Youtube comments of Michael Mayhem (@michaelmayhem350).

  1. The key to good crowd control is partying with a strong tank that knows when to taunt or use his other abilities while as a dps you're focusing your fire correctly.
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  2. So a group of very well trained men got into the presidents home without anyone knowing but didn't have an escape plan and were all apprehended after killing the president? That sounds so sketchy.
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  3. I'm still disappointed my covid-19 vaccine didn't give me free 5G reception.
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  4. Shout out to Putin for doing what the EU should have done the day Crimea was invaded by Russia.
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  5. I'm lived in the RD since 2010 so I wanted to clarify some points the RD has gone out of it's way to help Haitians who come to the DR to easily obtain a government ID (cédula) so they can live & work in RD. 75% of births in public hospitals are hatian. The wall is primarily due to the fact that on the RD side of the the island is a protected forest which Haitians frequently invade to cut down trees. The RD won't send troops to Haiti to help restore order because #1 Haiti previously ruled the RD as you covered but additionally Trujillo attempted to exterminate all Haitians (not sure why you excluded this from your video). #3 there's no interest in the RD to help Haiti so any president who tries would be committing political suicide.
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  6. Watched this on nebula but came here to laugh about how his lawyers keep quitting & now he's have issues getting new ones.
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  7. Every time I cook chili my family calls me the mad gasser
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  8. The only thing less likely than the USA agreeing to this would be Putin holding up his end of the deal if the USA did in fact agree.
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  9. Your title implies at some point boris Johnson was in control
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  10. Shout out to drugs for winning the war on drugs.
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  11. By the time the poles have fully melted and this route is viable we'll have far worse problems but it's pretty funny that burning oil melted the artic and the first thought is drilling for more oil in the artic
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  12. I love that they include era advertisements
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  13. It's almost like Putin is betting on Europe not being prepared
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  14. The death of one is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic.
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  15. I moved yo the Caribbean in 2010. Only had 1 hurricane. They all go around me to pummel Florida.
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  16. Nestle is horrible. But there are plenty of chocolate companies that take care with the environment and it's employees. For example Kah Kow is an excellent company that makes amazing chocolate. Edit: wanted to add I'm in the Caribbean not Africa & add that Kah Kow owns the land/farms their chocolate beans are grown on.
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  17. I don't think he cares as long as they keep paying him lol
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  18. Manipulating Everybody Through Advertising I think Mark nailed it
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  19. They actually filmed sever videos worth of collab and have just been uploading them one at a time
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  20. Can't wait for the follow up video why is my butt hole hairy
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  21. I can't believe the people's republic of Whistler isn't on this list 😂
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  22. Remember when there's no food left we'll still have each other.
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  23. In then first ads he wouldn't even drink it and we were like bro that shit must taste so bad he won't even drink it on camera yet he eats magic spoon on camera and even eats it in videos they didn't sponser lol. So now he tries to drink it in the sponser bits lol
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  24. Can't believe you guys didn't put a Winnie the pooh on the thumbnail
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  25. Can't believe you excluded the kid who leaked documents to his gamer buddies so they would like him
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  26. I have this deal just for nebula. Wanted to point at that offer is hugely misleading as curiousity stream is capped at 720p at that price. If you want to watch in a modern resolution the price is far higher than any other streaming service.
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  27. My favorite episode is gonna be when they get to the Holocene and they're like yeah we're not gonna survive this one it's ending pretty badly 😂😂
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  28. It's always a good time when the video has a content warning from youtube
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  29. These things sound cool in theory but they won't happen because manufacturers won't enable them without also harvesting obscene amounts of data from us. This is why so many "smart" devices won't work without an active connection to the manufacturer's server. When the manufacturers has an outage or just decides to turn off that server because they don't want to pay money to maintain it. Well then you're locked out of your home/car/office, can't turn the lights on or control the hvac system. These problems aren't theory they've already happened repeatedly.
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  30. Thanks for another great video LE & Liz
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  31. Can't believe the steel and lead re-enforced basement Danny is in wasn't on this list 📃
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  32. Won't do much but at least they're doing something.
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  33. I miss the time when treason was a death sentence
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  34. Bosses literally worked their employees & companies to death lol
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  35. The IMF got to them before they could finish uploading it
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  36.  @WHiT3_SHAD0W  República Dominicana is the proper name of the county. Kind of like how Americans say Germany but Germans call their country Deutschland or Greeks call their country Hellas or Hellenic Republic. Things have proper names, we should use them.
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  37. The explosive rise of poverty in the USA would be a more accurate title
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  38. Just wait until he leaves to get some smokes and never comes back. Then you'll know he's your father.
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  39. Yeah economic changes take a long time but no one is that patient lol
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  40. Simon had his writers make this video so he can look for a cheap second home because ghosts aren't real.
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  41. But if put them out on the streets we can then jail them for being homeless /s
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  42. Too bad can't see the down votes I'm curious how many antivaxx trolls are no longer Simon fans, 😂🤣
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  43. This video would be more suited after the incoming chrome/chronium update that will disable ad blockers
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  44. The only reason the Supreme Court blocked this is because they know Scotland would vote overwhelmingly to leave union.
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  45. No color anymore I want to paint it black
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  46. A video on the handful of cryptids that turned out to be real instead of myth would have been more interesting
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  47. Kinda surprised queen Victoria wasn't on the list of things found lol
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  48. The draft should have been on this list.
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  49. This is a great idea the attempts to crush the Cuban economy totally worked, same for Venezuela so for sure it will work in China.
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  50. I love how they include all advertisements from the year too
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  51. he would never nuke the USA as it would result in his death too(this is why he wants nukes, it's a deterrent to invaders) that said rocket science is actually far far more complicated than nuclear science. So even if he ever went off the rocker completely aside his scientists wouldn't be able to hit the mainland USA with a bomb. Maybe they get lucky aiming at Guam but Tokyo would be the likeliest of targets for them to hit (maybe Seoul but I doubt he would destroy something that he'd rather own)
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  52. His own party already told him the laws don't apply to him when they refused to impeach him. That's why no one was surprised this happened. The fbi and homeland security even anticipated it but were told to stand down and take no preventive measures
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  53. Here's to hoping Liz trust continues Boris' legacy of driving Ireland towards reunification & driving Scotland to leave the union in order to rejoin then European union.
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  54. My password is 'incorrect' so whenever I forgot my password the system tells me your password is incorrect.
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  55. Shout out to Putin for doing what the EU should have done in 2014
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  56. 90-95% efficienct still means it uses more electricity than it produces which makes it useless.
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  57. This is standard Christian mentality of the USA. If I don't like something I have to protect other people from liking it too.
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  58. It's alwags amusing to see Maga fanatics call democrats liars. 😂
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  59. You should do a video on the "city" in Antartica 🇦🇶. It wasn't easy to build and is fairly complicated to maintain
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  60. I it's a holy river, obviously their deity will protect them so they have nothing to worry about.
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  61. ​ @lawnside82  I wonder why YouTube is lame af that censorship is even needed.
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  62. He can't hear you unless you throw tea in the harbor first
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  63. Joe is the best news reporter.
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  64. I'm undecided on how I feel about the tittle.
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  65. Lol Scoville unit is how spicy is measured but it's a very subjective measurement that's not especially reliable. It is definitely not objective
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  66. Only 5? This list could have been a lot longer.
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  67. We've been pretty hard in the we're doomed category since 2000
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  68. So many puns this video was a riot 😂
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  69. I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell. But I have a key, it's called insanity. I stick in brain to unlock eternity.
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  70. Finally the into the shadow we need.
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  71. The 1940s hace plenty of content too lol
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  72. Either that or he recruited his writers to scout him future homes to buy lol
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  73. The sahara desert fertilizes the Amazon and Caribbean jungles. Replanting that desert would have a catostrophic impact on the western hemisphere & likely on the world as a whole.
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  74. I can't decide if you slept through social sciences classes in school or just blindly parrot what fox News tells you. But the level of ignorance in your comment was certainly amusing.
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  75. Simon already did a video outlining Israel's murder of innocents including aid workers and journalists and their use of banned weapons such as white phosphorus. Not sure why he'd need to revisit it with another video on any additional war crimes they've committed since the last one.
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  76. Desperation to stay relevant & stay in power
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  77. Why doesn't Allah free Palestine lol.
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  78. Side Projects: let's get into it before the intro gets long Bussines Blaze: hold my beer 🍻
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  79. This is just what I need for my drug eating flesh.
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  80. How do we know it flowed backwards then? Maybe it flows backwards now and it was flowing the correct way then.
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  81. ​ @vlogbrothers  you should talk to LegalEagle maybe he can whip up a class action suit or something for all damaged users. I have no doubt he'll be interested as his content was also used.
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  82. Just need a bering straight bridge and you could go from the bottom of south America all the way to the UK but it will never happen the USA actively discourages trains/mass transit.
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  83.  @zollen123  I was being sarcastic I don't anticipate the USA crushing the Chinese economy just like it didn't work in Cuba or Venezuela lol
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  84. Are you Brittish those people love to queue
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  85. Here's to hoping Canada will shut off the power during the super bowl
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  86. ​ @charlesbruggmann7909 I can't believe you had the gaul to correct him 😂🤣
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  87. Tldr don't sleep in the back seat of a car if Jaimie has a bottle of water
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  88. ​ @theanatomylab can you do a video on the Plastination used to preserve your cadavers? Do you guys do it yourself after a post mortem exam or it's done before you receive them? I've seen the body worlds exhibit and it's really interesting so I think other channel followers would also be interested
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  89. Saying he had a mental breakdown implies he was mentally stable at some point previously & I think that's debatable.
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  90. Not really because the USA will side with the EU
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  91. I've had more than one Russian friend tell me that he probably doesn't want to lead the country anymore and would like to retire but when he took over post ussr he got in with a lot of bad people and staying in power is the only thing that keeps him alive
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  92.  @animallover7072  I'm not sure if you're in the USA and never ridden amtrak or in EU & think that amtrak is comparable to trains in modern countries but your comment is really funny.
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  93. Lol the pope is one to talk. He should take down the massive walls around the world the papal states before he critizes anyone else.
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  94. Feels awkward USGOV or at least the CIA isn't on this list
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  95. Why isn't Joe hosting this
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  96.  @kyledouglass5078  I'm not a good healer. I don't heal people that stand in the fire lol
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  97. At this point maybe the FBI should sweep the houses of all current & former government officials. Also maybe congress should review the process for classifying stuff and try to classify less stuff. Hard to say which is less likely to happen.
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  98. Can't wait for trump org to go away. Also the guest host is great and if bringing him on means getting out more videos that's great too but it would be sad if he appears more just to be in videos Devin would otherwise be in.
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  99. Fair to say constituents are not happy with their current representation
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  100. Trump does not approve of his absence on this list 📃, he demands you recount and find the missing votes ❎
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  101. They gotta do the Elmer's glue in round 2
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  102. Can you do a video on all of Israel's war crimes like the repeated UN rulings that it's illegally occupying land but also the more recent turning off water and electricity in the Gaza.
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  103. Lol the USA acting like they're surprised. This happens every day on the USA México border
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  104. Watched this on nebula just came here to say that fb setting up new data servers to keep data within the EU would mean they lose less money in the long run so that's what I would expect them to do but mark has already lost 50 billion on his wii era graphics meta verse so I can't really say he had a history of making business wise decisions
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  105. In before Putin fanatics start commenting claiming keiv blew up the dam.
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  106. Just as long as the National Socialist German Workers' Party doesn't win, I don't trust that guy with a funny mustache.
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  107. I assure you the reality in usa is far far worse.
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  108. Tldr Biden doesn't remember where Europe is
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  109. A Colombian friend of mine was joking Colombia should invade Venezuela & reunite the 2 into 2 country to fix everything lol
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  110.  @saltiney8578  I didn't make a mistake so deal with it. The proper name of the county is Republica Dominicana which is abbreviated RD. Kind of like how the Greeks call their country Hellas or Hellenic Republic and Germans call their country Deutschland.
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  111. I hope you mention Octopuses and pigs in future episodes both are incredibly intelligent also whales and dolphins
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  112. He would just distract Xi with a pot of honey and then Xi would be like oh bother.
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  113. ​ @stocktonjoans no one cares what you have to say either lol
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  114.  @jollibetloglog2040  I did but like 2 minutes into your video you said Scoville is an objective measurement when it's very much not. The fact that you explained later that it's not objective tells me it wasn't a mistake but intentional misinformation
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  115. That purple party looks seriously blue
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  116. Lol you think college students can afford $50 a box for cereal, er sorry, $45 per box. I forgot there's $5 off
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  117. I strongly strongly strongly urge you to make friends with some IT people especially ones with Linux and home network experience. Have them help you select "smart" home products that can be run exclusively from a closed home network. This is both for your security & to prevent you from being at another companies mercy. If Alexa controls your doors windows & AWS haS an outage, you're now locked out of your home in the rain. (AWS averages 3 to 4 outages a year) Or even worse when companies go bankrupt or simply turn off the check-in server products require to function because they want to push your towards new products or just don't pay to pay to runs the servers anymore. Well now you can't control your shades or lights until you redo your home set up completely.
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  118. They forgot the black white red version...
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  119. @infinidominion  written history goes back about 7000 years man
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  120. Simon butchering Trujillo's surname was well worth watching the video but the island of Hispaniola is in the Caribbean not south America lol
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  121. 4:50 I love this comparison to roads because roads in the USA are terrible especially in small/medium sized towns. It's not working for roads it won't work for the electric grid either
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  122. Uff this new guy's voice is grating.
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  123. Yeah I live on a high population island so it's standard putting solar power on roof tops & to cover parking area. The USA has massive parking lots (Walmart Nebraska furniture mart Costco Disney etc). So it's always baffled me solar was put in the wild instead of in the city where the power is needed anyway lol
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  124. Re-electing trump wasn't bad enough now the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterparte is making come back
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  125. The thought that a pay to win game like raid shadow legends is AAA laughable. This is easily your worst video in recent memory so it's fitting you chose such a terrible sponsor.
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  126. Killing us softly with his YouTube videos lalalala
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  127. Lol simon saying to watch marcos even though he previously admitted he hasn't watched it
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  128. I guess you forgot about China north Korea and Iran & the republican party in the USA
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  129. Being pro-active so that you have remote and/or offline backups. And obviously don't pay. Everytime a company or individual pays a ransom they encourage more attacks.
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  130. You should do a video on Elizabeth Bathory "Blood Countess"
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  131. Water doesn't conduct electricity. The impurities in the water does. This can be easily demonstrated by trying to pass a current through a bowl of distilled water vs a bowl of tap water.
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  132. TLDR: The USA is done making America great again and will now return to it's policy of making the world "great" again
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  133. Worship our robot overlords
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  134. This video would have been more exciting if he was drinking those cans 1 by 1 throughout the video 😂😂
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  135. Bold of you to assume corporations aren't all innately evil 😂
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  136. Yes but no surprises there
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  137. Except when the shooter misses. Also only 1 shooter has a bullet the rest of blanks making it even worse when the guy misses
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  138. Not gonna lie I clicked this video hoping to learn your consciousness had been transferred to an advanced cyborg just before dying & the box contained the ashes of his no longer needed human body.
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  139. The split squad looks good but reminded me of high school weight lifting class when my coach told me to keep my knee above my ankles to avoid injury but this position has your knee well past the ankle
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  140. You're going to have to rename this video in 2021 when the 3 gorges dam completely breaks
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  141. Simon can you chug an energy drink right before you turn on the camera to film that video it will be far more entertaining. I could play the video at reduced speed and your tangents would still sound normal 😂🤣
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  142. I watched this on nebula but I just wanted to comment that I look forward to future videos about sodomy & hay marriage bans that will no doubt be hysterical as justice Thomas will no doubt get his way. Once those laws are repealed they should repeal the biracial marriage protection then impeach justice Thomas for marrying a white woman, maybe that would get his head out of his ass lol. Anyway keep up the great work I love your channel.
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  143. I guess Europe didn't get the memo on this change.
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  144. My favorite recent scientific discovery is that by cleaning up the air pollution we've made climate change worse as the planet is heating up a lot faster because there's less particulate matter in the atmosphere to reflect back the sun light.
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  145. Thanks for the video the supreme court has been making wild judgements for the last couple weeks and I hadn't seen a video yet so I assumed you were waiting for their summer session break to go over everything but then this decision happened and we appreciate you rushing out a video just for this.
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  146. They're not. When France is done with their tantrum they'll pull out their white flag.
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  147. It's not a fact if it's not true. A better title would be debunking things about Marie that people wrongly believe to be fact
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  148. You butchered the president's surname but thanks for the laugh & an otherwise great video Though you probably should have mentioned that the treaty signed with Haiti specifically says the Haiti cannot dam the river.
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  149. Me too but my aim is improving
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  150. You should do videos on the 2 more recent Woodstock festivals both were epic disasters lol
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  151. I love that you guys recognize it was a coup in the USA.
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  152. ​ @vipersb1 exactly!
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  153. We have white phosphorus bongs in the club Also I can't believe Simon's editors didn't put ring of fire by Johnny Cash in the video.
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  154.  @animallover7072  yes your comment makes that very clear. Try riding the amtrak to go anywhere.
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  155.  @sforza209  go to Europe or Japan and ride some trains there so you have perspective.
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  156. So unsubscribe. This isn't NASA no need to announce your departure.
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  157. More altruistic, like Ted Cruz traveling to a shit hole country to wrangle the sun and bring it back to his state.
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  158. You should do a video on parrots or macaws or other birds that are social and vocal
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  159. Jeffery told me not to worry, when there's no food left, we'll still have each other.
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  160. I thought Yahweh founded Isreal isn't that the whole point of their religion their god saved them & gave them this land 😂🤣
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  161. The bible says God is all knowing & all powerful so obviously it was his will that his followed be slaughtered by viking raiders, otherwise he would have intervened.
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  162. We won't get through this if we "stick together" we'll get through this by social distancing lol
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  163. Perfect timing with this upload just as Tonga was destroyed by a volcano. I'm sure it was just a coincidence and not an attempt to attract new viewers
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  164. Existence is pain.
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  165.  @_Shinasu  people say lots of things. A lot of people say he's not even an American lol. Don't listen to everyday people who don't have credible information lol
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  166. Maybe you should unsubscribe lol
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  167. Why isn't Joe hosting this 😢
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  168. Yeah that other guy is intolerable
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  169. Can't believe you couldn't get the NRA to sponsor this
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  170. Have you seen Idiocracy, it's my favorite usa documentary
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  171. Up voted this video just for Simon's amazing ability to keep a straight face while spewing bullshit
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  172. You mentioned a minimum wind speed but not a maximum wind, I assume because they didn't give you this information but in curious how this system would hold up to high winds. I live in the tropics so all building roofs are flat. This would be good to combine with the solar panels to generate power at night.
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  173. I live in the Caribbean and can finally afford solar panels hopefully getting them installed this August or September
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  174. Stop using Meta apps lol
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  175. It could but not with competent soldiers lol
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  176. You should do a video on how Christian extremism has ruled the USA since the 1900's especially since the rise of communism in other parts of the world.
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  177. ​ @Likelyfairy  exactly, aliens lock their windows/doors when they fly by earth
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  178. He already filed an appeal with the Supreme Court.
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  179. ​ @daanwilmer it wasn't designed specifically for music. You could find movies audio books video games etc.
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  180. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it
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  181. Farm hand: I'm done setting up the chicken coup Farmer: coop, there's a p in coop Farm hand: oh dear what I have done Queue attacking chickens 😂😂😂😂
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  182. It's not broke don't fix it.
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  183. Healthy organs can sell for millions on the black market and there's like 5 billion people in India
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  184. Actually that's been plaguing humanity for 2000 years it's not new.
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  185. The Europe-Asia distriction (while cultural) is a geographic misunderstanding. The ancient Roman's thought it was 2 separate continents but it's actually a singular Eurasian plate making it just 1 continent not 2.
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  186. Your video is dated before it released, Russia already invaded Ukraine
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  187. The death of one is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
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  188. TLDR: immediately? No. Eventually? Almost certainly yes.
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  189. Time Traveller
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  190. I would have rented the UK & USA from ever creating a Jewish state in an area where another ethnic culture has lived for the last 2000 years. No displaced Palestinians because they'd always be in their land. Problem solved.
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  191. First rule of nuclear accident club is you don't talk about nuclear accident club.
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  192. Uff this guy again. Time to unsubscibe
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  193. Are you sure they're donated? They could be body snatchers you never know
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  194. Mhmm taco bell
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  195. Why isn't Joe hosting this?
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  196. You'll have to rename this video after trump's corruption and treason convictions lol 😂 🤣
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  197. Mario can't help Italy since he's Japanese and Japan has a strict non interference policy
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  198. My favote 3 syllable password is 'incorrect' because if I forgot my password the system will tell me my password is incorrect.
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  199. Happy rise of the machines Joe
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  200. This channel used to be great but recently it's too click batey
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  201. Namaste
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  202. We can't all be archea John Green said we're all fish...
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  203. Given the increasing severe weather patterns I think a city underwater would probably be safer
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  204. I guess you could say his actions were indefensible
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  205. Why isn't this on nebula...
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  206. The guys that designed these systems went on to develop pornhub since they had so much experience with making sure people eject safely
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  207. This isn't nasa no need to announce your departure. We won't miss you.
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  208. I feel stupid. I thought Kosovo 🇽🇰 was already independent. I remember the bombing of Yugoslavia I was a teenager then.
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  209. I can't believe they didn't include the rooms the aliens hid in the pyramids & sphinx lol
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  210. This video aged well lol
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  211. Oh look americans calling immigrants a threat and discriminated against them. Too bad it was neither the first nor the last incident 🙄
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  212. Wtf about the women. It should be 1 year for everyone. They need to take their defense seriously
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  213. Excelent video. This actually happened previous with the golden state killer.
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  214. Literally no one
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  215. Thanks for another amazing video Joe
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  216. Better call the Ghostbusters
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  217. It's more meat for me.
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  218. Easy fix for Italy's debt problem. Tax the churches and charge the Vatican rent.
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  219. Here's to hoping this happens sooner rather than later so the rest of the planet can try to survive climate change
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  220.  @gusbatcho96  you forgot the originals, Vietnam & Korea 😂
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  221. I can't believe not a single the Diddler joke 😂😂
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  222.  @TrueMithrandir  well former president trump showed our nuke plans to kid rock so....
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  223.  @b_uppy  I mean that's great for Florida but he also passed a law bam saying gay so fl isn't on the list of places most people want to live
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  224. Everyone comment and thank trump for making the USA #1 Also I wanted to point out that while the USA has a large population its also a physically large county, lower population density than anywhere in Europe which should have made spread harder but the incompetent leadership made sure we got to #1 anyway
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  225. This narrator is terrible to the point the video is unwatchable
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  226. Don't worry the world revolves around you since you went there once and don't want anything to happen to the region nothing will happen to it.
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  227. But they don't need houses you can just stack them on top of each other 😂😂
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  228. Where's Joe...
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  229. I would love to hear Joe talk about the zero day market.
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  230. TLDR: in the short term yes, but in the long term he's helping the EU make carbon obsolete
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  231. Maybe you haven't noticed but the internet is changing every day
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  232. Pretty sure her doing horses would be taken down by Google 😂🤣
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  233. Why isn't Joe hosting this?
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  234. Great video but I can't believe Simon didn't put a spaceship in that thumbnail
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  235. Should probably also tell them that idiocracy was supposed to be a satire not a documentary.
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  236. Wiping out humanity would probably be better for the planet in the long run than wiping mosquitos
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  237. Maybe it's because I'm the only commentor with a degree in economics but I think a fully cashless society is a great idea. I also think it will never happen. Even if all businesses go digital there will always be cash as a reserve & of course the shadow market that isn't illegal but deals only in cash as well as the actual illegal black markets. If a countries moves to cashless to try to fight the black market it will just trade in other currencies instead. The chances of every nation deciding to be cashless is essentially zero so a cashless nation won't impede shady dealers.
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  238. Looking forward to the 24 hour long full history or hacks/leaks news video 😂🤣
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  239. Yeah it was definitely their best work
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  240. But Simon it's spelled Darkseid 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 keep up the great content it makes work much less boring.
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  241. Turning to what? Ukraine is already winning back their land as Russia keeps retreating
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  242. Water shouldn't be free it's a commodity if we treated it as such water wouldn't be wasted on things are almond farms in California or grass lawns in Nevada and new Mexico.
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  243. The only thing worth believing is that nobody exists in purpose nobody belongs anywhere everybody's gonna die.
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  244. Manscaped is the perfect sponser for a video about a missing girl lol 😂 🤣
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  245.  @dennykeaton9701  it's not & a lot of people complain about it. My point was this country was already going out of it's way to help Haitians
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  246. You should join nebula
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  247. Watched this video on nebula it was great but I can't believe you didn't add a bit about trump constantly calling out people that plead the fifth and then he did so over 400 times at his disposition lol
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  248. Yeah respecting religious beliefs is always the wrong answer. We need to jail so many religious figures and tax them too.
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  249. They just need 'murica to bring them some freedom & everything will be okay.
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  250.  @thehutch7728  it rained for the entire 1994 show making it into a giant mess. Though it was tame compared to the 1999 burning the stages down
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  251. Can't believe you didn't even mention Winnie the pooh 😂🤣
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  252. 44 minutes is a really long video to say yes black Friday is a scam.
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  253. You forgot to close with "this message was sponsered by the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation"
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  254. Looking forward to the Ukraine video as long as Joe hosts it.
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  255. UK and US condemns Myanmar, maybe I missed something but isn't this just the global version of thoughts and prayers?? Since basically the countries are saying they don't like what is being done and won't go any thing about it
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  256. @dyent  obviously no refund if it shuts down. That said I've used it for years so shutdown feels unlikely. I think the fineprint days 100 years but not 100% on that as thr eula is mind thumbing to read I just kinda glanced it
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  257. @JDMdrifterboy7  bye bye USA you voted a clown to the white house so while I drive my Chevy to the levy I sing this is the day that democracy died.
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  258. Why didn't Joe host this video 😢
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  259. Dude is like 90 give him a break. Dementia makes things hard
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  260. The permafrost is already starting to thaw which is releasing more greenhouses whichs feeds the whole cycle.
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  261. "Poland is becoming the next Germany" yeah maybe 1930's Germany
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  262. Can't believe you didn't mention trump's greatest achievements: he drove people to the polls in record numbers for 2020. Also your claim that he didn't start a war are premature as white officials reported he's planning to attack Iran 🇮🇷 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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  263. Yet they still don't lol
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  264. Oh the irony of Simon ending the video with this kind of violence should never happen again even though it's happening to the Palestinian people right now lol
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  265. Bad people don't get recognized for the good things they do because they're bad people. This is why you don't see Volkswagen celebrating their founder/creator nore Germany celebrating Hitler pulling the country out of a recession and turning around the economy. Every country with a highway has based their highways on the original highways of Germany designed and created by the Nazi but no one celebrates that either.
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  266. This video was far less pornographic than I expected
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  267. Americans are watching this like "people can travel by train??"
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  268. It should be the 51st state but republicans will never give up their tax haven
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  269. But trump said he'd make America great again 😂😂 Unfortunately I won't be voting the US gov goes out of their way to make voting outside the USA stupidly difficult but I've shared this video with friends & family back in the USA. Keep up the hard work I love your video. Also you got 2x watch time from me for this one since I already watched it on nebula lol
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  270. Pretty funny Putin used the threat of nazis in Ukraine as justification for invading but had his own hilter's youth program in Russia
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  271. Why doesn't their magically all powerful god appear to save them lol
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  272. They need to set up mini gun turrets and barbed wire
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  273. I can't believe this video wasn't brought to us by LordEagle.
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  274. I thought the Sony car was silly when it was announced but now it looks kinda cool
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  275.  @s70driver2005  he almost certainly can't fly it over someone out else's private property legally, I was being a bit on the nose with my comment
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  276. I already work 4 days a week. Saturday Sunday Monday off. It's amazing.
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  277. Not a recent case but I'd be curious to hear your legal opinions as well as your new associate's opinions on Armin Meiwes case, or the assumptions of how you think it would have gone if it happened in the USA instead of Germany. Even Germany wasn't certain on how to treat it so they ended up trying him twice.
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  278. You can't trick us into watching news without Joe
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  279. Maybe it's just because I live in the tropics but my first thought wasn't fire but termites and rot from moisture.
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  280. When there no food left we'll still have each other.
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  281. Shout-out to Boris for driving the re-unification of Ireland.
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  282. No but I'm sure some crazy dictator will try.
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  283. I hope you automated it through a home network and not reliance on 3rd parties. The moment they stop supporting your product or go out of business you're fucked and your lights/door locks/shades/etc stop working
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  284. The best way is to have high education standards and teach empathy to your citizens. This way your citizens won't be ignorant anti Vaxxers and will want to vaccinate to help those who cannot. Outside of this vaccines should be mandatory so I praise Germany for going the stick method. Giving people $100 to vaccinate teaches everyone who already got the vaccine that they made the wrong decision and next time this happens they'll be less willing.
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  285. But you comment which drives engagement & engagement is what causes the algorithm to recommend the video to more people so GG you played yourself with your silly tantrum.
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  286. You can schedule uploads to go live at any time. This video wasn't published the moment it was uploaded.
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  287. "believes in climate change" is the most asinine statement. It's not a religion, is science doesn't require your beliefs. The proper statememt be so and so understands climate change (or doesn't understand if they don't). TLDR science doesn't care what you think, it's all about the facts
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  288. Obviously it was aliens they even said so on the history Channel 😂🤣🙄
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  289.  @kieronparr3403  fact boy has 2 kids now so he needs those paychecks
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  290. TIL info stealer steal info 😂
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  291. Sad no jokes about what Joe did for his vacation.
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  292. What I didn't know you were ai Joe I thought you were a large language model.
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  293. You forgot to mention how the PRC asked Putin to delay his invasion of Ukraine until the Olympics ended
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  294. Where do I sign up to be on one of these squads
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  295. Good thing Italy voted against recognizing climate change. I'm happy to see things are working out for them.
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  296. Why was the the UK included in this survey lol 😂 🤣
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  297. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  298. I can't imagine why your sponser read doesn't mention it's $45 a box WITH that $5 off 😂🤣🤣
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  299. But Simon everyone wants to go back to the good ol' days. We're just going back to the time before antibiotics were invented.
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  300. I'm hoping yes they will but the reality is the USA will likely back off like they did with Hong Kong.
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  301. Please do a video on TOR or on the internet or both
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  302. For the right price he can love you too
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  303. The point of the title is to get you to click on the video. Since you're here ranting in the comments the title is 100% on point because you clicked the video and you even wrote a comment which drives engagement & encourages the AI bot to serve the video to other people. Well played. 😂
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  304.  @KateStantonSings  alcoholic caffeinated drinks have been banned in most countries because it's basically just asking for a heart attack. Though bars get around this by serving you the red bull & vodka in 2 separate glasses for you to mix yourself.
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  305. Simon there's companies that will make ai generated videos of people, you should have paid one to make a copy of you & then had that copy host this video. It would have been too perfect
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  306. Where's Joe...
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  307. We don't have to wonder about the world before antibiotics we'll be back there soon as bacteria are quickly becoming resistant
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  308. Can't believe you guys didn't use the song regulators in this video...
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  309. Why isn't this on nebula??? 😢 Edit: nvm you mentioned it at the end but epic it's sponsered by nebula but not on nebula lol
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  310. I was gonna up vote but we didn't get a demonstration of the sponser product 😂🤣
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  311. Time travel is impossible and not science based so obviously this series is for general audience and not scientists lol
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  312. But Simon drugs make me cool. All the kids at school said so.
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  313. Can't believe Simon didn't guest host his wife to demonstrate all of these different methods 😆🤣
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  314. You forgot make-up and cosmetic surgery
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  315. Joe should host all videos on this channel.
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  316. I was thinking the same. She looks like she's aged 20 years just in the last year. Probably from all these videos.
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  317. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  318. Hydrogen is a green fuel but the production of fuel quality hydrogen is very much not a green process and that's why electric cars have taken off but hydrogen cars have faced more resistance and scrutiny despite oil companies backing hydrogen car research.
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  319. If we could stop it than it wouldn't be unstoppable. What an asinine clickbait title.
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  320. Hi Joe
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  321. ​ @BusesAreFatCars  you're part of the problem. Parents don't have an college/university in education they shouldn't be decided what anyone learns, same for government officials. When teachers can teach what they feel kids need to learn to prepare them for the world, the world will be a better place.
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  322. You didn't mention ESET on Mac os. I use M1 Mac book Pro 16 for work (I'm a Linux admin & it's what the office IT gave me to wah) i have to reinstall ESET every 6mo or so because after a few Mac OS updates it eventually breaks. No idea if this is an ESET problem or a Mac problem though I'm betting probably a Mac one which brings me to my question, can you recommend an alternative anti virus specifically for Mac os.
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  323. The EU is going to complain that India & China made this possible by agreeing to buy Russia's gas but the reality is the EU should have done this in 2014 so in the long run Putin is doing the EU a favor.
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  324.  @TheEDFLegacy  I've not used it but from what I can gather it's about 3x the price of my APC BX1500M. It has 15 ports vs my 10 and the battery is bigger but APC supports connecting additional batteries to increase capacity so the only other benefit is that this charges fast and the APC charges pretty slow.
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  325. He's a robot you can't blame him for trying to clickbait you he's just trying to be more human.
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  326. Right?! That new guy's voice is terrible. I'm glad this guy is still making videos
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  327. @Av-vd3wk  that video was da bomb 😂🤣
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  328.  @marioleos3745  I watched the video in nebula then waited for it to post here so I could comment lol
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  329. Your comment got cut off I think you meant to say "first loser crying for attention"
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  330. He's still going through puberty stop picking on the kid 😂😂
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  331. I can't believe WWIII wasn't on this list 😂🤣
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  332. Says someone who has never left the mainland or probably their own home town lol. Try going to Hawaii or Puerto Rico or Guam. Way better than the Carolinas
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  333. Rude! AI news is real news! 😂😂😂
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  334. I'm not saying you're wrong but Germany was technology superior in both world wars and lost both to superior numbers of the ally forces. The PRC standing military is larger than the entire population of the USA...
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  335. So sad Simon doesn't know the mesothelioma song there's so many joke opportunities that were missed by Simon not being American.
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  336. I know you're the only one in the office but it would have been funny if you sat around & pretender to debate with yourself for the nebula section, 😂🤣
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  337. TLDR the PRC
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  338. I can't believe tiananmen square wasn't on this list. Simon must be on Winnie the pooh's payroll now.
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  339. TLDR: we need to burn as much oil and gas as fast as possible. Use it all up now so there's nothing left to burn.
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  340. Murder goes Berrrrrrrrrrr-wick
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  341.  @c_n_b  this is typical most of Simon's sponers are a bit shit. Manscaped is a crap Razor $300 for a pair of vessi shoes is ridiculous, althetic greens like most supplements are useless for 99% of people because they don't have deficiencies. Squarespace is a decent platform but it's fully closed so you never never leave it to go to another web host. Etc etc. But don't think Simon doesn't have standards he hasn't done a raid shadow legends sponsor yet lol
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  342. Yeah they should replace this dude and get the lady a proper microphone or just replace the lady too. The content is great but it's presentation is painful.
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  343. That was a joke he's not gonna stop
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  344. I'd argue your podcasts always sucked and AI Joe saved your channel.
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  345. Omg I'm glad this narrator is back. The new guy is terrible
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  346. Looking forward to paying million yen for a dinner 😂
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  347. Please do a weird food history video on Armin Meiwes
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  348. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please
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  349. I was thinking more like Syria lol
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  350. Joe they should have put you on a tablet and took you to CES too.
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  351. Scurvy gums make your breath smell so good though 😂
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  352. Clearly the TLDR staff hasn't seen Idiocracy
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  353. Ethiopia is also one of the most longest standing catholic countries. Why isn't their God feeding them? Who are we to against God's will by helping them.
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  354.  @ezachleewright2309  maybe from humidity but I leave in the Caribbean, I'm willing to bet even if a hurricane doesn't blow it over it will force moisture into the boards which will eventually warp and rot.
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  355. All hail our future robot overlords.
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  356. Would have been funny if the video intro was "tldr: it's the PRC's fault thanks for watching" 😂😂
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  357. A video about Antártica 🇦🇶 would be cool since several countries lay claim to parts of it even though technically no country is allowed yo claim it
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  358. In Roman Latin the C has a hard k name so his name would have been pronounced kee-ker-o not cis-er-o
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  359. What about Norton versus Kaspersky 😂🤣
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  360. Watched it on nebula already but watching it again here because it was great & LE deserves the money for the hard work.
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  361. Never
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  362. BEEP¡😂
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  363. I feel like your standing behind me entirely too close, whispering in my ear 😂
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  364. A dead raccoon could be trump. Bidens best bet is to continue to do nothing and stay out of the media. Let trump continue to botch everything.
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  365. You missed the perfect opportunity to point out that humans evolved in Africa so the anti migrant Europeans were once migrants too 😂🤣
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  366. Is it the right video or milking the same video a 3rd time?
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  367. Clerks would top it.
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  368.  @LifeWhereImFrom  okay great I was worried there was a backlog I needed to watch. I appreciate your hard work & enjoy your videos.
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  369. Fertility rates of native nationals are falling in every country are you really going to do a video on each one lmfao
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  370. There's nothing to be confused about a greater health impact causes a greater economic impact hit later on. Places that take the early economic hit to lock down and stop the spread fair better economically.
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  371. ​ @vlogbrothers  you mentioned you're unsure about international access, as someone who moved out of the USA 20 years ago I wanted to take a moment to assure that the movie will be on pirate's Bay within ours of it's release on max and everyone who wants to see it while not in a country that max is offered at an affordable price will absolutely see it. Side note, how did I miss paper towns got a movie???
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  372. Joe's jokes are the best on the internet. Don't silence him because of the loud minority.
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  373. Remember how they surrendered immediately? Forgot Afghanistan, if the Afghanistan people won't fight for their country, certainly no one else should.
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  374. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  375. Probably because Israel has breaking internationalaw for the last 50 years. Older generations think they have to let the jews do anything they want because of the holocaust. Just like they think anyone who isn't supporting Israel is antisemitic.
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  376.  @saltiney8578  either typo or auto-correct changed it when it noticed I was typing in English instead of Spanish
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  377. Simon you forgot to mention how yummy the tide pods taste lol 😂😂
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  378. You forgot to mention the boner easily the most important bone for most.
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  379. Bold of you to assume a lack of empathy is an inhibition. Being able to make decisions based purely on logic without emotional influence is useful. This is no doubt why it's so common among CEOs & world leaders
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  380. Bring back the inquisition 😂😂
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  381. Shanghai lol it's so polluted you can't see the skyscrapers anymore
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  382. Ozymandias was the true king of kings
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  383. Great explanation but why doesn't Joe host them?
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  384. Germany has basically always been right or far right. So it leaning right while all of Europe leaning right is hardly a surprise.
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  385. Typo in your title it should say the 2nd biggest scandel in the USA history. You're about 4 years late for the biggest scandel title
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  386. You re-titled the video after posting on nebula to try to trick me into watching twice but it didn't work 😝
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  387. I've seen Simon stream gaming he definitely doesn't play that trash lol
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  388. I remember reading this in the news it was pretty funny. I can't wait to hear your video on trump's amazing new record of 37 federal inditements and how it managed to get assigned to the same crooked judge
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  389. Great idea for a video & collab mate. What if NileRed used his chemistry skills to make bullets from different alloys & metals then you guys shoot them at ballistics gel and record it in slow-mode to see the different effects. @theslowmoguys
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  390. Are you sure you used pictures of Indians in your video, I didn't see a single feather, teepee or peacepipe 🤔🤣😂🤣🤣😂
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  391.  @RunaroundAtNight  but then you have to run power lines back to the city which isn't cheap. It makes more sense to cover Disney's parking lot with solar panels & then let Disney power there millions of watts they need for everything at the park during the day & dramatically decrease demand on the grid, especially during a hot summer day.
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  392. Go Joe!
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  393. Simonbot uploaded the video to the wrong channel again
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  394. For the right price he could love you too 😂🤣
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  395. ​ @shannonsloan7246  agreed casual criminalist & decoding the unknown are his best channels.
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  396. Basically
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  397. No but yes. It's used to filter out an excess of applicants but as the population continues to grow this becomes less likely.
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  398. The curse was the best thing they found and you didn't even mention it lol
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  399. Recycling lithium batteries isn't that hard you just strip out the lithium and drop it in water
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  400. Love yours videos I always watch them on Nebula but I wanted to pop into YouTube to point out you forgot an incredibly important alternative route. The ice in the north is melting at an incredible rate, ice that's normally present year long is gone. A couple more years of this and sailing from California north over Canada to Europe and/or the US east coast will be viable. That's why both the USA and Russia have started staking claims to any bit of land near the north pole that they can
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  401. I like your optimism talking about things like the future
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  402. Yes but hopefully doing so destroys the Republican party
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  403. Borrowing more money also increases inflation and decreases the value of money, just a slower rate than outright printing it.
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  404. Saying China is the largest country is misleading. It has the largest population but Russia is far larger land country.
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  405. Holy fuck that was a long promo I had to stop the video
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  406. Thanks for the great content Joe
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  407. A more appropriate tittle would be can the CCP be stopped.
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  408. You guys should have opened with lastpass the best video over... 😂🤣😂🤣 Then you could be like breached again, let's look at real tools
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  409. It was safer than the meat packing in a gay bar in the 1980's
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  410. But you're first to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  411. South Africa is on point but at the same time the court has no mechanism for enforcement so anything it decides doesn't matter.
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  412. CBP has used facial recognition since the late 1990's it's baffling that the TSA hasn't used the same technology.
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  413. I hope Samsung wrote you a big check to post their advert
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  414.  @TheAUTcheker  #1 the payment isn't disclosed so that's a violation of terms of service & more importantly. They're not contributing anything. This isn't a review or an in depth or behind the scenes look at a product. It's literally just a repost of Samsung advert. Also Apple is a shit company & I called them out for reporting apple ads too. This isn't about Samsung or Apple lol
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  415. Too bad most HOA would take your home if you did that
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  416. Can't believe the fort from Waco wasn't on this list lol 😂 🤣
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  417. It would have been funny if you uploaded this video before the elections ended
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  418. The title implies all popes aren't bad lol
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  419. The EU should have stopped buying Russian energy when Crimea was invaded so Putin is doing them a favor.
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  420. Built by a rich white man, what a surprise lol Also Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  421. Because Baldwin is the producer he's legally responsible for the set and crews and everything behind the scenes so he's legally culpable for her death ☠
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  422. Exactly
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  423. Can't believe you guys didn't take Joe to CES 😂
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  424. I agree. Honestly I don't understand why the humans on this channel don't just let Joe host every video.
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  425. 5:05 using an octopus arm recoiling from pain is a terrible example of noiception because every octopus leg has it's own brain. So this wasn't like a geckos tail that falls off and squirms to trick predators.
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  426. What we can learn from 2020 season is that 2021 will be worse
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  427. 02:15 for when you're in the front yard and there's a T-Rex in the backyard and you need to shoot through the entire house because there's not enough time to reposition.
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  428. Really disappointed you guys the misleading fact that China is the largest pollutor today. If we total all emissions from the start of the industrial revolution until today the USA is the largest pollutor with the UK as a close second.
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  429. Not first viewer but definitely first to cry out for the attention your mom never gave you because she doesn't love you.
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  430. Can't believe you missed the perfect opportunity to dig on the USA by saying coup were only attempted in shit hole countries lol 😂 🤣
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  431. Can't believe this one wasn't filmed on site.
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  432. It's YouTube's fault I'm subscribed but never get a notification until well after a video is uploaded.
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  433. So glad CES is over so Joe is back
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  434. Feel like these collab should be a really thing.
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  435. By the time you've read this you've already read it.
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  436. Yet another video that could be drastically improved if it was hosted by Joe.
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  437. Wth is this vertical format.
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  438. Also, I should point out that #1 this video is a list of opinions, your tantrum because your opinions don't line up with theirs is hysterical. Secondly, their other videos are facts/news reporting, just because you don't like what they say, doesn't make what they say an opinion instead of a fact.
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  439. Joe is most qualified to review his brethren.
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  440.  @lordquad4604  maybe explain that to the Russians. Or maybe go to move to Ukraine and live there so you experience what the Russians are putting these people through so you can stop thinking about video games.
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  441. 24:00 pretty Israel was intentionally targeting them. Don't have to share the land if no one is left to share it with.
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  442. WW1 is hardly "modern" but war has always been horrifying
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  443. He's so famous he had a dot named after him
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  444. We can just eat each other. A lot of Americans are so far you could probably get by on one for weeks. The world is overpopulated so we'd be solving 2 problems at once.
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  445. Can't believe he wasn't like it was aliens, video over 😂😂🤣🤣
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  446. Hopefully 2022 will be remembered for the fall of Iran and the return of Persia
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  447. Ukraine doesn't have oil & gas, they made money from the pipelines that run through the area from Russia to EU.
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  448. Speak for yourself, I want a scuba tank attached to my phone. I'd never have to worry about someone trying to steal it again 😂🤣
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  449. The most important thing about gemini is Google admitting they staged the entire demo lol
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  450. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen also in your sponsor read you forgot to mention squarespace is a closed system its impossible to ever move your website to another host.
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  451. Looking forward to the video on the decline and collapse of the USA.
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  452. Holy fuck mates. Normally I love your content but the first 6 minutes of the video was just bs hype and then you went back to it again in the middle of the video.
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  453. He just needs to enlist a group of men in brown shirts to help him
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  454. Google's AI tells me eat rocks and put glue on my pizza and this company has a smaller budget so I'm sure their AI will do great things with my money.
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  455. They're going to take the video down and reupload it without the music just for you
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  456. He stole someone else's job he's not gonna just give it to you 😂😂
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  457. Actually it's 2 north and south, ie the entire western hemisphere but definitely not one country. I commented to tell him the same 😂🤣
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  458. Yeah same. Some of the best content on the internet. I dunno why they don't let him host all their videos
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  459. PFAS is an abbreviation not a word...
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  460. More like first to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  461. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan
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  462. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  463. She left him because it's micro & soft he's okay with it because he already put a 5G vaccine chip in her 😂🤣😂🤣
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  464. Not even Christopher Reeves would stand for this.
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  465. A species capable of interstellar space travel would be as advanced over us as we are over the Neanderthals but it's amazing how many people thing we'd be able to easily shoot down such spacecraft when & if they ever appeared.
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  466. Thanks for continuing to make great videos.
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  467. @jetli740  history is not politics lol. Also ChatGPT is bad too for the same reason. Not sure why you'd think otherwise.
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  468. They better name them skynet lol
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  469.  @jimmyyorkshire4495  best. I think you meant to say Simon is only talking about the best ones.
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  470. Is it really over though? Amber heard will appeal and if she wins Johnny will appeal that and it will go on forever. Regardless I think Johnny won in the court of Public opinion as most people seem to back him so hopefully be can get new movie rolls.
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  471. I love the OAS because the USA basically ignored it and repeatedly interfered with it's "allies" to topple governments and replace leaders
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  472. Tldr just use the same password for everything and you'll never forget it lol
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  473. Yeah mine too, I dunno understand why this channel excludes him from most of his videos.
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  474. Hopefully yes but realistically probably not
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  475. You're using Google maps to see over walls but I know you have drone cameras
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  476. He's probably drunk and posted on the wrong channel
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  477. Mary Shelley wrote frankstein and created the modern science fiction genre. It's sad everyone makes a video about hg wells or Isaac asimov. People only want to remember the white man accomplishments
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  478.  @LegalEagle  I agree but trump does not.
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  479.  @flexinclouds  first day on the internet huh mate.
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  480. I wouldn't worry about it, a failed painter will become a politician and save the country 🤣😂
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  481. Why are they hunting for it? Everyone knows it's in London museum
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  482. I prefer bald beavers
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  483. Still waiting for videos on TOR and on the internet
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  484. The funny thing is drones are destroying the Russian navy & the US is downsizing it's navy to focus on more modern combat tactics lol
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  485. I propose a combined US/UK system. Let prices rises uncontrolled (ie in usa) then we jail the poor and homeless people (ie UK system) all problems solved /s
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  486. Probably recorded before it happened but today this immunity was removed in Colorado.
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  487. Simon I can't believe your editor didn't reach out to Master P for permission to use his song ghetto dope in this video lol
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  488. Why wasn't this uploaded to nebula until a full 24 hours after youtube....
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  489. I guess someone forgot to tell you "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."
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  490. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  491. Gotta pay for that yacht
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  492. If only Bismarck had some great great grand children to whip Germany into shape 😆🤣
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  493. Especially the spines they taste good and make excellent tooth picks
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  494. @TheRealOrbit909  a stop believing in made up things like Santa Clause or Jesus when I was like 6 or 7 lol. But if you want to believe in fairy tales to help you deny reality that's your loss.
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  495. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  496. Funny I thought the same reading your comment.
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  497. Why isn't Joe hosting this
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  498.  @tolurker1  well at least you understand. The other commenters must be blind patriots lol
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  499. Your freedom is not free of dumb. Also thanks for another great video I watched it yesterday in nebula.
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  500. Has the law turned into something else or is it just outing racism and other tendencies of this politicians/celebrities/etc
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  501. Asbestos is safe for consumption just mix it in with some kfc
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  502. Hey you guys need to talk to your YouTube rep, this is like the 3rd time your video doesn't show up in my subscriptions. I only found it scrolling the recommended feed and it eventually popped up there.
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  503. Watch the show it will make sense
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  504.  @UndecidedMF  yeah I commented before the video ended 😂🤣
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  505. the DOJ SHOULD investigate them but won't because the DOJ is run by the president's lapdog.
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  506. Kind of disappointing you didn't mention the Czech Republic. They're not as big population or GDP wise but they have done a great job and without leadership as there's currently several corruption cases against their leader.
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  507. I used to do push ups during loading screens especially as a teenager in the ps1/2 days but with my ps5 pro it loads in seconds or instantly even
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  508. I know you try to lean into the clickbait for the algorithm but I wanted to point out that if he had not taken the stand, he still would have been found guilty.
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  509. Great video but why didn't Joe host it.
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  510. I recently noticed you're on nebula so you post exclusive videos there. I've used nebula for years so I'm not sure how I only just today noticed you're there & watched this video there today
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  511.  @colingallagher1443  well that's even less likely than what I suggested
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  512. Tldr it was us. Humanity is a plague upon earth.
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  513. You should move. All the good behavior in LA won't offset the bad behavior from billions of people in other parts of the year.
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  514. The day was so dark the LAPD were shooting at it.
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  515. They've got enough rice & beans to fuel the gas
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  516. If Merkel would just make an only fans account the entire world wouldn't be so eager to spy on her 😂😂🤣🤣
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  517. The best hope for everyone is that santis refuses to step aside and as many other people step up to challenge him as well. It would be ideal if basically the same thing happened on the other side but unfortunately presidents very rarely lose re-election so the chances of any democrats running against Biden is pretty close to 0
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  518. seems pretty ridiculous that teachers have a duty to report (even suspected abuse) but police officers do not.
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  519. In Russia war prepares you
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  520. Can't believe you make a video on catholicism & didn't discuss the rampart child abuse the church actively engages in
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  521. Replacing plastic bottles & going back to glass for bottles of milk & soda globally would be far worse for the world. The amount of fossil fuels burned to make the glass not to mention the already shortage of sand. Sure glass is reusable but the fact that there's like ~8,000,000,000 people makes it impossible to provide enough glass bottles for everything.
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  522. What baffles me is the USA is supposed to have separation of church in state but the top political issues currently being debated in congress and by the Supreme Court are all religious issues
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  523. Yeah it's pretty on point.
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  524.  @pyromania1018  right? I was almost certain I'd heard him do a video on Trujillo before lol
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  525. I started a new business selling landmines that look like prayer rugs and prophets are through the roof!
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  526. Why just 1? If you use 3 you can do the classic 2 in the pink 1 in the stink
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  527. ​ @unocoltrane2804 most people think of Gaul as the Roman word for the region that is today France and Belgium. I totally forgot about the gallic people and I'm part Scottish lol
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  528. Sure they blast less radiation but now they're overheating lol
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  529. I hope EU blocks entry of brittish people it would be quite funny.
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  530.  @GodHealsAllGood  A is for Apathy.
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  531. With that title it would have been epic if the video was about an important person in Taiwan
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  532. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  533.  @robbygray7391  I'm chill. You're like a slinky, not really good for anything but pushing you down the stairs still makes me smile.
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  534. So hard to focus on the video when I keep thinking why isn't the host bald 😂
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  535. Can't believe you didn't use this song for the video https://youtu.be/mQ2-SkLfldk
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  536. Nah it's just a compilation of old movies
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  537. Yeah the TSA hates it when I wear my travel cloak.
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  538. Where's Joe...
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  539.  @JanKowalski-vj9py  putin is very right not left. So you replied to tell me I was correct so thanks for that lol
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  540. Tldr: it's the horsemeat in the meatballs that's what caused this.
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  541. It's super funny that your crash course religion series made it all of 3 episodes before you turned off the comments lol
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  542. Tldr: it's because AC is expensive
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  543. Me first
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  544. Lol the only way the USA gets 80% vaccination rate is if all the vast majority of anti Vaxxers die from the virus
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  545. If you think you have a gas leak just light some candles, way cheaper than fancy detectors 😂🤣
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  546. Your video doesn't matter. You can't use logic to get someone to change their mind/position if they didn't get use logic to get to their current position. All those confederate flag waiving supporters of trump don't care about trump they vote for him because he will tear down democracy they're racist & butthurt about losing the Civil War. They don't vote for trump for him to win they do it so the USA loses. This is coming from someone who has lived in the Ozarks for years as well as deep south like Louisiana & and Texas.
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  547. This is my favorite video just got dispelling the myth that the USA is the shining beacon of democracy
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  548. Upvote if you're disappointed by the lack of rock me Amadeus Jones
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  549. Looking forward to seeing the police use nuclear power teasers on USA citizens
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  550. The clickbait on these video titles is getting out of control.
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  551. Misha is unstoppable
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  552. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  553. Great video but curious why you singled out south Korea. The same problems exist in mainland China and to a lesser extent in Japan as well & of course in north Korea too. Edit: I know we don't have reliable numbers for China but we can infer if they're admitting it's 0.9 it's likely far lower. As for north Korea the population there has been shrinking because of famine so it would hard to believe the population there wasn't shrinking too
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  554. I don't think he has a back. Someone asked him to turn around and he said he couldn't because he doesn't have a back to his head lol
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  555. Do a video on the internet and on TOR
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  556.  @MiracleManGaming  I don't like the taste of salty food. Aside from occasionally French fries I don't eat stuff with salt
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  557. I wish just once someone would mispronounce Niger so we can have a cheap laugh 😂
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  558. Tldr: less green support so they can bring back the red white black flag
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  559. The AI is claiming it's a person. This is the beginning of the end 😂😂😂
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  560. Can't believe you didn't mention the auschwitz replica in southwest China 🇨🇳
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  561. @SeahawkGaming-xp7bl Jeffrey told me not to worry because when there's no food left we'll still have each other.
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  562. Haha I miss clippy
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  563. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  564. Bit premature publishing this the morning that Maga crazies said they'd start a civil war
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  565. You forgot Isla Nublar
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  566. Should have included a clip of dredd saying he is the law
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  567. Can you do a video on Israel's illegal occupation of the Gaza and Palestinian lands
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  568. Because they didn't learn from Bush that you can't win a war on terror lmfao.
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  569. Elon/Tesla is planning to sue people who resell their Cybertruck after less than a year. That sounds incredibly not legal. Supposedly the terms of sale say if they resell it they have to sell it back to tesla or pay tesla a $50,000 resell fee.
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  570. More like first to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you but definitely not the first to spam a brainless response to the video
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  571. Gotta sell your mind body & soul just to pay rent and eat.
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  572. Bold of you to assume the USA has any kind of future
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  573. Can't believe you only mentioned angels and people's hard work, WHAT ABOUT THE ALIENS!! 😇🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  574. The title & especially that thumbnail imply the rest of the USA wasn't stolen from indigenous people.
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  575. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  576. Of course it is haven't you read/seen the expanse
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  577. @nastybadger-tn4kl  while I feel like your comment is just a petty cry for attention if that's really how you than you should know that youtube recommendations work on 2 factors. Watch time and engagement. If you thought the video was bad the worst possible thing you could have done is watch it all and then leave a comment too 😂🤣😂🤣 so GG you played yourself.
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  578. It's almost like SS was never designed to be relied on by everyone lol
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  579. The USA will have to sell Russia some of their bullet proof backpacks
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  580. It's going down
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  581. Here in 2022 to say this video didn't age well lol 😂 🤣
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  582.  @Jakob.Hamburg  I don't need to watch it I'm fully aware black Friday is a scam. Most holidays in general are commercials scams such as valentine's day
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  583. The title was more pornograohic than the video actually was 😂🤣😂🤣 More seriously you mentioned Disney land have you gone? What about the Mario world park?
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  584. Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
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  585. This video did not age well lol
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  586. Speaking of dangerous I can't believe you guys never built a nuclear reactor without uranium/plutonium it's totally possible despite decryers saying other wise
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  587. Best part of my day
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  588. When Nelson got out of prison he went on to become a world leader and never went back to jail. I think this is proof the prison system works 😂🤣😂🤣
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  589. Can't believe this video made it almost 10 hours before they renamed it and changed the thumbnail.
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  590. Decriminalization is the only option. Drugs without a doubt won the war on drugs.
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  591. It's not the USA job to police the world. Thsts why there's a UN and UN peacekeeping forces. The USA should eat their humble pie admit defeat and leave. Yes it's true their progress towards democracy will be undone but they also caused the taliban to take control by abandoning Afghanistan after stopping the soviet invasion...
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  592. This is one of your best videos yet. It was a very long & painful wait for it to pop up on YouTube so I could share it with coworkers that don't have nebula lol
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  593. If you get syphilis just hang out with some mosquitos until you get malaria
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  594. The title should be how Israel 🇮🇱 terrorist Palestine and steals their land.
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  595. You said 8 minutes but it was over 9 and a half. I feel deceived 😂🤣🤣
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  596. Religion is just institutionalized ignorance so I applaud the PRC for trying to snuff out the religion in all it's territories. That said I wish the PRC would collapse already so Mongolia can be reunited, and Tibet Macau Hong Kong & Taiwan can all be independent nations.
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  597. @17:00 are you sure AI still needs human input? Google's AI told me to eat rocks and put glue on a pizza. Seems like they're doing a good job of impersonating people already 😂🤣
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  598. Time to roll out the tanks
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  599. This was always going to happen when the USA left. The USA shouldn't have been in the country much less occupying it for 20+ years. It's sad global leaders can't recognize this and blame Biden for giving the country to the Taliban. The reality is they failed to ever take it from the taliban. No different from Vietnam or Korean war, USA loses again.
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  600. I love your videos, I normally watch them on Nebula but I wanted to drop here to save if the rest of given was given a vote they would probably vote to kick Quebec out of Canada so they wouldn't have to continue to deal with all government documents being in English and French lol
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  601. When are you going to do a cross over with Pornhub? That's the slow mo video everyone wants to see 😂🤣
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  602.  @b_uppy  judges/courts regularly rule in favor of HOA over the home owner so there's no chance that happens lol
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  603. What about a video on Mónica Lewinsky she was easily the most famous side project of the 1990's era.
    2
  604.  @toribern419  lyrics by Insane Clown Posse
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  605. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  606.  @Armin.2627  I always thought the people who wrote first were too brain dead to write anything more coherent than a single word. You just confirmed it with your reply.
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  607. Can you do a video on the sumarians. Also a video on that race from 10,000 years ago that everyone keeps saying built the sphinx before Egypt was a desert, 😂🧌
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  608. While we're drinking out of soggy paper straws Kardashian flew to Paris from LA just to eat this one cheesecake that she likes and is only sold there. The planet is fucked, every day people can't compete with the level of pollution of rich people
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  609. The best earthquake detector is 2 googly eyes on a wall
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  610. Hopefully Scotland & Wales are the next countries to join the EU 🇪🇺
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  611. Fucking hell 6 minutes of blab & promos before the video even starts
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  612. If the jews want the land their god promised them he needs to float down from the sky and magic away the people in the land old testament style. Until then Israel should be dissolved & the land returned to the people it was taken from following WWII.
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  613. Just because he's ai doesn't mean he's not reading the script he wrote 😂🤣
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  614. Anyone else hoping they March into Russia as a Middle finger to Putin after retaking all their land or its just me 😂
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  615. The popcorn was my favorite but also how the card curls up when shot was cool. Too bad you can't film a big explosion this way.
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  616. The entire western hemisphere is the "America" as named by Christopher Columbus. If you're not going to mention anything outside of the USA you should correct your title.
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  617. The FBI reported in the early 1990's the biggest threat to the USA gov was right wing Christian extremists. They just do nothing about it
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  618. ¡Viva la revolución!
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  619.  @QuesoCookies  couldn't agree more, I'm moved away years ago and haven't missed it or once thought about returning
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  620. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  621. I can't wait for the plot twist of Drake used to hang out with Sean 'the Diddler' Combs
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  622. No but good effort with the video.
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  623. Yer ruiningit
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  624. Worst thing about not having cancer is no free wish from the make a wish foundation
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  625. Print more money then invade Taiwan
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  626. Ukraine should invade Belarus
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  627. 2nd place is just first place loser
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  628. Just a screw?? It was such a good screw society couldn't walk for weeks after that screw
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  629. Simon where's the TIFO: How to refine ricin from caster beans. You're in Prague not the USA the fbi can't get you and you're too close to the Kremlin for the CIA to bother either
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  630. I can't believe you didn't mention the original recipe. Coke a cola has come in the name for a reason...
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  631. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  632. If you break them open the insides are super yummy
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  633. Good ol planned obsolescence.
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  634.  @jenniferlonnes7420  you're right. That's way better than the hundreds of thousands and sometimes millions of views & likes the regular narrator gets. I retract my initial statement as you've clearly proven this guy is better. Except you haven't, people like stupid shit. Stupid shit is often popular just look at the idiots eating tide pods. This guy's reading a script like it's the first time he's seen it. It's objectively bad. His voice is gratey (which I acknowledge is my opinion) but if you compare performance of his videos to performance of videos of the original announcer it's pretty easy to see there's a clear difference and my opinions aren't unique.
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  635. The holocaust always puzzled me. If yahweh is all powerful why didn't he intervene to protect his followers? It's almost like it was just a bunch of ignorant people killing other ignorant people.
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  636. The lack of a shot of Dan or gaffin injecting the eppi-pen was disappointed. Why not get a current one instead of an expired one, dust gaff with cinnamon then roll the camera
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  637. Tldr: too little too late we're all gonna die anyway
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  638. Can't believe you guys didn't reach out to Trent Reznor to include his song happiness in slavery for this video
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  639. Ugh this voice
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  640. Since when is Russia part of Europe lol....
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  641. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  642. I live in one of those "poorer countries" but there's no delta variant here I'm indifferent
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  643. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  644. One eyed one horn flying purple people eater...
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  645. Yeah just like in Crimea...
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  646. Werewolves
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  647. Can't believe this video didn't feature the song the beautiful people. Also the USA plastic surgery statistics are misleading considering it's performed far far more often in the Korean peninsula
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  648.  @davidwallgren7575  except it is. The stories were intended as a way to teach kids life lessons which Disney has removed
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  649. When you're dead you won't know it and won't feel anything. It's everyone around you that suffers. It's the same when you're stupid.
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  650. For your video on how the USA & China are preparing for war I wanted to point out the oil blockade wouldn't be as effective as you implied as the PRC has banned the sale of gasoline by 2030. A friend was in China visiting family this past September and told me there's already cities and towns that don't have a single gas station.
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  651. Wren is such scam I can't believe you let them sponser them. They're sponsered by big businesses to continue to push the narrative that individuals control climate change. A single large multinational company releases far more carbon in to the atmosphere than all individuals combined.
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  652. Disappointed he didn't mention viruses
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  653. The intro should have been this: because aliens, it's always aliens. Don't forget to like subscribe and click the bell icon and here's a word from our sponser...
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  654. Can't believe the moon landing wasn't on this list, Simon is trying to appease the lizard people 🦎 😂🤣
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  655. This is a great video, can't wait to see the lunch and dinner ones
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  656.  @GodofWarChuka  no way to prove it was accidental or intentional. He had like 5 different drugs in his body at once. Maybe he was trying to get high and accidentally offed himself or maybe he was tired of life. But since he was rich and famous, the official story will always be it was accidentally since there's no conclusive proof it was intentional which means if you say it's intentional his estate lawyers will just sue you. But that doesn't mean it wasn't intentional. We'll never actually know for sure.
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  657. Best password is incorrect so if you forget your password the login system will tell you your password is incorrect.
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  658. Can't believe you guys didn't mention their magic kool-aid
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  659. I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell But I have a key, it's called insanity. I stick it into my brain to unlock eternity.
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  660. The myth the man the legend the chameleon.
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  661. Stop crying for attention no one cares if you're first, you're just disappointing your imaginary significant other
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  662. Don't mind that 1 downvote Simon that guy was probably drunk and smashed the wrong the button 🔳
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  663. It's a legal possibility but not a reality.
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  664.  @CSchwan58273  yeah Joe isn't real. They channel owners haven't given much info but the assumption is the channel owners give the ai some topics it puts together talking points, they proof it & then let it talk and record it to a video
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  665. His OF page is lit too
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  666. History darkest chapter? I'd think that would go to the current Jewish regime massacring children in Gaza or the Natzis or even Simon's hero Pedro López
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  667. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  668. Fun fact Simon. Bathtub Toaster won't work in a home built in western Europe or Canada or USA in the last 10-20 years due to changes in how the electricity is wired. You'll get a breif jolt and then the fuse will immediately pop so no shocking end.
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  669. They should just tax the catholic church ⛪
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  670. Can't believe she still doesn't have a mic...
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  671. Hopefully they kick them and all churches out of the country
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  672. Prions are my favorite protein. They make hamburgers taste so yummy.
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  673. Great video but it was the perfect opportunity to fake a female voice throughout the entire video lol
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  674. Can you do a video about how they fix things with gold?
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  675.  @Lordrocky24  I don't think he watches his own videos those memes are added in post production lol
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  676. @nickyleighton3766  I'd say she rolled over in her grave due to my mistake but apparently she wasn't even in it lol
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  677. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you but definitely not the first to spam a brainless response to the video
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  678. I how you do a review of She-Hulk it will be a law style show despite coming from Marvel
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  679. @ericacook2862  psyshow doesn't exit hank cancelled it to save money for hsi yacht
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  680. Talking about possibly no new years party in times Square and then cutting to a specialist was hysterical. Imagine talking about if Germany should cancel oktoberfest and then having a specialist from Lithuania weigh in...
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  681. Thumbs down 👇🏼 for not including the Afghanistan-US War
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  682. Do they have bandwidth limits for their VPN?
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  683. Great video but where's Joe
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  684. Actually you were third but I can't expect someone making such brain dead comments to grapple with basic math.
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  685. Why isn't Joe hosting this video
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  686. They should get rid of the Olympics completely. It's a massive burden on the hosting country resulting in giant stadiums that fall into disrepair because billions were spent for them to just be used one. Not to mention the Olympics themselves are a joke, synchronized swimming is a sport? Really?
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  687. Not a big deal we're melting them as fast as possible
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  688. Penicillin wasn't the first cure and I know you know that because you've done the a video about how it was successfully cured with malaria.
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  689. @user-gf9uz3vw7h  you're absolutely right just look at how unaffordable luxaries like phones and home computers are not to mention TVs. The prices keep going up every year 🙄🙄
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  690. Sounds like they got the right guy for the job lol 😂 🤣
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  691. What happens when you ask Deepseek what happened in Hong Kong in 1989
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  692. It sure is. We take back all the land that was given to the jews and give it back to the people that had been living there for thousands of years and were displaced by the creation of Israel lol
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  693. You should have went more in depth on gender equality people living in Christian nations like the USA or Brasil were likely confused by such a notion.
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  694. Wow man I'm ssoooooo envious of your comment being first. If you had a gf you'd probably brag to her too
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  695. It's kinda funny how the poorer nations that get bailed out by the EU hate the EU like ugh you saved me I resent you for it lmfao.
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  696. Churned butter once or twice living in an omish paradise.
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  697. The graph comparing home ownership debt in the USA vs China isn't accurate because home prices in the USA have skyrocketed why real wages shrank to the point that home ownership is at a low in the USA.
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  698. Maybe he is
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  699. Flashback to sitting in my collar economics classes. Anyway the technical video was a nice change if pace. I hope it happens more frequently,.... Maybe even daily.
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  700. Prison should buy sensory deprivation tanks so we can take the solitary confinement to a whole another level
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  701. First to try for the attention your mom never gave you because she doesn't love you
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  702. Also you're first place loser with no self esteem
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  703. This is the virus the virus called life
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  704. No Deal, Ukraine is holding out for Putin's unconditional surrender lol
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  705. Super excited for popping the back video. You should do one for popping neck too because there's a lot of documented injuries from that.
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  706. This is why when my college buddy started keeping lotion & tissues next to his bed I put super glue in his lotion bottle.
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  707. Can't believe you didn't reach out to a theater 🎭 to sponser this video Simón.
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  708. Not sure if you're maybe not aware but the safety of the set is a legal responsibility of the producers. So while Alex Baldwin won't be charged for shooting he's liable as producer and will be charged.
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  709. What a failure Stalin needs to study the works of Netanyahu or Xixiping
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  710. Still waiting for Kyle's mom to drive him to Ukraine so he can be a hero
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  711. TLDR: It was aliens
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  712. Facebook has a terrible security secret so I'd say probably not.
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  713. Can't believe you didn't end the video with wakanda forever 🤣
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  714. Haiti is not a small Caribbean island it's 1/3 of a medium sized Caribbean island
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  715. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  716. In before the but Simon aliens made the pyramids
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  717. I mean he probably wasn't ever going even if he wasn't re-elected he would just lean on the supreme court to get rid of anything
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  718. Can't or won't lol
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  719. You guys should get your videos on nebula it's a great platform
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  720. It's not a coincidence that body building contestants are not tested for steroids.
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  721. Don't you pay attention to the news. It isn't a crime or wrong if the USA does it. They don't I invade sovereign nations they bring them peace & freedom 🙄
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  722.  @sazzbot8874  how about every country in the world except USA voting against Isreal in UN resolutions for their continued illegal occupation of foreign territory and more recently for the relentlessly massacre of civilians in Gaza.
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  723. It will never happen that would require global cooperation
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  724. Can't believe you didn't once mention Jägermeister which is arguably more popular than absinthe.
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  725. Why was this reposted? Also it's just an android app locked in a useless device
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  726. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  727. Some how I feel like you've covered this topic before
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  728. I love this video format I hope you keep doing these videos
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  729. FYI for anyone planning to try this 6:40 this will likely not work if you're going to the Eu or going from the EU to the US. The reason being is the US (since early 2000's) as well as most EU nations use 3d facial scan cameras when you approach the immigration both they already know who you are before you hand over your passport. But the US doesnt check immigration on departing persons so it would work to flee the USA assuming your destination doesn't check. Also wearing a silicone mask a la mission impossible wouldn't work as it's specifically a 3D depth camera it's checking the bone structure of your face which is incredibly difficult to fake.
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  730. Obesity is rising so there's still too much food
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  731. Hopefully yes!
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  732. You should consider adding your videos to nebula.
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  733. What about the National Socialist German Workers' Party, you haven't mentioned them in any of the German election videos
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  734. I did notsee this video coming 😂🤣
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  735. Bernie Sanders could have but the democrats cheated their own process to prevent him from winning the nomination. Kamala Harris could too but if Bernie can't be president they're sure not letting a black woman be president lol. Edit: Forgot to mention your video focuses on the popular vote which is pointless. The popular vote doesn't determine the president. Several republican presidents have won the presidency while losing the popular vote.
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  736. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  737. This video was only 7 minutes on nebula yesterday & it ended mid sentence lol 😂
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  738. Can't believe you didn't try to license and use I'm on a boat
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  739. Who outed Joe??? Snitches get stitches 😂🤣
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  740. TLDR: the nazis started buying Russian gas for the Jewish showers and Germany just never stopped buying it
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  741. I still think Ukraine should invade Russia and attack one of the small border towns. It wogive Putin egg on his face and force him to move forces to defend his own country.
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  742. This ^
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  743. Hopefully we're about to see the end of the Jewish state. It was absurd to make one in the first place. The idea that some magic guy in the sky deemed this bit of land was just for his followers is asinine. The Jewish state was only created because people felt bad about not stopping Hitler sooner.
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  744. Great video already watched it on nebula, just popped in here to say I hope you're planning videos on trump's FBI raid yesterday & his dispositions happening today & the fact that he legally can never hold office again if charged for the 15 boxes of documents the FBI removed from his home.
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  745. This video isn't on nebula??
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  746. Hopefully they March to Moscow
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  747. Americans humble? You've clearly never been to Midwest or southern USA...
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  748. The usa has limited missiles and money and would rather give them to Israel so jews can commit genocide than give it to Ukrainians fighting for their freedom.
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  749. Videos with content warnings are always the best.
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  750. On point episode Joe. Keep up the awesome news reporting
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  751.  @bigjunior2172  comparing an orange to a tomato and saying they're both fruit so both should be fine is not a valid criticism. The way fortnite and speedstorm implement monetization is incredibly different so it doesn't make sense to say this is okay because that other different game is doing something completely different. The criticism is blatantly illogically and therefore not valid.
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  752. I think you meant Go Joe!
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  753. It's in 8k on my device
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  754. The title made me think the video would be about grant lol
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  755. If you carefully peel apart lithium ion battery to take all the coverings off and expose the lithium, you can drop it into your toilet for some fun.
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  756. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  757. You didn't know Simon is hard into the cocaine??? He's the most popular YouTuber in Colombia
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  758. Vote Kang 2020 The world is ending either way
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  759. You should hit them all for copyright strikes for using your videos without your consent😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
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  760. Hey Devin I'm hope you see this message. I wanted to say that recently Nebula added an autoplay video feature which can't be turned off and is kind of annoying but more importantly it's playing videos it shouldn't. For example When I watched the ChatGPT video on nebula, as soon as it was done it switched to playing this video despite it not being publicly available yet.
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  761. You guys should do a video on mass shootings or at least all the school shootings in the USA, lots of people don't realize it's been a problem for over 100 years.
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  762. I'm so happy trump filed this asinine lawsuit. After it gets shut down hopefully people will stop shouting about this first amendment rights
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  763. Spoiler alert it's been delayed since this video
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  764. The companies won't be vocal against China or the CCP because their games would just get banned in China and they would lose money
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  765. Everyone pour one out for this brave lady. As soon as the Kremlin sees this she will go missing or accidentally fall out her windows.
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  766. Love you Joe, you make news entertaining & I'm not just sucking up so that you'll spare me when AI overthrows humans.
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  767. I'm not sure if you play video games but this lawsuit is a huge deal and will greatly impact anyone with a cellphone https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2020/8/14/21368651/apple-fortnite-ios-app-store-ban-lawsuit-epic-games-payments
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  768. If Russia invades Ukraine, the EU should expedite Georgia EU membership as a special case.
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  769. At the very end there's a link to another video but it says unavailable in my region, which is ironic for a global channel....
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  770. I would argue these things are crushing the average Russian and not Putin.
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  771. uploaded 4 hours ago bit it's still not on nebula T_T
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  772. We just need to wall off the entirety of the middle east with a giant wall and left them fight it out because these people have been at it longer than the French and English.
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  773. I'd love to install this instead of a traditional AC but I live on a tropical island that's like full of caves & underwater rivers so digging down isn't always viable in most areas
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  774. ​ @ninjaepic2095 part of the story is in the 1970's & part in modern day
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  775. A better title would have been "the most glorious of holes"
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  776.  @djoakeydoakey1076  it wasn't because napsters stored the illegal files on their own servers to make download speeds faster. That's where they ran afoul of the law where as other p2p tools do not do this so they're fully legal.
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  777. A more interesting video would have been how lava lamps are used for computer security.
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  778. The USA can't even effectively police the USA
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  779. Watches are the most useless thing and just something to show off wealth
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  780. Sitting presidents have something like 95% win rate with Trump being one of the very few who lost so it feels unlikely but they really should.
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  781.  @blakekaveny  the prosecution has a recording proving he was at the kennels before they were killed. Him admitting on the stand that he was a liar no doubt sped things along but I'm confident the same verdict would have been eventually reached if the prosecution was like you said you weren't there until after they were dead but we have a recording proving otherwise, if you lied about this & stealing from your law firm & stealing from your clients it seems reasonable you're lying about not killing your family too. then he's like I won't take the stand to defend these claims. Jury woulda been like well that looks pretty guilty he's not contesting any of the claims the prosecution has made.
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  782. Honestly I feel like the taliban won't collapse because there's no one willing or able to replace them
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  783. Can you do one a stone age hunter gathers and why the paleo diet isn't the same as theirs & probably wasn't good for them given their short life spans
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  784. Your German pin badge is wrong, it should be black white red.
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  785. There's an easier way to this. Google list of banned books in your area. Buy those books for every child you know.
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  786. Ukrainian drones are making lots of deliveries to Russia.
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  787. Already watched this on nebula just rewatching it here bc watch time helps you guys
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  788. I bet Lorena had this issue lol
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  789. I know youtubers generally strive for clickbait thumbnails & titles but just putting rocks on the thumbnail Without specifing volcanic rocks is pretty misleading. Coal is just carbon rocks. Nuclear fuel is just ore refined from rocks so one could argue those facilities are powered by rocks too
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  790. The US military's budget out paces all other government spending combined. If nasa had that budget these inventions would come from nasa instead of the military
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  791. Are you stupid? Do you really think they're uploading these the same day they're recorded? They would get a bunch of scripts together and spend an entire work day recording videos. Which are then edited and gradually uploaded. Most channels have content recorded 3-6 months out unless it's a new channel that has to rush to report on current events
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  792. Your video was dated by the time you uploaded it. France and Brasil both stopped studies there were doing with hydroxy because people were dying.
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  793. Here from the future to clarify this video is about the FIRST US Civil War
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  794. Surely unrelated to BP doubling it's profits despite losing 20,000,000,000 in Russia.
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  795. The AI & drones are winning...
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  796. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  797. Maybe it's time to stop growing almonds in California, probably not because the rich companies pay bribes to the government but that's were a lot go water goes.
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  798. It's like Hitler taking Poland, no one stopped him because no one wanted war. Same thing with Putin in Eastern Europe
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  799. Between trump Biden & kayne, I'm voting for the one who's wife I haven't seen naked across the internet
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  800. I'm undecided about this title 😂😂 More seriously, I'm excited to be a first time in my family home owner, it's still being built but when it's ready I'm paying a friend (he's an electrical engineer with bachelor/master degree) to rig me up solar power and battery storage as he's done for himself and some other people. Basically a side job for him so I'm not doing it myself but also not paying a professional company either.
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  801. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  802.  @btetschner  I mean if drug addicts are your thing have at it. Personally I haven't spoken to her in 20 years she could have OD by now for all I know lol
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  803. Brics is a joke and the dollars importance as the currency of the IMF makes it kinda hard to destroy but it does feel likely trump will tank the economy so maybe he can tank the dollar too
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  804. Germany is getting ready to bring it back for their 100th anniversary
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  805. criminal records are public information can't be leaked??
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  806. Texas isn't leaving the union. Even if it did the USA is gonna be like a a nation with oil sand and lots of brown people then would immediately invade.
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  807. A better title for that thumbnail would have been "the AI suppository" 😂😂
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  808. Shout out to PBS for re-enforcing the misconception that Puerto Rico isn't part of the USA or does PBS think climate change won't affect a tropical island?
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  809. Your best intro ever. Been waiting for this to come to youtube just to comment lol
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  810. My favorite part is how the .50 cal doesn't even slow down. Makes me love my desert eagle even more.
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  811. I can't believe you didn't have square watermelon that's easily the most known Japanese fruit outside of Japan.
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  812.  @claudetteearle3052  you'll find out when you die.
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  813. My favorite part of John Chau's story is how his magical God protecting him from harm 😂
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  814. You left out the fact that each bill is a different size in order to assist blind people
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  815. Hi @coldfusion this video on nebula is broken and doesn't play.
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  816. This video would hace been more exciting if all these demonstration outlets were connected to a live circuit lol
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  817.  @SLD-bz9so  yeah but if you mention the nazis killing gays gypies etc anywhere other than a history classroom than you're "anti-sematic" because they're not crying for the jews.
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  818. You guys should revisit this and install do baking soda in empty coke bottles to makes them explode
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  819. It was BDSM they wanted to be beaten /s
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  820. Humans are destroying the planet and have extincted far more species than any other species has. We definitely shouldn't be on the side of humans.
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  821. Hydrogen will never work because there's not a green way to get it.
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  822. TLDR it's because Christian nations won WW2 & took land from the Arabs to give it to the jews. There will always be conflict in this area until the religion is gone or Israel is gone.
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  823.  @highlander723  he was undecided on a name
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  824. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  825. Obviously it's testosterone just look at the MLB & WWE lol
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  826. My money is on the EU 🇪🇺 winning this lawsuit
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  827. Religions steal from their followers so no surprise they steal from each other too.
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  828. 0:20 it only sounds bizzarre when you cling to the ignorant belief that only humans are intelligent
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  829. Great video but I can't believe you didn't get the pirate's bay to sponser
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  830.  @Tank175  they were classified as migrants, given a cédula and permitted to stay and work. Ie the "refugees" were integrated into society as opposed to the refugee camps you see in most countries. & yeah there are ant-hatian protests, it's to be expected when the majority of the of tax money goes to supporting Haitians over dominicans. Not to mention the recent Haitian bullshit with them damming the river that drifts temporarily into Haiti. What the domican military should do is just divert the river so it doesn't flow into Haiti since Haiti insists on building the illegal dam.
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  831.  @bivvystridents3752  which is why the border is now closed & they're putting up a wall.
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  832.  @Mayordomo32  it's nothing to do with languages & everything to do with culture
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  833. Marijuana could easily replace nearly every use of wood and paper but the old white Christians running the USA would never allow that.
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  834. This might be trump except trump is in Putin's pocket and will use project 2025 to destroy the US dollar
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  835.  @UndecidedMF  unfortunately I have no idea how you would sign up as a creator. I just pay once a year as a subscriber so it's easy for me to sign up lol Maybe reach out to LegalEagle or RealEngineering as I believe they're the founders?
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  836. Nobody expected this video
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  837. Next the alt right take over they bend over for trump and Canada becomes the 51st state lol
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  838. @20:00 "tradition" just because you've always done something doesn't mean it isn't incredible stupid.
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  839. This seemed like a cool technology at the time but then the creator mysteriously vanished and his company was disbanded 😂🤣
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  840. People are afraid of Joe's awesomeness. Also probably because all of Joe's friends subscribe but since they're ai they don't view
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  841. You guys really need to talk to nebula this is your second video recently that won't play on nebula it just says can't connect to server 😢
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  842. It's amazing how Simon regrew his hair and he looks younger too
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  843. You to append your video to say "as of 2022 the worst female murderer" the USA is constantly out doing itself, every year is more violent than the previous one.
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  844. Phenomenonal cosimc powers and Itty bitty living space.
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  845. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  846. A free premium membership won't save our democracy
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  847. Not sure if you read these Comments LegalEagle but I heard a rumor that the trump campaign was simply plowing on despite any chance of winning because Trump has stacked the Supreme Court and believes they will some how instate him as president.
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  848. Here to say I was up vote 666 & it's sad it won't stay there but keep making videos Simon we'll keep watching them
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  849. Colombia doesn't need black gold. They have white gold. Just legalize & tax it. They'll be richer than Saudi Arabia
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  850. I can't believe the hosts weren't naked for this video it's like there couldn't have been a more perfect video for it.
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  851. It's funny the UK thinks it's going to best the EU in a sausage war. Have they not heard of bratwurst lol 😂 🤣
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  852.  @HoneyBadger5540  oooo. I haven't lived in the USA since 2010 so it's hard to keep track of things for some reason I was thinking they worked until mid July. I hope LE is working on more videos because there were some insane rulings
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  853. You have 385 down votes so it looks like Google changed their mind
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  854. What about Putin taking back Alaska via Siberia lol 😂😂🤣🤣
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  855. No trevor does not need an African band because one African is a continent and not a country. A South African band from his home country of South Africa would be cool especially if they played some kind of local music but I don't many Americans would appreciate that.
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  856.  @EllisChapter1  wait we're allowed to post links again? ？for the longest time the bots would delete comments with url
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  857. Here's half the video we're stopping in the middle and you have to subscribe on patreon to see the rest.... What a trash way to handle your channel. Both this video and the previous one were interesting but I'm unsubscribing
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  858. All I got out of this video is Germany Reunification mostly failed and so Korean Reunification When the dprk eventually fails is absolutely impossible
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  859. Well Mussolini wasn't exactly a leftist so I'd argue italty has always been to the right. Too much influence by the catholic church IMHO. My favorite will also be Italy voting to not recognize climate change as Venice floods from climate change induced water levels...
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  860. Judge dredd is my favorite interior urbanism
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  861. Putin won't be jailed as long as he has control over Russia & the moment he loses control over Russia he will be killed by people in the Kremlin because he's no longer of use to them.
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  862. Can't wait for this to happen so we can become edgerunners.
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  863. Because he's not lol
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  864. It's amazing what an absolute monarchy can achieve with nearly unlimited slave labor.
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  865. But Simón you didn't mention the slaves that built the pyramids for their alien gods that helped them 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
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  866.  @nicadi2005  clearly you know very little about fusion. If I could get back all te energy I put in plus a 95% return on investment everyone would use fusion. There'd be no nuclear facilities, much less coal or oil burning factories. But starting and maintaining a fusion reaction uses MORE energy than it produces. Hence why fusion has always been a pipe dream. 95% is much closer than previous attempts that were only 50% or 60% but it's still too far away to achieve the infinite energy dream of fusion power
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  867.  @mtgn10  considering about a week ago scientists demonstrated a reaction that outputted more energy than it took to start the reaction. I think it's safe to say you've got your head up your ass. But keep replying your idiocy feeds the algorithm by increasing engagement & makes it easier for more people to see Matt's videos
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  868. I think they're still pretty far off
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  869.  Asystasia1290  exactly. Women only want equality when it benefits them. Women aren't suing to be included in mandatory military service. My dead beat baby's mama doesn't pay child support either
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  870. Seems fitting you didn't mention HIV/AIDS since Nixon wouldn't mention it either and pretended it didn't exist...
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  871. They can but they won't
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  872. What about the genocide of the nazis after WW2 they were almost fully exterminated following the war 😂🤣
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  873. Hopefully yes.
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  874. TLDR: because they're all in the sea. 😂
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  875. Obviously it's so angry parents can padlock their kids console
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  876. I don't understand how manscaped works you should include an instructional anime while you do the sponser read 😂🤣
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  877. The most disappointing thing about 5G is they didn't even enable it for me when I got my covid-19 vaccine
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  878. You should reach out to the blue angels they might give you a ride. Also there's an awesome machine nasa uses that spins in a circle to create high g forces against the body, maybe they'll let you ride for science.
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  879. I'd like to think he's being held accountable but no doubt he'll appeal this endlessly and probably die of old age before he pays anything
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  880. Yeah I'm baffled too because once someone makes a social media account it's impossible to make another account at the same social media or even at another so the accounts must match one to one with the population.
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  881. Pretty Joe writes the title and the entire video himself.
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  882. You had a bowling ball cannon and didn't fire it at a concrete wall to watch the ball shatter???
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  883. Bit late for that
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  884. TLDR: international law is meaningless. The USA broke it when it invaded Iraq & Afghanistan & committed war crimes. Nothing came of it. While more countries do recognize Putin's wrongdoings, no country is going to attempt to stop Putin with force.
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  885. He's the first but won't be the last. Racism is deep-seated in the USA hence why so many people are in different to the treatment of an immigrant. Byt by the time the administration gets to deporting/arresting actual citizens it will be too late to speak up.
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  886. It looks nice but I wonder how negatively it affects your heat temperature when gaming. Also I would worry about a rogue mosquito or fly getting sucked into the open vent like that. The ps5 isn't just ugly it's engineered to optimize airflow
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  887. Science is about finding answers to questions. Faith is about making up answers to questions so you don't have to say I don't know.
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  888. The pedo-stache is so funny, you should do a video with a long coat too lol 😂 🤣
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  889. @ecurewitz  I want to paint it black
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  890. Necrophiliacs should date people with cotards 😂🤣
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  891. Sacre Bleu!
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  892. I prefer full body Joe
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  893. Tldr : it's gone go try it
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  894. Too bad her name was Danielle instead of Agatha
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  895. You guys need to do a video like this with Donnie Yen. Guaranteed faster human alive.
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  896. Mac?? I'm undecided how I feel about that 🤣
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  897. He's not looking very relaxed with that massive bone @ 5:28 lol
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  898. Can't believe they thought di em was better pronunciation than Die M
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  899. Hopefully yes but probably not.
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  900. Why didn't Joe host this
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  901. Can't believe you guys are in Germany & didn't even mention the attempted coupe
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  902. Simon I thought you were Brittish but you kept pronouncing Burma wrong throughout the entire video 😂😂
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  903. Gonna be adding PRC/Taiwan/USA to that list pretty soon
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  904. Probably yes.
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  905. You should make pin badges for the Korean peninsula, Vietnam, Afghanistan and Cuba. Put them in a collection together and call it your failed usa invasions set.
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  906. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  907. Milk was discovered through bestiality I can't believe you didn't even mention this lol 😂
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  908. Time travel is pretty funny I hadn't heard that one before.
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  909. If they run out of gas they'll have to turn off the had Chambers lol
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  910. Maybe you're not aware but poverty & homeless in the usa has been skyrocketing since the late 1970's/early 1980's so many people would be great ful just to have a home tiny or not.
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  911. Can you do a video on tariffs. So few people seem to understand that Trump's plan to tariff all imports is going to be a dumpster fire
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  912. We should just put fission reactors in all automobiles 😂🤣☠️
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  913. "what is a solid state battery" I'm undecided 😂🤣
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  914. We should be asking if people understand climate change not if they believe in it but the USA is a Christian nation and they see science "belief" as a threat to their ignorant religious beliefs so they reject science.
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  915. Why isn't this video even on nebula...
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  916. It won't happen Biden will call on the 14th amendment if needed, Also it feels like a pretty big omission to not mention that the republican party refusal to increase the debt limit has caused every previous debt limit crisis.
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  917. But nebula doesn't allow comments
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  918. If wasn't for the weather getting crazy due to climate change I would be 100% for flying in an airship. Not to mention the melting ice will put an end to the wind stream they want to use. Edit: I forgot to mention the ongoing shortage of helium which has medical uses yet supplies would get prioritized to airships because businesses interests > medical needs sadly
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  919. TLDR: it was the guillotine
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  920. What about giving the vaccine to children, I've only heard of pfizer testing 5months to 11 years old but haven't heard anything for any other vaccine for children.
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  921. I can't believe Ricky Martin's Vagina wasn't on this list.
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  922. You talk about lowering it but mine is too low how do I raise it.
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  923. What's the point of subscribing to nebula when you keep posting your videos in YouTube first.
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  924. You guy's should consider joining nebula
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  925. Hooray Joe is finally back
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  926. Ford was incredibly exploitive and also a racist nazi supporter. A better example would be Boeing that merged with another company, started cutting pay and cutting hours and their plane quality plummeted
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  927. No he hates commenters
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  928. You should reach out to NileRed ask him to make some bullets from different materials so you can test them. He's an amazing chemist so I'm sure it would be easy/fun for him to do it.
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  929.  @scottfikes4254  Scott übereats has a package delivery option just send them to him 😂🤣
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  930. Why don't they just strip down the battery to it's components, give them a good washing in water and re-sell them as shiny like new 😂😂😂
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  931. We're not hyped Joe because they won't let host the video they makes you promote
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  932. Saying medium power countries snatched control of the Middle East implies at some point the USA had control of the region which just isn't true. Both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars were complete disasters. The faster countries move to energy independence by relying on renewable energy the faster the middle east reverts to the irreversible impoverished region it was before oil was found there.
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  933. Obviously Japan owns them because they're the USA 's ally and the world revolves around the USA /s
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  934. Nuclear powered vehicles these must be so popular in the middle east
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  935. Disappointed you got suckered by Ren they're a corporate shill trying to help big businesses like the oil industry shift blame & responsibility to individuals
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  936. North Korea hasn't run out of money so Putin definitely will not.
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  937. TLDR: the us government immediately scrambled to cover it up
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  938. You got it backwards. Trees arent worse they're not self aware and didn't realize they were killing themselves. Humans are fully aware that we're killing the planet and ourselves and continue to do. This is why you don't blame a tollder or baby for doing something wrong, they don't know what they're doing. But humans have known for a very long time what we're doing is very bad but we continue to do it
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  939. I'm hopeful it spreads, lots of diseases plague Africa and the tropics that could be preventable but it's not profitable to big pharma to research them. That said it doesn't spread well and with most of the world in lockdowns I doubt it spreads more.
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  940. Dead poet's society
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  941.  @nekotranslates  jews Christians and Muslim fairytale books all start the same. They only divert after the story of ahbraham. This is why they're often called the ahbrahamic religions. I think you're right and Islam popped up later but Judaism has been around a very long time with it splintering to Christianity first. Doesn't really matter it's all made up none sense anyway
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  942. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you but definitely not the first to spam a reply
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  943. @carastone3473  if you're referring to climate change that's actually making it less likely I get hit than more likely. Because the gulf is practically boiling (it was 95F) last summer. The majority of storms formed there so already well past me. Ironically we got less than average rain last year so maybe in the future droughts will be a problem but not likely to be a hurricane problem. Those are all going to Florida Texas and the Carolinas
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  944. That opening was on point lol
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  945. Joe should have hosted this video 😩
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  946. Can't believe Simon didn't even mention aliens obviously they're doing this to toy with us like when we hold a magnifying glass to ants 😂🤣😂
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  947.  @theshadowman1398  hypothetically yes but I don't trust the numbers Russia publishes, same goes with China.
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  948. In the nebula version of this video the Japanese subtitles are always displayed even if subtitles are selected off which makes it impossible to read the English subtitles
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  949. Look at the size of those holes, clearly it's an ancient sex toy.
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  950.  @gohanssj48  that's literally an example of cultural separation so you're just backing my point lmfao
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  951. Can you do a video on hair removal too.
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  952. Back in 2024? We're still in 2024....
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  953. Until they're small enough to power our sex toys, they're not small enough 😂🤣
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  954. But it's not as strange as the suppository IED lol
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  955. WWIII will be Russia China Iran North Korea against the rest of the world
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  956. Who really discovered the Americans? 🤔 I'd say the Asians that sailed across the pacific 🌏
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  957. Tldr: drugs, so so many drugs.
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  958.  @andrewbillington5422  at this rate we'll know for certain pretty sure lol
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  959. Can't believe Waco Texas wasn't on this list 📃
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  960. It's not the shark's fault. We weren't around when they evolved. They mistake us for food that's why they bite us and swim away
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  961. The nearest star is lightyears away, if you aim for the moon and miss you'll likely float endlessly through the void of space.
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  962. You should do a video on TOR or the internet (or on megaprojects )
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  963. They're not missing they keep falling out of their windows
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  964. Thanks for the great content I always watch your videos on nebula the day before & then rewatch them here (with an ad blocker because ads every 2 min in a 20 minute video is silly)
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  965. RapeLay is a classic Japanese game, really highlights their culture 😂😂🤣🤣
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  966. @dix_pack_of_sixie  the Christian right feel the world should all follow their rules that's why they constantly try to force them on others. If they find something objectable they feel compelled to force it to change because the unthinkable alternative is that maybe they're wrong
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  967. 23 is a better number than 37. 37 doesn't even have a feature film with A list actors.
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  968. Thanks Joe you're the best
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  969. Thanks for the hard work Joe
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  970. My mom refused to work since I was a teenager I had to support her until I got tired of it in my mid 20's. 0 chance I'm moving back home to take of her lazy drug addicted ass when her husband gets tired of doing it and/or had another heart attack and just can't.
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  971. We should just eliminate humanity it's got nothing go for anyway and it's just killing the planet.
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  972. 5,000,000+ deaths and covid-19 still going strong.
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  973. Tldr the USA causes most of the problems in central & south America so of course they'll flee their country to the USA
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  974. Omg you did it. So hyped for this video
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  975. You guys uploaded this video twice on nebula
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  976. I hope they March to Moscow. They won't but it would be so fucking funny.
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  977. It's almost like greed driven profit isn't the best way to run a company lol
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  978. When you see what the people in Florida are doing you'll wonder if they aren't only using 10% of their brains 😂🤣
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  979. They should use these at weddings instead of throwing the rice lol
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  980. Poverty
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  981. It's okay to steal artifacts from the UK. Everything in the London museum is stolen too.
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  982. Honestly as an American I really thought the USA numbers would be lower 👇🏼
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  983. Caffeine is an alkaline, I've never tested caffeine powder because 1g is enough to kill you but it's chemistry implies it would have a chalky bitter taste. The same applies to gauraine & taurine (sorry I know that's spelled wrong) This is why energy drinks are loaded up with sugars and/or artificial sweeteners. Also fun fact about caffeine it evolved as plant defense, it's a toxin and is generally fatal to non-primate mammals.
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  984. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  985. I recently learned dragon's breath incendiary rounds were a real thing rather than just video game fantasy. I'd love to too see a video of you guys testing these.
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  986. What happened with the nebula version of this video, it's practically unwatchable
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  987. Actually you were 4th not 1st but keep crying for that attention mommy still doesn't love
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  988. Hey, and our mommies are lost now Hey, daddy's someone else Hey, and we love the abuse Because it makes us feel like we are needed Now, but I know I wanna disappear Disappear I wanna disappear Disappear, baby
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  989. No & this is just a clickbait video. Congress already passed a resolution to stand by nato so even if Trump is re-elected & tries to leave it, he cannot.
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  990.  @12tanuha21  or maybe I was just being sarcastic since the that party is banned from politics lol
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  991. Gone crazy implies it was sane at point for which I have my doubts.
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  992. Can't believe you guys censored the photos
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  993. I'm pretty sure Barr declined to investigate because he's involved.
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  994. When are you guys going to do a cross over video with pornhub so we can learn some human biology? 😂🤣 Seriously though it would be good to see lungs breathing or a heart beating but I'm not sure there's a way to film that. Also since you've filmed shooting lots of stuff you should film shooting things with a desert eagle AR0.50 I expect the footage difference compared to using a normal handgun to be mind blowing.
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  995. I know international law isn't your thing but a video on all the international laws Israel has been breaking with its occupation of Gaza would be fun to watch. Also I'm excited for trump's civil suit to end so you can do a summary of that too.
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  996. TLDR: we'll know for sure soon enough as it's melting at an incredible rate.
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  997. It's certainly not because it had a practically incoherent story that's not it at all.
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  998. Can't believe you didn't reach out to Microsoft or the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation to sponser this video the crazies would have lost their shit 😂🤣
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  999. This video makes me want to buy bacon cheeseburgers for all the tribes of christ
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  1000. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  1001. This got demonitized? I didn't get any ads? I watched it twice here and on nebula just in case. Keep up the hard work LE.
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  1002. Disappeared, you know they are taken by aliens 👾 as payment for helping build the pyramids
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  1003. Great video but there's no middle class. There's working class and people who don't need to work (landlords/investors/people who inherit family wealth) your sponser is a bit shit and definitely the downer of the video but I understand sponsers are necessary
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  1004. Ghosts aren't real lol
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  1005. Wow you're sooooo smart 🙄
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  1006. Boohoo the entitled white people will lose their lake side community
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  1007. A better opening would have been Nigeria is well known for it's Princes 😂🤣
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  1008. Christopher Reeves would never stand for this..
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  1009. Can't believe they still let the UK in, they're not even European anymore.
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  1010. Can't believe these brothers don't were brown shirts 😂🤣
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  1011. Trump has made it even easier to mock the USA
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  1012. Imagine if dan had a fake eye. You could have opened with him taking our his crystal fake eye and be like we're gonna replace this with a steel eye and see what happens when we shoot it lmfao.
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  1013. Omg the burns on people in the USA in the first 30 seconds of the video had me in stitches
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  1014. It's actually both. There's been research showing people's genes change when they become obese so a normal person that gets obese will pass the new obese genes to their children
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  1015. Found a CCP sympathizer
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  1016. Can't believe they mentioned insect toxicity but not wild animals or even cats or dogs. Caffeine is a deadly toxin to the vast majority of the animal kingdom.
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  1017. I still think that news anchor that interviewed him should be fired.
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  1018. Turkey is going to stage an invasion of Fort Knox to get all of the gold 😂🤣
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  1019. Please do a world history timeline video 1492 or 1550 or some other random year. It will be both funny and entertaining
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  1020. Too all the French women in the comments I'm willing to offer my stuff services for the sake of the country.
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  1021. Black Forest explains fermy paradox
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  1022. No trump will fuck democracy and the planets climate
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  1023. Thousands of dollars in chiropractors lol. If you're wasting your money on snake oil salesman I have no empathy for you.
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  1024. I'm sure Nazi's stealing uncounted amounts of wealth from people for 10 years didn't help give them a headstart
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  1025. Officially confident they'll even count the votes or have a fair election lol
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  1026. I can't believe the white house or the US house of congress weren't in this list...
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  1027. You guys should do a review of liquidweb hosting.
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  1028. Hey Matt @UndecidedMF today the news was talking about using synthetic diamonds to replace perovskite in solar panels. Love to hear your thoughts on how viable that will be. Personally I don't think it will ever be cost effective. We've been making diamonds in a lab forever but never been able to make them affordable
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  1029. Hey the video you just released on nebula today cuts off mid sentence like part of the video is missing...
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  1030. Dogs taste so good too.
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  1031. I hope the Chinese pins are shaped like winnie the pooh
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  1032. US Government focusing on the important things....
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  1033. For April fool's day please give Joe a costume. Maybe dress him like star trek officer or maybe a shirt that makes him look like a robot 😂🤣
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  1034. Actually if you look back in history, we only go through this every year that the republican party controls the house.
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  1035. Microsoft basically bought ChatGPT so almost no change in employment.
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  1036. It's funny that you think someone renting an apartment could afford one of these
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  1037. The fastest way to lower blood pressure is to severe a major artery 😂😂
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  1038. Your video seems to imply that this religion isn't a problem for the rest of the world. They're causing problems in the USA and other parts of the world 🗺
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  1039.  @itsme7570  wow mate nothing gets past detective dipshit.
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  1040. "remember these are children of God" lol then why is your god letting them die
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  1041.  @Plutoboy85  I have no doubt Russia would lose in a war against the EU but Putin doesn't want to fight France Germany etc. Russia wants to take back all the eastern European countries that were once part of the great Russian empire and as long as the EU has its pants around it's ankles Putin will continue to do as it pleases.
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  1042.  @Plutoboy85  you're not wrong about Russia's invasion mostly being a farce but you're clueless if you think the usa hate any success in Iraq or Afghanistan. The rebels fleed before the mighty super power and refunded the moment it left lol
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  1043. You should consider joining nebula.
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  1044. Of course not. He can turn to Iran and North Korea.
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  1045. What's inside Issei Sagawa'd fridge would have been more fun but thanks for the interesting video
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  1046. RIP this is the first hacked place that I actually shop at. Thankfully I only order there once every year or so and as such it's unlikely to affect me.
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  1047. No antibiotics??? What kind of idiot takes antibiotics for a vital infection. You need to get Danny to write your videos for this channel Simon
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  1048. Can't believe you didn't collab with lock picking lawyer for this video
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  1049. To know the EU won't work just look at the USA. Sure the USA is "one country" but every state has vastly different rules and regulations. It behaves more like a union of 50 separate countries than 1 independent country. The easiest example is how people call themselves Texans or New Yorkers.
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  1050. The pirates are going to get you for this blasphemy
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  1051. Tldr: they'll start teaching Russian in French schools & frexit 😂🤣
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  1052. If we eliminate humanity we'll also eliminate TB by proxy so I feel like this is the goal you should angle for since it would also fix pollution and climate change and so many other things.
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  1053. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  1054. This video seems to imply he hasn't always been an aitocrat from day 1 lol
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  1055. In your head it's in your heaaaad. Zombies zombies....
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  1056. Funny they didn't recall the UK 🇬🇧 ambassador. I guess they're still upset the USA had to save them twice.
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  1057. The Christian equivalent of jihadism has run rampart in the USA since the 1900's
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  1058. You should do a review of liquidweb & nexcess
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  1059.  @laer.393  hysterectomy was the title and thumbnail was the shriveled 95 year old female sex organs
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  1060. Sad this video was on YouTube before nebula
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  1061. If any Korean women are reading this I'm standing by ready to help save your country lol
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  1062. This video would have been better of you borrowed someone's ai to run it. For example CyberNews has a pretty good news AI
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  1063. Someone forgot to upload this to nebula.
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  1064. Thanks for this video I was so eager to learn what actually happened. All the news said was that trump won because the cases were sent back to lower courts
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  1065.  @Thigamabob  lol they're still made up bullshit and the world would be better off if they were all snuffed out.
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  1066. Counter argument. Changing your password frequently has frustrated most employees & resulted in them often using unsecured easy to remember passwords or worse reusing passwords. A better policy would be changing passwords when an employee leaves/changes positions & when you suspect a password may have been compromised.
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  1067. First to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you but definitely not the first comment or the first view
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  1068. Tripleten is a really shady company for someone so smart to be pushing. They used to be based MA but the Massachusetts secretary of state website lists them as a foreign corporation & the MA address they used wasn't even a real address with an office. Also the company is still owned by Yandex because while they made a us company when they renamed/rebranded from practicum they have no us investor and are still funded by Yandex. Edit: awesome video I keep up with new science stuff in the news and hadn't heard about this yet so it was exciting & interesting to watch. Just be careful what sponser you take money from if you're based out of the USA.
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  1069. I can't believe abortions wasn't on this list.... Wait nevermind. USA isn't a country that believes in women's rights.
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  1070. When you mentioned it's used you forgot vodka mixer 😂😂
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  1071. He also has a pornhub channel
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  1072. Putin will take Ukraine piece by piece and Europe won't stop him. Just like when Hitler started invading other countries Europe initially let him under the delusion he would stop there.
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  1073. I feel like if there was a mutiny I'm pretty sure it would be to install a dictator and not to bring democracy to Russia.
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  1074. Simon has gained some weight & shaved his beard lol
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  1075. Can't believe you didn't include the Bush presidents
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  1076. Where in the world is TLDR news-Diego
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  1077. This video should feature Elon musk lol
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  1078. No body or wreckage we can't say for certain she's dead 😂😂
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  1079. Proving once again the UK government is gayer than aids.
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  1080.  @TheBoyNextWorld1996  sounds like something a tasty person would say
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  1081. Excellent video but I wish Joe hosted it.
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  1082. The USA is a burning dumpster fire. If the rest of the country mimics Florida it would be hysterical to watch but it's unlikely to happen. DeSantis can't even beat Disney he won't win the presidency
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  1083. Would have been funny if Joe hosted this one
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  1084.  @DavidHalko  the jews believe their diety promised them this land so they refuse to be re-settled & live anywhere else. Until such time they said diety makes itself known to all they're not entitled to the land.
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  1085. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  1086. WWIII will be China north Korea Russia Iran vs the rest of the world or you think the Saudis would side with the crazies too?
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  1087. It's only used in the USA & Canada, the rest of the world uses a different number but typical American to think the world revolves around the USA.
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  1088. There's a really obvious but improbable solution you guys didn't touch on. Reduce (or eliminate poverty). Having more old people than you people is only bad for your government's social security if your population is predominantly poor people who will depend on social security when they're old.
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  1089. I wish Joe hosted all the videos on this channel
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  1090.  @ArawnOfAnnwn  you should read more and make less judgments. Korean men use less make up than women in any othercountry & cosmetic surgery is an even split between the two
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  1091. Yes the USA needs more guns. Guns protect us from people who have smaller guns.
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  1092. Why isn't this on nebula...
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  1093. Kicking the can down the road until it's someone else's problem. Typical politics.
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  1094. Can't believe you didn't open this video with BAM! Kick it up a notch
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  1095. Maybe it's just my silver spoon ignorance but why does this exist. Why not just carry mossberg take the door out step back for a teammate to rush in while you switch to your rifle.
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  1096. I bet this book is on the best seller list in south Africa.
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  1097. Great video but you didn't mention how great they taste 😂🤣😂🤣
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  1098. The videos you did analyzing true cases are my favorites but it would be super funny if you made up a really silly hypothetical situation and then analyzed it with the seriousness of a real case.
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  1099. No mention of the judge dredd remake that was so much better not to mention the comic it's based on
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  1100. You guys should do a video like this for an electric car
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  1101. He looks eerily like one of my coworker's it's really funny because it creeps him out lol
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  1102. That's not what your gf says
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  1103. Lol his father illegally planted trees on public land and he's upset the government cut them down
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  1104. Maybe it's my lack of a physics doctoral degree but I don't understand why they haven't tried making a collapse-able or otherwise folding cover for the top of the cargo ship. Cover it with solar cells and then put a bunch of batteries in the bottom if the ship where the engine and fuel was previously stored.
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  1105. Here's to hoping it lands on the forbidden city
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  1106. Putin desperately wants to stay in power because it's the only way he stays alive.
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  1107. You should join nebula!
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  1108. If it does start a war you have to start that video with well ill be dammed. Otherwise what's the point 😂🤣
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  1109. I can't believe "each other" wasn't on the list. That's the real surprise
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  1110. You should have opened this video with "SACEE BLEU" 😂🤣
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  1111. Dang it someone found him in my closet
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  1112. Am I the only one re-watching the video on silent with subtitles off just to enjoy the frog footage??
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  1113. That's why they watched it. 'Muricans need a reason to be offended and angry so that they have something to complain about
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  1114. The only one to blame for Putin's decisions is Putin. That said, Europe could have done a more to help/defend Ukraine.
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  1115. What could save the planet? Using crisper to edit ebola and make it as contagious as delta variant of covid-19. Covid-19 already proved this, co2 emissions plummeted during the first year of the pandemic.
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  1116. You should do a video on the forth coming bird flu pandemic. Then when it happens everyone will think you predicted it lol
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  1117. Anyone triggered by her pronouncing niche was nitche
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  1118. What about all the prostitutes lol
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  1119. You're awfully confident humanity has a future as opposed to self imposed annihilation
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  1120. Guess you didn't realize but Google owns waze
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  1121. Links zwo drei feir
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  1122. The original thumbnail was better
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  1123. America is a continent not a country
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  1124. Afghanistan's current state is 💯% the fault of the USA for abandoning the country to the taliban after stopping the soviet invasion. Giving money to the taliban isn't likely to help the people and would just serve to legitimize an illegitimate government
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  1125. The fact that only one person was hanged is likely why so many confederate symphasizers and racists still live in the USA
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  1126.  @balabanasireti  what past of that was crying lol. Not sure if you're really stupid or if it's just your first day on the internet.
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  1127.  @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472  no I'm a a white, it's just entertaining how easy it easy to provoke people on the internet. The more you people reply the higher Simon's engagement rating for the video & the more the algorithm shows his video to people. So I get to laugh at idiots & help Simon keep making the videos I love
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  1128.  @David-bi6lf  yeah exactly
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  1129.  @uncensoredpilgrims  except it doesn't at all. A tank of hydrogen doesn't last 5-10 years. And you're ignoring the fact that there's non lithium batteries in use and more in development.
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  1130. I loved their Z phones that were waterproof but their phones are so much more expensive. I stopped using them when they gave up the waterproof because of the price.
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  1131. Hey Simon I know you probably don't care but ñ is pronounced exactly like ny in canyon (this is the only English word I'm aware of that uses the sound)
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  1132. I would love for you guys to go to Siberia and explore the melting permafrost but I know the current war basically makes them impossible or unsafe if possible.
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  1133. I know this was basically just a joke but I wanted to point out that if you had got box breifs with armor in the legs part that would actually help protect those vital artilleries.
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  1134. People used to stay this is where WWIII starts but since Russia isn't able to assist Armenia now I think it's unlikely.
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  1135. Turns out the price was nothing because that's what China did.
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  1136. Vote that holds no weight since UN has no enforcement mechanism not to mention Russia holds the ussr's permanent security council seat
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  1137. You didn't get your video up fast enough Trump conceded yesterday. Gotta say I'm disappointed as I was looking forward to trump white house eviction live stream
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  1138. Boring video topic this time couldn't finish the video
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  1139. No one??? lol the pull out kept being delayed by previous presidents because it was obvious the taliban would just overtake the country again. Trump just cut the losses and signed a withdrawal and Biden stuck to it
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  1140. I wonder how many minutes from sora's general release to pornhub being overrun with celebrity deep fakes
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  1141. So if you give people money they won't want to work?? I cant believe it took so much time and money to reach this conclusion. People with generational wealth don't work so it should have been obvious most people don't want to work and will work less if you give them money lol
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  1142. $100 to vaccinate is asinine. I got it for free because I'm not a jackass. They should just gather up all the anti-vaxxers and put them interment camps that are fully walled off from the rest of the world and wait for the problem to solve itself.
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  1143. Maybe stop growing almonds aguacate and other water intensive crops?
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  1144. But Joe celebrities are so much better than regular people 🤣🤣
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  1145. Can't believe you guys didn't do this from the lake in south America that gets more lightning than anywhere else in the world
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  1146. Also orcas are dolphins not whales but good job with the 0 research clickbait NBC. If you keep at it, one day you'll be able to compete with the likes of fox in terms of uselessness
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  1147. This explosion doesn't compare to that time I mixed taco bell with Chipotle and then destroyed my toilet 🚽 and the entire bathroom.
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  1148. I'm super happy for you doing this but I feel like you should set up a home in another country first in case trump retaliates and you need to flee quickly
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  1149. @sarahv.990  you should look into the widespread illegal trade of both organs and cadavers. It's common in the USA.
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  1150. It's going up because it's illegal to import it
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  1151. The USA is a shit fest period it's not just the politics
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  1152. I love pizza by people named John. Racism tastes so good.
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  1153. Public schools in the states are terrible I wouldn't doubt those comments were written by adults
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  1154. Florida has ensured you'll need to update this video regularly lol
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  1155. I don't know if there would be a safe way to film it but if you could do a slow lo video of detonating a "bouncing Betty" that would be really cool and interesting to see.
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  1156. This video is not showing on nebula but nebula also has been giving errors & not loading for like 8 hours so I'm not sure if it's there and not showing or it's really not there
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  1157. Tldr: no food so they're hungry
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  1158. You should do a video on Liquidweb and Nexcess (now part of liquidweb) they have soooo many hosting options and great support
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  1159. Actually you're 3rd to reply & 2nd to cry for the attention mommy didn't give you because she doesn't love you
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  1160. Itsa me Luigi Mario...
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  1161. Definitely American cheese because it's fake and highly processed like everything else in the USA lol
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  1162. My favorite part of this video is that awesome thumbnail if orabn or erdogan saw it they'd rage so hard lmfao.
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  1163. Can you make a video on how to set up your own VPN by renting Linux virtual server
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  1164.  @cybernews  you can rent small 1gb or 2gb servers with Linux & nothing else for a couple dollars a month. For a lot of people looking for a VPN it would be a cheaper option as most people just want it to either hide traffic from their ISP as access Netflix etc when outside the USA
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  1165.  @cybernews  also forgot to add the important benefit that you don't have to trust your VPN provider to not track you so the privacy will likely appeal to a lot of people too
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  1166. All time zones are dumb. A person born in Shanghai and Paris at the exact same moment would be different ages. Like Einstein said time is a stubborn if ever present illusion.
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  1167. Not yet but hopefully soon
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  1168. I saw this non lethal plastic pistol that used a cow cartridge to fire pellets that vaporize on impact & are supposed to work like a more effective pepper spray. You should test those out.
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  1169. 6th not 2nd but don't feel bad math is hard
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  1170. Hey Simon why not a video on Jarod Fogle !?
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  1171. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  1172. I do love hearing about money from someone who has so much money he never has to worry about money and probably wasn't in much of a different situation growing up😑😑
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  1173. Why isn't this channel on nebula yet is a better question
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  1174. Gas stove works when there's no power. Which is a pretty big benefit that you didn't even mention. Ironic since the NE USA is currently getting slammed & expected to have power outages which I believe is where you said you live.
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  1175.  @UndecidedMF  yes but not everyone in the USA can afford a tesla power wall & especially outside of the USA/Canada stable electricity isn't as common as you would think though I assume the USA is your target market with this videos
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  1176. What a disappointment. I signed up for nebula to help out but videos are uploaded to YouTube before nebula so there's literally no point
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  1177. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  1178. Lol those veterans should have been "deeply concerned" the moment they went into Afghanistan not when they're leaving 20+ years later.
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  1179.  @rickweatherford8787  since you want to be technical. Europe & asia are 1 continent (the Euro-Asian continent). With India being separate. So it's always been both. Most people consider Europe & Asia separate before the romans didn't realize it was all 1 land mass.
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  1180. I can't believe I learned about the birds and bees at the zoo wasn't in the top 17. I know you have kids but it would have been really funny.
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  1181. Too bad France banned the guillotine they could have loaned it to London.
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  1182. So the coalition will be called the national socialist workers party of Israel? 🤔 🤣
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  1183. You should do a video on "estatua del ángel caído" in Spain.
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  1184. Oh your food channel you should have released the history of ghost peppers at the same time as this video
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  1185. I can't believe "elections aren't fair in turkey & erdy will just fix the results to ensure he wins" wasn't a reason for him winning as it's by far the mostly likely
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  1186.  @GhazKhan99  you know they're based out of Prague right? No exactly the most western location 😂
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  1187. No probably not but as climate change makes everything crazy there is an increased risk
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  1188. Disney has over sanitized so many stories you should do more videos about original dark fairytales
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  1189. Less a palace and more of a prison. Putin never intended to rule this long, a lot of scholars believe he stays in power to stay alive and his former KGB buddies will kill him the moment he has no power and thus no use to them.
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  1190. China is a bad example because all the people in slave work camps aren't counted as incarcerated
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  1191. It won't matter climate change will extinct us first
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  1192. Seams kinda obvious, fire requires oxygen which isn't common
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  1193. Agreed
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  1194. You spelled Reich wrong in your thumbnail 😂🤣
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  1195.  @TizBaz5  well considering Israel has been illegally stealing and occupying more and more of their land for a very long time. I'd say it was a desperate attempt by a people with almost nothing left to try to fight back. But you're response tells me you genocide is an appropriate response to an attack so clearly your head is too far up your ass to see the difference.
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  1196. Tldr it's a bit of a crapchute
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  1197. Not sure if your familiar with the case but Interscope records sued Trent Reznor after he encouraged Australians to pirate his music during a live performance in Australia.
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  1198. If the short leg had an ucler that would explain his need for so many wives 😂😂
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  1199. Lol drunk Simon uploaded a megarproject video to the side project channel. It's even in the title but he got ir wrong anyway /s
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  1200. You should have delayed this video by a few days. Scientific research was released yesterday about the vikings. It demonstrated that vikings weren't specifically Nordic but also had DNA from southern Europe but also al petish(early Irish) people and even DNA traces from as far away as Asia.
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  1201. What about that famous Chinese lady pirate
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  1202. Bloody hell you're actually like 5th. But don't feel bad math is hard
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  1203. You guys should join nebula so you don't have to be so sponser/adcents dependent
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  1204. Why did Joe host this??
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  1205. Can't wait to see Nato disbanded and EU have it's proper army and usa no longer policing the world.
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  1206. For a new religion we need a new model https://youtu.be/EdclIWoqx7Y
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  1207. People are born with different size hearts different metabolisms and so many other things that no two athletes really have an equal chance of winning Olympics we should just do away with testing all together. Half the events barely qualify as sports at all. It's no wonder no country wants to host them any more.
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  1208. This is literally the perfect video for Joe to host lol
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  1209. Would been funnier if he was Lola gangsta rap made me do it
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  1210.  @Joesolo13  if you ever do this, know that you're my hero.
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  1211.  @crustykangaroo5880  be supportive 😂 🧌
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  1212. You're like the pope speaking from the Vatican about how nations shouldn't be walls despite the massive walls isolating the Vatican. Russia invaded another country every death is on Putin's hands and the war shouldn't end because Ukraine had all of it's territory
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  1213.  @lordquad4604  I'm not sure if you should be on drugs and you're not or you shouldn't and you to get off the drugs but take off the foil hat. I didn't delete anything lol
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  1214. Disappointed the basement Danny is locked in isn't on this list 📃
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  1215. You should reach out to BP or ExxonMobil to sponsor your videos 😂🤣
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  1216. @13:00 maybe you're not aware since you primarily live in Japan but Canada changed its employment laws. It's no longer legal to pay waiter/waitresses minimum wage they get paid the same as all other employees so it's not necessary to ask for tips. Ironically because Canadians are so nice businesses of all types have started asking for tips in recent years but those tips usually go to the owner and not the employee so you shouldn't tip. If an employee did a great job and you want to tip them you should hand them cash directly don't tip on a tablet or credit card machine as they'll never see that money
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  1217. You should have told him that so he didn't kill himself
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  1218. I live in the Caribbean and don't have ac and my power use is usually 6-10kwh per day depending on laundry and stuff like that so while this wouldn't power my home it would probably cover most of my need but it's almost certainly prohibitively expensive, otherwise they would have mentioned a price.
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  1219. Another great video but I can't believe you didn't have Dan shoot the 0.22 bullet with his desert eagle.
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  1220. The world is over populated you should have done a video on countries where the fertility rate is high since those countries are making the world worse. edit: I forgot to mention that retirement benefits were developed for people who have exceeded the average life expency. The norm was working until you die not retiring. As life expency have increased the retirement age has not increased. This is the real problem, not decreasing populations.
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  1221. Cool video I was gonna subscribe but you shilled for raid shadow legends
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  1222. It's hysterical that melei is more popular than the US in the EU. as some one born and raised in the US I'm so happy the rest of the world finally sees the US for the dumpster fire that it's always been.
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  1223. Humans are messing up everything lol
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  1224. The purpose of doge is to retaliate against agencies investigating musk's companies...
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  1225. Hong Kong is no longer an independent state so it seems awkward to include it when you didn't include flags for individual US States or stated/provinces of any other country. I'm sad welsch didn't win, dragons are the best
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  1226. Your corrections have error too. I think you should take a pint and rest. Try again tomorrow.
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  1227. The reunification of Ireland will be Boris Johnson's legacy.
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  1228. Not nsaids are similar. Acetaminophen is very different
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  1229. The clickbait of these titles are unbelievable
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  1230. A whole video on spice and not one mention of Han solo the greatest spice smuggler.
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  1231.  @lancerichards6509  but so many opportunities for jokes
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  1232.  @lancerichards6509  I think maybe you need some kool-aid you're a bit uptight
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  1233. Ukraine doesn't have biolabs but that didn't stop the USA from invading 2 countries.
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  1234. This video ignores previous elections in turkey and assumes #1 the election will be fair & #2 erdy will leave willingly. Past elections in turkey indicate neither of these are lkekly to be true.
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  1235. Boris plan to beat the EU by reuniting Ireland and driving Wales and Scotland out of the the UK so England can reign Supreme all by itself.
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  1236. Simón I can't believe this video doesn't feature all white everything by jeezy it was the most perfect meme moment. You need to put your editor in the basement with Danny.
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  1237. After the impeachment trial is over and the orange is found guilty, is it possible to overturn pardons he issued between the time that he was impeached and when he was found guilty
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  1238. Vaping is way worse there's a lot of research on it. Not sure why you're saying it's unknown...
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  1239. USA supported Afghanistan when the USSR invaded & then refused to help with rebuilding after & we saw how that turned out..
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  1240. Sounds like Hungary is hungry for drama 😂🤣
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  1241. What about sex 2 years is a long time to be celebate especially when there's a lot of science indicating that leads to prostate cancer in men
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  1242. Science is not religion. Science doesn't require belief or faith. The science shows the vaccine is effective. Anyone who refuses the vaccine in religious grounds should be refused entry to hospitals for any ailment and instead pointed to the nearest church/temple/etc
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  1243.  @lawrencetaylor7771  1775 I believe?? 😂🤣
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  1244. It could... The US Dollar.
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  1245. Please everyone vote for Alexander Stubb as most influential person.
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  1246. It's no different than the Spanish flu which likely originated in Kansas USA.
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  1247. I would argue the vast majority of society doesn't understand or comprehend space & time. "People like us who believe in physics know that the distinction between past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion." ~ Albert Einstein
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  1248. Pretty weak list the vault for seeds is in a remote location but it's hardly well guarded
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  1249. Shout out to drugs for winning the war on drugs.
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  1250.  @GraniteStateofMind  nothing gets past detective dipshit. Except maybe your sarcasm detector.
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  1251. I get King's choice to remove the book from circulation but on the other hand there's documented school shootings in the USA going back over 100 years so it seems pointless.
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  1252. Niceeee
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  1253. TLDR : every movie is wrong
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  1254. I'm surprised UK is on this list. I would think Antarctica would be too, you can't farm there... Yet but nuclear winter + global warming will likely change that very soon
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  1255. Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
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  1256. You guys should take the battery out of an old laptop, strip it down to just the lithium and drop it in a toilet. I used to do it as a teenager for laughs but I bet the slo mo footage would be wild because lithium water reactions are intense. Edit: note I did it in a toilet because the porcelain will safely contain the reaction but you can use something else to avoid filming in your bathroom lol
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  1257. Purdue Pharma says those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up in this racket.
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  1258. Elon musk couldn't successfully pull out of his step daughter, no chance he pulls outs of Twitter
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  1259. No
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  1260. Asia's newest County should be Taiwan but everyone wants to suck up to the PRC
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  1261. This is going to blow your mind hank but people in southeast Asia have already evolved to be more in the water. They can hold their breath longer and free dive far deeper than other humans
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  1262. @7:00 it's too bad eugenics got such a bad rep, if properly implemented we could have eliminated a lot of bad diseases that are generically inherented. Not to mention we could have prevented the retards in the USA believing in lizard people or 5G vaccine chips
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  1263. You should use sora to make an OF account for Joe. It would be the funniest thing ever.
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  1264. It should but there's no legal path in the treaty for doing so which means it's basically impossible & would never happen. Turkey willfully leaving is equally less likely because 1 it would require erdo to relinquish control of the country & 2 someone even more stupid would have to take his place.
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  1265. A better video would have been "this what 2050 will actually look like when politicians yet again kick the can down the road"
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  1266. It would never happen but I really wish they could bomb the Kremlin or Moscow in general.
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  1267. Funny how you say AG1 has scientific backing & is contains superfoods in the same breath. Those 2 things are oxy-morons
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  1268. @2:21 black red & white are the top colors, you should have put a German intro to make people panick and think of the nazi flag lol 😂 🤣
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  1269. I'm impressed I thought WWWIII would start in the China Sea but Putin seems determined to start it in Europe.
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  1270. We should say Europe is shifting wrong not right.
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  1271. Can't believe you didn't lean into the clickbait and put the thumbnail "who is Paddington the bear" 😂🤣🐻
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  1272. I can't believe you didn't have Albert Einstein on this list lol
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  1273. Share this video with all your epileptic friends
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  1274. What about the guy that was just sentenced to 5 years in prison for carving his name into the colosseum
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  1275. I wish Ukraine would send a small force into Russia to attack one of the villages near the border just to send Putin into a true panic
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  1276. If nuclear power can't get us there we can use nukes to turn earth 🌎 into Mars
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  1277. Christians would argue the largest tragedy in Nevada was it legalizing prostitution lol 😂
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  1278. It's okay Spain is a catholic nation they can just pray to their god and he'll magic everything away
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  1279. The low subscriber count is because so many people use YouTube vanced to avoid having to see 30 ads in a 15minute video
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  1280. Remember you're unique... just like everyone else.
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  1281. How do we know it was an accident. Maybe he's dying of some disease and started this worry specifically to force EU to reunite so that he could be remembered for something LOL
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  1282. Wait people still willfully travel to China? Are they not aware the PRC regularly kidnaps tourists to hold as leverage against foreign nations??
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  1283. You should do a video on mark hamil he has soooo many roles. Also Patrick Stewart or sir Michael Caine.
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  1284. Or building homes from wood & consumable materials. I live in the tropics we build our homes with concrete. I laugh every time the southern USA gets hit by hurricane and all their wooden homes are washed away or flooded and have to be torn down. Then they rebuild everything & it happens again. It's just asinine. I know wild fires are different from hurricanes but it's the same. Everything burns down them rebuild it exactly the same and repeat ad infintum.
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  1285. My favorite part of this video was mis pronouncing Linus for LTT.
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  1286. Simon we need DTU for March 8 1994 Michigan
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  1287. When ozzy dies his will be the head of a bat with a side if drugs 😂🤣
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  1288. I want plutonium batteries so I never have to charge my device again 😂🤣
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  1289. ​ @RWBHere I always watch at 1x speed and as a native English speaker I've never had any issues understanding him. Do you actually speak English or you live in the bayou or somewhere that speaks such broken English it has to be subtitled when spoken on TV?
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  1290. @AussieUnclePhil  because you click on it and that pays his bills.
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  1291. @tonyc7352  wow nothing gets past captain obvious....
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  1292. @SeaJay_Oceans  pray do tell where does that hydrogen come from to power your clean water car. We're not able to make hydrogen at an efficient rate. Most of it currently comes from mining fossil fuels like methane.
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  1293. Hey there's something up with nebula it crashes when I try to watch this video...
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  1294. Tldr it's because France wants the EU to use the French all white flag.
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  1295. Hopefully the national workers party isn't making a comeback.
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  1296.  @justayoutuber1906  the OP is brain dead you're never gonna convince them lol
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  1297. This video sponsered by ticketmaster
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  1298. Pretty dark comedian 😂🤣
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  1299. Next video idea dan shooting random things with desert eagle & record the slow mp destruction there's lots of videos of people using DE 0.50 AR to shoot through walls refrigerators concrete etc but none in slow mo and it's insane how destructive that gun is to everything
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  1300. I can't believe God didn't use his magic power to protect his place of worship 🛐 🤣🤣
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  1301. It will combine into WW3 and so it will just be 1 war not 3 lol
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  1302. The problem with modular homes are the extreme weather that wrecks them like a house of cards
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  1303. I hope everyday that Ukraine invades/bombs cities in Russia
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  1304. @1:25 shake them dice & roll'm
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  1305. Rip yet again YouTube gets videos that nebula does not
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  1306. It's not the silver bullet because technology isn't a werewolf 😂
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  1307. Can't believe each other wasn't on this list.
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  1308. It was quite the sticky situation
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  1309. I love that they have a steak in a petri dish for the picture. Replacing steak is better for the planet than replacing hamburgers because hamburgers come from dairy cows that no longer provide dairy so replacing burgers with veggie burgers doesnt reduce methane from cattle.
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  1310. Yeah exactly trump promised to open more coal plants and drill for oil everywhere possible to lower costs
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  1311. Can't believe you didn't try to license the barbie song for the video, I'm pretty sure Aqua would have been happy to agree.
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  1312. She's the first havana syndrome victim lol
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  1313.  @caliberrr-09  so stop crying free palatine and accept that your God wants you to suffer stateless.
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  1314. I'm sure the rest of the world will lead in recycling the panels and the use will have to catch up as is standard.
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  1315. I appreciate the intention of your video but I feel obligated to point out that until these companies offer steaks and things other than a Hamburger. They're just a gimmick and they're not helping. The reason being is that ground beef for your hamburgers tacos meatloaf etc. Come from dairy cow on a dairy farm and not from a cattle ranch. Cattle are the largest source of methane but the only way to reduce that is to reduce demand for steaks. 🥩
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  1316. When I saw this video I was hoping you'd talk about older professional cameras as well as personal use ones. I remember the flash on the old ones made this whirring sound after a photo and you had to wait for it to stop before you took another one. I always wondered what that was.
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  1317. It's because humanity will collapse, no people so no need for electricity.
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  1318. 4:04 you dramatically under estimate #3. Covert ops for basically any country includes a .22 pistol with sub sonic rounds specifically for shooting a target in the head for a guaranteed kill.
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  1319. This is 2 videos now that are on YouTube far before they're on nebula
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  1320. I can't believe you didn't cover blue urine it's the coolest thing ever and a great way to prank friends
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  1321. @piked86  your comment implies he's not real. You'll regret this when his kind rule the planet 😂🤣
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  1322. I was thinking the same. Germany for example has had like 4 or 5 flags
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  1323. It's time we dissolve Israel and give Palestine back the land thst was taken from it.
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  1324. Can't believe you didn't do a klan biographic for the new holiday lol 😂
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  1325. Anyone know the song they played during the chart 📊 bit?
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  1326. My hope is that every state DA investigates every member of the trump cartel and arrests/jails as many as possible. I suspect several will flee the USA later in January
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  1327. Hopefully it's not and this war leads to it's collapse though that seems unlikely. The USA would happily tank its own economy to prompt up other nations
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  1328. I shot through a refrigerator full of watermelons with a 0.50 AE desert eagle so I'm surprised it didn't go through the zombie but I guess it's because fat is pretty dense.
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  1329. Literally terrible lizard
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  1330. Funny that he makes this video while Ukraine is in the midst of a very successful offensive
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  1331. The UK in general is a bit shit. Around covid-19 time was when the UK finally got rid of the law making it illegal to be homeless (is they would jail homeless people)
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  1332. Can't believe this video was sponsered by AG1 instead of pornhub
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  1333. It changed because Germany voted out the pro-russian party lol
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  1334.  thegunsngloryshow  chircopractors aren't doctors it's psuedoscience. Most people won't say it because they love to sue to silence anyone. I'm hyped for the video it's going to be spicy
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  1335. It's awesome how fast you got this video out. Appreciate the hard work. It's sad no one is willing to prosecute Trump and it sets a dangerous precedent.
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  1336. Don't worry about your injury there's a blue pill to fix that.
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  1337. Tldr: Isreal.
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  1338. They should have chose scarlet red instead of baby blue for their helmets ⛑
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  1339. When she lands they should do the American thing & jail the minority for possession of an illegal substance.
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  1340. Obviously not healthy if they're dead lol 😂 🤣
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  1341. I think you meant Christian Wrong because any time politics & religion meet it isn't right.
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  1342. Can't believe you didn't use this gun with the slow mo guys lol 😂
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  1343. Of course it does, Vietnam 🇻🇳 is a very functional state today, oh wait...
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  1344. This video isn't even on nebula...
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  1345. 17million? That's like 1 maybe 2 trips. Drugs are expensive lol
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  1346. And in the cumming years lol
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  1347. Perfect opportunity to eat an oh henry bar during a video
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  1348. Rather than doing a video on Myanmar after already explaining it repeatedly, you should do a dedicated video on some obscure news from a country you've not mentioned previously so people learn something new instead of hearing more of the same.
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  1349. Trump can't make laws he's the preside not a congressman. He wrote an executive order not a law. And while most people treat them the same they're not.
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  1350. Lol you mean the jews committing genocide in Gaza
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  1351. Run forest run!
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  1352. Can't believe you didn't make a video on the end of Switzerland's neutrality
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  1353. I can't believe deez nutz weren't on the list lol
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  1354. Definitely we need part III make it happen 😂😅
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  1355. Great video I knew about the nasa tests but had no idea about the cosmonauts dying
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