Comments by "Izzi Michaels" (@izzimichaels2892) on "NowThis Impact"
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old joke : a great flood came, and an old man sat on his porch, a neighbor came by and offered him a ride to higher ground, he said, "no thanks God will provide". the water began to rise, the old man went to the 2nd floor of his house, another neighbor came by in a boat and insisted the old man get in and go to higher ground, once again the old man said God will provide.....the old man ends up on his roof, and a rescue helicopter flies over, but again, the old man refuses, saying God will provide. the flood overtakes the house, the old man drowns, he ends up in heaven and asks God "why didnt you save me" God says, i sent a man in a truck, another man in a boat, and then a man in a helicopter, what more do you want?
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