Comments by "Michael Mayhem" (@michaelmayhem350) on "Into the Shadows" channel.

  1. I'm still disappointed my covid-19 vaccine didn't give me free 5G reception.
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  2. Shout out to drugs for winning the war on drugs.
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  3. The death of one is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic.
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  4. Nestle is horrible. But there are plenty of chocolate companies that take care with the environment and it's employees. For example Kah Kow is an excellent company that makes amazing chocolate. Edit: wanted to add I'm in the Caribbean not Africa & add that Kah Kow owns the land/farms their chocolate beans are grown on.
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  5. In then first ads he wouldn't even drink it and we were like bro that shit must taste so bad he won't even drink it on camera yet he eats magic spoon on camera and even eats it in videos they didn't sponser lol. So now he tries to drink it in the sponser bits lol
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  6. Just wait until he leaves to get some smokes and never comes back. Then you'll know he's your father.
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  7. But if put them out on the streets we can then jail them for being homeless /s
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  8. Finally the into the shadow we need.
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  9. This is just what I need for my drug eating flesh.
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  10. ​ @charlesbruggmann7909 I can't believe you had the gaul to correct him 😂🤣
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  11. Killing us softly with his YouTube videos lalalala
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  12. Simon can you chug an energy drink right before you turn on the camera to film that video it will be far more entertaining. I could play the video at reduced speed and your tangents would still sound normal 😂🤣
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  13. We have white phosphorus bongs in the club Also I can't believe Simon's editors didn't put ring of fire by Johnny Cash in the video.
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  14. Jeffery told me not to worry, when there's no food left, we'll still have each other.
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  15. Actually that's been plaguing humanity for 2000 years it's not new.
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  16. Time Traveller
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  17. First rule of nuclear accident club is you don't talk about nuclear accident club.
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  18. Here's to hoping this happens sooner rather than later so the rest of the planet can try to survive climate change
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  19. Yeah respecting religious beliefs is always the wrong answer. We need to jail so many religious figures and tax them too.
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  20. Oh the irony of Simon ending the video with this kind of violence should never happen again even though it's happening to the Palestinian people right now lol
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  21. But Simon everyone wants to go back to the good ol' days. We're just going back to the time before antibiotics were invented.
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  22. Simon there's companies that will make ai generated videos of people, you should have paid one to make a copy of you & then had that copy host this video. It would have been too perfect
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  23. But Simon drugs make me cool. All the kids at school said so.
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  24. So sad Simon doesn't know the mesothelioma song there's so many joke opportunities that were missed by Simon not being American.
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  25. I've seen Simon stream gaming he definitely doesn't play that trash lol
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  26. But you're first to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  27. Can't believe this one wasn't filmed on site.
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  28. WW1 is hardly "modern" but war has always been horrifying
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  29.  @flexinclouds  first day on the internet huh mate.
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  30. Simon I can't believe your editor didn't reach out to Master P for permission to use his song ghetto dope in this video lol
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  31. The day was so dark the LAPD were shooting at it.
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  32. I started a new business selling landmines that look like prayer rugs and prophets are through the roof!
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  33. ​ @unocoltrane2804 most people think of Gaul as the Roman word for the region that is today France and Belgium. I totally forgot about the gallic people and I'm part Scottish lol
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  34. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  35.  @robbygray7391  I'm chill. You're like a slinky, not really good for anything but pushing you down the stairs still makes me smile.
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  36. The title & especially that thumbnail imply the rest of the USA wasn't stolen from indigenous people.
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  37. Religion is just institutionalized ignorance so I applaud the PRC for trying to snuff out the religion in all it's territories. That said I wish the PRC would collapse already so Mongolia can be reunited, and Tibet Macau Hong Kong & Taiwan can all be independent nations.
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  38. 2nd place is just first place loser
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  39. Can't believe this video didn't feature the song the beautiful people. Also the USA plastic surgery statistics are misleading considering it's performed far far more often in the Korean peninsula
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  40. I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell But I have a key, it's called insanity. I stick it into my brain to unlock eternity.
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  41. History darkest chapter? I'd think that would go to the current Jewish regime massacring children in Gaza or the Natzis or even Simon's hero Pedro López
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  42.  @Lordrocky24  I don't think he watches his own videos those memes are added in post production lol
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  43. Penicillin wasn't the first cure and I know you know that because you've done the a video about how it was successfully cured with malaria.
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  44. Prison should buy sensory deprivation tanks so we can take the solitary confinement to a whole another level
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  45. What a failure Stalin needs to study the works of Netanyahu or Xixiping
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  46. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  47. FYI for anyone planning to try this 6:40 this will likely not work if you're going to the Eu or going from the EU to the US. The reason being is the US (since early 2000's) as well as most EU nations use 3d facial scan cameras when you approach the immigration both they already know who you are before you hand over your passport. But the US doesnt check immigration on departing persons so it would work to flee the USA assuming your destination doesn't check. Also wearing a silicone mask a la mission impossible wouldn't work as it's specifically a 3D depth camera it's checking the bone structure of your face which is incredibly difficult to fake.
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  48. I bet Lorena had this issue lol
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  49. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  50. My favorite part of John Chau's story is how his magical God protecting him from harm 😂
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  51. Nobody expected this video
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  52. Here to say I was up vote 666 & it's sad it won't stay there but keep making videos Simon we'll keep watching them
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  53. What about the genocide of the nazis after WW2 they were almost fully exterminated following the war 😂🤣
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  54. Necrophiliacs should date people with cotards 😂🤣
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  55. Too bad her name was Danielle instead of Agatha
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  56.  @nekotranslates  jews Christians and Muslim fairytale books all start the same. They only divert after the story of ahbraham. This is why they're often called the ahbrahamic religions. I think you're right and Islam popped up later but Judaism has been around a very long time with it splintering to Christianity first. Doesn't really matter it's all made up none sense anyway
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  57. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you but definitely not the first to spam a reply
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  58.  @andrewbillington5422  at this rate we'll know for certain pretty sure lol
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  59. Actually you were 4th not 1st but keep crying for that attention mommy still doesn't love
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  60. Hey, and our mommies are lost now Hey, daddy's someone else Hey, and we love the abuse Because it makes us feel like we are needed Now, but I know I wanna disappear Disappear I wanna disappear Disappear, baby
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  61. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  62. In your head it's in your heaaaad. Zombies zombies....
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  63.  @Thigamabob  lol they're still made up bullshit and the world would be better off if they were all snuffed out.
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  64. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you but definitely not the first comment or the first view
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  65. This video should feature Elon musk lol
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  66. Proving once again the UK government is gayer than aids.
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  67. I bet this book is on the best seller list in south Africa.
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  68. The fact that only one person was hanged is likely why so many confederate symphasizers and racists still live in the USA
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  69. Actually you're 3rd to reply & 2nd to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  70. 6th not 2nd but don't feel bad math is hard
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  71.  @TizBaz5  well considering Israel has been illegally stealing and occupying more and more of their land for a very long time. I'd say it was a desperate attempt by a people with almost nothing left to try to fight back. But you're response tells me you genocide is an appropriate response to an attack so clearly your head is too far up your ass to see the difference.
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  72. Bloody hell you're actually like 5th. But don't feel bad math is hard
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  73. People are born with different size hearts different metabolisms and so many other things that no two athletes really have an equal chance of winning Olympics we should just do away with testing all together. Half the events barely qualify as sports at all. It's no wonder no country wants to host them any more.
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  74. A whole video on spice and not one mention of Han solo the greatest spice smuggler.
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  75. Simón I can't believe this video doesn't feature all white everything by jeezy it was the most perfect meme moment. You need to put your editor in the basement with Danny.
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  76. I would argue the vast majority of society doesn't understand or comprehend space & time. "People like us who believe in physics know that the distinction between past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion." ~ Albert Einstein
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  77.  @GraniteStateofMind  nothing gets past detective dipshit. Except maybe your sarcasm detector.
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  78. I get King's choice to remove the book from circulation but on the other hand there's documented school shootings in the USA going back over 100 years so it seems pointless.
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  79. Christians would argue the largest tragedy in Nevada was it legalizing prostitution lol 😂
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  80. It was quite the sticky situation
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  81. The UK in general is a bit shit. Around covid-19 time was when the UK finally got rid of the law making it illegal to be homeless (is they would jail homeless people)
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  82. Run forest run!
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