Comments by "surely you joke, mein failüre" (@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531) on "Brian Tyler Cohen" channel.

  1. Funny how their "star witness" still has no evidence that will stand up in court.
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  2.  @thedemocraticchristian2348  Re "To be fair, Senator Loeffler was appointed, not elected. This is her first time." << so true. Apparently no one ever told her that acting like a spoiled Botox Barbie who doesn't like her insider trading scams revealed isn't exactly conducive to winning elections.
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  3.  @zeroyou3060  Most of his supporters are a whole lot of fries short of a Happy Meal.
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  4. Trump timeline: "The pandemic is a hoax." "Maybe the pandemic is real, but it's Obama's fault." "Maybe the pandemic is real, but it's the Chinese government's fault." "I always knew it was a pandemic, even before they were calling it a pandemic." (Stock market tanks. Repeatedly.) "I'm dumping money into the stock market!" (Economy still tanks and Donnie realizes he might lose re-election.) "I'm gonna give you cash money!" (Doesn't, but the cult cheers wildly.) (Trump kids point out that their hotels and golf courses are losing $$$) "Pandemic is over. Everyone back to work!" (Millions of Americans die, as the virus spreads like wildfire.) "Pandemic? What pandemic? There never was a pandemic. All those corpses were killed by Obama. And Hillary's emails. And caravans." "The claim that there are any corpses is fake news." "WITCH HUNT! Another hoax!" "Ignore those corpses, they're just crisis actors!"
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  5. The fact that he doesn't call himself by his real name (Rafael Eduardo Cruz) and pretends to be a white southern immigrant-hating conservative is good enough for me. In actuality he's from Canada and was son to a Cuban refugee who fled there.
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  6. If covid is the knife that Republicans choose to Rapture themselves with, I only wish they wouldn't take it out on our healthcare personnel, who must otherwise bear the brunt of that particular strain of stupidity.
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  7. Apparently 45 is now the oldest candidate in US history. Between that and his obvious cognitive decline .. heh
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  8. Trump is the arsonist who starts fires, then takes credit when other people put them out, while whining that the whole process was somehow unfair to him, then later he whines that the fires weren't bigger.
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  9. Not "for all" - unless you mean for the benefit of all? He still did many other crimes and needs to face justice for them. In particular there needs to be an inquiry into his gross mishandling of the covid pandemic. The US had a much higher death rate than it should have had.
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  10.  @francesmeyer8478  It's part of why cats and dogs don't like him either.
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  11. The Republicans were a lot angrier at president Obama for wearing a tan suit and using mustard than they are now over Trump suggesting using military force to redo an election on American soil.
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  12.  @monde1208  Put it this way - the MAGA nutters could witness Trump shooting someone on live TV and seconds later they'd be looking for a way to blame the UN, Obama, flying saucers, Bigfoot, anybody except Trump.
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  13.  @sarahdawn7075  What part of "any civil or military office" magically doesn't apply to the presidency?
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  14.  Magic 21  Thank you for the laugh. Trump wasn't cheated. He lost. Every single vote fraud case of his has been thrown out for lack of evidence. Do you know what lack of evidence means? In the same way there's no evidence that water runs uphill, that the sun rises in the west, that lizard people secretly control the US, and so on, there's no evidence that Trump did anything other than lose the election by getting less votes than Biden. How long do you want to keep showing off how dumb, how delusional, how space-cadet-y you are?
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  15.  @sred5856  Yup. The former shining city on the hill is now just another failed Trump family biz. Everything he touches dies.
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  16. Bingo. Clump employed the same losing strategies that he developed in the business world. His main skill is in leaving a mess behind.
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  17. I love it. He just lost more votes. Put him in front of reporters more often, please.
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  18. It's more a duty than a favour/favor, but yes.
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  19. Sure, sure, open those churches, and 3 weeks later everyone who went to mass will be hacking their lungs out in ICU. Not a good idea to throw more fuel onto this particular fire. That's kind of what the virus is, a fire. To stay in existence it needs fresh victims. Starve it of victims (by social distancing) and it dies out.
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  20. Obama tried to be president for all, not just those who voted for him, yet some of them spent 8 long years hallucinating daily that Obama was taking away their guns, forcing them into gay marriages, making them eat vegetables, and make them live under Sharia law. Let's see what nonsense the ex-Teap Party ex-Trumpers come up with this time.
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  21. For Germany, it was Hitler. For Norway, it was Quisling. For America, when it comes to traitors, Benedict Arnold is about to move down into second place.
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  22. Tells you what he thinks of what his own party has become - after years of him turning the other way or helping grow the monster.
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  23. The USA needs to de-fund Trump, since he's actively causing harm. The WHO, on the other hand, is doing useful work and needs our full support.
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  24. Cruz Control is perfectly describing how Trump stacked the courts then expected them to go along with his attempt to steal the election when the results didn't go his way.
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  25. The Dominion and Smartmatic lawsuits are paving the way for every wronged group of Americans to follow suit.
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  26. Justice delayed is justice denied.
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  27.  @samburkett3902  Tough? All he's got is a firehose of lies.
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  28. Ssssh. Watching the FOX Noise hosts grimace is priceless. Lindsey - keep sinking your own party. Good job.
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  29. America is like all of us living together in the same large house .. and one group has decided to burn the house down because their guy isn't in charge of the TV remote. We all voted. Their guy lost. Burning the house down hurts all of us and our kids too. Wtf.
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  30. Mr Esper obviously requires the coaching services of Sarah Huckabeast, who was much better at pivoting with every fresh lie from the Traitor-in-Chief.
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  31. Probably Trump didn't want to risk leaving any DNA evidence there, no matter how incidental. Just touching a paper cup and leaving it behind would have been enough.
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  32.  @jordanvictoria  America thanks you!! :) Good god Moscow Mitch has been too evil for too long.
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  33. Funny how rich Republicans keep telling the rest of us to get rich enough to afford our own healthcare, yet when THEY get sick they scurry over to taxpayer-funded healthcare resources.
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  34. Besides the fact that he won the popular vote twice; got a second term; didn't get impeached once in 8 years as president; can speak intelligently in whole sentences. Yeah, that's a lot for El Trompo to hate.
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  35. That's much too kind. That crowd is begging for the same treatment they've given to others.
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  36. Reminds me of what happened with state rep Mike Nearman of Oregon, who was expelled from the state legislature for letting armed insurrectionists into the building, who had plans to kidnap and/or kill lawmakers. His constituents were so happy with that, they wanted to re-elect him.
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  37. Dark Brandon rolled the GQP again. Even though they call him "senile" and "doddering" and "sleepy", he walks all over them every time they get together. Go Joe! ;)
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  38. Investigators: We require witnesses & evidence. Trump: I'm telling everyone involved to NOT cooperate with the investigation. Republicans: You heard the man. * months go by while subpoenas & document requests are ignored * Republicans: Look! Those Democrats didn't even do a proper investigation! They couldn't find witnesses or evidence! FOX News: This is all just a coup by the lunatic left and their violent mobs to remove our god.
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  39.  Joy Division  What nonsense are you talking about? The popular vote is 78,753,377 Biden to 73,119,421 Trump and the EC is 306 Biden to 232 Trump. Do you remember in 2016 when the Republicans called 306 EC votes "a landslide" and "a mandate"? Those kinds of votes still are landslides and mandates, and the mandate of the people is to get rid of Trump. Sorry these facts hurt your feelings. Want a lollipop?
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  40. That wannabe Culp up in Washington (he ran for governor) is doing the same whiny thing as Trump. Seems there was a massive conspiracy to have the people vote more for Inslee than for him.
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  41. It's hard to get someone to understand something that their official ignorance of is the only reason they get paid.
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  42. Couldn't Republicans just move to N Korea or Russia if they want to be in a place where democracy is a small thing and guaranteed election results is a big thing?
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  43. Those are the same (TP + hangers-on) people who spent 8 long years screeching about the tan suit, the mustard, chemtrails, agenda 21, jade helm, etc. We-the-nation need to have a serious conversation about whether to bring these people back to reality, and how, because in their current form they are toxic to democracy. They could have just as easily coagulated around someone much, much worse than Trump. They may do that someday if we don't fix the problem.
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  44. I've been thinking it's fragile because all it takes is two crooks acting in concert (president and senate majority leader) to turn the US into Somalia.
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  45. This is probably the closest the USA has ever been to the "Red Dawn" type scenario. A whacked president, desperate to hang onto power by any means, calls on his buddies in Russia and NK to help put down the states that didn't vote for him.
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  46. Gym Jordan has amply displayed his contempt for the law. He shouldn't even be the town dog catcher.
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  47. Watching almost every news outlet air 45's lies as-is, for years, definitely make it clear how the funny mustache guy did what he did to Germany.
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  48. Johnson was one of the Hateful Eight Republicans who chose to celebrate July 4th 2018 in Moscow. It's not that Putin has dirt on Republicans (though I'm sure he does) as much as he offered them a path to remake America the way they want it to be. State control over all media outlets. A strong police state. Minorities, dissident journalists, and people who vote the other way ruthlessly repressed. They know their platform is unpopular on its own merits, so a techno-apartheid state is what they must seek. https://www.npr.org/2018/07/06/626664156/gop-senators-spend-july-4-in-moscow
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  49. It's like they're trying to skip the Weimar era and go straight to where their guy gets appointed high chancellor despite the way a majority of the voters didn't choose him.
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  50.  @shepherdsknoll  Suddenly the Republicans will have to pivot to saying age doesn't matter ;)
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