Comments by "bruzote" (@bruzote) on "Mark Rober" channel.

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  2. Urine? Pshaw! Much worse can happen. I've seen kids swim in a cloud of "traveler's bowel distress" while snorkeling in Xel Ha lagoon. That is much worse than urine. Have you seen bits of bowel discharge float into someone's hair? Beyond the discomfort, awful urgency, and fear of being embarrassed, I had to laugh after it happened to me. Though, I still showered extremely thoroughly immediately afterwards. I used a LOT of my shampoo. I was swimming in Xel Ha lagoon when I had a sudden attack of traveler's diarrhea. It happened just after three FULL buses of tourists arrived and they all queued for the bathroom. My only option was to swim to a solitary spot in the lagoon, as the problem was resolving itself one way or another. I let it out about 4-5 feet underwater and immediately experienced total horror as I saw a cloud of bits of dissolving brown and lots of brown liquid envelope me. If my heart could have jumped out the top of my skull, it would have. I screamed through my snorkel but nobody heard me (especially since I was underwater). Immediately out of breath due to the scream, I still backstroked underwater and kicked away so fast, I would have beaten Phelps himself. As I flung myself away in panic, I saw the cloud entrail itself in my wake and follow me! It was like being chased by the Brown Ghost of Death as it tried to encircle my (at least formerly) beautiful, sun-kissed head of hair. Finally, the cloud stopped following me dispersed as I kept swimming. Of course, this probably took place in 3 seconds or less but time slowed down when it happened. Out of breath, I surfaced, looked around, and nobody was near me except some chubby kid approaching me. He swam right past me, eager to explore the lagoon. He suddenly surfaced excitedly and urgently called over his friend to see the amazing group of fish that was feeding on "little bits of food floating everywhere in the water." I just kept my mouth shut - until I reached my friend and had a really funny laugh. So, urine? Ha! Much worse can happen.
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