Comments by "surely you joke, mein failüre" (@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531) on "The Ring of Fire" channel.

  1. Didn't MTG just tell people to shoot at anyone going door-to-door? They should get their messaging problems straightened out.
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  2. This is like Hitler going public with, "I said I hate JUICE! Not Jews!"
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  3. It's always a nice day when you can watch the trash take itself out.
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  4. This is hilarious. Junior still doesn't realize how much of a hot radioactive mess the Trump family is just now. Hope they lose millions on the attempt.
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  5. Kari Lake could have done the right thing (concede gracefully, just like Herschel Walker did) but noooooo, she had to do full Trump and try to force the election she clearly lost. Now she's out of politics permanently. Don't let the door hit you, Kari!
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  6. Gohmert: This thing is a hoax. Masks are for librul never-Trumpers. Coronavirus: Fresh meat!!
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  7. Sorry to say, but with the current batch of conservatives, it was only a matter of time before they'd take that step. Nearly all political extremist killings in the USA have been committed by right-wingers (reich wingers really) stretching back several years.
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  8. We used to say that a coup that goes unpunished is just a training exercise. Now it's becoming apparent that the failure to punish a coup is more like an open invitation to continue the coup :(
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  9. Just remember, Republicans had far more outrage over Obama wearing a tan suit than they did for Trump trying to overturn an election.
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  10. Too little too late. “This man is a pathological liar. He doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth, and in a pattern that I think is straight out of a psychology text book, his response is to accuse everybody else of lying. The man cannot tell the truth, but he combines it with being a narcissist - a narcissist at a level I don’t think this country’s ever seen." -- Ted Cruz May 3 2016.
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  11. Too little too late. “If we nominate Tяump, we will get destroyed .. and we will deserve it” -- Lindsey Graham, May 3 2016.
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  12. Probably some of the speakers have got Russian accents. That wouldn't play well in the press.
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  13. Oh wait, FOXed Noise already requires this of their personnel. Does that mean that FOX will get fined? Or will move out of Florida?
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  14. Like everything else, this will just get kicked up to SCOTUS for justice beer bong to fix.
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  15. When Susan Collins talked about Trump learning his lesson, the only lesson he learned was that he can do any third-world tin-pot-dictator shenanigans he wants, and not only will Republicans not protest it, they'll help grease the skids for it. Their goal is ONE PARTY RULE.
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  16. Like George W Bush famously said - If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide. And Trump is trying to hide quite a lot.
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  17. Think about all the lies they've told that they DIDN'T get sued for.
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  18. That Trump's staffers even tried to cover up his insanity renders them forever unfit for any kind of public service. No doubt Hitler's staffers did the best they could too.
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  19. Look at how the Republicans spent years refusing to hear Obama's appointees, only so Trump could fill seats with party hacks later. Watching the people of America refuse to see this as a coup is like watching Neville Chamberlain try again and again to appease Adolph Hitler, thinking that someday he'll be satisfied with what he's taken by force. These Republicans won't be happy until we have a full on police state here with them in charge of everything.
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  20. Ignore the rosy news and the polls - get out and vote!! I'm not resting easy until I see Sweet Potato Hitler led away in tiny handcuffs, and all his Republican enablers removed from office, along with all the unconfirmed toadies he installed in various positions, an the ambassadors who paid him for their posts, etc.
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  21. They do this in China and Russia - maybe this is his way of saying he wants to be more like Vlad and Xi.
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  22. Trump has decided that if the jackboot fits, he's going to pull it on and start goose-stepping. Seen that movie before, don't like it.
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  23. Looks like the most powerful man in the world again feels threatened by a foreign teenage girl just because she gets better press than his "Be Best" behavior does.
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  24. It's almost as if all the people who protested this pipeline, claiming that it would spill and render harm to the environment, had some kind of actual point instead of being just a bunch of commie leftist anti-capitalist stooges acting in thrall to China. /sarcasm
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  25. Funny, but when offered an opportunity to speak his mind, with every camera and microphone in the nation pointed right at him in the Senate, he refused to testify on his own behalf. No surprise there. Most crooks try to avoid courtrooms.
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  26. Investigators: We require witnesses & evidence. Trump: I'm telling everyone involved to NOT cooperate with the investigation. Republicans: You heard the man. * months go by while subpoenas & document requests are ignored * Republicans: Look! Those Democrats didn't even do a proper investigation! They couldn't find witnesses or evidence!
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  27. When he said "It will go away like a miracle" it's clear now that he was talking about his failed confederate presidency.
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  28. Miss Lindsay is oh so spineless. Here's what he said back before the shifty-eyed grifter in chief turned him around: "Donald Tяump is not a conservative Republican. He's an opportunist. He's not fit to be President of the United States." -- Lindsey Graham Feb 17 2016.
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  29. How communist-y of them to take that step. Back in the good old Soviet Union, any criticism of the Party was similarly forbidden.
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  30. Republicans are still peeing in their own breakfast cereal, then eating it, all "to own the libs". It may take them awhile to figure out how far into the wilderness Trump led them, and how many decades they'll be out there wandering. Thoughts & prayers.
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  31. History will forever know that when fascism tried to come to America, Republicans went along with the program. They fully own Trump and all the messes he's made.
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  32. Being stupid and telling lies has always worked for him before - why should he change methods so late in the game?
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  33. Her screeching, angry performance for the RNC convention put her right up there with Josef Goebbel's wife for sheer nuttery.
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  34. DeSantis: Full speed ahead on ignoring the virus! Don't back down for anything! Corona: Yay, fresh meat .. hope you got lots of PPE and coffins.
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  35. Love it!! The GOP could not pick a better pair of concrete lifejackets to strap on to their drowning party ;)
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  36. "Donald Tяump is not a conservative Republican. He's an opportunist. He's not fit to be President of the United States." -- Lindsey Graham Feb 17 2016.
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  37. “If we nominate Tяump, we will get destroyed .. and we will deserve it” -- Lindsey Graham, May 3 2016. “This man is a pathological liar. He doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies. He lies practically every word that comes out of his mouth, and in a pattern that I think is straight out of a psychology text book, his response is to accuse everybody else of lying. The man cannot tell the truth, but he combines it with being a narcissist - a narcissist at a level I don’t think this country’s ever seen." -- Ted Cruz May 3 2016. "Donald Tяump is not a conservative Republican. He's an opportunist. He's not fit to be President of the United States." -- Lindsey Graham Feb 17 2016.
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  38. Trump makes Nixon look like an Eagle Scout who had a single moment of bad decision making.
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  39. Hmm, they got in bed with a known serial grifter, lowlife, con man, etc, and now they're complaining that he's a serial grifter? Oh my poor Republican princesses, thou doth protesteth a bit too much.
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  40. This is awesome! Did you hear the people laughing? He's almost ready to be a cruise ship comedian. He holds his train of thought about as well as a fishing net holds water.
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  41. This is like a voluntary tax on stupidity. Fools and their money were lucky to get together in the first place - and soon parted.
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  42. Leslie Van Houten tried that line in court when it was her turn to face justice for participating in the Manson family murders. Didn't work for her either.
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  43. She did not die senselessly. Apparently her three tours in Afghanistan, a country racked by violence and mob rule, was enough to convince her that America should be something like that. She died attempting to make America into the same sort of violent hell-hole she served in.
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  44. That's roughly the position the 2020 senate took, when they voted to hear and see no evidence at Trump's impeachment trial, then declared him not guilty. By the same precedent, they can make other weighty decisions with zero evidence.
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  45. As Gordon Gekko famously said - a fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place, and soon parted.
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  46. If victory has a thousand fathers and failure is an orphan, Trump is the deadbeat dad running an orphanage.
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  47. Trump: Coronavirus makes jail too dangerous for my criminal pal Roger Stone. also Trump: About Ghiselaine Maxwell .. I wish her well while she breathes deeply in jail. also Trump: Coronavirus makes the RNC meeting too dangerous. also Trump: If schoolchildren infect their parents by the millions .. I don't care do U?
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  48. Correct. No one else is going to pardon her.
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  49. Not really. Remember those stark mad raving nutters who screeched every day that Obama was taking away their guns and outlawing Xmas and shredding the constitution? And when you asked them for proof, they couldn't name a single damn thing? That was them at the time.
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  50. That's perfect that his advisers are begging him to dump Ghouliani. Knowing Agent Orange, he will reflexively think of this good advice as bad advice, and instead he'll double & triple down on personal commitment to Ghouliani. Then just minutes later he'll be saying he doesn't know Ghouliani, never met him, has no idea who he is, etc.
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