Youtube comments of Lord Skeptic (@Lord_Skeptic).

  1. There is a theory that Ted exaggerated Barney's actions and downplayed his own
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  2. how old is the universe 1. about 13820000000 years 2. about 6000 years 3. I am not going to get into a religious debate with you
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  3. I am surprised no one made an amnesia joke
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  4. 3 barleycorns
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  5. 888 the number of the feast
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  6. DEAR DEIRDRIE HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK. BRIAN BLESSED.
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  7. I divided by 0 and my paper set on fire
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  8. patient: i think i am a dog psychiatrist: get on the couch patient: i am not allowed on the couch
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  9. 10:34 I did not know talking bollocks was an Olympic event
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  10. I prefer the term intense research of an individual
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  11. Passengers travelling to hogwarts please be aware that the train has been diverted to platform 6 2/3
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  12. erectile dysfunction. it is not hard.
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  13. it rained for 40 days. typical british weather.
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  14. would you prefer the multiple choice options to be 1. greek letters b. cyrilic letters γ. numbers г. latin letters
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  15. If there is anything bigger than my ego I want it destroyed. Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference.
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  16. Science: who lives in a pineapple under the sea
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  17. how old is the universe 1. about 13820000000 years 2. about 6000 years 3. I am not going to get into a religious debate with you
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  18. has he done a preston
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  19. release the leopard. that reminds me of the monty python sketch. self defense against fresh fruit.
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  20. Unicorns do exist. They are a type of rhinoceros.
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  21. The way I would group the dots together would depend on how the dots were laid out
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  22. the boy who cried wolf 3. this one is a real film honest.
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  23. NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE
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  24. if the answer is 42 what is the question
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  25. shall we just check Bond is dead before we continue with the plan
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  26. We want a shrubbery. One that looks nice and is not too expensive. We want another shrubbery and then a tree chopped down with a herring.
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  27.  @arthurbulan  there are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who do not.
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  28. passengers traveling to hogwarts please be aware the the train has been diverted to platform 6 2/3. that could be for either of them.
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  29. whoever reported this crime to the police. you will have it coming.
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  30. Ikea instructions. Assembly should take 2 hours. That is Swedish for a week. Red dwarf reference.
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  31. 5 4 3 2 1 now. you're only suppossed to blow the bloody doors off.
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  32. 1:24 still staring Woody and Buzz
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  33. In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
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  34. no James that is not a giant peach that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us.
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  35. 0^0=purple. Because aliens do not wear hats.
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  36. We do. We are just not part of the EU.
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  37. how old is the universe. 1. about 13820000000 years old 2. about 6000 years old 3. i am not going to get into a religious debate with you
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  38. I'd rather you not say zombie the term now is differently alive. I could imagine that being said on a comedy horror.
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  39. some viewers may find scences disturbing. some viewers may get ideas.
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  40. are multiple choice exams to easy. 1. yes 2. david beckham
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  41. A frog is an amphibian
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  42. virgin my arse I knew her at school
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  43. The train has been cancelled. This is due to someone hijacking it so they can push their delorean up to 88 MPH.
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  44. I went 29-17=12. 12÷3=4. 17-4=13. I think my method was kind of a hybrid of the 2.
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  45. does this hurt. no. does this hurt. no. does this hurt. (punch)
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  46. question 666: what is the number of the beast
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  47. Can they ask the audience
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  48. My lord I have been in your family since 1532
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  49. and its gold for Ireland. Au.
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  50. and the award for best fake tension moment goes to drum roll please (drum roll) find out after the break
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  51. Bad news Pumba. Simba has been shot by an American dentist.
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  52. the fire alarm has bust. awoga awoga. red dwarf reference.
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  53. Bad news Dorothy
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  54. You said get the door
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  55. CAP (corpse attracted person)
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  56. деая дефядяфе нош до ф тцги озз тне суяфггфс кечьояд (dear deirdrie how do i turn off the cyrillic keybord)
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  57. 0:07 it explains why tigger is always bouncing up and down
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  58. John came 5th and had to eat the soggy biscuit
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  59. invading the creek
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  60. the time traveling toilet. it is called the turdis. bottom.
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  61. buddy holly's last words
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  62. you will count to 3 no more no less not to 4 only to 2 when proceding to 3 5 is way out 1 2 5 3 (explode)
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  63. Moses got anoyed with kids asking him are we nearly there yet are we nearly there yet are we nearly there yet every 5 minutes
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  64. very funny Scotty now beam down my clothes
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  65. you killed my father. no I am your father. we are taking a DNA test on Jeremy Kyle.
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  66. I read that in the Carol Beer (little Britain) voice
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  67. i am del boy trotter and today we are going to clean the chandelier
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  68. beach body ready bitches
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  69. that one is originally from red dwarf
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  70. I am not convinced that Napoleon ever said that
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  71. If Edward II ÷ Henry V = hydrogen peroxide then What is the square root of popeye Little britain reference
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  72. the characters in this book are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to the people living or dead is purely coincidental.
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  73. 16:25 actually you would actually end up with his father's half sister Caroline since William's father's father's 3rd marriage was considered null and void because his divorce from his 1st wife was not valid therefore making William's father illegitimate taking him out of line
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  74. Science: who lives in a pineapple under the sea
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  75. no james that is not a giant peach that is nicki minaj walking away from us
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  76. what is amnesia. a. memory loss b. what was the question again
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  77. 1:49 Emmerde Jack Tu ne peux Pas pêcher Ici. According to Google translate.
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  78. 3:34 it is how many thousands are in front of the first thousand. Since million is one thousand in front of one thousand.
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  79. 0:26 the funny thing is Susie did actually take part in the game in an 8 out of 10 cats episode
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  80. And it's gold for Ireland
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  81. 15:24 ouroborus. It is a symbol for infinity.
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  82. how old is the earth. 1. about 4543000000 years old 2. about 6000 years old 3. i am not going to get into a religious debate with you
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  83. men experiencing the pain of giving birth. old fashiond method: wack him in the bollocks with a cricket bat for 14 hours.
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  84. I am the hungry caterpillar. I have an eating disorder. I will eat anything in no particular order.
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  85. Barry Roberts russell howard said swidon lawnmower kerfuffle.
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  86. 5:50 different combinations. 1,1 1,2 1,3 1,4 1,5 1,6 2,1 2,2 2,3 2,4 2,5 2,6 3,1 3,2 3,3 3,4 3,5 3,6 4,1 4,2 4,3 4,4 4,5 4,6 5,1 5,2 5,3 5,4 5,5 5,6 6,1 6,2 6,3 6,4 6,5 6,6 That is 36 different combinations
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  87. 9:37 that is at the equator. At the poles it is 40007.863KM.
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  88. In the UK we consider North America and South America as different continents
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  89. the winner of the sucide bomber of the year goes to (explosion)
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  90. over thousands of millions of years life gradually evolved
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  91. the wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long. the brakes are fucked.
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  92. chav exam. question 1: what you looking at.
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  93. owls cannot turn their heads 360°. they do manage 270°.
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  94. Homer Simpson
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  95. Charlie in the chocolate factory. Lovely girl that Charlie.
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  96. A thing I preferred in the previous video is it showed the years they would have been monarch. It also showed the lineage from Charles II to Diana. A thing I preferred about this video is it also showed the descendents of Sophia's siblings. One thing he could have done though was shown how the line of succession changed during the time of William III & Mary II and Anne.
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  97. extension to the french exam question. australian exam. guess where I am going with this one.
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  98. Erin McGrady you forgot about the shrubbery
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  99. apart from the human. the only animal to enjoy having sex is the dolphin. i had to shag a lot of animals to find that out.
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  100. 12:15 there is a P in the LGBT+. It stands for polyamorous. LGBTQIAPK. lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersexual, asexual, polyamorous, kink. I think there are other ones. I cannot remember them. It just seems like a ridiculously long initialism defeating the purpose of initialisms. The point of initialisms is they are supposed to be short.
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  101. 3:21 the lion king is a remake itself. The original film is Kimba the white lion.
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  102. 44 people had their pubes singed by a bunsen burner when they tried experimenting in the bedroom
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  103. the stories in this book are not meant to be taken litterally.
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  104. the t rex could not do that with their short arms. that is why they were always a bit grumpy
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  105. The joke was we have a hung jury. You can put your trousers back on now. Well Hung is another way of saying big genitals. It is a play on words.
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  106. Purple. Because aliens do not wear hats.
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  107. Respond to description. That is Ellie Taylor not Olga Koch.
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  108. Dear Deidre. I have been going out with a porn star. The other day she found out.
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  109. Here I am in the sea where I have found a pineapple. Hopefully there should be a sea sponge and their pet snail inside.
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  110. hell toupee. that reminds me of an episode of the simpsons.
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  111. houston we are about to crash into uranus. oh grow up this is serious.
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  112. It is not really a nugget it is more of a splat
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  113. something about travel. yeah I said it.
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  114. Erin McGrady african or european. I don't know that.
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  115. I think it means the speed limit has been factorialised
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  116. how old is the universe a. about 13820000 years b. about 6000 years c. i am not going to get into a religious debate with you
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  117. δεας δειςδςιε μοω δο ι τυςη οξξ τπε θςεεκ κελβοαςδ (dear deirdrie how do i turn off the greek keyboard)
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  118. If Edward II ÷ Henry V = hydrogen peroxide then What is the square root of popeye Little britain reference
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  119. 4:13 D'OH
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  120. There are actually 8 Maccabees books. Only 5 of them have survived though.
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  121. And the award for best fake tension moment goes to Find out after the break
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  122. Indefinitely
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  123. do not eat if seal is broken. seal can mean the bit that seals the packet. it could also mean that some of the biscuits are in the shape of seals (the animal).
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  124. Reminds me of a joke. One: I am quick at maths Two: what is 12×300 One: 1000 Two: that was not even close One: It was quick though
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  125. 15:50 you should do a video expanding on that genealogy
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  126. Red dwarf
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  127. swearing exam. how many fucking times do you have to fucking well say fuck in the same fucking sentance.
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  128. drugs test. which one shall we test tonight.
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  129. Science: who lives in a pineapple under the sea
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  130. 6:27 Peter griffin has been to space. During a chicken fight.
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  131. drugs test. which one shall we test tonight.
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  132. one that looks nice and is not too expensive
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  133. The victim who was killed with the can of deodorant was julius caesar. His last words were et tu brut.
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  134. after 10 minutes of wondering in the desert kids kept asking are we nearly there yet are we nearly there yet are we nearly there yet every 5 minutes
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  135. this way to the agnostic meeting. or is it.
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  136. TheRealXboxNerd at least 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not grumpy
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  137. деая ввс нош до ф снаибе му кеуьояд зяом суяфггфс то гаттфи геттеяэ. (dear bbc how do i change my keybord from cyrillic to latin letters.)
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  138. I only exploited ethnic minorities to show how bad racism is
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  139. If there is anything bigger than my ego I want it destroyed. Hitchhiker's guide to galaxy reference.
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  140. I have been frozen in time for 1000 years. big deal smeghead.
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  141. When I hear a double entendre I take it both ways
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  142. If there is anything bigger than my ego I want it destroyed. Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference.
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  143. Prepare for the epic fight that will cost exactly half the budget of the entire film
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  144. Haircut 17. Do you not mean heaven 17. Or haircut 100.
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  145. Daddy bear: someones been sleeping in my bed. Mummy bear: which thot is it this time.
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  146. I only exploited gays to show how bad homophobia is
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  147. Alright I am the Messiah. Now fuck off.
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  148. we will now attempt to talk to the survivors of the cliff fall. i have told you once.
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  149. can you play jozxyqk in scrabble now
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  150. left you pillock. you never listen to me.
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  151. now for the drugs test. which one shall we test tonight.
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  152. this should be done as a rap battle
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  153. it has 4 weeks since my last proper meal and now i am beach body ready bitches
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  154. There is a drink called a entendre. A double is a large one.
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  155. A Double entendre is when it can be taken both ways
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  156. 2:57 there was also the 10 shilling note
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  157. very funny scotty now beam down my clothes
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  158. If autocorret make a mistake just swear out loud
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  159. very funny scotty now beam down my clothes
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  160. In the UK we say there are 7 1. Europe 2. Asia 3. Africa 4. Oceania 5. North America 6. South America 7. Antarctica
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  161. something twice the size of the royal barge has just hoved into view between the sheets. Blackadder.
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  162.  @louaytheking9989  how many inches in a mile. Selena Gomez - tell me something I don't know.
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  163. He did it twice. Then the 3rd time he told them when it actually was happening they did not believe him. That is the joke here is that the first 2 films were advertised yet they turned out to not be real films so they are saying that the 3rd one will be and people will not believe it.
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  164. 3:20 11 days 13 hours 46 minutes 40 seconds
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  165. If you are not having an affair then whose squarepants are these
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  166. 0:33 42 miles
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  167. 7:42 he rewrote the lyrics for Princess Diana
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  168. who's line is it anyway is british
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  169. that is the joke. it is paradox humour. it is an anacronism. the anacronism is the joke.
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  170. one of these condoms has not got a hole in it. are you feeling lucky punk.
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  171. aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh
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  172. question 616: what is the original number of the beast
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  173. prey pray. it is a homophone.
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  174. i am a roman pagan. accept hercules.
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  175. I found a place called narnia in the back of my wardrobe. it is where I hide my porn.
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  176. That is the joke. It is play on words.
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  177. and the award for best fake tension moment goes to drum roll please (drum roll) find out after the break.
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  178. деая тесниогочу ряочяамме нош до ф тцяи тне кеуьоягд то фатфи геттеяз. (dear technology programme how do i turn the keybord to latin letters)
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  179. saffysaffyrocks Jesus said to John come forth and receive eternal life. John came 5th and had to eat the soggy biscuit.
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  180. (buzzer)
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  181. I would like to make complaint about gordon ramsey's f word programme. what a c word.
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  182. donald trump. explain.
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  183. 3!
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  184. I said 3! Not 3. 3!=3×2×1=6
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  185. 888. The number of the feast.
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  186. No songs are truly original. They all will have influence from a previous artist.
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  187. I asked a barmaid for a double entendre so she gave me one
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  188. Hermione was showing Ron how to use his wand. I bet she was.
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  189. what is the best way to cheat at who wants to be a millionaire a. cough
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  190. To the person who invented the number zero. thanks for nothing.
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  191. There is a 5 Maccabees. It is part of the Syriac bible.
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  192. 6:56 I am acrophobic
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  193. welcome to fart attack. sorry for the name of the show it is a smelling mistake. i am your host neil pumpcanon. ant mcpartlin - sm:tv live
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  194. 0:42 any bird who wants to chain herself to railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote. Blackadder.
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  195. One can walk between Africa, Asia and Europe as well. They are all connected by land.
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  196. He also said that they can consent. To me that means he does not have a problem with acting upon it and probably would act upon it.
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  197. Bonnie has got some new toys. Their names are also Woody and Buzz.
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  198. Houston the rocket is knackered. apollo 13 UK the knackered rocket.
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  199. If Edward II ÷ Henry V = hydrogen peroxide. What is the square root of popeye. Little britain reference.
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  200. We British do use a hybrid. We are not getting rid of the British pint. That is British culture.
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  201. Coming soon the new romantic novel by Milton Jones. The lighthouse keeper.
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  202. 2:51 yes that is a real number
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  203. Ellie Taylor
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  204. Vampire bats are a real creature
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  205. red dwarf
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  206. Me: male. You: female (preferably).
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  207. I have got a PHD. a pretty huge (you know) that was off friends.
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  208. What sort of a chance does that give me
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  209. it is just baking powder. i am pissed off now as i have paid 60 grand for it.
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  210. thank god i am an atheist. i am actually an agnostic i was doing an oxymoron joke. thank god i am an agnostic. maybe.
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  211. craking heroin gromit
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  212. another brick in the wall
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  213. amy is 16. at least she said she was. how much trouble are you in.
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  214. It is a spongebob reference
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  215. over thousands of millions of years life gradually evolved
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  216. if 42 is the answer what is the question
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  217. that is in the 1960 version of the film
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  218. did you witness this crime. if you did you will keep your mouth shut if you know what is good for you.
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  219. 2:06 that should have happened on night at the museum
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  220. 0:07 Rimmer
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  221. 11:54 no lives matter
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  222. the agony aunt
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  223. It is 16 in the UK
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  224. Thor. You will be amazed at how problems can be solved by a big man with a massive hammer. Ed Byrne.
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  225. Dear Deirdre. I have been going out with a porn star. The other day she found out.
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  226. Central America is from Guatemala to Panama. Although some people might say Mexico is part of Central America.
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  227. drugs test: which one shall we test tonight.
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  228. 50% of the comments: someone explain the Timmy joke
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  229. cassablanca. remake. of all the space bars in all the universe you had to rematerialise in mine. red dwarf.
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  230. John came 5th and had to eat the soggy biscuit
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  231. It is purple because aliens do not wear hats
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  232. houston the rocket is knackered. apollo 13 UK the knackered rocket.
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  233. Misanthrope is a strong term. I prefer the term negative egalitarian.
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  234. The OP was quoting Blackadder
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  235. Very funny Scotty now beam down my clothes
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  236. 101
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  237. the traffic on that road is horrendous. are we off air. i will have a quiet journey home. coupling reference.
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  238. The phrase what the dickens has got nothing to do with Charles. Shakespeare did actually use it in one of his plays.
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  239. Do you not know the story of the boy who cried wolf
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  240. Adam said from this day forward I am an atheist and I have decided that humans evolved from (looks around pointing) apes.
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  241. It is the £tree(grahams number) question
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  242. A Double entendre is when it can be taken both ways
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  243. WHO SWITCHED THE BAKING POWDER WITH THE PROZAC
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  244. 42
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  245. God is love. Terms and conditions apply.
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  246. Are rhetorical questions necessary?
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  247. 2:40 I could imagine that one happening on red dwarf
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  248. I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my life style
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  249. 0:41 that is what Mrs. Bennett is really thinking
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  250. 25.80697
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  251. Liam Vance it would be boron aswell
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  252. flying high
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  253. torah is part of the bible. it is the 1st 5 books.
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  254. i prefer the scissor sisters version. mind you i did hear that version first. when i first heard the pink floyd version i thought i sounded too slow and i still do.
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  255.  @Howyaduing  I wish I never let him out in the first place
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  256. what about unchained melody
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  257. Was it quagmire. Grizzly grizzly.
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  258. Family Guy did that joke. It was Peter to Consuela. Peter: does it smell like chloroform. Consuela: no no no. (thud)
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  259. Depends on the isotope of carbon. Carbon does not always have 6 neutrons.
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  260. It's nothing special
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  261. das boot 123 techno
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  262. i have aspergers i also know that it is bollocks
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  263. over millions of years life gradually evolved
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  264. are we nearly there yet
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  265. chaos theory. terra comes out of chaos. roman paganism joke.
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  266. these are some toy cars. that is the last time i buy anything off ebay it does not show the actuall size.
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  267. Missed out Edgar though. Between Harold II and William I.
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  268. thou shall not wear light up shoes
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  269.  @EebstertheGreat  true about imperial. Our speed limits are done in MPH (miles per hour). Our pubs serve beer in pints. (That is more of a cultural thing though)
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  270. And the dish is running with the spoon
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  271. the train to hogwarts has been diverted to platform 6 2/3
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  272. Let's introduce metric time
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  273. It is called crunckcore
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  274. I am acrophobic
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  275. The borders were drawn around the natural occuring oil that we (British) had found that they were not looking for. Al Murray.
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  276. What they should do with these kiddie fiddlers is round them up and put them on an island and if they want to fiddly diddly anyone they have to fiddly diddly each other. Al Murray.
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  277. houston the rocket is knackered. apollo 13 UK the knackered rocket.
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  278. I think the 2nd one is the best. The 3rd one I do like. However I feel like the 3rd one does not have a race against time like the 1st 2 did. I kind of feel like some of the events in the 3rd one could have been prevented.
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  279. A lot of people going on about unbutoning the zip. Most trousers with a zip have a button at the top of the zip. She means unbutoning the button at the top of the zip.
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  280. random things with stuff
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  281. It rained for 40 days. That is an average summer in the UK.
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  282. 3:19 we British use imperial as well. Well if you want to more precise we actually use a hybrid. To be More precise we are imperial / metric selective.
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  283. If you want to save time those numbers can be written as E2.08#4 E1.1#5
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  284. making extratone music in need for speed: it's over 9000
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  285. 9:22 nowhere in the bible does it say one cannot lie. It is however a sin to make false accusations.
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  286. It was a joke. The original post was quoting Homer Simpson.
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  287. 1:05 42
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  288.  @Stalinko  we British regard Europe and Asia as different continents
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  289.  @ThePlatypus18  EU and Europe are different. Europe is a continent where as EU is a polical party. Europe and Asia are actually divided at the Ural mountains in Russia (and Kazakhstan (some people classify Kazakhstan as all in asia )), The black Sea in Turkey, the caspian sea and the where Georgia, Azerbaijan and Armenia border turkey and Iran (on saying that some people would say the Caucasus mountains). Africa and Asia are actually divided by the suez canal. The North America South America border would be at the Panama Colombia border (or the Panama canal).
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  290. 0:58 tango tango diet lilt and a fanta. The thin blue line.
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  291. Houston this rocket is knackered. Apollo 13 UK the knackered rocket.
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  292. 13:37 they were both male and female. It is where the word hermaphrodite comes from.
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  293. In the beginning the universe was created this has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move
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  294. One can only time travel into the future. However the universe does regenerate every 10^^3^2.08 years. So if one travels into the past they are really traveling into the future when that time happenes again.
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  295. 5:07 there is an ale called the dogs bollocks
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  296. if 42 is the answer then what is the question
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  297. 1:40 he would go for the feet
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  298. If it is about the spelling then you should have said it is spelt
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  299. it is not that complicated. Engkand? Never heard of it. Also what has that got to do with anything I said.
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  300. The wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long. The brakes are fucked.
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  301. Time of death. Bob. Sorry 8:08.
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  302. Daddy bear: somebody's been sleeping in my bed. Mummy bear: probably some thot again.
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  303. shall we use the invisibility potion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower
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  304. so Mr. Bond. does he have a beard.
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  305. No James that is not a giant peach that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us
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  306. They are using the word apology quite loosely. I staring to think that apology is a sarcastic way of saying blaming their victim.
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  307. i have aspergers and i am not bothered about horses
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  308. Science: who lives in a pineapple under the sea
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  309. shall we use the invisibility potion to spy on Hermonie whilst she is having a shower
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  310. why might you use a bit of rubber hose pipe
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  311. 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps. The episode where Johnny gets shot.
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  312. A metric hour is the equivalent of 2 hours 24 minutes. Metric minute is 1 minute 26.4 seconds. Metric second is 0.864 seconds.
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  313. I did not know photons were Catholic
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  314. We didn't receive any messages and Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump breasted pigeon
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  315. I thought the method of weighing all 50 stacks individually was fine. After all that it just sounded like overcomplicating something simple.
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  316. Stalemate is when the king is not in check yet the only legal moves would put it in check
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  317. The God you love has gone he lies broken by your shame the thing that took his place already died Gary Numan - listen to my voice
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  318.  @Dragon1813  alright then leave
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  319. And take your book with you
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  320. 0:11 I can easily disprove that. - holds up Mrs. Peacock card -
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  321. 20:11 I find Darius of Persia a very important character in the bible. From his reign you can work out when previous events in the bible are said to have happened.
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  322. Joker: I will be back Batman: somehow I do not think you will be
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  323. Sat nav: Turn right (Crash) Sat nav: Sorry left
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  324. One has 8 fingers, 2 thumbs, 8 toes and 2 halluces.
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  325. I just thought I would mention it. Although both of them are classified as tetrapods.
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  326. how fast does the bpm have to be before it is considered proper extratone
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  327. 11:22 she was also a descendant of both king Stephen and Harold II
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  328. How about hurricane by Bridgit Mendler
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  329. Bedrock vapourised. Is that the last episode of the Flintstones.
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  330. 0:50 Robert was the oldest
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  331. houston the rocket is knackered. apollo 13 UK the knackerd rocket.
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  332.  @ChatPOPPAT  maybe is one word
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  333.  @_viruzt  that is a theory as well. That the playbook is actually Ted's.
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  334. there is a bomb on the bus we think we know who has got it yet we might seem racist if we get it wrong
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  335. He meant when the hands are full. One can carry the doughnuts on his penis.
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  336. Well thankfully Holly's unaffected
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  337. oocares what about unlikely things to read in pagan mythology books.
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  338. we thought the seance was a rock band. only fools and horses paraphrase.
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  339. fandabidozy. that is what I say when I ejaculate. Phil Jupitus - it's only TV but I like it.
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  340. Matthew Shedden she is not famous from a talent show
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  341. I doubt a lot of people (outside Sanskrit pagans) would of heard of the first 2. I had not. I had to look it up. Also Torah is part of the Bible. It is the first 5 books. Also it is Mahābhārata and Rāmāyana. (According to Wikipedia)
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  342. That was my point as well
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  343. What are you going to do. Bleed on me.
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  344. how old is the universe. a. about 13820000000 years old b. about 6000 years old c. i am not going to get into a religious debate with you
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  345. 42
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  346. buddy holly's last words
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  347. 1940s
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  348. bird of prey is a song originally by jim morrison then remixed by fatboy slim that is why i said flying high.
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  349. bird of prey flying high in the summer sky flying high
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  350. Purple. Because aliens do not wear hats.
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  351. the greco-roman pagan version of the devil is tartarus
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  352. vegan option. you can fuck off.
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  353. i do like prince. i do not think we should finger him though.
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  354. sign with motorbike over car: this way to the stunt show
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  355. A little village that has made a big name for itself
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  356.  @briefmortal11  no. It is a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden.
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  357. Jokes do not have to be accurate. Sometimes the grammar has to be wrong in order for the joke to work.
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  358. i have always felt like innuendo is bohemian rhapsody 2
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  359. 3:18 the time traveler is called George
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  360. in the 1960 film he was called George. I did put that after the orginal post.
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  361. if we look through the telescope we can see the biggest black hole. point the telescope at the sky will you. peeping tom joke.
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  362. 13 is less than 22
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  363. It is at 1:57
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  364. crunkcore has been in the charts
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  365. don derew it is not even level. surely mountains are the clue.
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  366. I can't help falling in love with you (Elvis Presley, UB40) always on my mind (Elvis Presley, pet shop Boys) Tainted love (Gloria Jones, soft cell, Marilyn Manson) Moonlight shadow (Mike Oldfield, groove coverage) Crime of passion (Mike Oldfield, bamble b) Mad world (tears for fears, Michael Andrews - Gary Jules, Jan Wayne) Because the night (Patti Smith, Jan Wayne, cascada) To be honest a lot of EDM songs are covers.
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  367. It is a bit like a two ronnies sketch. Nuts Milord.
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  368. That was the earth not the universe
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  369. Emu what about unlikely things to read in pagan mythology books
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  370. Jesus can you turn this wine back to water. I am driving.
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  371. lets brick up the channel tunnel.
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  372. Mary said I have just been filled with the holy spirit
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  373. Doctor 1: pass me the thingy. Doctor 2: what thingy. Doctor 1: the thingy that is next to the other thingy. Doctor 2: oh you mean this thingy.
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  374. why is this called a diy show when the owners do not do it themselves
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  375. when I said I was a positive person I meant HIV
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  376. hows your lucky pencil case now
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  377. M. A. Packer you can get TVs that show multiple channels at once
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  378. bo×110=c(k)s
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  379. how did the big bang happen. god did it.
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  380.  @roderickclerk5904  he was still King though
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  381. i am the messiah now fuck off Monty python - life of Brian
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  382. chav exam. (wozdat den)
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  383. Sometimes being closed minded is better. I do feel like there is a such thing as being too open minded.
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  384. Dear Deidre I am married to a sex addict every time I just want to do something like type a letter fgfbgf SC FC ABC xf DC CNN HD s GB HD ah fbncs SMH gf GB an
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  385. Very funny Scotty now beam down my clothes
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  386. Andy told his mother that his favourite toys are Woody and buzz and then Andy's mother said that they are her favourite toys as well
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  387. And then they all woke up because it was a dream and science exists
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  388. There are infinity numbers bigger than tree(3). Tree(3) is just as far away from infinity as 0 is.
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  389. they are instaling a new toilet on our spaceship. that is useful for 2 reasons. number 1 and of course number 2. big bang theory reference.
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  390. Not safe for work
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  391. 3:22 George III was George II grandson
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  392. 0:04 that is my story
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  393. 11:27 2nd cousins once removed
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  394. Then how am I supposed to know where I am going
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  395. You did use a year 0 in the Jewish years though meaning that your anno mundai is 1 year less than what it should be in the BC years. AM1 is the equivalent of 3761BC. There should be 419 years between 350BC and AD70 and 585 years between 516BC an AD70 since there is no year 0. You do have to subtract 1 if there is no year 0. It is if there is a year 0 that you do nothing.
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  396. The probability is the same if the numbers are the same. Also the odds are 1/7776.
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  397. Scientists in Leicester have proved that there are many deficiencies with that rule
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  398. History is not science
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  399. Ooh er Mrs.
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  400. Whose line is it anyway is British
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  401. 2:36 the technical name for power tower is tetrated
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  402. In the beginning there was the word. The bird is the word.
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  403. They are what we British call pick up lines
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  404.  @Kevin-tz2lv  I do not think Doc was trying to get the horses to pull the delorean up to 88MPH. He was using them to transport the delorean.
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  405. 6:05 they make friends with an ogre
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  406. 7:00 actually if you overline (or bracket) Roman numerals it means it is multiplied by 1000
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  407.  @sandal_thong  thunder. He uses his hammer to create thunder.
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  408. I would have 10 months of 36.5 days in a year. Sometimes the half day is at the start of the month sometimes it is at the end. In a leap year there is an intercalculary day between the two years.
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  409. Maybe they were the skulls of the enemies
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  410. That is not how it comes across though does it. It does not say underneath the skull yes we killed them yet trust us this person was horrid.
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  411.  @patrickmcdade7353  according to Wikipedia there are 8. It is in an article called book of the maccabees. Mind you it is Wikipedia so I do not know how reliable it actually is. There are citations on the page though. Mind you I am not sure how reliable the citations are. There is a 5 maccabees though. There are books that do contain 5 maccabees.
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  412. Foot fetish is called podophilia
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  413. Jedward did a mash up cover of both songs
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  414. If you do not stop I will turn the car around
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  415. I would rather call it arbitrary than man made
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  416. They are British. That is what it is called In the UK. That does make a lot more sense. It is a plural.
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  417. The last was actually Edgar the Atheling. He was between Harold II and William I.
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  418. 1:20 goldfish do not have a 5 second memory. that is a fallacy.
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  419.  @boygenius538_8  actually Europe is a peninsula of Eurasia. Europe and Asia are different geographical areas. Grouped together they are called Eurasia.
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  420. There are 3 yes. Yet North and Central America are classified as 1 continent. I feel like Central America is too small to be classified as a continent and Pan-America is to big that is why the are split into 2. It is the same for Europe and Asia. This is how I classify it. 1. Europe 2. Asia 3. Africa 4. North America (including Central America and the West Indies (Caribbean)) 5. South America 6. Oceania 7. Antarctica I just like the number 7.
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  421.  @gustavogoncalves3900  then why is Afro-Eurasia not classified as one continent
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  422. drugs test: which one shall we test tonight.
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  423. The prophecy predicts that in the year 802701 a time traveler from the year 1899 will show up to defeat the morlocks from the eloi.
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  424. Flies. As in swating flies.
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  425. Either are acceptable
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  426. 1:20 there are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who do not.
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  427. 4AM in the morning. Mike Oldfield - moonlight shadow.
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  428. 12:14 surely it would be M not P since they prefer the term MAPs. There is something called kindergender as well. There is also age dysphoria. I personally feel like kindergender and age dysphoria are just paedophilia with extra steps.
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  429. Who framed Roger rabbit
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  430. 4:14 I have. I wasted a lot of money on stamps. Joke.
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  431. Winnie: Rabbit perhaps you should push with your shoulder and not your fist. Rabbit: don't worry about it.
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  432. 3:09 that probably is what Matthew, Mark and Luke did
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  433. I know. I was saying what 50% of the comments were.
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  434. I before e except after c is disproved by science
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  435. Protons and neutrons are denominations of hadrons. Hadrons are then broken down into quarks. Inbetween the quarks are gluons. Electrons are a denomination of leptons. Quarks and leptons are denominations of fermions. Gluons are a denomination of bosons.
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  436. ​ @pineapplepenumbra either octopuses, octopi or octopodes are correct. Language changes.
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  437. 27:42 and the king Charles spaniel which is a dog with big ears
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  438. Oh my god. They killed Jesus. You ba⭐ds.
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  439. Dear Deidre I am married to a sex addict no matter what I do dfghf b Hf f DC ggf CT Hf dcb GE FFS an HIV z go b dumb DJ
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  440. 2:33 T-rex does not need to masturbate he gets all the women. Cyborcat.
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  441. 5:54 it is 186282.39705 MPS. it is the same as 299792.458 KM/S. I know what sounds faster. Miles are bigger.
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  442. 1:02 MAPphobia would be more accurate. To be honest I think the term would be normal.
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  443. and the award for weirdest fetishist goes straight up my arse.
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  444. 22:48 Edward's descent is 42-48 Michael's descent is 50-53 Alexandra's descent is 55-60 24:15 George's descent is 61-77 Gerald's descent is 78-79
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  445. I do miss something about the dislikes. It is commenting (number of dislikes) have had (insert thing in the video) happened to them.
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  446.  @Sunsetaren  it is probably because I pointed out a few things as well
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  447. As the sperm swim towards the eggs I realized that I have fucked this fried breakfast
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  448. Hieroglyphics version. Eye before Eagle except after seagull.
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  449. The train had been diverted to platform 6⅔ on that day
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  450. I would have had the weekend as 3 Days. octday novday decday.
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  451. what is the best way to cheat at who wants to be a millionaire a. cough
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  452. It rained for 40 days. Typical British weather.
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  453.  @GeoffBosco  true that. 12 has more subdividers. Subdividers of 10: 1, 2, 5. Subdividers of 12: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 (it is a fraction bonanza).
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  454.  @GeoffBosco  for multiplication 10 is brilliant. You just stick a zero at the end or move the decimal point. Job done. It is a number for idiots. For division it is rubbish. Al Murray paraphrase.
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  455. Houston the rocket is knackered. Apollo 13 UK the knackered rocket.
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  456. To the tune of Bon Jovi - livin on a prayer. You've got to hold on to the cricket bat The old batsman was a bit to fat He couldn't run to save his life He's got a fat wife
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  457. They were the victims movements before they died. They were reacting to seeing the murderer.
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  458. She took it both ways
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  459. 12:16 how can his reign be 1422-1161
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  460. in what way would remaking cassablanca be blasphemous. it has nothing to do with religion.
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  461. Dear Deidre I am married to a sex addict no matter what I do hbhhhghgivihhgcuvkhbgcjtbdjcuhgk ftyfjhbhjlnjbgsldrctkm
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  462. 0:05 surely it should be an Australian girl
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  463. we british prefer imperial aswell.
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  464. 0:44 he predicted that one
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  465. 20:29 Ludwig III died in 1921. Ludwig III was also the most senior at that time using absolute primogeniture from Charles I.
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  466. Dear Deidre. I have been going out with a porn star. The other day she found out.
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  467. Over thousands of millions of years life gradually evolved
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  468. I'm not here to save you I'm not your confesser my sins alone could wake the dead Gary Numan - when the world comes apart
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  469. I jogged 15 miles today. And then I went OK you can have your purse back. Emo Phillips.
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  470. We plough the fields and scatter our clothes across the floor. (Stripper music plays)
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  471. Do not argue with the idiots. What and let them win.
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  472. 0:30 George I was 53rd in line when Anne died. That is if you put James II's son James at number 0.
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  473. I thought it was green bottles hanging on the wall and if one green bottles should accidentally fall
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  474. 2:20 yes
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  475. 7:53 really. How interesting.
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  476. I have 4 claimants for Jacobite succession depending on when you want to switch to absolute progeniture. Franz Bavaria. Marie Bavaria (Franz older sister) (absolute progeniture from Charles I (through a different line though (it goes through Ludwig III))). Joaquin (absolute progeniture from Charles Emanuel III). Maria Beatrice (absolute progeniture from Henry VII).
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  477. 17:17 no thankyou. My birthday is on 21st December. I would only get one set of presents.
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  478. Know what you're thinking
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  479. It would take 2^^1000 mathematical symbols to write it in mathematical notation.
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  480. 0:25 they are not Arabic they are Indian. They have being using them for much longer.
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  481. 42
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  482. I know algebra. That question was not answerable.
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  483. I am Roman pagan. I believe this. (Allegorically) they are just using the wrong names.
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  484. Necrophile is such a strong term I prefer the term CAP (corpse attracted person)
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  485. 0:16 welcome to the Australian exam. Guess where I am going with this one.
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  486. 4:42 I say it as 2 to the power of n minus 1 timesed by 2 to the power of 1 less than the value of n.
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  487. They are British. It would be 16.
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  488. How old is the universe 1. About 13820000000 years 2. About 6000 years 3. I am not going to get into a religious debate with you
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  489. Intense research of an individual
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  490. 1:10 it is ice cream
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  491. That is probably not going to work. In reality people who are going after it are probably wanting to rescue the kids.
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  492. This is the b-side of bohemian rhapsody
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  493. Kenza they do jokes about it you mean
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  494. 3:43 31688 years (365.2425 days) 8 months (365.2425÷12 days) 26 days 5 hours 44 minutes 16 seconds Mathematically speaking
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  495. Harry Enfield as Mr. Don't: you don't wanna turn left.
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  496. 3:33 that is what Mr. Darcy is really thinking
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  497. Ethnically selective
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  498. There is a smoothie called innocent
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  499. Move them to ward 13
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  500. At least it makes sense
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  501. 13 is 21 is base 6
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  502.  @SuperStriker7US  George buck Flower was in orgy American style as well. Which is the film that was one of the films in the cinema in the 1st back to the future.
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  503. It is more painful than standing on lego
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  504.  @rosswindsor4384  it is spelt tuberculosis
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  505.  @Alex_goat-fn  they did not spell it right. you did though.
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  506. he died in 1918 of tuberculosis
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  507. 3:45 there are 9×10⁶⁶⁵ 666 digit numbers. 10⁶⁶⁶-10⁶⁶⁵.
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  508. And that is how to start a schism
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  509.  @atticusv668  the they just did! or do you not remember joke went over your head
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  510. Mind you so are mammals
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  511. If you are not having an affair then whose squarepants are these
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  512. 1:40 I prefer to call them pre coital debuters
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  513. There is a home alone 4
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  514. 3:33 his sisters were called Louise and Nora. That is why we say jeez Louise and bloody Nora.
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  515. 2:50 fetus deletus
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  516. Ammanuel gabber is an EDM
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  517. Torah is part of the Bible. It is the first 5 books.
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  518. I've been running through the jungle I've been running with the wolves to get to you
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  519. Thou shall not wear light up shoes
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  520. 2:06 OCD sat-nav
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  521. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
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  522.  @navyblazer5516  what do you mean questions in judgement. that makes no sense.
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  523. Nefariously? Don't know that word.
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  524.  @voluntaryismistheanswer  even Kelly and Munch (2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps) made more sense
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  525.  @aintmyfkingway  there is also a theory that the playbook is actually Teds. Also the book got burnt. Jennette blew it up.
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  526. 2:50 fetus deletus
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  527. London kings cross does have a platform 0
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  528. I am the hungry caterpiler. I have an eating disorder. I will eat anything in no paticular order.
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  529. can we at least have 1 day off talking about religion
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  530. And the ram in ramalamadingdong
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  531. Deer Lord ufo just means unidentified flying object
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  532. I like the Jan Wayne version
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  533. this is a red dwarf. why don't you smeging well smeg off you annoying smegy little smeger.
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  534. Dee Saster that is what is called an oxymoron
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  535. That is the old meaning. One used to be able to meet a gay man in a gay bar and have gay sex and there would be no homosexuall connotations whatsoever. Little Britain.
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  536. 1985
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  537. estebanrey what about unlikely things to read in pagan mythology books
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  538. I thought it was I quess it rains down in africa
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  539. dalek: I will self destruct in 5 seconds
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  540. dr pepper is an agnostic drink. south park reference.
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  541. Is faisistí mé noise does travel
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  542. i do not think the jessica simpson version of these boots are made for walking is that bad
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  543. i more for consentration understanding nous and tenacity
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  544. i will do to you what god did to the sodomites
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  545. what did god do to the sodomites
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  546. i can't imagine it was worse than what they used to do to each other. blackadder.
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  547. he said he hates my name is aswell
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  548. Tick it of can can dancers
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  549.  @Noycey64  you promised we wouldn't do fresh fruit this week
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  550. RGL that was not accurate. When they are in medieval England Someone says through them in the Iron Maiden. The Iron Maiden is fictional.
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  551. i love rock and roll was originally by the arrows
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  552. so did the muppets.
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  553. and the fast show
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  554. There are 3 types of people. Those who cannot count and those who are not that much better at it.
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  555. unicorns are mentioned in the bible. after the flood. unicorns are actually a type of rhino.
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  556. we have hit the year 802701. oh fuck. not the morlocks.
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  557. call it cognoscent not know it all
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  558. we have been wondering in the desert for the last 40 years
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  559. John Doe sounds more like an oxymoron
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  560. to me to you
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  561. herpes fully loaded. a documentary about aids.
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  562. pussy no more. I am post op now.
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  563. roses are red violets are blue we're having sex because i'm stronger than you
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  564. ​ @thepittstop because this video was talking about the 1960 film
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  565. noah i am sure we had 2 of every animal not just 2 fat lions
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  566. chestnuts roasting on an open fire. chet get out of it.
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  567. Me too
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  568. No
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  569. this is going strait up my arse
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  570. He looks like a male Ellen Degeneres
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  571. He said he was slower meaning that he was slower to say 6 than he was to say 2
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  572. the answer to life the universe and everything is 42
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  573. Looks like Welsh after about 15 pints
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  574. If you are Welsh substitute it for Albanian
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  575. What joke. What comment.
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  576. fanny vajazzle
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  577. GORDANS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! I am in the wrong film aren't I
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  578. speed: 88 mph if you want to go back to the future
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  579. With the photocopiers
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  580. what are we stoping for what are we stoping for what are we stoping for
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  581. Same as why system bricks are known as lego
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  582. when i touch mike i see them all scatta. scatta as if i have a clutch on a magnum. skrillex, bare noise, foreign beggars - scatta.
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  583. Off not of
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  584. Straight outta Surrey
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  585. I'm British
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  586. R2D2 is a silly name. it could be worse there is one called X5H7.
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  587. I put a curse upon ye
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  588. war is hell. only when you are fucking losing.
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  589. jesus turned the water into wine. typical. i wish he would turn it into cheeky vimto for a change.
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  590. e.t. got boned
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  591. 6. Stop talking bollocks
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  592. ideas. I know. A lot of people just do not understand what it means. That is why I said stop talking bollocks. I was taking the piss.
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  593. pokemon go. i have found voltorb. voltorb. (explode)
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  594. He is called Neil Perry in the 1978 version
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  595. what about rasputin
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  596. Lottery now costs £2
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  597. They did remake Dr. Who
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  598. if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many apples in a bunch of grapes
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  599. purple. because aliens do not wear hats.
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  600. well you cannot say Adam never listened to his wife
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  601.  @sweiland75  I thought it was extratone that was the devils music
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  602. we have good news and bad news. the bad news is you're baby is ginger. the good news is it is dead.
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  603. roses are red violets are blue poppys are crotchless and lilys are see through
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  604. argos. you are not buying another sat nav are you.
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  605. question 1966: what year did england win the world cup
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  606.  @Scuud52  calculators have been around since at least the 17th century. Digital calculators were not invented until the 1970's
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  607. you heard a burning bush talking. what drugs have you been taking,
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  608. Jesus asked for water which he will then turn to wine then Peter says can't you turn it into cheeky vimto this time
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  609. Royle
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  610. dead eиd
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  611. 10 9 8 6 You missed out the 7 I have always had a blind spot for 7's. No problem I'll start lower down. 1 Red dwarf reference.
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  612. when this delorean hits 88 mph you are going to see some serious shit.
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  613. Where is the link. What is the video.
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  614. why have we stoped why have we stoped why have we stoped
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  615. I am reminded of a TV series called sitting ducks
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  616. hermione. cockus ingorgio hankius pankius.
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  617. Is mayonnaise in eurovision
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  618.  @Volvoretta  10 points to gryffindor
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  619. What about petoria
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  620. fuck a zombie
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  621. the splittercore song is diabarha - 40's spilttercore not diabarha - crazy beauties
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  622. let there be light. oh fuck the fuse has blown.
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  623. police officer: it's a refer do you want some sergent it's a refer do you want a blast it's a refer do you want some sergent or would you prefer me to shove it up your arse. refer song.
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  624. and the trafic on the A1 is horrendous. are we off air? we will have a quiet journey home tonight.
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  625. Moses struck the rock to get the supply of water the Israelites needed. drinking water out of a rock who ever thought of that.
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  626. Like a girfaffe wearing dark sunglasses trying to get into a polar bears only golf club
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  627. In order to have a point in space it needs to have a reference point so one might as well use the earth as a reference point
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  628. kiss the sky makes even less sense. he was not a giraffe
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  629. Ron hid his wand in Hermione's box. I bet he did.
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  630. Joseph you are not my father and we will go on Jeremy Kyle to prove it
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  631. welcome to the OCD awards. I have a feeling someone is going to clean up tonight.
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  632. jehova jehova jehova. life of brian.
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  633. bath instalation call Ian Huntley
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  634. if it takes 3 people 10 minutes to run a bath how hot is the water
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  635. purple. because aliens do not wear hats.
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  636. (drill) who is listening to extratone
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  637. MrFixer1967 googolplexion. According to urban dictionary.
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  638. The Clubstep WIZrD And more googolplexianth is 1 followed by googolplexian zeros. (10^^4^100). Also googolplexion (10^10^100)^(10^10^100). According to urban dictionary.
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  639. No, it was Stewie Griffin with his time machine.
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  640. in back to the future when they were watching the honeymooners on 5th november 1955 the episode they were watching did not air until 31st december 1955
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  641. alluha akbar. shut up i am trying to do the sudoku.
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  642. 16:56 the Muslim calendar still does that
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  643. they forgot Gary Numan and Dan Bull
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  644. Mike Oldfield - moonlight shadow. A lot of people think that song is about the assassination of John Lennon.
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  645. I like my women like I like my whiskey. 18 years old and mixed with coke.
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  646. 3:35 let's introduce metric time. 10 hours in a day. 100 minutes in a hour. 100 seconds in a minute. 10 days in a week. 10 months in a year.
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  647. I like the fall and intruder
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  648. Gary Numan changed from electropop to industrial metal
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  649. Pre coital debut
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  650. 51
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  651. Pass the er fucking thing. What thing. The thing that is next to the er fucking other fucking thing.
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  652. I like Ria Lina. She has Asperger's.
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  653. 2:24 they claimed that their equipment let them down. Yes it was working properly. Hugh Dennis - have I got news for you.
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  654. globes are not paticulary accurate either since the earth is not a perfect sphear. it is slightly flatend. the shape is called an oblate sphere.
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  655. Stuart adamson (big country, skids)
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  656.  @straightmalecaucasian1453  they said their names and then the bands they were in
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  657. George Harrison was in the traveling Wilburys and the Beatles. That is why they said George Harrison Beatles, traveling Wilburys. They were mentioning their name and the bands they were in.
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  658. 9:58 to be or not to be and I think there for I am are actually stupid. Neither sentence sounds complete to me.
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  659. 17:55 and Adam and Eve
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  660. 9:11 I am an ambivert
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  661. Saucy
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  662. 1000000 lbs = 446 tons 8 cwt 4 st 8 lbs (71428 st 8 lbs) ton = 20 cwt (hundred weights) 1 cwt = 8 st 1 st = 14 lbs
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  663. I am not a racist I am a misanthrope.
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  664. ​ @tammielynne4089 she was his niece
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  665. ​ @lillianmcrae6541 how far back do you want to go. I can do the result from Henry VII. Maria Beatrice. The same person who it would be using absolute progeniture from Henry VII. The lines are different though.
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  666. ​​ @lillianmcrae6541 if you switch to female preference primogeniture anywhere between Henry VII and James VI/I it does lead to Sophia of Hanover.
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  667. 4:15 I am not sure about those. Especially ABJ.
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  668. I am not very good at speiling either
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  669. Actually no. Minus infinity is just as far away from infinity as 0.
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  670. Houston the rocket is knackered. Apollo 13 UK the knackered rocket.
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  671. That is at 2:20
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  672. I do not believe in luck
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  673. 3:29 it 0.0000020786% (rounded to the nearest 10^-10)
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  674. It is avant garde
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  675. It is possible. It is just very difficult.
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  676. back to the future. the libyans kill doc.
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  677. It is avant garde
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  678.  @ariannadevlinpatton9926  he was sent back to 1884
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  679. There is more holes to stick it in a skeleton
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  680. 75% of people are not good at maths and the other 50% are not that much better
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  681. Erotophonophilia
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  682. Not really. In algebra you can use any letter (as long as that letter has not been used before in the equation (unless it represents the same number)) to represent a none specified number.
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  683. are you trying to tell me everybodys dead
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  684. Slartibartfast: hold my gargleblaster
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  685. Some beans and some beans is 4 beans
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  686. Purple because aliens do not wear hats
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  687. 20:58 that is the one that is famous for its holy hand grenade
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  688. 0:28 Purple looked pink to me
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  689. quote
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  690. 2:53 or an episode of upstart crow which was set it the time of the great plague of London (1603) yet was an allegory for the Coronavirus
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  691. There is a year zero in the astronomical calendar
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  692. There are actually 292 years between the flood and the birth of Abraham
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  693. 14:20 the total is 0 which is an even number
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  694. 0:57 (buzz)
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  695. In place of it they are showing Ronald the replacement bus
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  696. Birthday cards. no weight is there.
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  697. fantabidozzi is what i say when i ejaculate phil jupitus - it's only tv but i like it
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  698. Join the flat Pluto society. They found out Pluto is flat. That is why it is not classified as a planet anymore.
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  699. I meant if it is like all 5s all 4s. You get the idea. Actually the odds are 1/6^5÷5!
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  700. Harry Potter I am your father. That has spoilt the end of the 5th book for people. Dead ringers.
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  701.  @overthecounterbeanie  neither is mathematics
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  702. It is a little bit out since a metre is actually 1/1001965.75 of the distance from the equator to the poles
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  703. 1:22 that is what I like to call an ouroboros.
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  704. Red dwarf
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  705. Jana has different parents to Elon so she is his step sister
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  706. 10 days in a week. Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday octday novday decday. 10 months in a year January February march April May June September October November December.
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  707. he should have done a pause before he said is not your real father
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  708. Red dwarf
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  709. IQ test is not very accurate anyway. Intelligent people can have a tendency to overthink things. They can actually find simple things more complicated than hard things. Someone who is very intelligent can get something wrong out of overthinking. They can interpret something as a trick question and get something wrong out of overthinking as opposed to someone who is less intelligent who will get it right because they did not overthink it.
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  710. That is not an innuendo that is play on words
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  711. Let's ask the host
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  712. Whose lines is it anyway is british
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  713. 13:45 Russia converted in 1918. It is why there are 2 dates given for Rasputin's death. One is Gregorian and one is Julian. Saudi Arabian was the last country to convert in 2016.
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  714. 3:31 11574 days 1 hour 46 minutes 40 seconds
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  715. Jesus turn the wine back to water. I am driving.
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  716. 8:23 hatrið mun sigra
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  717.  @congratsyoufoundmychannel1098  Nicholas II and Wilhelm II were not cousins with eachother. They were both cousins of George V though. Wilhelm on his father's side and Nicholas was on his mother's side.
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  718. Science: who lives in a pineapple under the sea
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  719. It was Marty who was holding the speedometer
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  720. I think Marty just wanted to see how fast the car was going. However they did need some way of transporting it.
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  721. 23:22 this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. 5th dimension.
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  722. I think the word genius is overused
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  723. If we find out what the universe is for it will be destroyed and replaced with something more inexplicable
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  724. That has probably already happened
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  725. ! speed limit factorialised.
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  726. Mike Oldfield and Diana D'Aubigny
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  727.  @blue9139  you can divide by 0!
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  728. Red dwarf
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  729. 1:40 he would be better off round the back where the exhaust pipe is
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  730. Jesus fed the 4000 with bread and fish and then someone said I want waffle fries
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  731. 18:14 James IV's mother was a descendant of Sweyn Forkbeard
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  732. 2:02 that reminds me of spiderplantman
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  733. Do you want to build a snowman. Do I fuck.
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  734. Couillons is another word for them
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  735. I thought ghetto superstar was by Wycliffe Jean when it is actually by pras, ol' dirty bastard, Mya
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  736. Foot fetish: podophilia
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  737. The Bill Nye parts are from an Inside Amy Schumer sketch
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  738. ​ @sydnorth5868 I thought the Australian emergency number was 666
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  739. 10:17 it was by D side originally
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  740. All perfect numbers end in 6 or 28. If it end in 6 the tens digit is odd. Apart from 6.
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  741. 5:36 brian is a time traveler
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  742. what is the best way to cheat at who wants to be a millionaire a. cough
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  743. 10:02 I type comments with one hand. I am holding the iPad in the other hand.
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  744. Ed Gamble
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  745. the big black beast of arrrrgh started chasing after people until the animator died of a heart attack then the beast was no more.
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  746. shall we use the invisiblity postion to spy on hermonie while she is having a shower.
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  747. 2 more have been discovered since
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  748. 9:37 that is at the equator. At the poles it is 40007.863 km.
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  749.  @Kirokill1  you thought what was women
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  750. I don't think comparing 2 songs by the same artist works. 2 songs by Mike Oldfield sound very similar. Moonlight shadow. Man in the rain. That does not mean all of Mike Oldfield's songs sound the same.
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  751. 2:28 does that make him pansexual
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  752. Smalterie Metallurgiche Emiliane Guastalla. Italian for Emilian Guastalla metallurgical enamelling works
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  753. If Edward II ÷ Henry V = hydrogen peroxide then What is the square root of popeye Little britain reference
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  754. 6:35 could have done that as (1/0!)+(1/1!)+(1/2!?)+(1+3!)........+(1/♾️!)
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  755. 8:59 actually no. That is only if all the dice show the same number. Them all showing different numbers is 120 times less than that since there are 120 different combinations. (5!=120) I am using 5! Because the same numbers are used in each combination (eg. The dice have to show the numbers 1,2,3,4,5) A better example would be the combinations in the lottery. The odds of any combination is 1/45057474. 59!÷(59-6)!÷6!=45057474) I am using the UK lottery statistics that is why it is 59.
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  756. 3:35 let's introduce metric time. 10 hours in a day. 100 minutes in an hour. 100 seconds in a minute. 10 days in a week. 10 months in a year.
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  757. 802701
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  758. i bet she did
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  759. 2020 is an unlucky number
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  760. Fantabidozer. That is what I say when I ejaculate. Phil Jupitus - it's only TV but I like it.
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  761. 9:14 very imaginative titles aren't they
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  762. You can also feel pain without touching things
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  763.  @nmccrt6945  they are more of a human concept than a polical invention
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  764. It could be split into 10 1. Europe 2. Asia 3. Africa 4. Oceania 5. Antarctica 6. North America 7. Central America 8. South America 9. West indies 10. British Isles
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  765. Europe and Asia are on the same plate yet they are classified as 2 different continents. Just saying.
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  766.  @nmccrt6945  that is what I said
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  767.  @gustavogoncalves3900  one can also walk between Eurasia and North America when the ocean is frozen
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  768.  @joaopicaify  in that case we should split the world into tritospheres (northern, central and Southern) rather than just northern hemisphere and Southern hemisphere.
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  769. John Otway also did a song called body talk. He sang it in the young ones.
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  770. I am lord of the skeptics
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  771. don't play that song again
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  772. We need the oxide and the neutrinos. Lets bound for da reload.
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  773. 4:26 sounds more like hypocrisy
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  774. 5:54 it is actually 670616629.38 MPH
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  775. allahu akbar. shut up I am trying to do the suduko.
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  776. 8:37 forget to put in the 5f
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  777.  @telectronix1368  it is a joke. Jokes do not have to be accurate.
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  778. 1:45 it was 1/10000000. It was a little bit out though.
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  779. 3:31 31 years (365.24 days) 8 months (365.2425÷12 days) 8 days 1 hour 28 minutes 40 seconds Mathematically speaking
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  780. I am British. I use the imperial system. Well actually I use imperial or metric depending on what is being measured. To be honest when someone gives their height and weight in metric it means nothing to me.
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  781. you forgot time bandits
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  782. Cleopatra was one of the most inbred people
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  783. Amy was showing the doctor how to use his sonic screwdriver. I bet she was.
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  784. Sorry seems to be the hardest word where as die you oily pig in a dunce hat rolls of the tongue quite nicely. Mark Lamarr - never mind the buzzcocks.
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  785. The agony aunt
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  786. stop plagarising pagan myths
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  787. I am surprised no one has mentioned the beer called trooper which was created by iron maiden
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  788.  @bored7286  kindergender is one I have heard. It is just paedophilia with extra steps.
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  789.  @kaylaa2204  what words originally meant does not really say anything because language changes
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  790.  @meyeneetuks4680  quora is kind of going that way now
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  791. 8:23 100 minutes in an hour. There is not enough room on the watch for that. Al Murray.
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  792. The characters in this book are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to the persons living or dead is purely coincidental
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  793. Keep your Asgard up I Ragnarok the house
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  794. There is a system called gradians. One gradian is 1/100 of a right angle. There are 400 gradians in a circle. That could work. The time zones would be in ¼ metric Hours (25 metric minutes). It would change every 10 gradians.
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  795. Charlie Theanteater at that time the British empire covered a quarter of the globe. The German empire contained a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. One cannot blame the imperialistic front. Blackadder reference.
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  796. I need your advice Dumbledore. No Harry what you need is new glasses. I am not Dumbledore. I am Gandalf from lord of the rings. Dead ringers.
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  797. It's just fucking ruined now
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  798. the fast show did a similar thing with the dunny beetles
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  799. He looks like a bird who's swallowed a plate
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  800. 4:42 x(2x-1) x=2^n
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  801. Edmund Blackadder is UK's real monarch
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  802. The puppy was alive when I wrapped it
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  803. 3:29 666
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  804. I thought submarines were yellow
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  805. John came fifth and had to eat the soggy biscuit
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  806. Mike Oldfield. Crime of passion. Guilty or innocent.
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  807. if the answer is 9 what is the question. - insert Gary Glitter or Jimmy Saville joke -
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  808. there is a bomb on the aeroplane. we think we know who has got it yet we might seem racist if we get it wrong.
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  809. 17:26 you could make a video on that. The theoretical genealogy from Jesus to Pharamond.
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  810. 8:13 if you buy the theory that Edward IV was born out of wedlock then you end up with Simon Abney Hastings
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  811. @@jensnobel5843 a British pint is 568.26125ml. We have 330ml cans and bottles of drinks as well.
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  812. Daddy bear said someone has been sleeping in my bed then mummy bear said probably some thot again.
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  813. Ah ah ah ah staying alive
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  814. 1:40 should have done inverted commas there
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  815. 3:31 that is a fallacy
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  816. No no no. (Thud)
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  817. How to keep an idiot busy. ... Read more
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  818. 2 stupid people find 3 bombs then put them in a car to hand them into the police station. one says to the other "what if one goes off" the other one says "we will tell the police we only found 2".
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  819. is that Leo's moon. Leo stop doing that.
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  820. Non transive cycle. I can't it an ouroboros.
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  821. The average height for a man is 5ft 9ins. The average height for a woman is 5ft 5ins. That is what it is in the UK anyway.
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  822. No that is what 2 beans add 2 beans is
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  823. That is actually some beans
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  824. Or a really small casserole
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  825. next number in sequence. 1966. the next number in 2014. that is when austria won eurovision.
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  826. Eminem - under the influence
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  827. This video is 666 seconds long
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  828. Lego is the same. It is the brand name. The actual name of those type of bricks is called system.
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  829. Either are acceptable
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  830. 18:27 the imperial march
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  831. Top 10 Gary Numan songs
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  832. 8:49 it is actually 1/7776. 6^5=7776
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  833. CalLadyQED democratic unionist party
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  834. I have been frozen in time for 1000 years. Big deal smeghead.
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  835. You should do a video on the apocrypha part of this chart as well
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  836. 3:26 more like parthenogenesis
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  837. 22:55 her older sister Marina is also excluded for the same reason
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  838. 54
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  839. 1:40 that is why I am skeptical of statistics
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  840. I do not use either. I prefer the astronomical calendar which uses -/0/+ instead. 0 is 1BC -1 Is 2BC. you get the idea. If I have to use one though I do prefer BC/AD because that is what I am used to. I am a Roman pagan. If people want to use the BCE/CE system I am alright with that because I do know what they are taking about. The reason I like the astronomical calendar is because of the year 0. If there is a year 0 it works mathematically with the leap years. It also justifies the decades starting when the year ends in a 0.
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  841. Tin tin tin. In Yorkshire that means it is not in the tin.
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  842. Defendant: if you suspect people of doing things it is probably because you are guilty of doing it yourself
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  843. 7:42 it is 6+2+1 actually
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  844. HSBC bank
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  845. edm music
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  846. Houston the rocket is knackered. apollo 13 UK the knackered rocket.
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  847. Pascal Sauvage is the UK's real monarch
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  848. llanfairpwllgwngyll oh fuck it
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  849. Scientists in Leicester have proved that there are many deficiencies with I before e except after c
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  850. Jesus was in Bethany. Lovely girl that Bethany.
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  851. 9:54 is nuke code for something in that sentence
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  852. There was a man from china Who wasn't a very good climber He fell on a rock And broke his cock And now he's got a vagina
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  853. We're just blocking the street
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  854. This book is called T by Holly Bibble
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  855. 42
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  856. 16:30 2 Baruch and 3 Baruch are included in the Syriac Bible
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  857. That joke was done on family guy
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  858. 12:13 it is actually 365.2421891 days
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  859. This needs an update. The odds now are 1/45057474. 59!÷(59-6)!÷6!=45057474.
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  860. 0:28 even if it is fiction that does not matter. He has done genealogys on fictional characters. He did one on star wars and game of thrones. He has also done some on pagan mythology.
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  861. I am British and I support the metric system. Back of Brussels.
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  862.  tranduy2668  time is measured in imperial. 24 hours a day. 60 minutes in an hour. 60 seconds in a minute. 7 days in a week. 12 months in a year. If it was metric it would be 10 hours in a day. 100 minutes in an hour. 100 seconds in a minute. Not enough room on the watch for the last 2. 10 days in a week (not enough room on the calendar). 10 months in a year.
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  863. We're gonna need a bigger boat
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  864. Red dwarf
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  865. If a tree falls in a forest and doesn't ring and tell you, how do you truly know. Red dwarf.
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  866. 1:51 H. G. Wells - the time machine
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  867. Over thousands of millions of years life gradually evolved
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  868. 1:12 the British pint is a cultural thing. To me though the definition of a pint is 568.26125ml.
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  869. I thought it was T by Holly Bibble
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  870. I had to sell the batmobile. I have now got the batclio.
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  871. Sounded more like Gumbys from Monty python
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  872. I rest my case
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  873. 7:28 you could use traceable absolute primogeniture
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  874. chav exam. (wozdat den)
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  875. 21:40 the earth is not 70% water. 70% of the earth is covered with water.
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  876. Septic peg
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  877. I thought it was set in Norfolk, UK
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  878. They were doing that to make a hyperspace bypass
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  879. 1:26 they will be over the moon
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  880. 2 drums and a cymbal fell to the floor
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  881. next stop. llanfairpwllgwyngyll. oh fuck it.
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  882. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
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  883. 2:42 there are 2 versions of eastern orthodox. Greek and Latin. Greek does not have 2 Esdras. Latin does have 2 Esdras yet does not have 3 Maccabees and 4 Maccabees.
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  884. I before e expect after c. There are a lot of deficiencies with that rule.
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  885. I like the Jan Wayne version
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  886. The word you should use for an endless number of n is recurring
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  887. Gary Numan and his wife Gemma
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  888. Lets convert to metric time. 10 hours in a day. 100 minutes in an hour (there is not enough room on the watch for that). 100 seconds in a minute. 10 days in a week (Not enough room on the calendar for that). 10 months in a year.
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  889. British imperial units are bigger than metric units. Inch is slightly more than twice the size of a centimeter. Mile is slightly more than 1½ times of a kilometer. The yard does fall shy of the meter. That means there is more of them. The world is a bigger place in acres. Al Murray paraphrase.
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  890. Houston the rocket is knackered Apollo 13 UK: the knackered rocket
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  891. She will be immortal until the day she dies
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  892. It is a small village that has made a big name for itself
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  893. 11:25 Offa's Dyke path. That runs through hergest ridge. I only know that because I am a Mike Oldfield fan.
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  894. In the UK stones is a measurement. It is 14 pounds.
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  895. Ha ha
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  896. If 2 cars are travelling towards each other at 65MPH and x is the standard safety rating of a standard mid-sized car what is total number of people that are about to die
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  897. 3:42 nee Warfield
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  898. fuck me harder faster. not that type of fantasy.
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  899. Llanfairpwll such and such daffodil
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  900. 14:34 we are. We all do have psychopathic tendencies.
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  901. Jesus was in Bethany. Lovely girl that Bethany.
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  902. 11:53 yes it was working perfectly
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  903. 8:44 that was the 6th year of the reign of Darius of persia
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  904. No it did not. That is wrong it is leviosar.
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  905. 16:56 it is actually 4.08 194258/454609%. I have to use fractions because the decimals go on forever. I do not know about forever yet they do go on for a long time.
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  906. 17:14 1990 years ago
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  907. What are the 2 schools
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  908. Insults are subjective. I have told people why I think that they are wrong and they took it as an insult.
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  909. 16:40 it is actually 28.4130625ml. 1 UK pint is 568.26125ml.
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  910. 1:40 that is an exaggeration
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  911. 22:08 actually the head of the Catholic church is not officially called the pope. The head Coptic orthodox church is officially called the pope so in actual fact the head of the Coptic orthodox church is the only pope. So the rhetorical question of is the pope a Catholic is not accurate. According to QI.
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  912. The train has been cancelled. This is due to someone hijacking it so they can push their delorean up to 88 MPH.
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  913. It works the same with any even number of card. Difference between them. 2 = 1 4 = 4 6 = 9 8 = 16 10 = 25 12 (J = 11, Q = 12) = 36 14 (K = 13, Joker = 14) = 49
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  914. Let's see who is under that mask. (rip) a skeleton.
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  915. 15:50 you get 292 years
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  916. 5:49 the same person the margarita pizza is named after
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  917. What a load of bol10x
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  918. 29A. That is a hex.
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  919. Question 1485: when was the battle of Bosworth field?
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  920. Question 1966: what year did England win the world cup?
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  921. Question 1666: when was the great fire of London?
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  922. Question 2020: (guess where I am going with this one)
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  923. What about Stuart Adamson (big country, skids)
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  924. Gary Numan - pray for the pain you serve. He never says pray for the pain you serve in the song He does say pray for the pain I serve.
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  925. The correspondence is (2^(n-1))×((2^n)-1)
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  926. He is her 14th great grand uncle
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  927. You can also call that 0th cousin (sibling) 15 times removed
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  928. ​​​​​ @dwaynebeagley5345 actually 1 hour would be the equivalent of 41.66⅔ metric minutes. 10÷24. 1 minute is the equivalent of 69 4/9 metric seconds. 1 second is the equivalent of 1 17/108 metric seconds. 9 to 5 would be the equivalent of 3.75 to 7.08.33⅓. 10÷24×9. 10÷24×17. 40 metric minutes is the equivalent of 57.6 minutes. 20 decimal minutes is the equivalent of 28.8 minutes. 3.4 to 7.2 would be the equivalent of 08:09:36 to 17:16:48 (05:16:48 PM)
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  929. Council house and violence
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  930. 1:44 oh no you're not
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  931. 4:40 gematria
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  932. 0:56 onomatopoeia man
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  933. 0:51 in the astronomical calendar there is a year 0. 0 corresponds with 1BC. the year before is -1.
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  934. I think Stuart Adamson (big country) should have been on here
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  935. 18:21 the difference is 1151 years. That is assuming 215 years for the exodus in the Septuagint and 430 years for the Masoretic. The Septuagint also adds 3 years to the reigns of the monarchs of Judah (9 if you take the overlaps and interregnums of Judah and Israel literally). So it is actually either 1154 or 1160 years.
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  936. We are alone in a godless, uninhibited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still got to laugh haven't you. Holly - Red dwarf.
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  937. I prefer the term "dealing with the bullies"
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  938. To be honest I only really know about ouroboros because of an episode of red dwarf
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  939. Phoque me. A talking snake.
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  940. 3:23 like if I have 2 beans and add 2 beans what do I have
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  941. ​​@iitianwannabeglobal positioning system. Although why would a drug dealer be called that. What does it stand for in the drug dealer case.
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  942.  @alcachofa6863  Osterlind had an older brother Friedrich (1931-2000) so it would have actually passed to him in 1965 after that it would actually pass to his son Johann Frederick Alexandra Zu Wied (b.1960) his heirs would be his nephews Maximilian (b.1999) and Friedrich (b.2001)
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  943.  @katymvt  53rd
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  944.  @alcachofa6863  Margherita died in 2022 so it would be Maria Beatrice now
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  945. I like the idea that in an alternative universe Johann Frederick Alexandra Zu Wied is king and the Jacobite claim is Maria Beatrice
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  946. Maybe the lord protector after Oliver Cromwell could be Bridget rather than Richard
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  947.  @alcachofa6863  even if it was not James II being Catholic influencing the act someone else would have influenced it. Probably one Charles's (Sophia's brother) descendants.
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  948. I like the idea that the reason it passes to Sophia is because she gets it by conquest from Bridget Cromwell.
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  949.  @alcachofa6863  actually if you just used absolute primogeniture from Henry VII James I/VI would still have become king anyway. Although he would have been James II of England. After Henry VII it would pass to his daughter Margaret then it would pass to her son James V (who would be James I of England in that reality) then it would pass to his daughter Mary Queen of Scots then her son James I/VI. it would go Henry VII (1485-1509) Margaret (1509-1541) James I (1541-1542) Mary (1542-1587) James II (1587-1625)
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  950. What a fucking liberty
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  951. Family guy
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  952. 34:43 don't you mean Shem
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  953. jesus christ no wonder moses had a burning bush. russel howards good news.
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  954. As someone who has done this I can tell you it is the latter. Although it might improve on the individual.
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  955. Alluh akbar. Shut up I am trying to do the sudoku.
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  956. After Jesus returned from the dead he appeared to the Romans and said I forgive you. yet my Tommy gun don't.
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  957. A tunnel could be built underneath it connecting the 2 roads. Just like the channel tunnel. It could even have a train that goes in between them. The same concept as well drive on the train and the train goes across.
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  958. 17:36 Latvia
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  959. I am in the wrong smeging television program aren't I
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  960. You should do a video on the seleucid genealogy
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  961. 11:28 it is also the same reason why there are 360 degrees in a circle rather than 100. Everyone was on the same page with that one. Although there is a system for that called gradians. There are 400 gradians in a circle. They would have to use the gradians system to create time zones if metric time was introduced. There is also the turn system. There are 100 centiturns in a circle. 1000 millieturns in a circle.
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  962. The temperature one only works at 1atm
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  963. What is the difference between a duck? A. Purple because aliens do not wear hats. B. A lamppost because an orange only has 2 wheels. C. One of its legs is both the same. D. A telephone pole because a motorcycle does not have doors.
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  964.  @impossibleeatable501  what does Nani mean
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  965. -1!=purple. Because aliens do not wear hats.
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  966. Mike Oldfield - moonlight shadow. A lot of people think that song is about the assassination of John Lennon.
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  967. Mustafa Hamar it is more believable. I am Roman pagan. I would say that.
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  968. the universe is about 13820000000 years old
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  969. 1:02 clustersmeg
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  970. i
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  971. You can get -4173 (4174BC) if you take the overlapping and interregnums of the reigns of the monarchs of Judah and Israel in the bible literally. By that I mean in the bible it says in the Nth year of the reign of (monarch) of Judah/Israel (monarch) became the (monarch) of Israel/Judah.
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  972. It is now 1/45057474 since there are 59 numbers now. There has been since 10th October 2015 (in the UK national lottery anyway).
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  973. What do you mean city. It is the same all over the country.
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  974. I thought 666 was the Australian emergency number
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  975. 16:24 I guess you like Shaun the sheep
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  976. The harpers - my family
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  977. ​ @antzooma that is a bit pedantic. It is the same with the union jack and 🍺🍺🍺 being a couple of pints. And so is 🍺🍺🍺🍺.
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  978. 0:42
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  979. 8:16 not everyone does. My grandmother did not. They are called agelasts.
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  980. I find the stripes one subjective. I do not think you need science for that one.
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  981. 9:46 40007.863÷4=10001.96575. It is actually 0.196575mm out. It is better that it was a bit out because 1 inch is 2.54cm. If it was accurate it would be 2 21584274/40007863cm (just above 2.5395cm). the conversion (2.54cm) is a lot easier to remember. It would also make the pound just over 453.32498 (possibly irrational number or the fraction is to big for my calculator to display it) grams. I used 1.000196575³ for that because the weight is dependent on the volume so I assumed 1kg to be the weight of 10.00196575cm×10.00196575cm×10.00196575cm.
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  982. Mind you on saying that the modern definition of an inch is 2.54 centimetres. If it had have been defined if they got it correct an inch would be the equivalent of 2.5404993005cm If they were to have defined a pound if the measurement had been more correct then it probably would have been 453.32498 grams which is the equivalent of 453.5923696290592439615488059696875 grams. The actual pound is 453.59237 grams.
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  983. It would also make the circumference at the equator 40067 5633179/40007863 km
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  984. The conflict is silly anyway. I do not like a few people who live in my suberb Yet I have not bought a tank. Al Murray paraphrase.
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  985. Red dwarf
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  986. I like goodnight sweetheart
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  987. Beneath the planet of the apes would have been better for films where the world ends.
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  988. The personality types I am familiar with is the temperaments. Melancholic, phlegmatic, sanguine, choleric and supine.
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  989. (buzz)
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  990. Jesus turned water into wine. Typical. I wish he would turn it into cheeky vimto for once.
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  991. 1:20 it would be TL:DW. To long didn't watch.
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  992. next up. the last episode of Pingu where he gets roasted in a microwave. episode title: ping. Jonathan Ross - it's only TV but I like it.
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  993. Some people say these differently because of accent and dialect. Also I feel like language changes. I kind of feel like sticking with the original pronunciations does not make someone saying differently wrong. It just makes you more pedantic. I do not think that the initialism ones count because we do say our letters differently. The same with the ones where one uses the full name and the other one uses an abbreviation.
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  994. A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
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  995. I think IQ tests are not very accurate. Intelligent people can have a tendency to overthink things. They could interpreate a question as a trick question when it is not resulting in them getting the question wrong unlike someone who is less Intelligent who will not overthink the question and actually get it right.
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  996.  @sylviath-  it is a reference to mc hammer - you can't touch this
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  997. ​ @unlikelysalmon786 Woody and Buzz will though
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  998. Red dwarf
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  999. Purple. Because aliens do not wear hats.
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  1000. 12:34 and Charles II
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  1001. #7 and plankton is supposed to be the evil one
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  1002. Already seen
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  1003. dalek: masturbate
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  1004. It all started when my Mum met my Dad then they fell in love and had me. Hi I'm Ryan and my life is kind of crazy.
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  1005. 32:11 that is from the child of light novel
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  1006. 0:54 33550336
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  1007. 20:38 Oliver Cromwell is said to be a descendant of one of Henry I illegitimate children
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  1008. One: Do not argue with idiots. Two: I have too disagree on that one. One: perhaps you are right.
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  1009. (10^100)^(10^100) is called googolplexion
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  1010.  @mrplasma7094  tree(3)=(2^^1000 mathematical symbols)
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  1011.  @THETESSERACTOFFICIAL  fzgoogol is (10^100)×(10^100) where as googolplexion is (10^100)^(10^100)
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  1012.  @ChadtuvaQueen  googolplexian is 10^10^10^100
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  1013. Nish Kumar
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  1014. 3:43 11574074 days 1 hour 46 minutes 40 seconds
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  1015. 0:20 I wish I could do that
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  1016. Give her a biscuit. she might let you.
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  1017. Not all bits of land are part of a country. Isle of Man is not a country yet it does have its own government.
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  1018. PI = circumference ÷ diameter. The nominalisation is that it is used to measure something.
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  1019. ​ @Martin-qb2mw I can assure you that they do exist in the real world
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  1020. 86% of statistics are made up. The other 34% are just estimated.
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  1021. A lot of Gary Numan songs are quite difficult to sing
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  1022.  @sequentiacyclica  In that country though it is illegal to do it if they are not married to each other
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  1023.  @whynot6266  Yemen
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  1024. The earth is not flat. It is not even level. Surely mountains are the clue. Al Murray.
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  1025. I like crime traveler
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  1026. Absolute progeniture from George III: Friederike Von Der Osten. Absolute progeniture from Sophia of Hanover: Johan Frederick Alexander Zu Wied (that goes through William I and II of Wuttenberg). Absolute progeniture from Henry VII: Maria Beatrice.
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  1027. A female preference primogeniture succession from Henry VII would lead to Maria Beatrice as well. It goes through James I/VI and Sophia of Hanover.
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  1028. You forgot Gary Numan
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  1029. I will not touch the metric system with a 3.048M barge pole
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  1030. I prefer to say it as every composite number is the product of a unique way of multiplying prime numbers.
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  1031. On the 8th day God created extratone
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  1032. You should do a genealogy on the high kings of Ireland
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  1033. 3:35 let's introduce metric time.a 10 hours in a day. 100 minutes in an hour. 100 seconds in a minute. 10 days in a week. 10 months in a year.
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  1034. You have got the numbers wrong in the description
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  1035. Red dwarf. Back in the red.
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  1036. Rayo(sdbb(sbb(bb(tree(g64)))))
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  1037. 42
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  1038. 2:53 mash is a sitcom. It has anachronistic humour.
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  1039. There are about 5753 in line According to the 2011 succession list. That list includes the non protestants though who would actually be omitted. There could be more or less now since people have been born and people have died since then. The last one is Karin Vogel. Omitting the non protestants she would be about 4972nd or 4973rd in line (according to wikidata).
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  1040. I am Lord E trouble so hard
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  1041. Me! I disconnect from you. Are friends electric. The source of the secrets. Hibernaculum. Sadness. Morphing thru time.
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  1042. 14:04 I like a lot of female comedians
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  1043. That actually was a question on who wants to be a millionaire
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  1044.  @nikolatasev4948  the 1/10000000 was a bit out though since it is actually 4/40007863 (1/10001965.75)
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  1045. 15:12 the unsolved Rubik's cube
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  1046. They can't get the last 2 bricks. Al Murray.
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  1047.  @stevemyopinion423  what we see happening is how Ted tells the story
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  1048.  @stevemyopinion423  he was not eating a sandwich. That is how he narrated it. We did see it that way.
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  1049. To me
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  1050. 666
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  1051. Gary Numan?
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  1052. If you hit me at 30 mph there is 80% chance I will live. If you hit me at 40 mph there is an 80% chance I will die. I will drive at whatever speed I like and there will be a 100% chance I will not hit you if you do not run out Into the road.
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  1053. 7:39 I laugh a lot (I would not say I am a hypergelast). I do not have wrinkles. I am 36.
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  1054. I have heard that humans closest living relatives are actually bonobos
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  1055. red dwarf / blackadder dads army / allo allo keeping up apperances / one foot in the grave / my family big bang theory / how i met your mother men behaving badly / bottom brittas empire / thin blue line
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  1056. complete the following sequence 16 35 24 8 9 now open the safe grab the stuff and get in the getaway car
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  1057. Michael Jagger neither do pagans. The second joke was a pagan joke.
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  1058. take me down to the paradise city where the girls are fat and they've got big titties. original lyrics acording to slash he said it on never mind the buzzcocks.
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  1059. just to make sure
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  1060. fuck me. a talking snake.
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  1061. fuck me. a talking burning bush.
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  1062. or application resourcefulness strength enjoyment
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  1063. those are both from the fast show
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  1064. Eastwood007x ufo just means unidentified flying object
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  1065. they missed east 17
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  1066. and 5ive
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  1067. You're so far up on my nuts. I should call you bond. Gold bond.
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  1068. what about red dwarf viii
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  1069. MultiWerewolf1 what does the fox say
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  1070. The person sitting in their own pew
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  1071. ryan gosling and justin bieber are couisins
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  1072. theepicpebble99 fuck fuckety fuck fucking fuck
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  1073. nemo where the fuck have you been
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  1074. agnostic meeting. might be this way then again it might not be.
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  1075. if a tree falls in a forest and does not ring a tell you how do you trully know
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  1076. planet with 2 suns is in hithickers guide to the galaxy aswell
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  1077. Aderemi Porsche or hey doc where you going now back to the future
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  1078. ***** i was doing satire
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  1079. what about agnostics. are they going to say they might not exist. i am a agnostic. i guess i might not really exist.
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  1080. it is gnostic if you think you can prove they do or do not exist. it is agnostic if they think you cannot prove it. anyway i was doing comedy.
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  1081. fuck me. a talking snake.
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  1082. here some they forgot little mix sugababes eternal mis-teeq
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  1083. due to brexit the eurostar is not running anymore
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  1084. cars are boring
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  1085. human blood is not cold it is around 37.5°c
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  1086. they forgot money for nothing - dire straits
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  1087. what about rasputin
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  1088. who owns the world. terra.
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  1089. megan fox also belives her mother eating tuna when she was pregnant (with megan) gave her (megan fox) bracydactly.
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  1090. julius caesar was assassinated before caligula and he was a roman emperor
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  1091. how can the earth be flat it is not even level. surely mountains are the clue.
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  1092. people can be fat and active i am
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  1093. what about mike Oldfield
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  1094. Noah Wilson i am 32 and i like spongebob
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  1095. i am the omnisiant omnipotent omnibenevolant and omnipresent god. where the fuck are you adam.
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  1096. beat me to it
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  1097. i have trust issues. you are not really a psychiatrist are you.
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  1098. jack have you got any magic mushrooms
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  1099. redhairkid sheffield is not that grim looking. to me the joke sounded more like that sheffield is the only place where people have any grip on reality. i live in sheffield by the way.
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  1100. what about nicki minaj
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  1101. MC Cooper I thought that was sharks tale
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  1102. яoad ahead closed
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  1103. i have offensive and i find this ocd
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  1104. Michael Langley it just makes it smell like some defecated in a pine tree
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  1105. his name is jupiter
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  1106. fuck me. a talking donkey.
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  1107. is it a bird is it a plane whatever it is it is heading straight for the world trade centre
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  1108. this mission is imposible. fuck it.
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  1109. It was tecwen whittock that did the coughing
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  1110. when staying alive is played in the films / tv they are parodying that scene.
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  1111. Anki if -n is o rooted the answer will be x. if it is e rooted it will be z(i). o is odd number. e is even number. i is imaginary number. n x and z can just mean any number. i used different letters to represent that they are not necessarily the same number.
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  1112. aminul1984 you forgot pagans
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  1113. hey i saw you from across the tardis and i think i regenerated in my pants
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  1114. what about hit girl kick ass
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  1115. i heard that joan osbourne does not like one of us
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  1116. the come quietly joke was originaly done on the thin blue line
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  1117. or hsbc bank. hong kong and shang high banking corporation.
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  1118. JennyCThree that is a type of show business in a way
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  1119. where does it say the cross dressing lumberjack is canadian.
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  1120. not a secret now you have just told us
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  1121. doctor: how many fingers am i holding up. patient: do not tell me i am paralised aswell.
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  1122. i am ambidextrous
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  1123. the word aligator is said to have been invented by shakespear
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  1124. anastasia also had historical inaccuracies with rasputin. mind you a lot of films with rasputin in do portray him inaccuratly.
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  1125. you would never catch pagans doing this sort of thing
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  1126. Actually it was god. He did it by farting on a lighter.
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  1127. Schroedinger's cat has been around longer than the big bang theory. When sheldon was referring to it he was referring to a real theory. I had heard of the higgs boson before it was mentioned on the big bang theory.
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  1128. What about Bill and Ted. When they are in medieval England someone says through them in the Iron Maiden. The Iron Maiden is fictional.
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  1129. cassablanca remake. of all the space bars in all the worlds you had to re-materialise in mine. red dwarf.
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  1130. i would cockblock hitlers parents
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  1131. ​ @brianisme6498 space vacuum. Is that is what is used for getting rid of space dust.
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  1132. i would say these are cognoscence not inteligence
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  1133. Marvin the Martian will have something to say about this
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  1134. from the makers of the texas chainsaw massacre comes the qaanaaq skido fuck about
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  1135. There is a theory that there was actually 2 Jesus's. That explains the contradictions.
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  1136. 6th and 28th of June are perfect days
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  1137. We had a deputy prime minister in the UK called John Prescott
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  1138. 17:03 25 December is the Roman pagan festival of dies Natalis Solis invictus (The birthday of the unconcerned sun). The traditions of Christmas probably did come from saturnalia though.
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  1139. speed of light = 186282.39705 mps
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  1140. is mayonaise a state
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  1141. Adidas is pronounced ad e das. I am British.
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  1142. We are all related If you go back far enough
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  1143. he = mc squared
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  1144. Don't believe everything you read on the internet was said by Socrates before Abraham Lincoln
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  1145. they forgot yosemite sam
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  1146. urine in clean
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  1147. ringo is british. the age of consent in the uk is 16.
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  1148. i thought the reason why the pretzel was like that is because 3 holes is symbolic to the father, son and the holy ghost.
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  1149. they did that on dead ringers
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  1150. There are 2 things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity.
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  1151. I am not sure about the universe
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  1152. shamanism is not a religion
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  1153. the odds with the 10 sided dice is 1 in 10000
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  1154. Mexican Eagle that makes even less sense
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  1155. what about grade a under a
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  1156. atheism and religion are not oposite to each other. some religions are nontheistic. some theists are not religious.
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  1157. i knew hugh laurie was british. i know him best for blackadder. i am british.
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  1158. In the UK soda is a flavored water
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  1159. 86% of statistics are made up. The other 34% are estimated.
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  1160. it is called a malaphorism
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  1161. Or should that be heiroglyphics
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  1162. You see what I did there
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  1163. what about the nutty professor. in a dream sequnce where he is a giant. the police officer goes no when some lights a match when when the giant farts.
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  1164. circular logic. i call it an ouroboros.
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  1165. We call them crisps in the UK. Also lay's is called walker's. Cool ranch is called cool original.
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  1166. 24:38 the king of Norway is at 86
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  1167. i have not being cheating on you
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  1168. Or a mixture of male preference primogeniture and absolute primogeniture
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  1169. 8:33 an ouroboros
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  1170.  @williammartin8873  it is un. Uno is Spanish.
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  1171. if there is anything bigger than my ego I want it destroyed. hitchhikers guide to galaxy reference.
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  1172. if there is anything bigger than my ego i want it destroyed. hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference.
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  1173. 1:40 that is very much the science behind how human eyes perceive colours.
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  1174. The Big Bang was created by the great green arkelseizure. The universe was sneezed out of it's nose. Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference.
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  1175. How can people think that the earth is flat. It is not even level. Surely mountains are the clue. Al Murray.
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  1176. There is a year 0 in the astronomical calendar. 0 is the equivalent of 1 BC/BCE. the year before is -1.
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  1177. Migi and Left Hand neither. i belive in reincarnation.
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  1178. 4:24 I fought the law was originally by the crickets
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  1179. the title is an oxymoron
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  1180. gullible is in the dictionary. i checked.
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  1181. purple. because aliens do not wear hats.
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  1182. i know mark williamson best for olaf peterson in red dwarf
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  1183. and the fast show
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  1184. I personally fing guys a weird word. Even though I do like family guy.
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  1185. NOOOOOOOO BASTARDS
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  1186.  @toolshedjunky  10 hours in a day 100 minutes in an hour (that would not work there is not enough room on the watch) 100 seconds in a minute 10 days a week (there is not enough room on the calendar) 10 months in a year
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  1187. What about grade a under a
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  1188. We are all made of stars. Moby.
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  1189. In the reboot of the wizard of ox the reason why water cause's the witch to melt is because she is allergic to it.
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  1190. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF WILL YOU FUCK OFF YOU FUCK
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  1191. i know someone who has been working on time travel since 4005
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  1192. I claim this planet in the name of Mars
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  1193. Joe Chin Sue Torah is part of the Bible. It is the first 5 books.
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  1194.  @KenzieNHammerly  1000000 seconds is 11 days 13 hours 46 minutes 40 seconds
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  1195. some of these were popular in my teenage years. i am 32.
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  1196. it was chicken tonight last night. it was also chicken tonight this afternoon. it might be chicken tonight tomorrow night aswell.
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  1197. i am just talking bollocks now.
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  1198. brian blessed
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  1199. what about the time machine
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  1200. the rain one is true. british humour.
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  1201. 0:26 isle of man is located between Great Britain and Ireland
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  1202. that reminds me of little britain
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  1203. is this the krusty crab
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  1204. I thought 300 was mythology. They said they will not be including mythology.
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