Comments by "surely you joke, mein failüre" (@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531) on "WFLA News Channel 8" channel.

  1. This is awesome. Never knew how good it was to watch law enforcement swoop down on traitors. LOCK THEM UP
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  2. Bingo. Because nothing says "I love my country" like attacking a policeman who's trying to defend the capitol against insurrectionists.
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  3.  @Tolpuddle581  Good people don't try to overthrow a government just because their favorite wannabe-dictator lost the election. Good people don't commit crimes while livestreaming it. Good people don't suck down the dumbest propaganda that wouldn't fool a cat.
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  4.  @FireAlarmHowTooGuy  You misspelled DeSatan. FIFY
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  5.  @woozy607  No one in this thread mentioned defunding the cops. I score you -5 points for an especially lame attempt to distract. Go back to the FOXed Noise forums buddy.
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  6. Given that you'd have to be as high as a kite to break your supposed oath to the constitution (and overturn the election results that you just didn't agree with because they hurt your tender feefees) we should be calling them Oaf Tweakers instead.
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  7. You don't get to stab America in the back and then just go home to brag about it on Fakebook. Time for some harsh consequences.
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  8.  @EWLadyK  Right? Because nothing says you're a patriotic American like trying to beat a policeman with a US flag in support of the guy trying to steal the election he lost.
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  9. Watching the FBI swoop down on traitors is way more rewarding than I would have believed. Throw the book at them! Then throw away the key. If they can be induced to do things like that just because a flim-flam man told them a lie, they shouldn't be wandering around in public.
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  10. Let's see if he tries the NRA defense when he's in trouble for the grenades. Something like this: "I'm a responsible bomb owner and would never actually use one to kill anyone. I use the explosives to protect my property and explode bombs in my back yard for fun. I can't help it if some nut gets their hands on a bomb. They would have just found another way to kill, say with a gun or something else. Bombs don't kill people. People kill people."
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  11. MAGA = many are getting arrested
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  12. Bingo. All those fools got behind a rich guy who does to them precisely what they complain about the elites doing to them - he doesn't pay his fair share of taxes, he turns wealth into political power, he puts mom-and-pop operations out of business, he ships jobs overseas.
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  13. Hitler's nuttiness lasted maybe 13 years tops.
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  14.  @garywebb5927  Of course he couldn't say no. I hope you picked his brain to find the line where he thinks ordinary citizens shouldn't have [whatever]. S-400 anti-aircraft defense system for your ranch? No problem. Edit: Another fun thing to ask the NRA people is if they feel guns should be distributed to all citizens, like in Switzerland.
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