Comments by "surely you joke, mein failüre" (@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531) on "USA TODAY" channel.

  1. It would seem that he didn't appreciate the gravity of the situation.
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  2. Oh yeah. As usual, Putin's word is worth less than a festering bowl of dog snot.
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  3. The nothingburger comments here from Pooty's little sputniks are hilarious. Keep trying, boys, your comedic presentations are better than anything Baghdad Bob ever put out 😅😅
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  4. It's not indiscriminate. The target area is defined as "wherever Palestinians happen to be".
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  5.  @Mortthemoose  Condolences to you. Both my parents were like that. And they wondered why I left and stayed gone.
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  6.  @junsu21  I think what s/he's trying to say (and not succeeding) is that it's some special 5-D chess of Putin's to lose so spectacularly, lose so much hardware he can't easily afford to replace, unite the west like never before, expand NATO, and put his own forces into the wood chipper.
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  7. Fleecing? Hardly. All of the older, more obsolete stuff is being sent to Ukraine. And we're billing them for it!! The newer and more sophisticated stuff has not yet been sent into combat anyway.
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  8. The white house is probably the only place in America where the government is behind the idea of regular testing (now done daily) and contact tracing of positives. From his place safe behind that protective wall, it's so ironic that Trump tells everyone else to go back to work and not worry about testing. Obviously he's afraid of catching it himself, but he doesn't care if ordinary Americans die from it.
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  9. Let's thank uncle Pooty for starting it. Funny how he fancies himself Mr Big Military Power, yet he attacks the 55th largest economy in the world. Let Pooty go one on one with the US air force if he really wants to play.
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  10. Oh look, another idiot troll trying to imply that $800 million is the US budget. Works out to $2.42 per American citizen, spread out over all 330 million people.
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  11. You have to wonder if those culties are ever going to come back to reality. They're essentially Leslie Van Houten type people, and it took her decades to realize that Charles Manson was just a psychopath who'd induced her to commit violent crimes.
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  12. If president Zelinskyy wasn't Jewish, then uncle Pooty might have even the barest excuse for calling him a Nazi, but he doesn't have even that.
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  13. Forcing people into a ghetto for ethnic/religious differences and then bombing the bejeebus out of it .. hmm, where has history seen that before?
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  14. This is part of Pooty's 5-D chess. The arsenals of the West are being slowly deprived of all their portable missiles. It's just costing him a few thousand tanks in the process of course ;)
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  15. Unfortunately, the MAGAts have already shown that they can spend another 4 years denying the election results, and Trump has shown no compunctions over perhaps setting the nation afire if he can't have it. Putin must love him.
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  16. The word "bitter" is usually reserved for fundie religious nutballs who want to cram their narrow, minority viewpoint down everyone else's throat.
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  17.  @krisswegemer1163  The only time the Proud Boys have been seen "fighting" is when they're ganging up on minorities or trying to end the rule of law in America. They're not good at either of those things.
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  18.  @krisswegemer1163  Clearly you get your "news" from TASS. They refer to the PB's as those "fine people" of Trump's.
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  19. Praying is nice. But this is just a special operation to send excess missiles and other equipment to Ukraine. The inventories of the west were getting too full anyway. Plus they are only getting the older stuff anyway.
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  20. Russia has already admitted that their own stuff spontaneously catches fire. It's be a big shame if the Kremlin were to catch fire on May Day.
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  21.  @larrynix4977  It's the only workplace in America where they do testing and contact tracing. Yet they want the rest of us to go back to work without testing.
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  22.  @junsu21  No doubt part of Putin's 5D chess was to get everyone to go green and lessen any dependence on Russian fossil fuels. His 5D chess is going spectacularly.
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  23.  @coachandreas5214  Also, why is Russian stuff mysteriously catching fire on its own? Stuff in Russia, then the Moskva, chemical plants here and there, a train derailed, and now a power plant in the far east is on fire. Not sure how much of this "winning" they want.
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  24. The comments here from Pooty's little sputniks are hilarious. Keep the comedy fodder coming, boys, just like you keep sending targets to Ukraine. You're even funnier than Baghdad Bob ;)
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  25.  @Bdigital9482  Because NATO gave them conventional weapons. Ukraine is the world's 55th largest economy. We haven't even given them proper cruise missiles yet.
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  26. And a big thank-you to uncle Pooty for making NATO membership more popular than ever. Also thanks to his little sputniks who post the most hilarious, Baghdad-Bob type comments here! So many nothingburgers, even Trump could finally satisfy his appetite.
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  27. @Major Tom Don't try explaining math to Putin's little sputniks here. $800 million from America works out to $2.42 per American citizen @ 330 million current US population.
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