Comments by "Michael Mayhem" (@michaelmayhem350) on "TLDR News Global" channel.

  1. So a group of very well trained men got into the presidents home without anyone knowing but didn't have an escape plan and were all apprehended after killing the president? That sounds so sketchy.
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  2. By the time the poles have fully melted and this route is viable we'll have far worse problems but it's pretty funny that burning oil melted the artic and the first thought is drilling for more oil in the artic
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  3. I love that you guys recognize it was a coup in the USA.
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  4. Farm hand: I'm done setting up the chicken coup Farmer: coop, there's a p in coop Farm hand: oh dear what I have done Queue attacking chickens 😂😂😂😂
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  5. TLDR: immediately? No. Eventually? Almost certainly yes.
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  6. Everyone comment and thank trump for making the USA #1 Also I wanted to point out that while the USA has a large population its also a physically large county, lower population density than anywhere in Europe which should have made spread harder but the incompetent leadership made sure we got to #1 anyway
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  7. Can't believe you didn't even mention Winnie the pooh 😂🤣
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  8. UK and US condemns Myanmar, maybe I missed something but isn't this just the global version of thoughts and prayers?? Since basically the countries are saying they don't like what is being done and won't go any thing about it
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  9. "believes in climate change" is the most asinine statement. It's not a religion, is science doesn't require your beliefs. The proper statememt be so and so understands climate change (or doesn't understand if they don't). TLDR science doesn't care what you think, it's all about the facts
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  10. I'm hoping yes they will but the reality is the USA will likely back off like they did with Hong Kong.
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  11. I can't believe WWIII wasn't on this list 😂🤣
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  12. I know you're the only one in the office but it would have been funny if you sat around & pretender to debate with yourself for the nebula section, 😂🤣
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  13. Clearly the TLDR staff hasn't seen Idiocracy
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  14. There's nothing to be confused about a greater health impact causes a greater economic impact hit later on. Places that take the early economic hit to lock down and stop the spread fair better economically.
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  15. Probably because Israel has breaking internationalaw for the last 50 years. Older generations think they have to let the jews do anything they want because of the holocaust. Just like they think anyone who isn't supporting Israel is antisemitic.
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  16. You re-titled the video after posting on nebula to try to trick me into watching twice but it didn't work 😝
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  17. Are you sure you used pictures of Indians in your video, I didn't see a single feather, teepee or peacepipe 🤔🤣😂🤣🤣😂
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  18. Borrowing more money also increases inflation and decreases the value of money, just a slower rate than outright printing it.
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  19. South Africa is on point but at the same time the court has no mechanism for enforcement so anything it decides doesn't matter.
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  20. Can't believe you missed the perfect opportunity to dig on the USA by saying coup were only attempted in shit hole countries lol 😂 🤣
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  21. We can just eat each other. A lot of Americans are so far you could probably get by on one for weeks. The world is overpopulated so we'd be solving 2 problems at once.
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  22. Hopefully 2022 will be remembered for the fall of Iran and the return of Persia
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  23. She left him because it's micro & soft he's okay with it because he already put a 5G vaccine chip in her 😂🤣😂🤣
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  24. A species capable of interstellar space travel would be as advanced over us as we are over the Neanderthals but it's amazing how many people thing we'd be able to easily shoot down such spacecraft when & if they ever appeared.
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  25. Thanks for continuing to make great videos.
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  26. I love the OAS because the USA basically ignored it and repeatedly interfered with it's "allies" to topple governments and replace leaders
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  27. Why wasn't this uploaded to nebula until a full 24 hours after youtube....
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  28. The best hope for everyone is that santis refuses to step aside and as many other people step up to challenge him as well. It would be ideal if basically the same thing happened on the other side but unfortunately presidents very rarely lose re-election so the chances of any democrats running against Biden is pretty close to 0
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  29. This is my favorite video just got dispelling the myth that the USA is the shining beacon of democracy
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  30. Because they didn't learn from Bush that you can't win a war on terror lmfao.
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  31. It's not the USA job to police the world. Thsts why there's a UN and UN peacekeeping forces. The USA should eat their humble pie admit defeat and leave. Yes it's true their progress towards democracy will be undone but they also caused the taliban to take control by abandoning Afghanistan after stopping the soviet invasion...
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  32. You said 8 minutes but it was over 9 and a half. I feel deceived 😂🤣🤣
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  33. This was always going to happen when the USA left. The USA shouldn't have been in the country much less occupying it for 20+ years. It's sad global leaders can't recognize this and blame Biden for giving the country to the Taliban. The reality is they failed to ever take it from the taliban. No different from Vietnam or Korean war, USA loses again.
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  34. Can't believe you guys didn't mention their magic kool-aid
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  35. They should get rid of the Olympics completely. It's a massive burden on the hosting country resulting in giant stadiums that fall into disrepair because billions were spent for them to just be used one. Not to mention the Olympics themselves are a joke, synchronized swimming is a sport? Really?
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  36. Flashback to sitting in my collar economics classes. Anyway the technical video was a nice change if pace. I hope it happens more frequently,.... Maybe even daily.
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  37. Bernie Sanders could have but the democrats cheated their own process to prevent him from winning the nomination. Kamala Harris could too but if Bernie can't be president they're sure not letting a black woman be president lol. Edit: Forgot to mention your video focuses on the popular vote which is pointless. The popular vote doesn't determine the president. Several republican presidents have won the presidency while losing the popular vote.
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  38. Hopefully we're about to see the end of the Jewish state. It was absurd to make one in the first place. The idea that some magic guy in the sky deemed this bit of land was just for his followers is asinine. The Jewish state was only created because people felt bad about not stopping Hitler sooner.
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  39. Americans humble? You've clearly never been to Midwest or southern USA...
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  40. I'm so happy trump filed this asinine lawsuit. After it gets shut down hopefully people will stop shouting about this first amendment rights
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  41. The companies won't be vocal against China or the CCP because their games would just get banned in China and they would lose money
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  42. At the very end there's a link to another video but it says unavailable in my region, which is ironic for a global channel....
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  43. We just need to wall off the entirety of the middle east with a giant wall and left them fight it out because these people have been at it longer than the French and English.
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  44. Sitting presidents have something like 95% win rate with Trump being one of the very few who lost so it feels unlikely but they really should.
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  45. Honestly I feel like the taliban won't collapse because there's no one willing or able to replace them
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  46. Already watched this on nebula just rewatching it here bc watch time helps you guys
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  47.  @SLD-bz9so  yeah but if you mention the nazis killing gays gypies etc anywhere other than a history classroom than you're "anti-sematic" because they're not crying for the jews.
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  48. It was BDSM they wanted to be beaten /s
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  49. Next the alt right take over they bend over for trump and Canada becomes the 51st state lol
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  50. Putin won't be jailed as long as he has control over Russia & the moment he loses control over Russia he will be killed by people in the Kremlin because he's no longer of use to them.
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  51. The pedo-stache is so funny, you should do a video with a long coat too lol 😂 🤣
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  52. Hopefully yes but probably not.
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  53. Gonna be adding PRC/Taiwan/USA to that list pretty soon
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  54. Saying medium power countries snatched control of the Middle East implies at some point the USA had control of the region which just isn't true. Both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars were complete disasters. The faster countries move to energy independence by relying on renewable energy the faster the middle east reverts to the irreversible impoverished region it was before oil was found there.
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  55. Obviously Japan owns them because they're the USA 's ally and the world revolves around the USA /s
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  56. I'm hopeful it spreads, lots of diseases plague Africa and the tropics that could be preventable but it's not profitable to big pharma to research them. That said it doesn't spread well and with most of the world in lockdowns I doubt it spreads more.
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  57. WWIII will be Russia China Iran North Korea against the rest of the world
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  58. You guys uploaded this video twice on nebula
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  59. Honestly as an American I really thought the USA numbers would be lower 👇🏼
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  60. What happened with the nebula version of this video, it's practically unwatchable
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  61. Turkey is going to stage an invasion of Fort Knox to get all of the gold 😂🤣
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  62. Officially confident they'll even count the votes or have a fair election lol
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  63. I hope the Chinese pins are shaped like winnie the pooh
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  64. If any Korean women are reading this I'm standing by ready to help save your country lol
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  65. Where in the world is TLDR news-Diego
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  66. WWIII will be China north Korea Russia Iran vs the rest of the world or you think the Saudis would side with the crazies too?
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  67. There's a really obvious but improbable solution you guys didn't touch on. Reduce (or eliminate poverty). Having more old people than you people is only bad for your government's social security if your population is predominantly poor people who will depend on social security when they're old.
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  68. Why isn't this on nebula...
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  69. If it does start a war you have to start that video with well ill be dammed. Otherwise what's the point 😂🤣
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  70. Afghanistan's current state is 💯% the fault of the USA for abandoning the country to the taliban after stopping the soviet invasion. Giving money to the taliban isn't likely to help the people and would just serve to legitimize an illegitimate government
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  71. People used to stay this is where WWIII starts but since Russia isn't able to assist Armenia now I think it's unlikely.
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  72. So the coalition will be called the national socialist workers party of Israel? 🤔 🤣
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  73. I can't believe "elections aren't fair in turkey & erdy will just fix the results to ensure he wins" wasn't a reason for him winning as it's by far the mostly likely
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  74. Less a palace and more of a prison. Putin never intended to rule this long, a lot of scholars believe he stays in power to stay alive and his former KGB buddies will kill him the moment he has no power and thus no use to them.
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  75. The world is over populated you should have done a video on countries where the fertility rate is high since those countries are making the world worse. edit: I forgot to mention that retirement benefits were developed for people who have exceeded the average life expency. The norm was working until you die not retiring. As life expency have increased the retirement age has not increased. This is the real problem, not decreasing populations.
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  76. The purpose of doge is to retaliate against agencies investigating musk's companies...
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  77. Hong Kong is no longer an independent state so it seems awkward to include it when you didn't include flags for individual US States or stated/provinces of any other country. I'm sad welsch didn't win, dragons are the best
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  78. Your corrections have error too. I think you should take a pint and rest. Try again tomorrow.
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  79.  @lancerichards6509  but so many opportunities for jokes
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  80.  @lancerichards6509  I think maybe you need some kool-aid you're a bit uptight
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  81. Ukraine doesn't have biolabs but that didn't stop the USA from invading 2 countries.
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  82. This video ignores previous elections in turkey and assumes #1 the election will be fair & #2 erdy will leave willingly. Past elections in turkey indicate neither of these are lkekly to be true.
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  83. Please everyone vote for Alexander Stubb as most influential person.
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  84. I'm surprised UK is on this list. I would think Antarctica would be too, you can't farm there... Yet but nuclear winter + global warming will likely change that very soon
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  85. Asia's newest County should be Taiwan but everyone wants to suck up to the PRC
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  86. It should but there's no legal path in the treaty for doing so which means it's basically impossible & would never happen. Turkey willfully leaving is equally less likely because 1 it would require erdo to relinquish control of the country & 2 someone even more stupid would have to take his place.
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  87. @2:21 black red & white are the top colors, you should have put a German intro to make people panick and think of the nazi flag lol 😂 🤣
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  88. It's time we dissolve Israel and give Palestine back the land thst was taken from it.
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  89. Anyone know the song they played during the chart 📊 bit?
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  90. Of course it does, Vietnam 🇻🇳 is a very functional state today, oh wait...
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  91. Rather than doing a video on Myanmar after already explaining it repeatedly, you should do a dedicated video on some obscure news from a country you've not mentioned previously so people learn something new instead of hearing more of the same.
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  92. Trump can't make laws he's the preside not a congressman. He wrote an executive order not a law. And while most people treat them the same they're not.
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