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Comments by "surely you joke, mein failüre" (@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531) on "CBS Evening News" channel.

For Germany, it was Hitler. For Norway, it was Quisling. For America, when it comes to traitors, Benedict Arnold is about to move down to second place.
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AKA "That's a nice country you got. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it."
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I only came here to read the comments of the nutters who say this is a hoax, that it's being overhyped, that it's a conspiracy, whatever. Those are the kind that went down with the Titanic, secure in the belief that it was unsinkable. Total dummies who don't belong breeding or voting.
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@DefyVelociity Good thing you weren't in charge in WW2, otherwise we'd all be speaking German now.
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Who'll ever forget when Moscow Mitch McConnell said that 8 months before an election was way too soon to confirm a SCOTUS judge ..
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The irony of Trumpanzees saying that it's not the courts that decide, it's the voters. Move along then.
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There's only 3 ways to get individual people back to work. 1) Everyone wears hazmat suits all the time. 2) Develop a vaccine that works, give it to everyone. 3) Roll out a widespread antibody test, test everyone, and those who have antibodies can go back to work.
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Some bad analogies. It's like this: Newbie skydiver: "Hey, I've slowed down a bit. Can I take off this stupid parachute now? It's chafing." Newbie navy recruit: "Hey, the sub is 500 feet down and my clothes are still dry. Is it OK to open the hatch?"
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John Galt He's too well guarded to suffer what he should for letting so many Americans die of covid. But if you're whining about your governor doing her job to protect the people of your state .. go cry on your MyPillow.
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How ironic, the same people who say Americans don't need testing before returning to work won't let anyone work around them unless they get tested daily.
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Trump: The virus makes prison too dangerous for my criminal friend Roger Stone, it's an indoor group setting. also Trump: Your kids need to go back to school, and I don't care if it's dangerous for them or you. My campaign depends on it!
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This is even more of an emergency than all the wingnuts who'll chime in and claim that because they don't personally see their own hospital overwhelmed, there's not covid outbreak at all. Sigh. Like the old "There's no such thing as global warming because it's snowing where I am right now."
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@cheesegyoza So, you want people like that to be better-equipped to commit acts of terror? shudder
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Someday people will come to realize the folly of electing someone who uses the "14 characteristics of fascism" meme as a to-do list.
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Republicans were barking at the moon when Obama wore a tan suit, yet they'll be silent about this.
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If it's so safe to go back to work, then why hasn't Trump scheduled his rallies to start again? He canceled them in March (due to the virus) but has not scheduled any new ones. It's as if he's afraid of some potentially deadly virus. Hair Fuhrer needs to put his money where his mouth is.
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Glad you recovered. I had a friend who endured 14 weeks of symptoms. She has permanent lung damage now.
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My big complaint now is that back in January when disease authorities in the US realized what was happening, none of that was communicated to the governors, who at least would have done something. Unlike Trump, they don't spend 100% of their time lying, deflecting, shifting blame, bragging about their ratings, firing their critics, lashing out at everyone, etc.
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You're right, the media doesn't pick the president, the people do. The popular vote is 78,753,377 Biden to 73,119,421 Trump and the EC is 306 Biden to 232 Trump. Do you remember in 2016 when the Republicans called 306 EC votes "a landslide" and "a mandate"? Those kinds of votes still are landslides and mandates, and the mandate of the people is to get rid of Trump. Sorry these facts hurt your feelings.
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Coming soon: Nice Christian bookshops shouldn't have to allow Jews in, right? Shortly after: Nice Alabama restaurants don't have to let Blacks in, do they?
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There's only 3 ways to get individual people back to work. 1) Everyone wears hazmat suits all the time. 2) Develop a vaccine that works, give it to everyone. 3) Roll out a widespread antibody test, test everyone, and those who have antibodies can go back to work. No country was designed for an idiot leader like Trump.
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@jackburton6133 Err, no, I live in the world of data and facts - even when they are unwelcome facts. It's you and folks like you who desperately want to believe that things aren't bad. Maybe someday you will see why China and other countries had to react as harshly and thoroughly as they did.
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It would seem that he didn't appreciate the gravity of the situation.
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Georgia already counted the votes three times and certified the results. Trump lost Georgia by 11,779 votes .. and here he is, almost 2 months later, asking for enough fake votes to put him 1 over the Biden count.
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If Trump wants to reopen the country, he should take the lead and show us by resuming his rallies and shaking hands with his fans and meeting regular Americans. He canceled all those things. It's as if he knows there's a potentially deadly disease circulating.
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@kwbradysanch Helps if you think of it as wilder extremes of all kinds. Phoenix AZ had a record number of days over 100F this summer. Large parts of Oregon have been in a drought for years now. All part of the same thing. Call it "climate weirding" if that helps.
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@airbud3 No, we know how Ukraine is fighting off an invading army. Fixed your nonsense for you. Oh, and obviously you haven't considered what the US might want from Ukraine sometime in the future after the dust of the current conflict settles. By then they'll be in NATO, and wouldn't it be helpful if Ukraine could host a US air base and lease it to us for 50 years?
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That means rural second homes will be a lot cheaper by next summer.
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Just consider the donations scam to be like a sort of voluntary tax. Households that don't pay it will fare better than those that do. Economic Darwinism.
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Poor Putin. How he must miss having his little Quisling keeping a chair warm in the white house.
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Pretty sure their oath of service didn't include a disclaimer to engage in domestic terrorism as long as it lined up with FOXed Noise propaganda.
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Sounds like Texas is well on its way to being a failed state. They tried that no-regulations hardly-any-government thing in Somalia already anyway.
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@scottebear Go ahead and prove this thing is a hoax by going back to your normal life. When you start developing a dry cough and persistent headache, just remember that you made the country a little smarter by removing yourself from the gene pool.
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It's only 15 cases, he said. It'll go away like a miracle, he said. It's just like the flu, they said. The high price of denial :(
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@dbsti3006 You're finding something positive to say about the 219K+ American deaths from covid? Even for a Trumper, that's pretty sick and twisted thinking. Go seek mental help please.
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There's only 3 ways to get individual people back to work. 1) Everyone wears hazmat suits all the time. 2) Develop a vaccine that works, give it to everyone. 3) Roll out a widespread antibody test, test everyone, and those who have antibodies can go back to work.
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@rich2583 Put your money where your mouth is - go lick a bunch of convenience store door handles. Then get back to us in 2 weeks about how serious the virus is. Or just watch the news about how in NYC they're finding hundreds of dead people every day in their homes. SMH.
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@rich2583 Thanks, I needed the laugh. I'm a data analyst. Taking the safety labels off everything and letting nature sort itself out is just another way of adding chlorine to the gene pool.
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One thing's for sure about the people running the federal government - they couldn't find snow in the wintertime. Heckuva job Brownie types.
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What a cute protest. I should watch more of them, albeit from a safe distance. They'll probably keep it up for weeks.
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At this point, no one would trust Trump to handle a glow stick without supervision. Somebody give Trumpty Dumpty a shove.
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Best comment! :)
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@anthonycall5566 Strange, but these people don't seem to be complaining about things that cost a lot more, like Trump's tax cuts for the wealthiest. Selective amnesia :(
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@steelzmb4262 Are you Trumpanzees still hating on Ukraine because they didn't go along with Donnie's scheme to get them to make up dirt on the Bidens?
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@epic103 No, it just means I don't suck down the stew of lies that is FOXed Noise and OANN, which is all you like. That's appropriate. Mushrooms, kept in the dark and fed nothing but manure, also develop a taste for manure. Enjoy your ignorance. Or, better yet, keep running with it so the rest of us get to laugh at your ignorance. Unless you have some compelling argument for how your ignorance somehow gets you and your kids ahead in life. Personally I don't care for it. My kids won't hire your kids.
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@epic103 Haw haw haw. I mention facts and all it can do it get your panties in a knot. So thank you for the feedback. I will keep doing it. My work schedule is easy these days so I have all the time in the world to fact-bat you morons clear into next week.
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Trump was pretty useful for Putin when it came to providing cover for Russia invading the Crimean peninsula. At the 44th G7 summit, Trump said out loud that Crimea is Russian because everyone there speaks Russian - not all do, but that distinction, like so many others, was as far above his head as the m-o-o-n above a barnyard animal.
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@richardalderman1324 I only came here to read the comments of the nutters who say this is a hoax, that it's being overhyped, that it's a conspiracy, whatever. Those are the kind that went down with the Titanic, secure in the belief that it was unsinkable. Total dummies who don't belong breeding or voting. Subtracting themselves from the population lines up nicely with their disbelief of what's happening.
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To be fair, people wouldn't be at his rallies unless they were the sort who prefer hearing his weird sing-song lies over the actual truth.
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Solicitation to commit election fraud, and it's all on tape. Republicans took to Trump like ducks to the sticky tar sands of La Brea. The air accordion player reached deep into their shallow souls and found something easy to manipulate. He makes Sauron seem reasonable by comparison.
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Does Trump pray to Hitler and Stalin every night? Those 'leaders' too were happy to send their own countrymen marching into the wood chipper.
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Everyone craps on upstate NY. Has a high birth rate yet a low growth rate .. can't find much future there so most everyone leaves.
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@JordanMelbyVlogs When facts and science "brainwash" a person, that's properly referred to as "education". Dammit who let all the nutters out of the crazy house?
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@marge3477 Unfortunately you are correct :(
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Ray Vorontsoff What he says or didn't say is no concern of mine. What's important to realize now is that if we don't first corral then defeat the virus, we'll have no future whatsoever.
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@benitosotelo444 Sorry it's you who are the bootlicker. Trump's stupid travel ban allowed some 40K non-Chinese to fly here from China during the months before total lockdown. We see the results now. Who let all you nutters out of the crazy house? Did you not make it past 3rd grade? Your brain seems to be full of holes and not working right.
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@laurenmarievee6876 Simpleminded fools exist in every part of the world - but only in America are the likes of Alex Jones, Sean Hannity, and Donald Judas Trump allowed to lie to them so flagrantly under the guise of "free speech".
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It's not that mind-boggling. Trump's fine people chose to opt out of reality awhile back. They exist in some bizarre alt-factoid world
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If you'd been paying attention to the news, you'd notice that it was Putin starting it up again .. like in Donbass and like in the Crimea. Good thing Biden isn't appeasing like Trump did.
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@Bacuda09 Putin had to move up the schedule now that his little manchurian candidate comrade Trumpski isn't pulling the strings anymore. No doubt Trunpski would be saying, presently, how Ukraine supposedly belongs to Russia because some people there know how to speak Russian.
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@Bacuda09 Re "lol. Biden gave putin" << This BS lie is why friends don't let friends get their "news" from propaganda outlets like FOXed Noise. In case you don't watch the news, the only thing Biden has given Putin is a great big headache, all because he has the balls/spine/brain to stand up to Putin's bullying. You trolls are super low quality today. Is the A team off working their shift at the WalMart loading dock today or something?
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With approximately 70 million people traveling for the holiday (about the same number that voted for Sweet Potato Hitler, who downplays the virus) it's going to be more like a mile-high tsunami than a "surge".
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This virus spreads whenever and wherever people gather too close together indoors. That is all. Significant risk factors include age, diabetes, and skin pigmentation.
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Yes he has. Let's tune in to the Biden inauguration on Jan 20th.
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@icontrolmythoughts4712 What proof have you of that? Crickets. Pull your head out. Or don't. Lately I've harvested enough MAGA tears to sell the stuff as springwater by the gallon.
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Sure, sure, Putin has nothing to do with it. Could the Russian trolls here possibly be any dumber? (don't take that as a challenge, please)
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@mee091000 He doesn't understand history either. Probably doesn't know that the Axis powers were in American waters, sinking American ships.
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@OPERATIONNEMESIS11 Hopefully someone's moved an A-10 squadron to near the western border of Ukraine. Show Putin a little of the only kind of love he responds to ;)
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Translation: Trump extorted something out of the other party by holding America hostage again.
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If they wanted to go after Trump, they'd just target Swamp-a-Lago instead, which hasn't got the nice defenses that DC does.
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@gmfb521 So far the governors are showing more responsibility than your favorite orange clown - what have you to say about that? "omg" LOL
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@suserman7775 Show me the link to that one.
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@gmfb521 I believe facts. Recordings are nice too. Like that one of Trump saying it'll just go away on its own like a cold, how people can keep going to work, about how we have only 15 cases now and they're all disappearing on their own. I guess you somehow misconstrue those things to mean something else?
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I love the comments. 95% whackjobs whose only reason for doubting covid is that it hasn't happened to them yet.
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@toddlarson7489 One of my local friends (30s, went to the gym all the time, boxed) had the 14-week version of it. Almost killed him. Now his lungs are scarred and he's got lasting issues. Other than that I lost three friends in other states to covid .. and I can't bring myself to delete their numbers from my phone yet :(
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Sadly, the Republicans borrowed a page from Orwell when they named their election-stealing efforts "stop the steal". Stalin couldn't have come up with a better name himself.
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Besides "Mango Mussolini", some call him the "Incredible Sulk".
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@onetwo3549 Or wasn't it just like the flu? I can't remember any years in the past where the white house tested all visitors and staff constantly for the flu.
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Considering that people can be giving off virus for weeks before testing positive, there's hope for the nation yet.
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If Trump wants to reopen the country, he should take the lead and show us by resuming his rallies and shaking hands with his fans and meeting regular Americans. He canceled all those things. It's as if he knows there's a potentially deadly disease circulating.
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He's probably eying fake-Dr Oz to take Dr Fauci's place.
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Oplitis Λ On what facts do you base the statement about Trump being one of the best leaders? I want to hear that.
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Oplitis Λ Hope you're right that Fauci is unlikely to be fired .. because this morning Hair Fuhrer retweeted a "Fire Fauci!" thing.
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@Bo Bo Bo Hopefully. Got a problem with that? The dark ages are calling you.
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@Bo Bo Bo If you advertise to the public that you will paint all nudes, then that is what you will do. Are you attempting to imply that the website design (which this Kim Davis refuses to do) is all about gay nudes?
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@MISTER23G02xx When you say ""rainbow terrorist" you can forget about anyone taking you seriously anymore. Have a good day.
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@wormsali No thanks, I go out to the woods almost every day. Gotta get fresh air and exercise.
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@wormsali Hey, if you think Trump is right about how it's safe outside, prove it. Maybe touch a whole bunch of convenience store door handles then eat a bag of cips without washing your hands first. Dare ya.
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@someonerandom704 Re "Corporate greed. Those workers shouldn't have even been in the plant while there was a 5 am tornado." << To add to that - Amazon has a huge carbon footprint (helping cause climate instability which could have led to the tornado) and was launching tourists into space within 48 hours.
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@enturnetrol7869 Awwww did your tender feefees got hut again? Tuck them away before I kick you again. FFS.
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Neville Chamberlain was more like a Trump. Back in 2019, what Trump claimed about the Crimea (which Putin violently "annexed") was that because some people there spoke Russian, the place belongs to Russia. Thank God that sh*twit isn't in the white house anymore.
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Poor Putin. His little Quisling Donny-boy Trump isn't around to provide cover for Russia.
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At least they're doing fact reporting. Tucker Carlson is probably telling his zombie lemmings that it came from all the NYC gays making the angels cry.
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This from the same dolt who claims without proof that windmills cause cancer, or claims without evidence that he didn't sharpie-edit that weather forecast.
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@epic103 Re "Almost every major news story during Trump's term" << How quickly you forget - if you even knew in the first place. Do you remember any of these? The firing of James Comey. The resignation of Michael Flynn. Dissolving the Office of Government Ethics. Firing the Global Pandemic Response Team set up by Obama. None of that based on "fake news". As usual, you're just another Trumptard nitwit.
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@epic103 Repeating your shopworn nonsense, in the face of the greatest criminal to chair-warm at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, is not a very good look on you, but it is one you richly deserve as someone who defends a criminal regime that worked only to destroy America and its future interests. No doubt he made boss Putin happy, but that's about it.
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Actually that was Trump, who decided not to protest Russia's seizure of the Crimean peninsula. Heck, he probably wouldn't have protested Russia seizing Florida. No balls, no spine, no brain.
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That's not even remotely plausible, since everyone knows the maga types spend their waking hours insisting that Obama was violating the constitution only they can't explain exactly how or even when.
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D. w Only you could draw a connection that doesn't exist.
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@jdee8407 Oh, so you think that cherrypicking a few examples constitutes an evaluation of a whole field? Do you distrust all engineers because some of them once called the Titanic unsinkable? (rhetorical question .. every day you trust your life to vehicles and equipment designed by engineers)
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This reminds me of that time in late 1941, when president Roosevelt (D) declared war on Japan, and all those red-state governors decided not to go along with the war effort, even though it had already killed tens of thousands of their own red-state citizens. Sigh.
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@James Mason That was satire. Your comment is pretty funny. Japan had by then just attacked Pearl Harbor, and German submarines were sinking US shipping. Both those nations had already declared war on the US.
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Rest assured, he's spending the time phoning as many of them as possible to get them to bend the law in his favor -- just like he did with justices Cavanaugh, Barrett, and Gorsuch, just like he did with the Michigan crew whose results he hoped to overturn. Even now, Trump still does not understand that the US is a vast enterprise that was running long before he came along and will continue to run long after he's left .. that his job was only to take care of it briefly.
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All you have to do is look at how Trump handed Donbass or the Crimea. "Please, Vlad, may I have another"
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