizza world.
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  127. Hans Wormhat is even more deranged than the typical flerf. He's genuinely crazy.
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  128. Uh huh. You're a revolutionary...posting YouTube comments.
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  129.  @MrQuaiven  Well, that one is valid. Cheap plastic leeches into food, and plastic is not something you want to ingest.
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  130. You should stop falling for such feeble hoaxes. Do better with your life. You are dragging down the average IQ of the entire species.
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  131. You're not a quack, you're an imbecile.
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  132. You would gain a whole bunch of internet stupid points. If you value those...go for it.
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  133. Water is never flat. With four words, I have demonstrated that you, and all the other flerfs, are brainless morons who are incapable of observing basic reality in order to cling to your delusions.
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  134.  @kmdsummon  And the veracity of that report requires NoKo to be honest about their imprisonment rates, which they are not. It also doesn't factor in the people like Haircut Jung Un's uncle who was executed with an anti-aircraft gun, and didn't spend any time in prison. You're an idiot who is incapable of thinking things through.
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  135. Controlled opposition of....what, exactly?
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  136. Flerfs have zero facts.
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  137. The Simpsons is not a documentary.
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  138. The church put Galileo in house arrest because he proved heliocentrism using the first ever telescope. Quit being wrong.
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  139. It is entirely the reality.
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  140. Pointless, as all flat earthers are moon landing deniers too.
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  141.  @goldbergsilversteinshekelb686  You imbeciles don't even know what the word "shill" means. Which is no surprise, you don't know anything else either.
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  142. No, that can't. For one, there's no proof there are lands. For two, there's mounds of proof the Earth is a sphere. For three, if there were "more lands", what good would they do these imaginary elites? They would still need to bring in large numbers of people to build/farm/drill/mine. Even your conspiracies are nonsensical and can be debunked by applying the logic of a 3 year old.
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