Comments by "surely you joke, mein failüre" (@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531) on "Washington Post" channel.

  1. They can always hold the RNC meeting in the white house bunker. No masks required. Poor air circulation. "It will go away .. like a miracle."
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  2. Every day in America it's like this: Dr Fauci: "Donald, there are still hundreds of millions of Americans who haven't been tested." Trump: "I never heard that anybody couldn't get a test. Who ever heard of such a thing?"
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  3. Every day in the USA it's like this: Fauci: "Donald, congratulations, we've now tested more than a million people in the USA!" Pence: "See? See?? Donald knows all and sees all. Keep sucking up." Fauci: "Well, Donald, that means there are more than 320 million Americans that haven't been tested yet." Trump: "I never heard that anybody couldn't get a test. Who ever heard of such a thing??"
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  4. We need Trump more than ever? Why, did God run out of locusts or something?
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  5. Al Capone as he's led away in handcuffs .. wailing "It's all because those Treasury agents hate me! They've been at it for years! See?? See?? That PROVES they're biased!"
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  6. That's an ironic thing for him to say, considering that he's the one doing the rigging.
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  7. Trump is a "victim" of coronavirus in the same way that people who smoke in bed, and set their own homes ablaze, are "victims" of fire.
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  8. She looked elderly, obese, possibly diabetic, mild dementia .. in 2 weeks we won't have to worry about her voting again.
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  9. Do you live alone? If so, please prove what you say by visiting a covid ward and breathing deeply, without a mask. Meanwhile, the rest of us will make snide remarks about the trash taking itself out.
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  10. Bingo. So when do we invade Afghanistan or Pakistan or some other country in retaliation? (anything but Saudi Arabia, of course) Will we get a coalition of western nations together again?
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  11. This "plan" such a joke and a one-sided joke at that. It's as if he went to South Africa, talked only with racist white people, and came up with a "plan" to share the country's wealth and property. This will probably be as fair as the "peace plan" that Hitler and Stalin devised in 1939 for Poland. Remember operation "Lebensraum"?
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  12. He crawled on the carpet at Mar a Loser, then ignored subpoena from the same congress he now wants to lead??
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  13. So what makes you think the US president has a big slider control for retail prices for anything? Dear lord god the stupid is very strong with you.
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  14. This "plan" such a joke and a one-sided joke at that. It's as if he went to South Africa, talked only with racist white people, and came up with a "plan" to share the country's wealth and property. This will probably be as fair as the "peace plan" that Hitler and Stalin devised in 1939 for Poland :( Code name "Lebensraum"
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  15. Welcome to America, where we have no effective federal guidance to stop the spread of covid, but also where we have no effective relief for all the people affected by covid or by the economic effects of the pandemic, so we're going to see A) continued massive spread of the disease and B) Great Depression levels of economic malaise. Thanks Trump :(
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  16.  @michaelgregory8971  I call it "Q-Anonsense" .. a sort of rabbit hole that sucks down the easily-misled, shallow-of-thinking people.
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  17. Oh wait. I see the problem now. They did 350,000 tests just to catch 9,976 cases (latest numbers as of now). Not very efficient of them. Here in the US we did 1 million tests (0.309% of the population) to catch 240,660 cases.
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  18. Block party!!
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  19. Nah, she's just doing her job. Now she can add "cockroach exterminator" to her long resume.
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  20. You can just hear the denials coming from Greater Trumpistan .. "He didn't say that" .. then "If he said that, he didn't mean it" .. then "He was just kidding" .. then "But but but but Obama was way worse!!!!"
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  21. Someday people will come to realize the folly of electing someone who uses the "14 characteristics of fascism" meme as a to-do list.
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  22. This is why the world looks at the USA the same way the USA looks at Floriduh :( Even as late as June 17th he said it was dying down.
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  23. God no. He's fairly centrist, like Obama.
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  24. So. Are you going to go tell South Korea how awful they are at containing this thing? Yeah, didn't think so.
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  25.  @quincycampbell9828  That they are freaks, and that they must pay for what they've done, are beyond any doubt. The French have a thing or two to say about how they treated enemy collaborators after the war - and that's what the MAGAt's essentially are.
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  26. The ICC will make some time for these "fine people" :(
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  27. You gotta wonder how those former Teabillies would have reacted if, during the many Benghazi investigations (attempted election turnovers, that is) that never found anything anyway, Obama had withheld evidence, forbade staffers from testimony, hidden all relevant documents and witnesses from investigation. Would they have screeched that a sitting president isn't above the law? Oh my. They've got the memory span of moths :(
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  28. Since this is capitalist America, you can count on the airlines gladly taking the corporate socialism money, laying off their workers anyway, and continue to ship virus all over the country.
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  29. This "plan" such a joke and a one-sided joke at that. It's as if he went to South Africa, talked only with racist white people, and came up with a "plan" to share the country's wealth and property. This will probably be as fair as the "peace plan" that Hitler and Stalin devised in 1939 for Poland :( Code name "Lebensraum"
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  30. This virus is sort of like a fire. Throwing more fuel on it (giving it more new people to infect) merely makes it burn for longer. Gotta snuff the fire out (deprive it of fuel by social distancing above all else) before you can restart things.
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  31. The sad part is .. Trump could go on every station and claim that he lied about the election being stolen, and sought office only so he could sell America's most valuable secrets to our enemies while trying to destroy democracy from within -- and his cult sheeple would love him all the harder for "telling it like it is" :(
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  32.  @RAMelloh-ij5sl  It's more like a "piece plan", sadly. A whole lot of land just got carved up and guess what, the Palestinians weren't even invited to the process. This is about what I would expect from any of those bumblefuck Trumps :(
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  33. It's coming. The US senate just approved Lend-Lease. Gonna be a whole nother game when Ukraine has A10s and F15s in the sky.
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  34.  @quincycampbell9828  I disagree about shooting them. They're traitors, sure, and maybe they should just pack their bags and go. They're the antithesis of that description on the base of the statue of liberty, which is to say, they're not really Americans.
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  35. He's not that smart.
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  36. Without rallies and golf, presidenting just isn't fun for him anymore. Heck, even his favorite OANN bimbo got kicked out of the briefing room. And FOXed Noise had to fire that whacko who called the virus a "liberal impeachment hoax".
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  37. Trump lied, and Americans died. Strangely, Moscow Mitch and the others have nothing to say about the 193,000+ dead Americans .. but remember how they spent 3 days in a tizzy just because Obama wore a tan suit? Or the years of investigations because four (4) Americans died in Benghazi?
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  38.  @jimmyjames6487  Re " lol. I guess you don't know that policies create change." << Well if you're taking the same tact that other moron (Ken L) took, there wasn't any significant oil production on the federal lands that Biden closed to drilling (Trump had only recently opened them) and there wasn't any oil flowing through the pipeline that he cancelled too. All of that was still under development. If your tiny, peppercorn-sized brain could be more inventive at making up nonsense, it would be much appreciated.
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  39. Let's go Bannon!! ;)
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  40.  @g4orce703  I know, I know, it's in your nature. (cue the clip from Slither)
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  41. Everywhere you go, Walmart, Home Depot, Rite Aid, CVS, Walgreens, Target, Tractor Supply, Harbor Freight, grocery stores etc are all still open. If none of those stores have what you're looking for, it's probably not anything essential to your survival.
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  42. That's awesome!! Yesterday these people were united in their fealty to Trump - and this time next week they'll be united in the ER. Smart move :(
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  43. What a big baby. As head of the federal government, it was most assuredly his fault that 2 months were lost when we could have accepted the free WHO tests that were made available to us months ago. Everybody, ignore him and work around him, he's useless.
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  44.  @madpierrot6265  Means they're only testing people who are sick. Some states are very stingy about tests. Where I live, it's darn hard to get one even when you're showing covid symptoms.
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  45. So - when is the US going to invade Afghanistan or some other country (not Saudi Arabia, obviously) over this? /sarc
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  46.  @GodIsLove-eo6qk  You must be thinking of George W Bush and Donald Trump, who own the top two spots for adding the most to the federal debt. Better rub some copium on that TDS before it gets out of control, dude[ette].
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  47.  @GodIsLove-eo6qk  About Af'stan - seems you have already forgotten how Trump set the withdrawal in motion, then did nothing, leaving a ticking mess for the next president to inherit with only a few months left on the clock. But you are still allergic to facts, apparently :(
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  48.  @GodIsLove-eo6qk  Oh, you must be referring to the "deal" that Trump & Kushner made with the Taliban. Like all their other "deals", it completely excluded some of the major parties involved, which in this case were a) the Afghanistan government of the time, and b) the people of Afghanistan.
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  49.  @GodIsLove-eo6qk  If by "destroying the country" you mean the strongest job creation numbers in 50 years, bring it on. President Joe is your president too, even if you're too dumb to notice he's working for you as well.
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  50.  @bobbyharper8710  Why look for the most complicated, unprovable excuse? Healthcare quality in the US is among the lowest in the developed world. Heck, as of yesterday, Italy had a rate of 1829 cases per million while NY state had 4313 per million. By the end of today it will be closer to 5000 per million if not beyond that.
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  51. Nobody wants Kevin. First he calls Trump to tell him to call off his J6 goons, then he flies to Mar-a-Lardo to kiss the traitor's ring and beg. What a doormat.
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  52.  @4T3hM4kr0n  The "getting shot down like crazy" outcome is not usually what happens when the A10 is used in combat situations. What makes you think so?
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  53. DeSantis (through his board of education) has been pushing the deranged notion that slavery in the US was just another form of unpaid/underpaid internship, and that the lives of slaves were somehow bettered by the institution of slavery. This is but a short stretch from "they came here to steal OUR jobs!" for all the dimwit crackers out there, like the gunman.
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  54.  @blubblurb  Dude, the only time I listen to what Trump says is to note down his lies or when I need humor material. That guy is more disconnected from reality than Weird Al Yankovic on an 8-way dose of LSD.
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  55.  @vitalii2146  How did Biden do any rigging? He's not even in power. Trump, on the other hand, has had the powers of the presidency behind his rigging efforts, a third of the supreme court, his handpicked USPS head who's been degrading service and hiding some 300K ballots. You're a perfect example of why friends don't let friends consume right wing nutjob "news".
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  56. Arizona is in trouble. So far their max acceleration rate has been 659 cases per M per day. For reference, NY state was 631 cases/M/day.
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  57.  @possumverde  Cranking up the heat has always been his goal. He's not above declaring martial law and suspending elections in the same way the sea isn't above the sky.
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  58. This was just a test Rapture. Heard iguana tastes just like chicken anyway.
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  59.  @kennypool  BTW it's "you're" not "your", so obviously you're the most ignorant piece of stupidity to ever try calling someone else less informed. You should try changing your name to "Mr Dunning Kruger" .. would be a much better fit. Considering that the US wasn't getting any of its oil through that same pipeline and those same recently-opened federal lands, and considering that fuel demand has gone down since then (not up) your points are, again, and as usual, completely without merit.
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  60.  @jimmyjames6487  You and that other dolt were talking about policies .. and the only policies that president Biden implemented so far on these were the two things I mentioned. Could you possibly be any less ignorant on cause and effect? Or were you blaming president Biden for what Greta said at COP26 and which hasn't yet been implemented?
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  61. Governor DeSantis tried hard to paint the perp as a bad guy, but, honestly, he and the perp apparently have the same feelings towards Black people. DeSantis merely prefers to use words instead of bullets. Slavery was just an unpaid internship? Really?
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  62. The little Nazi keebler elf is disliked by all. Maybe if he had a time machine to take him back to the Third Reich he could find a place.
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  63. This virus is sort of like a fire. Throwing more fuel on it (giving it more new people to infect) merely makes it burn for longer. Gotta snuff the fire out (deprive it of fuel by social distancing above all else) before you can restart things.
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