Comments by "Matuse" (@Matuse) on "10 Challenges For Flat Earthers" video.

  1. It's easier to prove the Earth is a sphere than it is to tie your shoes. Go back and get on your short bus.
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  2. Ok, provide it for us.
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  3. Flerfs are all imbeciles. You are an imbecile. You may labor under the mistaken belief that you are a smart person, but in reality you are an imbecile.
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  4. When you travel on a plane from Indonesia to Kenya, and you stand up on the plane and jump - why does the back of the plane not smash into you at 500 miles per hour and turn you into red jam?
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  5. They aren't just asking questions. They are ignoring or denying the answers. They are morons.
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  6. Show us a real image of pizza planet. Or any evidence of any kind. You won't. You can't. There isn't any. There are millions of photos of the spherical earth. You're just an imbecile that will say they are all fake, because you're a brainwashed bible thumping sheep.
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  7. It is stupid, and so are you.
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  8. It was really tragic, too. Poor Antarctica was just sitting there on a park bench when the whole world came by and starting kicking it in the face.
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  9. So, you think that you've got a life by whining about what other people are arguing about? That's some truly staggering lack of self-awareness. Also, you're really dumb.
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  10. Your "dad" is wrong about everything.
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  11. You can see the curvature of the Earth from 1 foot off the ground. It's called the horizon, and it wouldn't exist on pizza planet.
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  12. There are no flat earth maps. There are maps of the earth that are flat. Nowhere near the same thing.
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  13. Water doesn't find anything. You get your information from a failed yoga instructor turned Neo-Nazi internet con man. Why do you support Nazis?
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  14. The earth is a sphere based on everything about reality. It is flat only in the fever dreams of imbeciles.
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  15. Yes, I witness it a lot. So does everybody else who can comprehend reality at a level which surpasses a nursery rhymes for pre-literate children. So - not you.
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  16. Nope.
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  17. Except it isn't.
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  18. "I'm not a flat earther, but..." says the flat earther.
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  19. 2 minute old obvious troll is obvious.
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  20. Right, wrong, wrong, wrong.
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  21. As always, anyone who calls themselves truth will only spout the dumbest lies imaginable.
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  22. You first have to be able to write a coherent sentence. It doesn't seem like that day is any time soon.
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  23. Why are you defending irrational people for being irrational?
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  24. Let's assume that they were banned and it wasn't the channel owners who gave up trying to scam idiots. Why on earth would Youtube want to be rid of blatantly false, incredibly stupid non-scientific garbage that leads people to dangerous belief systems like Q-Anon and Anti-Vaxxing? Boy...I wonder. Also, there has never been a video proving the earth is flat. It's impossible to ban something that has never and will never exist.
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  25. When he made his first video, the flerfs responded with death threats. You seem to be defending that.
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  26.  @AncientPathsYT  So your contention is that small amounts of water can curve, but large amounts cannot. Derp.
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  27. Dropping out of school after 1st grade is not being a retired physics teacher.
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  28. They can't even explain day and night.
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  29. It doesn't look flat anywhere. Because it's not flat.
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  30. It was made up by the people who wrote the bible to explain why the sky is blue because they did not know about light waves and rayleigh scattering. That's the explanation.
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  31. The bible is evidence of nothing.
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  32. Except they don't. Why are you wrong about everything?
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  33. There are no flat earth models, are you drunk?
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  34. So that's 0/10 on the challenges for you.
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  35. Why would feeble internet con men and the rubes who listen to them deserve anything but belittlement?
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  36. If he's wrong why can you flerfs produce absolutely no evidence, map, math, science, or model that proves anything you believe?
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  37. Earth was proven to be a sphere more than 2,000 years before NASA existed. You flerf imbeciles cannot complete even 1 of the 10 challenges.
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  38. Calling a stupid person stupid isn't cursing.
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  39. Nathan Oakley is an obvious and feeble con man who is wrong about everything. How do you fall for that?
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  40. "I'm not a flat earther but...." says every flerf who is too afraid to admit their own beliefs. There is no flerf map. Doesn't exist. No map. No model. No science. No data. No theory. All your experiments invariably prove the earth is a sphere, and then you lying pathetic cowards deny your own results.
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  41. It's cute how you flerfs think you can fool anyone into thinking you aren't a flerf. You are definitely nowhere near smart enough to pull that off.
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  42. You assume things are facts because a YouTube video made by a high school dropout told you so. Meanwhile, it's incredibly easy to prove that the Earth is a sphere. All it takes is working eyes and a working brain. Which of those two things do you lack?
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  43. One challenge for you: get your information from an actual source of information, and not a bunch of right wing crackpot bigots.
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  44. Earth was proven to be a sphere more than 2,000 years before NASA existed. You're an imbecile.
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  45. All flat earthers - every single one - has the functional grey matter of a carrot. There is absolutely no such thing anywhere as a smart flat earther.
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  46.  @ionm1307  We cannot explain why you believe things that are so laughably wrong. Only you and your psychiatrist can answer that.
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  47. They deny all photos of the earth because they are mentally ill and unable to cope with reality.
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  48. That's a lot of typing when your whole message was just "I'm really stupid". Why go through all the extra effort for such a simple message?
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  49.  @mohammed9w553  We can prove and measure gravity. The measurement is called a "scale". You might have one in your bathroom, or a smaller one in your kitchen.
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  50. All flat earthers are MAGA vermin like you. Every single one.
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  51. Yes, it is level. But not flat. They don't mean the same thing, which is why they are different words.
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  52. I bet you think that Fox paid out $780 million dollars because they are truthful and honest.
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  53. So, 0 challenges. Typical flerf.
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  54. The same bible that says you should be stoned to death for wearing a cotton/poly blend t-shirt?
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  55. Proving the Earth is a sphere is easier than tying your shoes. Much, much easier. What is the matter with you?
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  56. You really shouldn't post when you are this drunk.
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  57. "I'm not a flat earther but..." says every flerf too afraid to just admit it, and under the impression that they are capable of fooling anyone.
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  58. Ok, without looking it up, name all the quarks.
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  59. The shape of the earth is not an opinion. Either you know it's a sphere, or you're wrong.
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  60. GPS does work in the southern hemisphere. Alaska is an emergency stop being Japan and Los Angeles because it's only slightly out of the way of the shortest route between them. Did you have any GOOD questions, or were you going to just spout more nonsense? Here's an actual map. See how close the line goes to Alaska? Much closer to there than anywhere else. http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=LAX-TYO
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  61. So you have absolutely no idea what evolution is. Nobody is surprised.
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  62. If you can't see a car at a paltry 2 km, you need your eyes checked by a doctor.
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  63. We know the nature of the Sun and Moon. If you don't, that's your fault. And gravity is proven all the time. Trillions of times per day.
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  64.  @mohammed9w553  How are you supposed to know the shape of the earth? A basic application of evidence and logic. It's incredibly easy to prove the Earth is a sphere. Beyond simple. If you can't do something so trivial, ask yourself some hard questions about how smart you actually are that something so childishly simple is beyond you.
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  65. No science is needed to prove the earth is a sphere. Just more brains than a carrot.
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  66. When you are repeating the nonsense of a yoga teacher who writes songs praising 1940's Adolf, you're really not in a position to be questioning the intelligence of other people.
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  67. Literally angry with rage.
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  68. You should stop reading your book of fairy tales and pick up a science textbook instead.
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  69.  @S5ndwich  "I'm not a flat earther" says every flat earther spewing out their talking points verbatim.
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  70. You flat earthers do nothing but call people names, as well as calling billions of people liars and deluded fools.
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  71. He already did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC5RalYWZ5Y
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  72. Looking at water is too difficult a challenge for you, Kermit.
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  73. ...what?
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  74. Earth was proven to be a sphere more than 2,000 years ago. Since then it's been proven to be a sphere several hundred billion more times. Be less stupid.
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  75.  @mohammed9w553  Your stand is entirely unreasonable. You are just denying reality because you are profoundly mentally ill. Get help.
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  76. They don't have an explanation for anything.
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  77. You don't know anything. The rest of us do. That's your fault.
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  78. You've got that backwards. It's the flerfs throwing a hissy fit over being wrong about everything.
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  79. When you go out of your way to be stupid and ignorant, you deserve to be bullied.
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  80. Can't change what you don't have.
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  81. No. We know the moon landing is real. You're just gullible and stupid. Everything you believe is a dumb lie.
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  82. The one and only thing in the entire universe that flat earthers are able to debunk is their own credibility. Not one aspect of the spherical Earth or the heliocentric solar system has ever been proven wrong by any flerf. But then you don't even know what proof is. You think that a high school dropout who worships Adolf and claims the holocaust was fake has a good bead on things.
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  83. @Jack Newman You didn't give any in depth reply. You posted a bunch of gibbering nonsense that a 5 year old could trivially disprove.
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  84. There is no cosmology of the Earth. Studying the Earth is geology. You're so dumb you can't even get the most basic terms correct.
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  85. Despite what you have been duped into believing, "I'm too dumb to understand it, therefore it cannot be true" is an invalid argument for every subject.
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  86.  @keinnahmeili5585  In the bible you are a grasshopper. Go outside and munch on some weeds.
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  87. When Gleason filed his patent application for his map (actually, it's not a map, it's a way to tell time around the world in an age where pocketwatches were only for the very rich), he described how he had to modify a globe in order to make it. Whoops. Wrong about everything, flerf.
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  88. Hey Sam, just so you know, whenever anything bad at all happens to you in your life: You deserve it. Never ask "Why me?", because there is no list of bad things that can possibly happen to you that you haven't thoroughly earned.
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  89. Please do not homeschool your poor children - they have enough of a setback in life just being related to you. Give them a chance to succeed by not filling their heads with your nonsense.
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  90. Dave's channel has over a thousand videos that have nothing to do with the flerf con. Just because he's destroying your delusions doesn't mean you need to continue being this stupid.
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  91. How does that math not add up? One spin per day. 1,000 mph, 25,000 miles. But neither of those figures are exact. They are rounded for ease of use. It is not exactly 1,000 mph, and it is not exactly 25,000 mile in circumference. What's the part you are having trouble with?
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  92. No, we shouldn't.
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  93. Ok. Just be sure to spin it at the right speed. One rotation in 24 hours. Moron.
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  94. Because flerfs have to deny gravity, so the sun and moon would have to have some other mechanism to explain the tides, and those mechanisms couldn't work if they were also outside of the imaginary dome.
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  95.  @njabulomgabwamafu4722  No, it's not evidence of anything. Sin is imaginary.
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  96. Any attempt to turn a sphere into a flat surface will have inaccuracies. The flerf "map" is nothing but inaccurate.
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  97. It's not flat to anybody. You're just really dumb.
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  98. Electrician, janitorial, logistics, food preparation, construction, medical...most any important job you find outside of Antarctica is also needed in Antarctica.
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  99. During the new moon, nobody can see it. It's backlight and surrounded by daytime light scattering, rendering it invisible.
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  100. You have to search them by name. Topic searches won't return them as a part of YouTube's effort to suppress toxic misinformation.
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  101.  @googs3589  You literally did not make a model, and don't know what the word 'literally' means. Nobody believes your IQ claim, by the way. Not one person ever has. I bet you're the kind who tells it to everybody too.
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  102. What have those con men, idiots, reality deniers, and neo-Nazis done to deserve any respect?
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  103. Except the goal is to show a map of the whole planet, which flerfs cannot do.
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  104. No True Scottsman is a logical fallacy for a reason. Stop being a moron and admit that the earth isn't flat.
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  105. You should go back to school. And this time, try actually paying attention to the teacher instead of getting into a competition with the kid next to you about who can pull the biggest booger out of their nose.
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  106. Flat earth was debunked about 3,000 years ago. Try and catch up.
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  107. Option 3: The people who spend time whining about the people who debunk flat earthers. That'd be you, since I'm sure you're too dumb to grasp the subtle point by yourself.
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  108.  @masrrr  Neither you nor the Nazi Yoga Teacher you support know what a vanishing point is. And why do you support Nazis?
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  109. That you think you can falsify a challenge means that you completed none of them, and have the functional grey matter of a carrot.
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  110. All flat maps are at least slightly incorrect. This is known. If the flerfs had a map (which they don't), it would be vastly worse.
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  111. "I'd rather be stupid than smart" is the takeaway I get. You must be a republican.
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  112.  @Chief-Post-Master-General  You didn't ask a question. You made a dumb statement.
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  113. No actual responses. Sometimes they will spew out a bunch of gibberish, frequently invoking the bible, conspiracies, and really bad comprehension of basic aspects of reality.
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  114. Everything you believe is an incredibly dumb lie. Fix your life.
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  115. That's not an official map. There's no such thing as an official map. There's just maps of differing levels of accuracy. Globes are the only maps that are close.
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  116.  @googs3589  You have never made a model of anything, and every single word you write is and will always be a lie. There is no original flat earth model, so there is nothing to take. You cannot even explain night and day, nevermind depict them.
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  117. Yes, you can say that those challenges have been done. But you're also lying. Saying it is meaningless; prove it.
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  118. Everything you wrote is wrong.
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  119.  @williamrios3518  Uh huh, one of the last refuges of the gibbering simpleton, everybody else is a bot. You're never at fault for anything, are you? It's always everybody else.
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  120. Flerfs have no evidence, scientific or otherwise. They're just stupid and mentally ill.
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  121. It's like you flerfs are in competition with each other to say the dumbest thing possible. Unfortunately, you'll never be in the same league as Albert Baudry (who still can't tell left from right) or KangenAlec (who thinks daylight is caused by light gasses that the sun activates and the sun doesn't make any light of its own). So just stop posting entirely.
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  122. When the yoga teacher you get your nonsense from writes songs denying the holocaust happened and calling 1940s Adolf, (and this is a direct quot) "Cool, and not a bad guy", what part of that makes you want to listen to him on any subject?
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  123. The moon's surface is called Regolith. It is roughly similar to most earth rocks, but obviously without the oxygen that composes so many earth minerals.
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  124.  @FlatEarthKiller  Being able to dupe dumb people means you're only slightly less dumb than they are. Also, Dubay is not a flat earther, he's a con man who knows perfectly well that the Earth is a sphere.
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  125. All flerf models are invalid, because the earth is not flat. Moron.
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  126. We know far more about flat earth than you do, because we know it's utter horseshit, and you don't.
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  127. So that's 0/10 on the challenges for you.
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  128. They didn't have any content before, either.
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  129. They laughed at you because you fell for one of the dumbest hoaxes in all of human history.
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  130. Airplanes in WW2 had trouble navigating because navigational instruments were very primitive. The maps were and are perfectly fine. Learn before you speak.
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  131.  @autumnpendergast9151  Don't have to go into space to know the earth is a sphere. Proving it is a task so simple that small children can trivially do it. Don't project your complete and total failures as a functioning human being onto the rest of us.
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  132. The climate at the equator does change. Just much less than elsewhere because the amount of change in solar energy received is much lower than towards the poles.
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  133. There is no dialogue with mentally ill people.
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  134. Flerfs are all imbeciles. You're not an exception.
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  135. @SkullpunkArt Nah, it's been running for 10 years.
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  136. Funner fact: There was a total solar eclipse 10 days ago that was only visible in Antarctica.
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  137. I have watched it. That video is terrible because its basic premise is utterly flawed: The shape of the earth is not an opinion. There is no middle ground. Either you know it's a sphere or you're stupid and wrong.
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  138. The chief priest of the flat earth movement is an unabashed holocaust denial and Adolf worshiper. Maybe look to your own hypocrisy and get an education, flerf.
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  139. You have never in your entire life seen flat water. It doesn't exist.
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  140. Took two sentences into your post to realize what a catastrophic moron you are. I didn't bother reading the rest.
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  141.  @liverdetox84  It's not a story, it's your life. Do better with it.
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  142. If a tree falls down and no one hears it, then no, it doesn't make a sound. Sound is a construct of the animal kingdom to interpret vibrations. If a tree falls it will cause a lot of things to vibrate the air as a part of its energy transference. But without any animal creature to 'hear' those vibrations, then it made no sound. Sound only exists in the animal brain.
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  143.  @jwil2414  You can't debunk a challenge, simpleton. You complete them. Nobody ever has.
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  144. Ghost hunters and bigfoot believers do not base their lives around these things, nor do they attempt to use their belief to discredit all of science. Flerfs do.
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  145.  @craigmunro2008  At 60 miles with a 6 foot tall person standing at sea level, the obscured part of an object is 2166 feet, not 2400. Your formula doesn't work against reality, the height of things matters, and your yoga teacher lies about everything because he knows that you will never bother to check him and will just repeat it like a good little parrot.
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  146.  @ionm1307  God doesn't exist, and trying to scare people with your invisible sky faerie is more than a little pathetic. Why don't you use facts, math, science, or logic? Answer: Because you have none of those things.
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  147. A ballpark estimate for the diameter of the ice wall is something like 60,000 miles. No, they can't explain it. They can't explain anything.
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  148. That will teach you to try to go to Antarctica.
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  149. Flat earther videos are delisted in YouTube's algorithm, so you have to specifically search for them by name. If you want the pure, undistilled gibberish, try CC Chris, or Level Earth Observer. Do NOT bring Eric Dubay into it. While he is by far the most popular flat earth youtuber out there, his holocaust denial and open worship of 1940's Adolf disqualifies him as someone to show to any students.
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  150. So that would be zero challenges for you then.
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  151. A crater made by...what? Derp.
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  152. Odd that you decide that your lack of ability to think is evidence of the shape of the Earth.
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  153. You insult all of humanity with your ignorance, lies, denial, and IQ of a carrot.
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  154. Large chunk of land with a lot of ice on top. One of the biggest active volcanoes in the world is Mt. Erebus, which is on Antarctica.
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  155. The moon disappears because the sunlight is shining on the "back" side of it, from our perspective, which means that no light from the moon is coming towards the Earth. It also means the sun is out when the moon is that close, so the brightness of the sun drowns out the already barely-existing light from the moon. Thus - you cannot see it.
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  156. There is a Chrome extension that allows it.
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  157.  @fatalx916  Earthrise. Photo taken on a film camera in 1968. Irrefutable proof. Note that "HUR HUR NASA FREEMASONS FAKE CGI!" does not refute anything.
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  158. That's not a theory. Every time you see a shooting star, the earth got a little bigger and a little heavier.
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  159.  @Fueltilities-qf9fo  Go listen to Nathan Oakley for 2 minutes and then tell us about people shouting and being angry.
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  160.  @kirboioioi2291  All maps are slightly wrong unless they are maps of a very small area. It's impossible to make a flat map of a spherical object without distorting something or having a bunch of weird gaps like the cut orange version...gaps make the map fairly impractical to actually use.
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  161.  @theophilusmaccado6101  1.2 billion Hindus know about Ganesh. You're outnumbered.
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  162.  @theophilusmaccado6101  It does, actually. You're all wrong. If god actually existed, people wouldn't believe other things.
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  163. How much do you get paid for being an ignorant fool? Zero. And yet you continue to persist with your ignorance and stupidity. Earth is a sphere.
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  164. YouTube removed dislikes from every single video several weeks ago. Quit being dumb.
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  165. Flat earthers cannot explain anything about reality. Literally nothing.
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  166. They can't even come up with an explanation for day and night.
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  167. So you have no idea how lenses work. Not really a surprise.
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  168. Except none of that is true.
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  169. Water is not a flat surface. Flat water is impossible. It cannot exist.
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  170.  @awi9053  NASA, the Soviets, Israel, China, India, Japan, the EU. All of them have been to the moon. The Indian one didn't land so well, but it was a good first try.
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  171. Thanks Andrea for demonstrating why you should never post using only the auto-complete on your phone.
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  172. How about this; you wait for...whatever the hell you're talking about. We'll wait for you to learn how to write an English sentence at the level of a first grader. Deal?
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  173. Mobius strip earth is not a thing.
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  174. I have seen. It isn't.
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  175. Submarines do not keep level with the ocean floor. What idiocy is this?
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  176.  @anthonyway2592  Yes, you are the idiot. At least you can admit it.
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  177. Can't see Albuquerque either, can ya?
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  178. They do not have an explanation for anything.
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  179. Why would he have anything against them? They are armed to the teeth and lighting the menorah.
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  180. You started off with a bad lie and went downhill from there. You've never learned anything.
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  181. Cool story, flerf. Go back to school and start over.
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  182. We think that you should stop listening to Nathan Oakley who has no clue what he's talking about, and maybe read a book. Here's a primer: The "thermo" in thermodynamics refers to HEAT not the movement of air molecules.
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  183.  @Mikespeed51  And yet it is correct. Water in low earth orbit is in free fall. It is not in zero gravity. Nowhere in the universe has no gravity.
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  184. The Adolf worshiping yoga teacher you get your 'facts' from would put you in a gas chamber if he could.
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  185. People who think the bible is a science book are imbeciles, according to me.
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  186.  @theoriginal2331  You don't have any map at all of flat earth. You have the azimuthal equidistant projection of the globe that you stole and try to pretend it's a map of flat earth because you're incapable of making a map of your own.
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  187.  @petroleumalley  No, theoretically it could not float in the air without touching the earth. It would have to be anchored somewhere...lots of somewheres, actually. Holding it up with balloons wouldn't do it.
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  188.  @petroleumalley  Theoretically...would require that there be no atmosphere. Therefore it's not theoretically, it's impossible. Saturn is eating its own rings, they aren't stable, and they are very far outside of its nominal atmosphere.
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  189.  @njabulomgabwamafu4722  You're not telling the truth. You're spouting your opinion.
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  190. So that's 0 challenges completed for you. Nobody is surprised.
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  191. All flat maps are wrong. The degree of wrongness depends on how large an area the map depicts. The bigger the territory it shows, the less accurate it is. We put up with those inaccuracies because fitting a globe in your glove box is inconvenient, and in order to show a street map size of a city, you'd need that globe to be about 10 kilometers in diameter.
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  192. I bet Anthony Hopkins eats people all the time. I saw it in a movie once, therefore he must be like that all the time. You're a moron.
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  193. Why exactly would NASA spend all that money appeasing reality denying cabbageheads who will just deny it all regardless?
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  194. Just because you're a moron with no understanding of physics or gravity doesn't mean the rest of us are so massively impaired.
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  195.  @truthseekerlucy9823  Never fails. Anyone who calls themselves truth will only tell the dumbest lies imaginable.
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  196. Aww, poor widdle flerf imbeciles got his fee-fees hurt by the big bad scientist.
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  197. No, that was 10 challenges. You failed at all of them and are a moron.
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  198.  @awi9053  I know what you mean. But what you mean is stupid and wrong. Water is never flat. Not ever. It cannot exist. The oceans are not flat.
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  199. The ocean is not 70% of the earth. It's far less than 1%.
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  200.  @norwegianguy9480  The word literally differentiates from using a word or phrase metaphorically. Sorry if language is so confusing for you.
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  201.  @craigmunro2008  "Across lake Michigan" is a meaningless statement. Lake Michigan is a large lake. Where is across? What EXACT spot at you standing at? I mean exact. Down to the inch. Can't answer? Well, that's because you did no experiment yourself. You're relying on a photo that flerf con men use.
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  202. Anyone who went through middle school physics and didn't spend the whole time smoking in the bathroom or playing hookie can explain it to you. I could, but I don't see any reason to. It's not like you actually want to learn anything.
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  203.  @GrigorisDeoudis  Nazi Dubay is a failed yoga instructor and high school dropout who, when not composing songs praising Hitler and denying the holocaust, puts out scam videos to con idiots like you out of their money. Why do you support Nazis?
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  204. You should spend less time listening to a failed yoga teacher who worships Hitler, and more time reading an elementary school science textbook.
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  205. Only if you define "recent history" as 2,000 years ago. Earth has been known to be a sphere for a very long time.
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  206. The tennis ball does not weigh 6 septillion tons. If you take a tennis ball and give it a quick flick so it spins twice per second (which is much less than 1,000 mph), the water will fly off. Problem is, if the earth spun around at twice per second, it would not be going 1000 mph (which is a bad way to measure spin), it would be going 170,000,000 mile per hour. Scale matters.
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  207. The bible is evidence of nothing.
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  208. This has to be a troll. Nobody could genuinely be this dumb.
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  209. Nobody can explain the figments of your imagination, least of all you.
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  210.  @rubensimmons  You haven't done any of them, because none of them can be done. It's a confluence of two facts: 1) The earth is a sphere, so any attempt to prove it is flat will fail 2) You're a complete and total fucking moron who probably can't even tie his own shoes without help.
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  211. All the different ways? No flerf has ever successfully accomplished even one of the ten challenges.
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  212. I mean, the male emperor penguins sit on the ice shelf in Antarctica for 3 months without eating while they hatch their eggs...but ok, I'm sure you know.
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