Comments by "surely you joke, mein failüre" (@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531) on "CBS Chicago" channel.

  1. The closest I've ever seen to class consciousness.
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  2.  @tyrone-tydavis5858  Just imagine how rich you could get by gladly taking people's coverage payments but then failing to deliver on services 32% of the time. In normal business, it's considered fraud when you charge for something then fail to deliver.
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  3. You'd think they'd have plenty of reward money to offer, what with them charging customers for future services needed and then failing to deliver more than 30% of the time. That's called business fraud.
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  4. This story is getting more coverage than United ever provided. They have a 31% claim rejection rate. If you ran a business, just imagine how rich you could get by stiffing your customers 31% of the time after taking their payments.
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  5. United has a 31% claim rejection rate. If you ran a business, just imagine how rich you could get by stiffing your customers 31% of the time after taking their payments. Rich enough to pay the cops yourself, probably.
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  6. Sadly, America tends more towards putting ballistic armor into kids backpacks than making guns harder to get. As if all kinds of badness happens because people can't get their hands on weapons.
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  7.  @Snail.1  AKA "Why bother having speed limits? Everyone's just going to ignore them anyway."
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