Comments by "surely you joke, mein failüre" (@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531) on "Tampa Oath Keeper arrested for taking part in Jan. 6 Capitol riot, federal firearms charges" video.

  1. Given that you'd have to be as high as a kite to break your supposed oath to the constitution (and overturn the election results that you just didn't agree with because they hurt your tender feefees) we should be calling them Oaf Tweakers instead.
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  2. Let's see if he tries the NRA defense when he's in trouble for the grenades. Something like this: "I'm a responsible bomb owner and would never actually use one to kill anyone. I use the explosives to protect my property and explode bombs in my back yard for fun. I can't help it if some nut gets their hands on a bomb. They would have just found another way to kill, say with a gun or something else. Bombs don't kill people. People kill people."
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  3. Hitler's nuttiness lasted maybe 13 years tops.
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  4.  @garywebb5927  Of course he couldn't say no. I hope you picked his brain to find the line where he thinks ordinary citizens shouldn't have [whatever]. S-400 anti-aircraft defense system for your ranch? No problem. Edit: Another fun thing to ask the NRA people is if they feel guns should be distributed to all citizens, like in Switzerland.
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