Youtube comments of Tim Othy (@timothy8428).

  1. Good news: Dr John was right. Bad news: Dr. John was right.
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  2. The Enterprise crashes more often than vertibirds.
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  3. That one engineer: You never specified orientation after touchdown.
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  4. Houston: Time to return to Earth. ISS astronauts: Yeah, no, we're good.
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  5. John: Delay until Spring and Summer. Australia: Winter is coming.
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  6. Leo: I learned about everything by thinking about it. The pointy bit on the Dunning Kruger graph: You are here.
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  7. America: Democracy! The world: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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  8. There was a meme of that sort of thing.
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  9. Imagine being in hospital and Sabine was the matron. Patient: Matron, I feel sick. Sabine: Then improve.
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  10. Damn greedy Americans want all the virus for themselves.
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  11. 'For a good time call 545'
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  12. Historians: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!
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  13. Good for them. Their first responsibility is always to themselves and there's a very good reason why infection control protocols stipulate the use of full PPE.
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  14. How does that old joke go? '667, the neighbour of the beast.' 😊
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  15. Take care out there.
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  16. You get a funnel and some filter paper and boom! Separated. 👩‍🔬
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  17. Chris switches to dark theme: HaCk3r
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  18. My stepdad keeps watching AI slop on YouTube. It's all shit like "The man didn't know what to say, so when the DNA test came back it proved the daughter was half orangutan and he got a shock from that."
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  19. The scientists found a way of talking to Trump, probably with the aid of some Duplo.
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  20. Do you actually imagine that researchers were pulled out of their labs to help decide on the name? Really?
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  21. They're all sitting in their mancaves making confused bigot noises.
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  22. 1. Pull money from renewables to fund this. 2. Fail miserably at this. 3. Build new coal plants.
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  23. Pretty sure they don't make shoes in sizes for zygotes.
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  24. Could be worse, could be quarantined in Siberia. Russia: Hold my Solzhenitsyn.
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  25. That historian who just finished a documentary for the BBC: 😥
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  26. "Please wait while we authenticate your biometric signature." Windows, probably.
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  27. Patient reaches the crisis point. Dr Quimn: She's sleeping now.
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  28. Antivaxxers would be like 'Oh, no! This vaccine has so much lead in it's.
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  29. The football has been replaced with a Fisher Price tiny tots activity centre. "Mr President, to launch the nukes, match the shapes, ring the bell and press the squeaky button. You're the only one clever enough to get it right."
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  30. Drug testing politicians would go a long way towards reminding them of who they serve.
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  31. I did the thing! I tried to scroll his notes. 😂
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  32. Treating cancer is murder because those cells have their own DNA and deserve to live a meaningful life.
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  33. With AI, I can now count to 12.
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  34. I thought that was just coronary disease.
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  35. The red wine is included in the medical kit for mental health emergencies.
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  36. ​ @Blakblooded I'm rooting for them all. 👍
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  37. More insidious is the subtext that says 'you need to fear the protestors. Democrats don't but you're not one of them, are you?'
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  38. Oh, they'll receive word from the lord that this is all a test of faith and plz send more money.
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  39. They could hardly call it 'joyful butterfly' , could they?
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  40. That's ok. I don't think he was going for laughs and I don't think he's laughing either. 😑
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  41. He can learn to code
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  42. But they will eat you.
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  43. It's cute that Muta thinks anyone here needs to Google xvideos 😂
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  44. Not sad at all. A blessing in a $2 party mask.
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  45. And the results are obvious on the John Hopkins website, with the US blossoming into crimson bloom.
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  46. ​ @jovanleon7 Why? Do they come with a built in wardrobe?
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  47. 80 years ago they had a way of dealing with Nazis. Probably would still work.
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  48. I think it's important to recognise that this is a fluid situation and strategies need to be responsive and flexible, depending on the latest information. If that requires a change of tack then so be it.
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  49. It would have worked if it weren't for those meddling kids.
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  50. Because having to drive 45 minutes down the freeway to get a bottle of milk is peak convenience.
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  51. Maybe there was room in the sky for a helicopter as well as the drone.
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  52. That's a good comment.
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  53. I'm starting a new crypto coin called Disappeareum.
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  54. He's soooo close.
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  55. The workers will live in shanty towns outside the wall in the dust, all along the length of the city.
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  56. That would be a truly sad moment. And hilarious at the same time.
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  57. Southpark episode in 3...2...1
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  58. It's really sad that these people represent a political party, instead of an obscure subreddit squeezed between flat earthers and cheese denialists.
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  59. Paint a new name on it and you're good to go.
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  60. When they hold the trials, they can say 'I was just following orders, Herr Prosecutor'.
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  61. "It's communism, or fascism." FFS, pick a lane, buddy. 😂
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  62. I was pleasantly surprised to find that they weren't murder pills.
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  63. Testing agency: Here, while your credit card details are being verified, let me just onsell your test results to our commercial partners.
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  64. So, so many people here seem to forget that Dr Campbell's approach is to report the peer reviewed literature. Rage all you want, until a peer reviewed study into the effectiveness of hydrochloroquin and zinc is published, you won't see it here, never mind how much anecdotal evidence is uploaded to social media.
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  65. Oh, those documents were totally for sale to the highest bidder on the rainiest day.
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  66. And 5 weeks ago John reported that there was evidence from the Chinese that the disease could be airborne.
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  67. 0:00 Found the spy.
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  68. I would not like children to have access to a book that talks about donkey cocks and loads of cum.
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  69. Thought Canada had laws about letting felons into the country. That's a thing, right? I'm not imagining it?
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  70. Jeez you's need to call a plumber after trying to flush a Jones that massive.
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  71. Dutton would've already pledged troops.
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  72.  @ciderbusinsideofus  Yes. It happened.
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  73. Find someone with the disease. Give them a biiiig kiss. Wait 2 weeks for the test results.
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  74. And FEMA death camps, lol.
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  75. Maybe. There's still a lot of white ants chewing away at the tree of liberty.
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  76. We all laugh at the French, but they had the balls to back their rhetoric with actions.
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  77. Syphilitic nightmare dreams. I'm dying here!
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  78. Moisturise!
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  79. I studied 1984 in, I wanna say, 1986. Something like that. It could even have been 1984.
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  80. And kill off the virus at the same time.
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  81. Seal team 5: Fooey!
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  82. ... k, you're screwed. Sorry 😷
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  83. On it.
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  84. Owch! Did they at least put you on oxygen?
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  85. Contractors had to deep clean the White House after he left. Don't let their sacrifice be in vain.
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  86. That depends on the prepper. My introduction to prepping was a presentation at a statewide ambulance conference, basically promoting 72 hour preparedness. It's a long way to the opposite end of the continuum.
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  87. Well, it's only 'ask'.
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  88. You can. In rural Australia we use grass alternatives for the greens in areas where the water isn't available or the course is only occasionally used.
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  89. And sphincters.
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  90. Taking candy from a baby is probably a kindness, in the long term.
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  91. Did you hear the bit where Trump said no country was excluded from tariffs?
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  92. Define "successful". Also, nobody.
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  93. The same reason you get a dopamine hit from socialisation by proxy in video games, I guess, except this gamifies real life parasocialisation.
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  94. To everyone suing Trump: Please form an orderly lein.
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  95. I was sitting in an undercroft carpark today thinking 'this is where the clickers would be.'
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  96.  @leehall4595  Something along those lines, yes.
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  97. "Poor petal". LOL
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  98. If the numbers get too big, switch to scientific notation.
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  99. And resolving IRQ conflicts - that was always a giggle.
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  100. At least if I pay $8 for a latte, I get a latte.
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  101. You don't think public health advice should be responsive to new evidence? You don't think that the same individual is capable of offering advice that changes as we become more familiar with the characteristics of the disease?
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  102. They would do a fist pump and then hide in the closet.
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  103. As if being antifa is a bad thing.
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  104. So, not lions. More like wolves in lions' clothing. (No offense to actual wolves).
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  105. There's a cemetery just down the road. I'll let you know when it starts getting busy.
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  106. I would so laugh if your AI secretly knew exactly what it was talking about,
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  107. How do you turn off permadeath?
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  108. OTOH evil brands deserve to expire on the shelves, not looking at anyone in particular, Nestlé
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  109. A random man walks to the shops and is picked up by the cops who say "There was a murder last night, we have no idea who did it but you're under arrest. Now prove it wasn't you."
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  110. Was there anything inherently wrong with the message as quoted?
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  111. omglolwtfbbq
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  112. But you still need some measure of severity, even if it is provisional.
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  113. She can say all this batshit stuff because the power brokers in her party approve. She is performing her function satisfactorily. Were it not so, she would have been disciplined or disendorsed. My question is what benefit do the higher-ups receive, allowing Greene to broadcast her mental illness in this way?
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  114. Or, maybe people shouldn't be racist pricks and instead leave other commuters alone.
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  115. I only recently took the plunge and added SSDs to a couple of my computers. They're quicker now. Not crazy fast but definitely snappier.
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  116. "Champion of democracy." Yeh, nah.
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  117. Hang on while I grab a coffee mug to catch those tears 🤣
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  118. I'd have told him to stop talking rubbish.
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  119. I see your 5000 year culture and raise you our 80000 year culture 🇦🇺 But with respect to the tariffs, please, be my guest.
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  120. To drink. (Picard facepalm)
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  121. Oh no! I tried that once. My mouth turned into a fountain.
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  122. When you lead with the words 'fake' and 'news', everything you say next is irrelevant.
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  123. It's like watching SBF in slow mo.
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  124. Self inflicted.
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  125. Yeah, plenty of free real estate around Fukushima. Bit run down tho.
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  126. More importantly, they have shown who they are.
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  127. My thought was the truck chase in Mad Max 3. The raiders crash Max's truck, but the refugees drive off into the desert with their bus packed full of toilet rolls.
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  128. Oh. Him? Here's hoping the virus is highly effective.
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  129. Who am I to judge, if Texans are content with the consequences of their voting decisions?
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  130.  @marier.245  Or care either way.
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  131. I never actually considered the possibility that someone has to spray tan Trump's backside. Yeah, thanks for that.
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  132. Same. My dad's been susceptible to conspiracy theories for decades, so it was no surprise when he said he wasn't going to get vaccinated. No way to get through to them because they are so damn sure of how right they are.
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  133. Biggest challenge will be getting the no chin morph to work at 500%
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  134. Prosecutor: Debate me bro Felon: I plead the 5th.
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  135. Trump is leading from the rear.
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  136. Yes but we all know what happens when the Mongols get annoyed.
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  137. Call the waambulance.
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  138. Ew! Blood cultist.
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  139. The database query may only have checked first name, initial and last name.
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  140. ​ @sergefournier7744 Yeah, I've written maybe two decent recursive functions in like forever. It's definitely a particular skill set.
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  141. 🎂🎁😊
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  142. Don't do it. It's a trap.
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  143. Cooties.
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  144. With a mere 2 SNPs difference between the two versions I think it's safe to say they are equivalent in complexity.
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  145. If you want to know why you can't buy lead paint anymore it's because Donnie drank it all.
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  146. Considerate terrorists, of course.
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  147. It should be mandatory to dub accordion music over the sound track whenever he does the hand thing.
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  148. Hyper card. Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
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  149. Side view is really only comfortable to watch when you know the person is actually talking to someone else, like a reporter who is interviewing them. Otherwise it's pretentious.
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  150. I've seen American democracy. 1/10, Would not bang.
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  151. TBH it's a technical aspect of the disease that is of interest to epidemiologists and other academic researchers. It may be of interest to medical practitioners depending on how fine grained their treatment strategies are. I'd imagine that doctors and nurses don't give it too much thought, so long as their patients stop dying.
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  152. To be fair, he probably made up his mind after considering the Great Barrington argument in his own time and still was willing to feature the declaration on his channel.
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  153. Are those black escort vehicles the ones with the minigun that pops out the top? Or was that just a Mythbusters thing?
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  154. I'm very sad about that.
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  155. Over representation of African Americans with Covid 19 is not racist. The term does not apply. However, I will accept that black Americans may be exposed to risk factors that can be attributed to inequity and systemic racism. Just my $0.02.
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  156. At least arrange for animatronic accordion hands to go with that hat.
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  157. Only if the hole consents.
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  158. Surely with an enclosed vehicle like a plane there should be a way to hook up a hose to one hatch and fill the entire cabin space with fumigant.
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  159. Thanks Bill 🙋
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  160. Cause who'd be such a pearl clutcher to give a shit about kids being murdered, amirite?
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  161. Time for a hard fork.
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  162.  @bornach  on that logic, 100% of all deaths everywhere should be attributed exclusively to brain death.
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  163. When you remember that your desktop PC cost less than a SBC: 😓
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  164. Your nose: itches.
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  165. I think it's important to recognise that we have no way of knowing either way. Except that the lethality seems way too low for this particular strain to be of practical use as a bioweapon. There are already well established historical cases of viruses crossing from other animals to humans, so I doubt there's much to be gained by fantasising about escaped biological agents.
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  166.  @UVGardener  Say, what's the weather like in Beijing, comrade?
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  167. Doing simulated exercises is all part of preparedness for emergency management agencies. As an ambulance volunteer I've participated in crash exercises. I've also attended crashes and it helps to have the experience you get from the training scenarios.
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  168. Russian citizen: Yay I can access my bank again. Russian Bank: Roubles Russian citizen: 😒
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  169. You mean the crypto that is in a wallet on the servers of the company that owns the seed phrase to that wallet? A company that needs to pay its big creditors. I imagine there's a button on their admin software that says something like "Batch Process - Empty User Wallets"
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  170. I had that experience with a picture I made for my desktop. It looked nice at first but after a while the weirdnesses started to bother me until I replaced it.
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  171. Syrupy is a good adjective to use.
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  172. There's nothing wrong with herd immunity. It's how we go about establishing it that has the potential to cause a lot of harm.
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  173. The American Legal System: (Confused screaming.)
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  174. So you're saying that the Democratic party likes it when Republicans protest on the streets. Not sure why that would be a thing, but ok.
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  175.  @cy4330  That daddy is so going to get sued.
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  176.  @kassrripples3659  What, without a feasibility study first? Very irregular.
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  177.  @duanedibbley2025  Badum-tish!
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  178. I cannot express how disappointed I am that Jeff Goldblum has not singlehandedly developed a cure for Covid-19. Back to the lab, Jeff!
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  179. I'm doing my part!
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  180. Crowds plus a length of rope.
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  181. Are there really aliens at Area 51? C'mon. Spill. (jk)
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  182.  @andrewclayterman6230  Yeah, actually you didn't. No one got rid of him. His two terms were up.
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  183. I kind of yearn for the simple times when you logged on at a terminal connected to a minicomputer and someone else worried about the details. So much more Zen than the clamour of modern computing.
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  184. Just! There is no 'just'. Those aphids aren't going to spray themselves.
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  185. Till the bots get Verified Human stickers too.
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  186. There is no 'seems', only 'is'.
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  187. Like not drinking alcohol is an admirable character trait.
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  188. Oh heck. I haven't done my annual Edge launch yet this year. Better get onto it pronto.
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  189.  @Blakblooded  Getting my pom-poms as I type.
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  190.  @ninajoit  Truly one of the mysteries of all time.
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  191. Pretty sure Daria Morgendorffer would have the exact polar opposite opinion about Trump that this Andrea person has.
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  192. It's much easier to call it fake when you don't have to look into the eyes of the suffering ones.
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  193. Gulag!👉
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  194. No one will remember that day because we will all be blind drunk. Then we will wake up the next day, see yesterday's paper and do it all again.
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  195. How about a massive injection of funds into universities, providing the capability to conduct comprehensive, multidisciplinary debriefs at local, national and international scales, setting the scene for a coordinated, evidence based, long term response predicated on the understanding that the next pandemic is inevitable.
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  196. Random, mysterious, undocumented connectors. I hate them because you know how awesome it would be if you could just figure out how to use them but... no data sheets. So there they sit innocently with their inviting, shiny silver pins and their neatly printed but impossibly cryptic labels and their delicate, tantalising traces languorously sashaying across the board to wriggle their way in amongst the millipede-like legs of inscrutible, anonymous integrated circuits.
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  197. Remove fungi from the ecology and you'd have a catastrophe. Remove Trump and you'd have a chance.
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  198. LOL, just got a Corona beer ad at the start.
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  199. That was a real challenge for him but he got there in the end 😁
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  200.  @kassrripples3659  someone could have coughed on the President.
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  201. Yeah, who needs 'building codes' and 'safety standards' amirite? By the time the crappy wiring electrocutes the kid who's parents bought the place, or the water heater takes the next owner's head off, we'll be long gone with the cash.
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  202. Second place, that is.
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  203. That's probably true.
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  204. Your RTX 24090 will use 1.21 gigawatts.
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  205. Illuminati confirmed. Lol.
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  206.  @ryanpedersen5722  Any infected individuals will need acute care, and you don't get acute care at a remote detention centre.
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  207. Ideally, government should be transparent and conducted with such integrity that trust is not necessary. But that's never gonna happen.
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  208. 😂
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  209.  @herewardthewatchful1014  It's 'neighbour's *bat*'
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  210. He's not alone. All the earthquake reporting channels I've seen are all "USGS bad" while simultaneously using USGS data. The comments generally break down into: 1. You're so awesome, USGS bad. 2. I felt that earthquake. 3. I didn't feel that earthquake. 4. It was special forces blowing up DUMBs. 5. Jesus is coming!!!.
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  211. GFY
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  212. Well I got 2 ads at the start, but who knows where the revenue for those went.
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  213. Bringing their best arguments, clearly.
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  214. Damn right. Defy tf outta those mofos.
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  215. So long as they're not analysing his stools.
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  216. Cool story bro.
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  217. Your chance of knowing someone with Covid 19 is around 1:20000. Not good odds. With the way those numbers are spiking we will all soon know someone.
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  218.  Whitey McPrivileged  Short of the threat of imminent nuclear apocalypse, there is no acceptable reason for the president to hide in a bunker, if that's what he's doing.
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  219. The Great Australian Blight, never heard Canberra described so succinctly. (JK, we love you Canberra)
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  220. Talibangelists 😫
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  221. Did you read the paper? Can you give an example of error in the statistical analysis?
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  222. I think he secretly switched to whiskey weeks ago 😊
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  223. Unless it has hidden containers like Veracrypt, it is unsafe in any jurisdiction where you can be compelled to reveal the password.
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  224. No, Trump is playing with Duplo.
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  225. +MichaelKingsfordGray You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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  226. But he does use titles in post. That's pretty slick.
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  227. Ventilation can be done easily with a bag valve mask hooked up to an oxygen source. This is no more complicated than CPR. Less so because you don't need chest compressions. You can practice on a resuscitation mannequin. Ventilation by machine is way more complicated and requires intubation and a sedated patient.
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  228. However long it takes for the FSB to wring every shred of strategic information out of him.
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  229. An then she put down the mike and the MC picked it up apologetically and said "Well, that's the strangest bridesmaid's speech I've ever heard."
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  230. In some countries yes, it was historically pronounced re shed uled, as opposed to re sked uled. Take your pick.
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  231. I am thankful that I am not him. All that money and even so he's just a shriveled walnut of a human being. No offense to shriveled walnuts.
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  232. TP is triple quilted so way ahead on comfort.
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  233. Not sure why the free world needs a leader. The free world should be a democracy of nation states. I'm uncomfortable with the idea of an unstable country like America being held up as a beacon of freedom.
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  234. Never thought using bank transfer would be as boomer as writing a cheque, but here we are.
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  235. You were obviously at the meeting when they wrote 'toes" on the whiteboard under the heading 'Fear Building Strategies'.
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  236. Nuke it from orbit.
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  237. Oh, well. Thank God for the demonic powers then.
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  238. Lovely view of a Winter's mid-afternoon out the window.
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  239. It's not 'I'm a nerd but I want to talk about neutron stars'. It's 'I'm a nerd and I want to talk about neutron stars'.
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  240. I usually just click the "I am human" checkbox. No need to complicate matters because then you start to second guess yourself.
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  241. Not stonks.
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  242. By the way everyone, Epstein killed himself while on suicide watch. I figured you'd like to know because no one else has commented on the fact. Oh wait. They did. About a thousand goddamn times!
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  243.  @charlesleseau  OMG! No I never. Someone should have mentioned it.
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  244. Wow. Ameristan is one decision away from becoming a failed state.
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  245. I didn't bother trying to explain. I just went ahead and stocked up. They can thank me later if the worst happens.
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  246. So switch to newsmax, like you already have done.
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  247. I think so.
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  248. He needs to add noise, tape distortion and CRT scan line effects in post.
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  249. So, to summarise the above, you have a healthy immune system, which is good. You have hypertension, which is bad. Your blood pressure medication should help, which is good. The disease can cause cardiomyopathy, which is bad. Keeping your BP under control as best as you can and avoiding the disease is the safest bet.
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  250. Yeah, that's one approach. That would imply a respect for material facts though, and half baked conspiracy theories are way more effective at dodging responsibility and riling up a mob.
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  251. And give him a phone with every social media app but no internet.
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  252. Let me press F.
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  253. Which shows how close he's been to a wind turbine, because they actually go FWOOSH-FWOOSH-FWOOSH-FWOOSH.
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  254. You want fries with that?
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  255. The men of Rohan also piled the corpses of Saruman's orcs in a heap and torched them. Not necessarily saying there's any parallel to be drawn in the current circumstances but...well.
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  256.  @ChrisVillagomez  I was just being savage. The parallel I successfully failed to draw was that since in both cases the invaded party was left with the problem of numerous marauder corpses to deal with, the same solution might be employed.
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  257. Given that some 50% (ish) of Americans say they won't take the vaccine, this is not going anywhere.
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  258. Sorry luv. There's nothing we can do to help you. 😔
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  259. It's not too hard. Clippers are the easiest but I use a pair of scissors. Results can be expected to be adequate.
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  260. The download should include a copy of MS Paint to better sell the scam. The marks will never notice.
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  261. O you have access to their medical records? Well thanks for sharing.
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  262. Everybody knows computers don't go together at all unless you swear at them. Loudly. And what's with all this being able to see things clearly? There's a reason computer cases, connectors, cable and screws are all black and that's so you have to peer myopically into the gloomy interior trying to figure out if you've got the fan connector the right way round and not accidentally plugged into the SPDIF header.
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  263. No.
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  264. I got a Rambo ad before this. Sly is a bit retro himself these days.
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  265. It could be way more expensive than copper but still worth it if the reduced transmission losses balance the difference.
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  266. And then got bumped and fell off the stage and got someone's drink poured all down the front of her white dress and everyone stood there a moment before bursting out laughing and her worst enemy got a ride home with the quarterback in his Camaro instead of her and she had to hobble home with a broken heel.
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  267. I thought it was some government task force code name, like Cobra.
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  268. O2 is a bit low, but may be typical for you ☺
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  269. Some day soon, people may be selling tee shirts with "Gaetz didn't kill himself" written on them.
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  270. And here am I, feeling no pity.
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  271. Check out his profile and visit his site. No need to use scare quotes.
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  272. Because a bathtub rocket would make no sense.
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  273. Enjoying a mug of Lavazza as I type this.
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  274. Go home autocaptions, you're drunk.
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  275. IDK but maybe doing their jobs and keeping those traitors from storming the Capitol instead of taking selfies might have prevented this? Maybe?
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  276. He needs a lawyer who is not afraid to call him out on his treatment of previous attorneys, who informs him that he is likely to lose and that under no circumstances do they agree to engage in unprofessional conduct on his behalf.
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  277. He reminds me of Son-of-mine in The Family, from Doctor Who.
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  278. Next up: uwu
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  279. What does the AI mean when it says "it's hard to say"? Does it refer to CPU cycles expended on calculating the answer, or some measure of difficulty in getting information to converge on an answer, or is that just what all its source articles say?
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  280. The guy in charge of population control is clearly so incompetent at his job, I'd sack him.
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  281. Stock up on popcorn now!
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  282.  @awwffsgoyorself1880  Ackshually, MythBusters did an episode on SHTF and had difficulty getting the disastrous results we all imagine. So maybe there's hope yet. Maybe??
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  283. Like a miracle? Woooooooowwwwww!!
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  284. I thought you wrote "...voting the same faeces back into office."
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  285. And what little they do have is taken, regardless
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  286. And this year you're at 37,055 deaths from Covid 19, and that's with shutting down the country, and your case rate is still linear.
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  287. Are you confusing him with Mr House?
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  288.  @dandeluxe8731  Dude, he was probably already doing that to begin with.
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  289. Get a Gmail. Job done.
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  290. Father Vladimir has such a good screen face.
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  291. You already said that.
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  292. Yo Dawg! I heard you like cars...
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  293. Australia: huh? No need to stock up. The shops are just down the road.
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  294. If you could actually autoclave the garment then yes. It would depend on how much penetration you achieve with the steam cleaner, the temperature you can maintain and the duration of the treatment. If you leave pockets of virus in the depths of the cloth, that would be a problem. I'm not familiar with the effectiveness of steam cleaners against disease.
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  295.  @likeabook6579  Business opportunity right there.
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  296. Wait, I thought Trump banned flights from China. Wasn't that what he was congratulating himself about?
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  297. Regi Blattaria?
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  298. Doesn't seem right giving your comment a thumbs up, for some reason.
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  299. It would be interesting to see the age distribution of the infected normalised against the age distribution of the entire population to see if they match.
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  300. It's easy. Just puff out your chest and announce loudly 'Nurse, bring me the proctology kit, stat!'
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  301. Teachers needing to carry firearms is merely an indicator that your hometown fails at the Hierarchy of Risk Control.
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  302. Cool story bro.
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  303. You approach the inn keeper and he says "We got rooms and food. Drink too. I cook. Ain't much else to tell." The rooms cost 10 septims for a day.
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  304. ​ @Ugly_German_Truths  10,000 lines is easy. Just copypaste what you would normally #include.
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  305.  @somethingelse4424  private int n = 1; //explanatory notes for future code maintainers //declare a private variable of type integer with label n //initialise n using the = assignment operator //set value of n equal to 1 //(0x00000001) //terminate statement with semicolon //(;) to prevent compiling errors //to do: // surround with try/catch // change variable label to iN // comment out the entire line because we don't actually use n in the rest of the code.
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  306. John: Uses the word 'inflicted' to describe his PowerPoint. The PowerPoint: Comic Sans Now I understand.
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  307. No. They are different diseases. But you could catch Covid 19 and flu at the same time and then you would test positive for both.
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  308. Mot just eating the documents - the crayons too.
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  309. You are a very funny man, you know that? Republicans, working with Democrats. You slay me.
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  310. Oven mitts at the ready... check. Play video.
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  311. Too bad Encarta didn't have your steam engine video so you could check for dropped frames.
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  312. Some people are so straight laced. (Takes a bow)
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  313. Oh, so you're going to rely on the acquired immunity of those who do. That's not very cash money of you.
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  314. If your message is so important, figure out how to host your own content. It's dead easy.
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  315. False dichotomy.
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  316. Until an AI assistant has that extra hand I'm always needing, I'm not that interested.
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  317. It would be interesting to take those temperature readings and convert them into a colour coded graphical display so you can see at a glance what the temperatures are like.
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  318. Generator for sure.
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  319. Opening a second front never, ever goes badly.
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  320. LoL, you've got the arrow pointing the wrong way
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  321. If Karen's grandkids find this video they'll be very upset.
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  322. A mass shooting in America. This still makes the news? At this point I would have been more surprised if the day had gone off without incident.
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  323. Papyrus, parchment, vellum, paper, clay and stone all have proven track records in the thousands of years. Just be sure to include a Greek translation for when English is a forgotten language.
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  324. That's capitalism. The alternative is a highly regulated environment with protections against media monopolisation. Big Corp doesn't like that.
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  325. Who GAF? It's not a catalogue with photo models selected for demographic appeal.
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  326. How could such an unlikely thing happen?
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  327. Oh yeah. Play that clip of hysterical crowds after Kim Jong Il's death.
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  328. Respected? Not going to happen.
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  329. So what you're saying is that Indonesia does not have a health minister.
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  330. TES VI needs a quest where you can join the Dark Brandenhood.
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  331. Sir! Yes sir!
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  332. Thanks for clearing that up.
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  333. And yet here you still are.
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  334. There are many people in the world who know how to make the best of a bad situation.
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  335. Think of all the riots they'll have when it gets to L.A.
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  336. But have you seen those hula hoops with RGB LEDs in them? They're lit!
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  337. Bit late to start worrying about that, lol.
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  338. How much say in the matter do you think she had? She's 22 and her oldest child looks about 7 so... yeah. 😑
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  339. Write it up and publish in the Lancet 😁
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  340. Would you like starch, vegetable oil and salt with that? 🍟
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  341. Yes. The game ends with the player having won and lost, simultaneously.
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  342. Is nuclear bomb denial a thing?
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  343. And then we got the good ending.
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  344. I saw that. Those spokesmen made no sense at all. Maybe the message made more sense to their local audience.
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  345. No it feels like it took no time, but really it took years. Like when you have a deep sleep, the night seems to take moments but really takes hours.
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  346. So long as there isn't a swimsuit issue. 😂
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  347. Open Up! FSB!!
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  348. Wait, it has a parallel port? As in, Centronics. 😮
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  349. If Jesus wants to bring down a vaccine or muck in in a busy E.D. or even help out digging graves then he's more than welcome.
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  350. Uh, dude, just ask where the ppe cabinet is and help yourself.
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  351.  @l_S13_l  You're not wrong but the OP complained about 15 minute cities, implying that they are in favour of long, inconvenient, expensive urban sprawl.
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  352. Fingers crossed 😈
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  353. Conspiracy theorists: Sticking your thumb in your eye is a planned hoax invented by the CCP, WHO and big pharma so they can take away your freedom DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!!!
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  354. OMG you believe that don't you? You literally think the entire WHO suspended all operations over the last couple of weeks to focus exclusively on the issue of finding a name for this virus. Bravo,sir, Bravo.
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  355. Utility functions sound like phrenology, but for money.
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  356. It is consumable without intent, media without authorial purpose beyond to be consumed in favour of works made with deliberate creative effort. Text without subtext. Perfect for growing an aimless mass of Pavlovian reaction machines.
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  357. Lol. Being a police officer must be a pretty unchallenging career if they are terrified of a needle, poor petals.
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  358. I thought it was just the autocaptions fluffing the line but, no. She said it. LOL!!
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  359. Just remember to quick save every once in a while.
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  360. Oo!
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  361. Except that his trademark brand of crazy is now the new normal for the Rs and anyone they turn to will use the same playbook.
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  362. If one of the best case uses of NFTs is for things like events tickets and so on, wouldn't it be less computationally inefficient to use some form of PKE?
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  363. Botox.
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  364. The worst thing about being a talibangelist apart from generally being an execrable maggot, is having to keep up the act whenever someone is watching.
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  365. My first inclination would be to get it done, but you have to assess the risks as they are in your community. If you have good information that says there is a lot of community spread, it may be safer to postpone, but then you run the risk of exposing your baby to diseases it should have been immunised against. Also, the epidemic in your area may worsen, so delaying the trip to the doctor's could be counterproductive.
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  366. 😊
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  367. Just wait until they change the name to People's Democratic Revolutionary Republic of America. It will be totally democratic then.
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  368. A Chinese speaking person helped him via email.
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  369. Make it a little bridge, into a swimming hole from a safe height. Don't bellyflop. Have fun 🐟
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  370. Trauma patients often get the shivers, even when it's warm.
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  371. Yeah, the brave rebel. That guy who wrote a book one time that the 'System' tried to hide. Closely followed by all the alleged unnamed scientists who agree with him but can't speak out because they would lose their jobs if the 'System' found out. I hear a lot about those people from a certain family member.
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  372. One day the computers we are using today will be as retro as the ones in this video, so take good care of them.
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  373. When did mom become a top level domain?
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  374.  @Beanmaster73  And Australia has ca 25 million, deaths of 93. So Au population ÷ US population * US deaths yields 2592. Divide by Au deaths yields 27.87. That's how many times worse the US is handling it.
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  375. Cool story bro, needs a likeable protagonist, unwittingly drawn into a world of secrecy, espionage and ancient societies, oh wait, Dan Brown already did that.
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  376. Let me catch you up. She said [Charlie Brown teacher noises]
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  377. It's a little jarring, watching from afar, to be so rudely disabused of one's notions of what America is and stands for. Perhaps it was a sham all along.
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  378. Well, definitely oxygen therapy. Ventilation would be necessary for those for whom 100% oxygen was insufficient, or rather those who are unable to maintain their own respiratory efforts. Dead people, essentially.
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  379. In my day we were happy storing a few hundred kilobytes on a collection of C60 audio tapes. 👴
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  380. Tilt your device to compensate. 👍
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  381. The French will be like: Well, well. How the turn tables.
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  382. Party of the face eating jellyfish.
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  383. That says a lot about you, doesn't it?
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  384. Sometimes the distance between democracy and dictatorship is 12.7mm.
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  385. Maybe you could wish that they get so sick it leaves them with a permanent disability that snaps them out of their delusions and makes them realise how wrong they have been all along.
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  386. Please don't say "near the turn of the century" like that. You are making me feel ancient.
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  387. Mockery is the only proportional response. Trumpelstiltskin can stamp all he likes.
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  388. Hi Greta.
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  389. Were ready in our country. All the people are getting better. We're fine now...how are you? Luke! We're going to have company!
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  390. RTFM
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  391. Should've elected the lettuce.
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  392. That comment makes literally no sense. 0/10 ✖
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  393. No. It will not become a pandemic... because it already is one.
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  394. If it continues to spread it will mutate. The only way to stop it mutating is to eradicate it.
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  395. Goog by name, goog by nature.
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  396. Also, pee tape is real.
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  397. Powell has a promising career as the nosy neighbour in a 70's sitcom.
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  398. If there are 7.5 billion people on earth and 300000 are infected, for every 25000 people I knew, only 1 is statistically likely to be infected. I don't know 25000 people, so my chances of knowing someone who is infected are much less than 1:25000
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  399. Keep up. It's caused by unbalanced humours.
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  400. A huge ball of flame erupts in the ward sending pieces of carbon fibre and titanium flying in all directions. Nurse: Damn hairpin bends.
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  401. 😟
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  402. Or are immunised.
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  403.  @sarahchicago  All powerful deity is gangsta till someone slips on a rubber.
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  404.  @neptune1525  Well you're safe enough, chilling out there beyond the orbit of Uranus.
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  405. Word is, he's off to eat worms.
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  406. Wait till Elmo figures he can kick the can further by entering the "Starship will, yeah, will have f-full, y'know, self driving by, uh, y'know, next year " phase.
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  407. That's ok, I'm sure Alex Jones would appreciate your views.
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  408. Some people would be proud to find their grandpa's SS papers.
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  409. So, where do you go for not fake news?
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  410. If you have a health help line or doctor's surgery, try calling them for advice. Walking into A & E risks spreading the disease. If you experience serious respiratory distress, get an ambulance.
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  411. I wear a hoodie a bit like that but I can't even remember my own passwords.
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  412. The real mystery is why your co-host is Kurt Russell.
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  413. On the plus side, I can heat my office just with my video card. No joke.
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  414. Water and carbon dioxide, principally.
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  415. It'll be Quatermass and the Pit all over again.
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  416. Apparently.
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  417. Yeah, let's not.
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  418. I thought that was normal for a Tuesday.
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  419. Australia.
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  420. Relevance: 0.0000000% Error margin: 0.00000000%
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  421. Don't complain if the Republicans retake the House. You have the means at your disposal to prevent it.
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  422. The man couldn't pass a Turing test.
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  423. Choklit eges.
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  424. Sure, buddy.
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  425.  @zeroneutral  Oh, so you don't know what a risk management matrix is.
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  426. Choose your comment: [ ] 2020 something something [. ] God something something [. ] Support for Croatia
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  427. I hope he has a nice relaxing weekend. Croissants and coffee for breakfast, pleasant evening out at a nice restaurant. Oh, who am I kidding?
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  428. Imagine if people bought what they needed and there was no need for acres of surplus cars. This is what trillions of dollars worth of debt looks like. Yay capitalism.
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  429. OPEN UP! FBI! Or whatever.
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  430. I'd be willing to try to falsify that hypothesis. $10M oughta ensure a high confidence result.
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  431. Its Ok, don't be scared. Have some cute mamimals. 🐥🐇🐁🐸
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  432. $500 an hour! I could do it for half that. Call me, Donnie.
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  433. Chris: I am a gamer now. Also Chris: Immediately jumps into lava.
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  434. Quarantine the bats.
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  435. Soups, cereal, pasta, rice, cans, milk, potatoes all gone, pretty much. Plenty of nuts, dried fruit.
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  436. I think I might struggle to spend $55B. Not saying it couldn't be done, just that I might need a bit of help.
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  437. People used to flex with wads of cash, then it was rolls of toilet paper. Now people are flexing all their vaccinations and I'm sitting here like a poor boy cause I've got no jab. 😢
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  438.  @covidfactchecker756  Microchip make a range of very useful MCUs in a variety of bit widths, perfect for embedded systems and programmable using industry standard development software. I've used Microchip products since 2005 and have no complaints.
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  439. Of course you matter, your state is loved by everyone...um, which one was it, again?
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  440. About the swelling. If you take a bucket of fish guts, slop it into a plastic bag and tie a knot in it, then leave it out in the sun for a week, it will swell up. Just sayin'.
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  441. Wizardry!
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  442. Not sure what y'all mean. I love a good bat.
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  443. Sewer. You meant to say sewer. Or maybe grease trap.
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  444. Welcome to the comments 😊
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  445.  @ShyCataclysm  Nope. Check out the cladograms. Saying corona viruses are influenza viruses is equivalent to saying humans are the same as starfish. They're not even in the same frikking phylum. Everybody starts off ignorant. Staying that way is a deliberate choice.
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  446. Don't forget to TGM.
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  447. Imagine Donald Trump Naruto running Area 51. Ok, Naruto waddling.
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  448. To be fair, after spending all that time chiseling the prophecy into their stone circle thingy, I'd imagine they'd be like 'meh' when they realised they'd got the 1 and 2 round the wrong way.
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  449.  @yamamancha  Where do you get '10' from? I'm not saying the numbers are accurate, but as Dr John says, it's important to proceed from an evidence based position.
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  450.  @yamamancha  Anecdotal evidence and modelling can certainly inform the assessment of the problem, but there remains a high degree of uncertainty. And the Chinese government is well practiced in controlling the narrative for its own ends, so I'm willing to recognise that the official numbers are unreliable.
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  451. Reassuring to see how confident Americans are in their democracy, civilian government and fellow citizens.
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  452. Was she a front for the mob?
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  453. Time to build an O'Neill cylinder and settle the issue, one way or another.
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  454. I like how Canada claims the seven seas in that global map 😁
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  455. Vault Tek: Allow me to introduce myself.
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  456. Give him another week and Dr John will be wrecking the joint.
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  457. Now he cradles the blackened, melted remnants of his toy dolly, curled up at the end of the hallway as the late afternoon sun fades, tears welling in his sightless eyes, whispering " see what you made me do?"
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  458. Perri-air. Mel Brooks was right all along.
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  459. I don't know. If there were a thought bubble over Pence's head, the word would be 'jackass'.
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  460. Following HHS recommendations is code for no, we have no plans, otherwise they would have said, yes, we have a strategic plan for managing the disease and here it is on our website.
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  461. Easy. God's voice sounds exactly like Morgan Freeman.
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  462. I just replaced my 1060 3GB with a 3060 12GB. Gaming is pretty much the same (I play old games), but the extra RAM and CUDA cores are so nice to have.
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  463. Well I'm sad now. I enjoyed his analyses of fairy tales though yeah it was all Freudian stuff so probably a red flag, come to think of it.
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  464. I hate when that happens.
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  465. You may be 100% correct. Or you may be 100% doxing.
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  466. Oh come now. I guarantee he could come up with 5 things. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
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  467. That might work best for traditional art media where the purchaser gets physical custody of the item. The blockchain ledger could be a way of establishing provenance, right up until a purchaser decides they don't want to appear in the ledger.
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  468. Fever is a symptom of the disease that can easily be assessed. Detecting someone who is clearly feverish is better than not. Trying to detect asymptomatic carriers would require a disproportionate use of medical resources.
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  469. Yes, but how will a world populated by introverted survivors ever recover? 'So, uh, we're the last two people alive in this town. Wanna-' 'No.' 'Oh, um. k. See ya.'
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  470. There are plenty of reputable sources of information about how to protect yourself and your family. See what is recommended and decide on the steps you will take. See Doctor John Campbell's channel for advice, or your department of health website.
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  471. Yeah, well. The first two words in your comment explains everything that follows.
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  472. Then pX isn't a pointer to an int. It is an int with the value of the memory address of x, in this case 0x1000. Probably. If it compiles.
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  473. Not gonna happen. Gotta keep the shareholders happy.
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  474. Hey everyone! Go to 192.168.1.7 and save all your stuff. 😊
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  475. His title is either Former President or Current Felon.
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  476. If you are afraid to trust the government, then don't. Recognise that while much of what you hear from government sources may be correct, it's very difficult to determine the error margin with any confidence. That's why channels like this one are so valuable, providing multiple sources of information so you have a chance form a more accurate assessment of the facts.
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  477. Sure, but AI me has 15 fingers on each hand so we're easy to tell apart.
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  478. 'I'm getting better.'
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  479. At least it's not cordyceps.
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  480. Let's just acknowledge the fact that if Trump were to say anything, it would only serve to worsen the situation.
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  481. I think the official term is 'in limbo'.
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  482. LOL you just answered your own question.
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  483. John, don't get frustrated by the data inconsistencies, just widen your error bars.
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  484. Poorly.
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  485. Flu: 0.2 - 0.3%. Check your working out.
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  486. Yay! Tell us a storage!
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  487. Yeah, that's like taking your car back to the dealer's for a warranty job on the gearbox after spending the weekend doing burnouts. Insurance assessor: How did you manage to strip the gearbox AND the diff? Driver: (little girl dunno meme)
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  488. Ah. That explains much.
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  489. Blabber.
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  490.  @HigherInfluence  That's a little more difficult. It's one of the most recent daily briefings, less than a week ago IIRC. I don't know exactly when he discussed it.
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  491. Because the bar is so very low.
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  492. It wasn't bat soup, was it??
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  493. Try putting the thermal paste on the motherboard CPU pins before installing the CPU. That might help.
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  494. Yeah, but it should have been Lovers' Lab.
    2
  495. Yes. Apparently. That's why eye protection is also advised.
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  496. The reason for criticising the Japanese response is more to do with whether keeping people confined aboard ship is safe, given the challenge of providing a clean air supply, especially to inboard cabins, when the virus is airborne.
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  497. Privacy screens, so you can wheel the patients to the ambulance without being recorded.
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  498. Hours of fun typing in pages and pages of hex. Actually, not fun.
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  499. Poor building. All it was trying to do was grow a little cross border understanding and this is the thanks it gets.
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  500. Interesting comment. Perhaps there was some guy, who maybe did something and something might have happened. Seems legit.
    2
  501. Hot take: grifting conservatives is morally right, because it means they have fewer resources to commit to socially destructive causes. Wait, is that even hot? Warm take, then
    2
  502. Or the older doctors and nurses could be deployed to low risk roles, such as supporting patients with other conditions.
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  503. Oh I thought you meant you had tested positive ☺
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  504.  @annastesia895  I'm sorry to hear that. I don't worry for myself but I have elderly parents who are at high risk. There's not a lot to do but avoid social situations.
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  505.  @annastesia895  To be honest, the Italian, Korean and Iranian outbreaks suggest that this is definitely a disease you don't want to mess about with. It's in its initial stage in the UK, so all you can do is monitor, isolate and keep up the preventative measures.
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  506. Big Blue anticipated that comment.
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  507. Every criminal jailed is a boost to your portfolio if you have shares in a publicly listed prison.
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  508. One day, quite soon, he will be nothing more than medical waste.
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  509. The ad for that red car: One careful lady owner, only driven on Sundays.
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  510. Well, if you already bought Apple's monitor stand, this would suit you to a tee.
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  511.    If the stats are being suppressed, then yes. It's on his watch and it's up to his administration to set the standards for transparency.
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  512. Eww 🚽
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  513. Yeah who needs hospitals?
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  514. Dunny Dump
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  515.  @coasteyscoasteys  Well yes, but then other people don't get the message that maybe, just maybe, they ought to consider social distancing and hygiene.
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  516. We are all human.
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  517. Hank Kunneman, famously blonde haired and blue eyed.
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  518. Y tho?
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  519. You can calculate that by total cases - recovered cases = active cases. Some jurisdictions provide these numbers already.
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  520. OMG!!
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  521. Microsoft can segue over to Atmel.
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  522. Complex questions require nuanced answers. Not every utterance can be a 3 word slogan.
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  523. Wait what? Have they not even heard of Energy Star, that thing that's been around for ever?
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  524. "8 Asteroids, 1 Spacecraft". Weirdest Rule 34 ever but I'm game.
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  525. 😱
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  526. Building computers? In this economy?
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  527.  @musicalneptunian  I'm willing to make an exception for Catwoman.
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  528. Sounds like a very balanced and not at all megalomaniac individual.
    2
  529. If any decent human being were God right now, the pandemic would not even have started. No intercession necessary.
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  530. Guess I'll have to go back to using a hammer and spikes to pin my enemies to the wall (sigh).
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  531. My stepfather has the entire series on the upstairs bookshelf.
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  532. They must have an entire team squirrelled away armed with dictionaries and thesauruses whose sole job is to come up with acronyms for the missions. Let's hope NASA never builds a Synchronous Helio-orbital Interferometric Telescope.
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  533. Home automation was soooo going to be the next big thing. And then it wasn't.
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  534. Interviewer: The Commodore 64 has given up. Dr Bagley: Well it's not a ZX Spectrum is it? Me: Oi! Red card!
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  535. Wait. There are terabytes of goatse? I thought it was just that one website. 😟
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  536.  @donrainesoh  And everyone is so terrified of their neighbours that they need firearms ready to gun them down like rabid dogs.
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  537. I don't have an iPhone. I have an Android one so I'm good.
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  538. Healthcare workers are going to need a lot of mental health support as we get through this.
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  539. It's worse than that. It's Sharknado.
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  540. If nothing else, ivermectin will keep your worms down.
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  541.  @citadelofwinds1564  Good idea! He is the best of the bunch. Why, I understand that there is absolutely no credible evidence to suggest that Barron would even dream of tormenting small animals in the White house basement. Anyone promoting such an outrageous rumour should be ashamed!!
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  542. No it doesn't. But the statistical over representation of black Americans with Covid 19 appears to be a thing. The question I have is why should that be?
    2
  543. Covid 19 is caused by SARS CoV 2. That is its designation. You won't see a HxNy descriptor because it's not a flu virus.
    2
  544. Nuh-uh. Earthquakes are the special forces blowing up the DUMBs and rescuing millions of women and children from the deep state. Don't take my word for it do your own research wake up open your mind watch out for the microchips Einstein didn't kill himself.
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  545. I made ginger beer last Christmas and boy, after about a week or two it was potent.
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  546. Fox is getting rid of Carlson for "some reason" 😅 Oh, boy. Awareness -1.
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  547.  @rachelb2231  and yet enough Americans so disagreed with your assessment that they elected an individual whose catchcry, Make America Great Again, is literally an admission that America is no longer a great nation.
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  548. LOL. My thoughts exactly. 🐘
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  549. Projectile vomiting intensifies.
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  550. Cool story bro needs more dragons.
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  551. Well you had me on board until you got to your funny coincidence line. I guess there's no way to put that popular little urban myth back in its sack.
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  552.  @GUNNERSREVENGE  That sentence could have just as well ended with 'brain'.
    2
  553. Now is the hour to release anti 5G bracelets into a receptive market.
    2
  554. Oh I thought you meant UAC. I was worried for a moment, because, you know, 🔥😈👹☠️🔥
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  555.  @trespire  You can do that yourself with an Android phone. Google sees all. Ditto iPhone, probably.
    2
  556. You know you can make a BBS, right? The difficult part comes when it goes live and you're the mod.
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  557. Rollodex
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  558. Appropriate.
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  559. The n stands for novel, and after a while the virus will no longer be new, so it's not much point leaving that in the name. Also, Covid 19 is the name given to the disease you get from the virus, not the actual name of the virus.
    1
  560. 😕
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  561. Evil Kneival John, you're showing my age. 😊
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  562. 6:05. Ah, the Forbidden Zone. A zone that is... yes, FORBIDDEN to you!
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  563. SARS is corona virus.
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  564. Don't wish that on yourself. You probably deserve much better.
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  565. 64k lol.
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  566. Best bet is to try and ride the dead cat bounce.
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  567. GCS isn't a vital sign?
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  568. Oh no. Not again!
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  569. If you can demonstrate that the 1918 Spanish Flu was also developed in a Chinese lab, then sure, I'll consider it.
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  570. Daddy: I got shot. 4 times!
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  571. The evolution of the virus is being continually tracked by genomic sequencing. As I understand it, thousands of mutations have been identified so far. It is what viruses do and selection for transmissibility is an expected outcome.
    1
  572. Sounds like you need to dump your old system disk and install an NVME drive or check your logs for the process that's slowing down your boot sequence.
    1
  573. There are alternatives, if you hate it so much.
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  574. Crayon.
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  575. You are 😈
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  576. So the US Navy installs 5G on the Roosevelt, hundreds of sailors fall ill and they are happy with that result? Makes perfect strategic sense to hamstring an entire carrier group, just for quick downloads.
    1
  577. We should have "Poison the Algorithm Day" where everyone posts nonsense. Yes, I know that's every day, but we could at least try.
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  578. I have no doubt that he thinks that mirror is the pinnacle of understated style.
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  579. That just means he needs to FEED!!!
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  580. So that's why women used to feed their husbands strychnine in the coffee.
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  581. Wrong. He's been walking that path for years and no one had the guts to solve the problem.
    1
  582. Spoilsport.
    1
  583. Karen convention.
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  584. As to why the WHO is shipping the test kits, the clue is in the name.
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  585.  @ageofconan  I understand that the WHO has an administrative function which is global. If they are involved in distributing test kits, it is because they have the resources and organisational structure to liaise with multiple parties, such as national health authorities so that the supply of resources can be coordinated.
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  586. That makes less than no sense. How long do you think such a deception would hold up under scientific scrutiny given the profile of this disease? Why would it be worth trashing your academic credibility for a lie that cannot yield any possible advantage?
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  587. Smallpox.
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  588.  @diegoaespitia  I thought it was the old folks who discovered viruses in the first place.
    1
  589. It's the news, not Peppa Pig.
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  590. Pwesident.
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  591. I, for one, welcome 20 years.
    1
  592. Time to hunker down.
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  593. Don't tell them about or/xor.
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  594. Dork MAGA.
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  595. Not much of a blessing.
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  596. What is coming out of the jet engines? (please don't say it, please don't say it)
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  597. Or not.
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  598. He could sell it as NFTs, Jenius!
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  599. Worry away!
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  600. Morticia has class.
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  601. Into the Tiber with him!
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  602. Have you seen the statistics for lethality ranked by age? The death rate for 30-40 year olds is non zero.
    1
  603. There is. Wonko the Sane built the asylum so we could all get the care we need. 😊
    1
  604. But you have to say it how Bruce Lee would.
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  605. Ahahahahaha - oh you were serious. All the wealthy masses will do is wring their hands. With sanitiser.
    1
  606. The Ocean: It's free real estate.
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  607.  @lino222  Are you trying to tell me that the Pope doesn't shit in the woods?
    1
  608. Yes, he's the Nazi POS who threw up a Nazi salute like he thought it was Nuremberg.
    1
  609. Even good wishes don't want to visit America.
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  610. David Icke? Oh! Returned Jesus, yeh that guy. Mr lizard people hisself. 😂😂😂
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  611. I find it unlikely that autopsies have been inconclusive enough that doubt remains regarding the cause of death.
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  612. 😷😵💀👻
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  613. Surely you don't mean 5G? Please tell me that people are not so deranged as to imagine that 5G makes the virus worse. My faith in humanity hangs in the balance.
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  614. I never realised it was multiplying. God help us all.
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  615. Community immunity is what protects neonates from whooping cough.
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  616. What does that even mean?
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  617. Would trafficking across state lines be a federal offence? Would the FBI be interested?
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  618. I'm here for it 😂
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  619. Very wise.
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  620. 5 litres a minute is minimum for therapy masks. If you go to a high concentration mask (non rebreather), you can be pumping 10 - 12 l/m.
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  621. Tramp must have hired the same guy who consulted on the Reader's Digest mail outs, back in the day.
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  622. 4 letters. Starts with f. Ends with k.
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  623. "Red trickle". Sounds like a lot of people need to book an appointment for a prostate exam.
    1
  624. Why are you calling them "reciprocal tariffs" when they weren't even calculated with reference to any existing tariffs? They are punitive and opportunistic tariffs based on trade illiteracy on the part of Donald Trump.
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  625. It'S jUsT tHe FlU bRo!
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  626. n, where n = unreported cases.
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  627. Guys working on Trump's 2021 budget proposal: Opens excel sheet and mashes keyboard. File > Save.
    1
  628. Someone needs to ask Mike Pillow precisely what he is thinking of when he uses the words "we", "have" and "evidence" in that order.
    1
  629. Wash your hands do do, do do do, Wash your hands do do, do do do...
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  630. Lightwave is still a thing? Are you secretly using a Video Toaster too?
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  631. Strong words from the judge but does he have the roundels to back them up?
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  632. Someone in Germany must have done an environmental impact study before the Tesla plant was given the green light. The water shortage should have been obvious. So how did it get the go-ahead?
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  633. Don't think I didn't notice the wallpaper on that Windows machine.
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  634. Meh. Got home broadband.
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  635. I already stuck my fingers in concentrated NaOH solution and wondered what that stuff on my fingers was until my fingerprints disappeared. Ooops!
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  636. Now's a good time to stock up. What's the worst that could happen?
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  637. Pretty much.
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  638. You sounded so reasonable until 'biological weapon'. Citation needed.
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  639. How do you know if a quantum computer is on or not?
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  640. NVDA for Linux would be great.
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  641. They're not supposed to do anything. Mutations are random as are the characteristics of the resulting viruses. The viruses may get less or more virulent. Of course a virus that kills all its hosts won't last long itself.
    1
  642. ... and that's when the Carrington event happened.
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  643. I am confident that no doctor ever has thought to distinguish between flu and Covid-19. That would be like distinguishing between left sided and right sided heart failure. Who would do that?
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  644. Good.
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  645. There was never any evidence to suggest black people were immune. The suggestion was wrong when John dismissed it as fallacy, and worse, for whatever reason it seems black people are greatly affected, more than might be expected. It is entirely consistent for him to raise awareness of this emerging trend.
    1
  646. Well yes, but actually, no.
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  647. Have you seen how many people turn up to an Italian funeral?
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  648. SHOW ME THE SMOKESTACK
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  649. If this disease were left unchecked, 2100 would be loose change.
    1
  650. Yeah I got some milk this afternoon. Not one roll left, lol.
    1
  651. Interviewer: Have you ever done drugs? Tramp: No Interviewer: LoL okay bud.
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  652. And stuffed burger wrappers in the drawers.
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  653. 2021 and we have radiators in our computers. Radiators. In our computers.
    1
  654. So, life on Earth as it always has been. Insightful.
    1
  655. Texas prepper probably has all that plus firewood, kerosene and a genny. It's Texas 2Aer who's shivering.
    1
  656. Also: YOU CAN'T TRUST THE CHINESE THERE COVERING UP THE NUMBERS!!!
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  657.  @inconnu299  [ Jim Jones liked that ]
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  658. Yeah, thanks for reminding me of goatse.
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  659. When in Paris, you have to stand at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower and shout 'Bye bye, Duggan!'
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  660. Rosco Peeco Train. That's totally what I thought it was when I was a kid 😀
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  661. Now recognise they intend doing the same to every other benefit you receive from the government because, after all, you're all just suckers and losers to these dog turds.
    1
  662. You deserve to lose all of that if... nvm. Didn't realise you were a spam bot
    1
  663. Is there a DJT crypto coin? Why isn't he shilling that? 😂
    1
  664. Hang in there. It's too bad the leadership is so inadequate, but the American people know how to get things done, regardless.
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  665. You'd understand his frustration if you were Italian.
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  666. Senile dementia. So sad.
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  667. I learned the hard way what happens when you get your fingers jammed in the car door when I was 5 (?) You'd think a grown adult would have enough life experience to predict the outcome. Apparently not.
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  668. America becoming infected with Covid 19 from abroad when the President could have closed the borders before that happened is why you should re-elect the President. So... Covid 19 is... good?
    1
  669. Are you confident that you have not been misled about the cause of death for the three children? Other commenters have indicated that carbon monoxide asphyxiation was the cause of death.
    1
  670. Does the law stipulate that the commandments be human readable? Because you could print them as a QR code and be compliant.
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  671.  @danlmarlow5446  Nothing to stop teachers accompanying the display with an explanation of why it is unconstitutional?
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  672. Should be available on Duck Duck Go.
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  673. Ahahahahahaha! What consciences?
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  674. This is all because someone looked at an American and said "may you live in interesting times."
    1
  675. You never learned about weather systems in school, did you?
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  676. Beelzebutler.
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  677. Carone sounds like a splicer.
    1
  678. Here's hoping his new jet only has one engine.
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  679. What? You can't say homo sapiens on youtube? (This is a burner comment, if it disappears I guess you're right.)
    1
  680. Space is not empty. Hit a hydrogen cloud at the speed of light and sayonara.
    1
  681. And then the shooting starts.
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  682. 😔
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  683. Chinese Security: Hold on, we'll be right over.
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  684. Drink up, the world's about to end.
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  685. G_d?
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  686. The legislative details are likely to be a little more nuanced than that. It is quite possible that existing legislation exists that empowers the relevant minister to enact new regulations to manage emerging risks. Regulations may already be written into law and merely require a signature to be activated.
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  687.  @scottmanley  Surely you could fix that with CUDA and then add cores. Lots of cores.
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  688.  @Cat_Lady  LOL. You have sharp claws.
    1
  689. I was born under the sign of crossed computers.
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  690. I will be very disappointed if this series does not touch on quantum vibrational something something water.
    1
  691. If I can last long enough to make a help sign out of rocks, I'll be satisfied.
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  692. Sure thing, pal.
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  693. I'm just glad it didn't crash and burn. anything else is a bonus.
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  694. Me!
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  695.  @Barion88  People into their early 20s have very low rates of mortality. If you have other diseases like diabetes, that may increase your risk. Otherwise teenagers should be relatively safe, as far as we know. ☺
    1
  696. Come on, everyone knows he's out of his depth trying to operate a Fisher Price activity set.
    1
  697. If he would pivot to selling waifu pillows, his money problems would be over.It might take a bit of convincing him to talk him out of a Trump waifu, tho. If you could make him understand not everyone has a king size bed and likes to sleep on the floor, that would help.
    1
  698. To be fair the poop jokes are kinda ableist, but Trump's stench goes far beyond mere bad smell and extends worldwide.
    1
  699. If Melanoma doesn't have a bank account stuffed full of dollars by now, what is she even doing?
    1
  700. You can get the latest flash player is required to the manager of operations and maintenance of supply to the right password
    1
  701. My maths could be out, but I think the data for Australia on the vaccine tracker page assumes 2 doses, otherwise 1.3m x 100 / 2.5 implies a population of 52 million Australians, which I'm pretty sure is wrong.
    1
  702. Well, I like my 11th gen i5 after my 7th gen i7 blew up and I had to make do for a couple of years with a 2nd gen i5, pooh-pooh all you like.
    1
  703. Then it will be a straightforward process to compare historical deaths caused by pneumonia with the more recent statistics. Any significant unexplained deviation may suggest deaths attributable to nCoV
    1
  704. "Dear Comrade, The Ministry of Defence cordially requests the pleasure of your company in the ongoing rape and pillage of a neighbouring country. RSVP to The Kremlin at your earliest convenience. Thank you. xxxooo."
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  705. Swimming lessons.
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  706. They're not immune, but they have youthful body systems that are not compromised by diseases of age, such as atherosclerosis, heart and pulmonary disease, diabetes. You put the virus up against a working human body and it struggles.
    1
  707. (invents childhood cancer)
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  708. How about a National Day of Science?
    1
  709. You've not heard of Jonny Enlow, Robin Bullock, Shane Vaughn, Kat Kerr, Paula White? There are others who literally believe Trump is the new Messiah, in the religious sense. They are creating a new religion around this individual and they lead mega churches.
    1
  710. (Facepalm cannon.)
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  711. As well they should be! I just hope the pasta harvest goes well this year.
    1
  712.  @alexwestworth6962  So, Republican administration = Communism? Got it!
    1
  713. Citation needed.
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  714.  @CyclingDinosaur  if you look at the graph of new cases, the rise is pretty much a straight line at the moment. That means it's not accelerating, but the current measures have not slowed the increase. To avoid a catastrophe, we all need to slow that rise and begin to bring it down.
    1
  715. Is it? Is it REALLY though?
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  716. You don't think someone else might have sent a helicopter to get their own footage? Is that impossible?
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  717. Do you even science?
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  718. Are nurses so undervalued that you live in fear of dismissal because of illness? Come to Australia. Nurses are employed by the state and there's this thing called job security.
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  719. Evolution.
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  720. And that's why I run my own local server and talk to myself.
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  721. I think Tramp would be safe even from the White Glove Society.
    1
  722. You don't watch a lot of John's videos, do you?
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  723. Shouldn't it be Brie Larsdottir?
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  724. Paint the death toll on the billboard.
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  725. I made a more comprehensive Gantt chart for a gardening project.
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  726. What is herd immunity?
    1
  727. The tree of liberty must be refreshed something something, you get it.
    1
  728. The images of the body bags lying unattended gives a valuable insight into the difficulties being faced by the Chinese medical staff. If they don't have the manpower to separate the living from the dead, that's a really bad thing. It is also suggestive of the scale of the problem and seems inconsistent with an official death toll of < 500.
    1
  729. I kinda want to see Jay cable manage a 386 with PATA HDD and FDD cables. No, wait. Internal SCSI. No access behind the motherboard allowed.
    1
  730. They asked chat GPT for reasons to vote Republican and their computer immediately bluescreened.
    1
  731. It wasn't prayer that eradicated smallpox. Can you guess what did? One guess. Starts with a 'v'.
    1
  732. Jay: Orders $1000 PC components. Also Jay: I have no mouse.
    1
  733. What a surprise. (Sad rational human noises)
    1
  734. You guys have to pay to watch you tube?
    1
  735. Please elaborate.
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  736. 😂😂😂 😬!!
    1
  737. Like a miracle! 👼
    1
  738. Boomers return for round 2.
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  739. I recently installed Ubuntu server on my mum's old computer. Now I have to learn stuff. 👩‍🎓
    1
  740. Strap on and hold tight!
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  741. Imma set up a PHPBB and get rich!!
    1
  742. Would you even want to game on a machine in late 2025 that can't run W11 now? It gets to the stage that even Linux moves on and it becomes impractical to keep using old, old hardware. Case in point, I have an old XP era machine (think 1GB RAM, Celery) that needs Lubuntu because modern distros are too resource hungry. I guess I could find an even more minimalist OS if I tried.
    1
  743. ​ @hewlettwilliam4650  wait, where is Ermicia?
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  744. Year of the lab rat.
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  745.  Q Anon  I have not heard the argument that Covid 19 is analogous to the common cold, even though the common cold may be caused by other corona viruses.
    1
  746. At least he didn't mention praying as the solution.
    1
  747. Imagine being on the drug that killed your daughter.
    1
  748. Oh, but one docked in Albany just the other day. They're going to get their own little red dot. 😲
    1
  749. Toss a coin to your Witcher.
    1
  750. Next from Bethesda, always on line DRMed 'Hello World'.
    1
  751. Took my Chevy to the levy but the levy was gone.
    1
  752. Broken skin might provide an entry point for the virus. I can't comment on systemic effects the autoimmune disorder might have on the body's ability to fight the infection.
    1
  753. I wouldn't say Japan, per se. It would be standard company policy.
    1
  754. Changing my name to Immortan Joe by deed poll.
    1
  755. Achoo!! 5 seconds later... gunshot, sound of fluid from a Jerry can, smell of burning flesh.
    1
  756. Awww. Don't be frighted. The bad man can't hurt you.
    1
  757. 6:14 would make a perfect desktop background image if you photoshopped out the numbers.
    1
  758. 6502 ftw
    1
  759. ☮️
    1
  760. Trolley problem: On one track is Tramp. On the other is a puppy. Too easy?
    1
  761. Eating hamberders and swilling covfefe.
    1
  762. Or fewer. Whatever.
    1
  763. In an alternative universe, Trump was merely another Dubya and Lindell expanded into other soft furnishings. But WE had to get stuck in this reality.
    1
  764. I don't consider Victorians to be pariahs. I hope they manage to get the outbreak under control.
    1
  765. A lot of regular people will lose their jobs. Who wants that?
    1
  766. They still have to stir the oxygen tanks yet.
    1
  767. Also, everyone should vote.
    1
  768. US pop: 329 000 000 Infection rate: 60% Infections: 197 400 000 Rate of hospitalisation: 15% Hospitalisations: 29, 610, 000 CFR: 2% Fatalities:3 948 000
    1
  769. He did look as if he might be having a little difficulty figuring out what some of the words were. I didn't realise how illiterate he is, not judging, just saying.
    1
  770. Get ready for the IPO pump and dump.
    1
  771. A so-called news channel denouncing sin in 2024. Only in Iran, woops, I mean America.
    1
  772. And in 2022 we have Mr Locke.
    1
  773. If it's the steampunk look you're after, build a quantum computer ☺.
    1
  774. Not enough standard deviations in the data.
    1
  775. I use Windows 10, Linux Mint, Ubuntu Server, Android I guess, Windows 7 in a VM (BTW).
    1
  776. Have you checked out the death rates for 10-20 year olds? 0.2% iirc and you're closer to the younger end. I'm willing to bet that the you're quite safe from the disease as it is. I understand your concern for your family. I'm not saying you won't have your life disrupted by the wider effects of the disease, but we all have to face that uncertainty. This is a good time to be brave.
    1
  777. Shut up and take my money!
    1
  778.  John Smith  Everything you keep down there would be covid.
    1
  779. Exploiting people's fear in a time of danger and uncertainty. Classy.
    1
  780. Well, for starters- Its. Not. The. Flu. Until you grasp that fact, trying to make sense of the more complicated issues surrounding the spread of the disease is an exercise in futility.
    1
  781. That last second - oh, burn!
    1
  782. Isaac Arthur intensifies.
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  783. Perhaps we don't want 80000 deaths this time around.
    1
  784. You're still watching the prologue. Wait till you get to part one.
    1
  785. Daddy, tell me about democracy again. Hush, child. Someone might hear you!
    1
  786. NGL with the video length positioned just so on the thumbnail, I thought it said "Ben Shapiro's daily wipe".
    1
  787. Does WWG1WGA still hold if where you're going is jail?
    1
  788. 😆
    1
  789. Oh, we letting Israel dogwalk us too? No, actually. This Australian does not support the actions of Netanyahu's lapdog .
    1
  790. The dog returns to his vomit.
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  791. Nope. It's right there in the video @ 7:40 Weekend of 3rd of July, Covid-19 deaths were 5.8% of all deaths. 5.8 is nowhere near 100.
    1
  792. $40000 for ppe for an organisation the size of the FBI is peanuts. Considering the use of ppe during regular forensics examinations, that would last, what, a month?
    1
  793. And tank the economy on the way. Pro gamer move.
    1
  794. The Land of the Free. 😐
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  795. Romanov the lot.
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  796. At the end of Tramp's rambling, someone should have said "Sir, this is a Wendy's".
    1
  797. Don Jr: ...if you're on an Epstein list... Donald: Don't mention that
    1
  798. Demontia Don could watch the footage instead of fucking gaslighting everyone.
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  799. Will Trump's grave be segregated or unisex?
    1
  800. U jelly?
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  801. I noticed that too ☺
    1
  802. Power armour FTW.
    1
  803. That was a privacy screen to keep the cameras off.
    1
  804. America might need to acquaint itself with how civilised countries conduct elections. Voter intimidation and suppression makes the US voting system absolutely corrupted. Your founding fathers would be mortified.
    1
  805. 2 and 5 are contradictory.
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  806. Is that 'soon' as in 'Jesus is coming back soon'?
    1
  807. Wow!
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  808. Someone said that in 1665.
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  809. The app will just get pushed to their phones in a security patch and show up as an anonymous service.
    1
  810. Didn't Hitler serve jail time before his renaissance?
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  811. Oh no! Anyway.
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  812. Australia never should have reneged. Time for some humble pie.
    1
  813. Don't be sad 🌸
    1
  814.  @nickbigmann5228  Ken Burns: Lemme get my camera.
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  815. What you're hearing, Paula White, is the sound of hysterical laughter.
    1
  816. It's an up side, not gonna lie.
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  817. Bollocks.
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  818. People who don't mind having the video feed from the robot being streamed straight into an AI at Tesla HQ.
    1
  819. OMG I think she dided!
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  820. Very likely. But what can the company do?
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  821. It has 32 more than an AR15, so it must be pretty good.
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  822.  @gabrielmorais4451  (Ding!) 😊
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  823. Medical attention.
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  824. IIRC some were obsolete army vehicles unsuitable for deployment owing to their vulnerability to IEDs. I can't confirm the accuracy of this explanation, so take it with a grain of salt.
    1
  825. It's simple. They know their political, religious and social agendas are increasingly unpalatable to the electorate. The democratic process itself has become an obstacle to their wet dreams of a christofascist utopia and it must inevitably be dismantled for them to achieve their goals. Water that tree.
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  826. Why not? It's their platform. I'm sure there are TOSs users have to agree to. Break the rules and get clobbered by the banhammer.
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  827. How many people die from common cold?
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  828. Post hoc ergo procter hoc.
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  829. With a BBD.
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  830.  Sir-Lean Serve-Daily  Sorry. My bad.
    1
  831. The fix was to uncomment the line saying "IDK why, but it crashes without this bit"
    1
  832. All those hyperactive amygdalas!
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  833. I suppose they stopped using radar after 1919 then. That's lucky.
    1
  834. Meanwhile, 3 weeks later...
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  835. Wearing Lycra or (shudder) pink terry toweling. Or was that just the 90s?
    1
  836. That was just the effort of figuring out the words.
    1
  837. Italy, South Korea, Japan: Are we jokes to you?
    1
  838. Except in the case of the flu you don't need to carry away loads of corpses in army trucks because the crematoria can't keep up.
    1
  839. Bet he's pissed that his peers are ordinary New Yorkers.
    1
  840. Did they get that Abe Lincoln bust back?
    1
  841. @Fred Forty How can people not know the recovery stats?. It's right there on the John Hopkins website.
    1
  842. Yes, but since light travels at a rate of 1 light year.per year, it takes it 40 years to travel 40 light years.
    1
  843.  @irisjon7473  You don't think that a nation should expend resources to protect the office of Prime Minister?
    1
  844. That's very offensive to children. He's more like a deformed malignant cancerous cyst.
    1
  845. Dude, you must have been in a hurry if you couldn't wait for GIMP to load. Also, 😟
    1
  846. The only reason you had to suffer through a TikTok is because you went looking for it.
    1
  847. Is Lindsey Graham an actual ventriloquist's dummy? Look at that mouth and tell me he's not.
    1
  848. I don't want to add fuel to the fire, but all Democrats would do well to actively exercise their 2A.
    1
  849. I thought all the Trumpanzees were supposed to be watching oan now. WTH?
    1
  850. He already did. He returned a negative result.
    1
  851. Member brow.
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  852. Ain't gonna happen.
    1
  853. LOL, everyone knows it's seven proxies, not nine.
    1
  854. Now do the same thing with Sikaflex.
    1
  855. Symptom. 😁
    1
  856. Is that you, Bear Grylls?
    1
  857. Pretty inefficient way, when you have smallpox in cold storage.
    1
  858. The Luftwaffe is Germany's airforce.
    1
  859. Trump's personal documents will be easy to spot. They will be the ones in greaseproof paper with MacDonald's printed all over them
    1
  860. If you're a "millionaire" why would you max out a credit card? 😂
    1
  861. O'Neill cylinders FTW.
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  862. John I've watched you since before the Diamond Princess was a thing, so I recognise your credentials. Nevertheless I feel your tone in this video is confusing as it's hard to read when you are speaking tongue-in-cheek. If I may presume, I'd urge you to keep your message crystal clear: reiterate the facts on the effectiveness and limitations of the vaccines and the other measures such as masks and social distancing, present the counterarguments to the BBC misinformation, clarifying the specific situations in which therapeutics like ivermectin are indicated and unambiguously condemn the ecosystem of disinformation that surrounds therapeutics. Otherwise I fear your message may be co-opted by the antivaxxers chugging their buckets of horse worm medicine.
    1
  863. Imagine a future where the GOP weaponises its base by organising and empowering militias filled with the poor, the disaffected, the ignorant. There could be rallies and flags and uniforms. They could roam the streets, 'keeping order'. There could be a Youth Division.
    1
  864.  @patrickkenyon2326  It wasn't any Clinton giving speeches about how wonderful 20 year terms would be
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  865. You forgot agenda 21. 😁
    1
  866. 20:53 It's right there in front of you.
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  867. It was a lending business wasn't it? Taking investor money and lending it out to others. I don't see any inherent reason why the business model should have failed. They just overpromised and took on too much risk without proper safeguards. If the CEO was also artificially pumping the stock, well this outcome is a good example of why you don't do that.
    1
  868. 22:17 Why are you in my home directory? Forget that. How???
    1
  869. Next episode: GN reveals its new $15000 Candy Sweetheart Invasion Plan test equipment.
    1
  870. Looks like he had a Boeing parachute technician on his team.
    1
  871.  Roger Wilco  They use parachutes on Starliner. One of the parachutes was installed without a shackle, so when it deployed, off it fluttered.
    1
  872. Yeah. "They"
    1
  873. Plant based beer. That's a hard YES from me.
    1
  874. Super clickbait title for a complex and serious issue, followed up with an equally shallow treatment. The issue deserves rigorous analysis and a careful examination of the competing imperatives in play.
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  875. 🎉Hooray!!🎈
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  876. What it says is that between the construction of Stonehenge and today, the method of construction was not passed down, so we are left with the degraded remains of the monolith and a variety of more or less plausible explanations. It's no failing on our part that we don't have that information.
    1
  877.  @werquantum  The thing is, we don't have the remnants of the tools used to build Stonehenge. If we did, it would be a straightforward exercise to deduce their workflow. It's not as if we can't propose plausible explanations on account of the ancient technology being too advanced for our monkey brains to understand, it's that there are any number of possible techniques that might have been used and we have no clear evidence to favour one method over another.
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  878. At least you know when you get bitten.
    1
  879. Roger Stone didn't kill himself. Yet.
    1
  880. They should make a VR version.
    1
  881. You wouldn't download a drill.
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  882. Or, and this is a wild guess, he's doing his best to make sense of and explain a quickly changing situation against the background of a secretive and authoritarian Chinese government that appears to be misrepresenting the scale of the epidemic.
    1
  883. The SS found out halfway to Moscow what happens when you try to keep yourself amped on speed for weeks.
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  884. y tho
    1
  885. Enjoy spending the rest of your life modding.
    1
  886. What's the bet that his end comes after plummeting from the Mar a Lago belltower at midnight while a thunderstorm rages, to the sound of insane pipe organ music?
    1
  887. Corona virus: I'll never forgive the Japanese.
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  888. Tramp must secretly enjoy being deplatformed because he's doing it to himself this time.
    1
  889. The credits would take hours.
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  890. In the description.
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  891. ​ @MonkeyJedi99 or something that isn't for fighting.
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  892. Sad video but unrelated to this outbreak. Video is years old.
    1
  893. Thing is, it's easy to imagine such a thing happening, but for the hypothesis to be confirmed there must be clear evidence that this is indeed what occurred. I have not seen such evidence.
    1
  894. Google would love you if you pivot into doing unboxing videos.
    1
  895. What about wearing an American flag g-string?
    1
  896. What if they ran the data through 7zip first? Or had a standard human on file at the source and destination and just sent the deltas?
    1
  897.  @FrankieJamesNews  Should that be 2-3.4% of the 80% that contract the disease?
    1
  898. So true. I've played golf quite a few times.
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  899. I don't really care. Do you?
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  900. LOL!
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  901. Idaho: You wanna help provide internet? Oh HELL NO!
    1
  902. Because going by the principles of differntial diagnosis, one should always consider alternative explanations. Vitamin D may play a role, but it is likely one of many factors.
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  903. Eww!
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  904. For Derp and Derpina, a conspiracy is less frightening because at least there's some identifiable agency to blame, and is suggestive of a solution. You can burn down a 5G tower, but you can't burn down a virus.
    1
  905. How is presidential nepotism of this scale not outright illegal? SMH. Is there actually no protection against corrupt appointments in the US system? Try this in an actual democracy and count the minutes until the resignations start piling up.
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  906. Ha. Hmm. I think I dodged a bullet when I decided not to be a physicist.
    1
  907. Could have been worse. He could have said gridiron.
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  908. I imagine it was a very great relief to be able to relay some good news.
    1
  909. Why not- oh of course!. The DNA database for the NWO. Sorry, wasn't wearing me tinfoil hat.
    1
  910. Also, people who do remember history are attempting to iterate over it while trying to avoid the mistakes of dictators past.
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  911. Nightmare fuel: Tramp comes back as a lich. Or did that already happen?
    1
  912. Tell that to 3646 dead victims and their families.
    1
  913. "Donald Trump leaves office on Wednesday with a stain on his..." Gussets? "... presidency" Oh
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  914. My dad went off on an insane tirade about all the conspiracies and right in the middle was Soros and Gates. Any respect I had for the man just shriveled up and died. I have zero respect for holocaust deniers.
    1
  915. There should be a website that timelines every public statement, tweet and recording of Trump's past 50 years. Every data point should be searchable by content and context, so that if you're interested in, say, his opinion on taxes, you can see the totality of what he has said. You would be able to see conceptual links, contradictions, fact checks, social networks, the works. Think Wikipedia but as a dynamically generated infographic that lets you visually iterate through the threads of his life.
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  916.  @Eman_Puedama  You keep telling yourself that, mkay?
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  917. Wear shoes. Visit an optometrist.
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  918. Makes a change from GPUs that look like the Corvega assembly plant.
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  919. Confused screaming will probably be involved.
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  920. Now, I'm no expert but Asthma is not identified as a complication leading to adverse outcomes in Covid 19 cases. Since asthma affects the respiratory tract, rather than the alveoli, it can be managed as normal. If your baseline lung function is compromised, as can be the case for severe asthma, then I imagine that maintaining oxygenation could be a challenge
    1
  921. Pretty sure it's a bacterium.
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  922. Get a business hosting package that has MySql and PHP. Start up a bulletin board using any BBS software. Publish the URL. (Sure, spend the rest of your free time moderating the bots and spam, but that's half the fun.)
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  923. This mob would describe Hitler as a controversial figure with bold and unconventional social policies.
    1
  924. The sticky pages are usually the ones telling the story of Lot and his daughters or Bathsheba having a bath. Or the entire Song of Solomon.
    1
  925. Wow! 😔
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  926. Oh praise be. I thought you were going to say drink it.
    1
  927. Piezoelectric Freaking Roadways!
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  928. Sure, but in the end you're not going to crap any more than usual.
    1
  929. Home made rocket isn't silly. Getting into home made rocket is very silly.
    1
  930. Guess Trump won't get his vote then.
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  931. I doubt that the gender of the astronauts will be even slightly significant to any but a vanishingly small percentage of feminists and mgtows.
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  932. !gnitseretni yreV sknahT
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  933. I support WHOM.
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  934. Only 3 billion??😱
    1
  935. Those graphs. Isn't maths beautiful?
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  936. You fail, you die. Jesus: Not my problem bro.
    1
  937. If only the Iranians would visit a shrine of Dibella.
    1
  938. Has anyone tried challenging voter disenfranchisement with this argument? I mean no one who is barred from voting should have to pay tax, right?
    1
  939. Now all we need is a vaccine.
    1
  940. But the side effects.
    1
  941. Use paywave.
    1
  942. Well one state doesn't have the resources of the military and CIA and allied foreign intelligence assets. Plus how long did it take to find Bin Laden? How long have they been after Giuliani? Not sure Rudy has the ability to hide for years.
    1
  943. Well not me, that's for sure.
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  944. I hope they took a thorough inventory of the White house contents before Trump moved in.
    1
  945. So path B would be disruptive.
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  946. Well crap. You just caused 2 more religions to pop up: Tuesdarians and Wednesday Adventists.
    1
  947. Well, God opened up the something something something and held back the waters above and quickly put the plug back in before we all got drowned.
    1
  948. If it's a warning from gawd, how come astronomers knew it was coming years ago?
    1
  949. You can bet the Christian lobby over here is paying close attention to how things go down in the US.
    1
  950. Anyone seen my world's smallest violin? It's really small.
    1
  951.  @marier.245  The flu is a known known. Covid 19 is a known unknown.
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  952.  @marier.245  I'm no expert. But from a casual search, it appears that influenza and corona viruses are members of different phylums, making them far, far from closely related. As I understand it, the problem with Covid 19 is not principally the CFR, but that it is new and we don't know what it's epidemiological potential is. It may only cause a few thousand deaths or it may kill millions. We just don't know, so taking precautions, even extreme ones, is prudent at this stage. Maybe I'm wrong about that. We know flu will kill a certain number of people each year and we're all fine with that. If we weren't, we would have put more effort into eradicating it. Instead we have people neglecting to get their shots while others type 'NeVeR gEt ThE fLu VaCcInE!!!' and others, well, they die.
    1
  953. Well boys, we did it. The human race is no more.
    1
  954. I'm torn between not watching any news from the US and breaking out the popcorn.
    1
  955. Sometimes the rustle in the grass is just the wind.
    1
  956. Mig weld SMD components to the PCB. Bzzzzt.
    1
  957. Nidus: a central point or focus of infection. I did not know that word.
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  958. (o)(o)(o)
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  959. What the actual cock? I'll say this. If he gets in again I'll seriously reconsider whether Revelation is true, because he fits the description of the Antichrist to perfection.
    1
  960. Since you're branching out, why not do a mukbang video about all the food computer nerds always eat?
    1
  961. Seems like it would be a poisoned chalice.
    1
  962. I can run a PHPBB, if that helps.
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  963. That's a lot to fit on one tombstone.
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  964. First world problems.
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  965. Why tho?
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  966. I guess it's okay that kids get gunned down in class, just so long as you don't have to be confronted by it in your comfortable little world where nothing ever goes wrong.
    1
  967. Potato chips, actually. Salt and vinegar.
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  968. halve
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  969. I thought ip connected cameras and smart doorbells were just vectors for digital crime. What am I missing? Did someone fix the security holes when I wasn't paying attention?
    1
  970. How old is the captain? I didn't see what you did there.
    1
  971. How long before trump phones the special master to make threatening ... threats?
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  972.  @deanmarshall6913  Regrettably, many people can't even spell nuance, let alone understand how it applies to medical advice.
    1
  973. Is that elephant doing what it looks like it's doing?
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  974. Names or it didn't happen.
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  975. My parents just got their first dose of Oxford AZ on Sunday :) (Australia)
    1
  976. Old is a 6510.
    1
  977. Just wait till you double click on Libre Office and a popup appears and says "It looks like you're going to type something. Did you mean to open MS Word?" [Yes] [Ok] [Sure Thing]
    1
  978. ​ @MD.moi-dire Look at all this unemployment in the RNC and all on Biden's watch, they will holler.
    1
  979. Damn! Joel really let himself go.
    1
  980. Something, something, Reichstag.
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  981. Also: If there is mildew in your house, call a priest.
    1
  982.  @f_youtubecensorshipf_nazis  The ball rolls as the ball wills.
    1
  983. I hope you have a plan for when the shelling starts
    1
  984. @jasondrummond9451  Wait, what? Assuming your reply was to my post, what gives you the impression that I am a psycho?
    1
  985. @Berin.Jervin  Do you seriously imagine Canada is going to roll over for Trump to send in US forces to invade? Have you even been paying attention? There is no way Trump will get his 51st state without starting a hot war with Canada and, maybe you're unaware of this, but artillery is absolutely a component of any attempt from the US to clear out Canadian forces from the border region. Do you think that Trump's invading army will politely not target civilian assets including the OP's house, 300 yards from the border? No, more likely it will be at great risk of being flattened. Annexation of Canada is an active goal of Trump's and it won't involve him popping over for tea and biscuits. It will involve shelling.
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  986. Any American who needs any more information about the suitability of Tramp, whether from a court case or any other source, has had their head crushed by the rock they've been living under for 8 years.
    1
  987. Trump doesn't even know how to use capital letters. How embarrassing for him, lol.
    1
  988. This is only a concern if you are using cloud services to store any kind of non trivial data that you haven't encrypted yourself, in 2025.
    1
  989. Used during the Black Plague. That might not be the best recommendation, given how that turned out.
    1
  990. That was super helpful. Thanks!
    1
  991. You forgot to wash behind your ears. Didn't you ever watch Sesame Street?
    1
  992. American dumocracy is a joke. You are so bad at it. Stop embarrassing yourselves.
    1
  993. Are you keeping up with the Commodore?
    1
  994. Citation f#@ken needed, stat!
    1
  995. If everyone took their crypto offline into cold wallets, what would happen to the crypto space....thingy?
    1
  996. I only clicked this video because I knew the comments section would be a giggle.
    1
  997. He ain't broke. He only wears depends cause he's so liquid. He only has to press the button so many times cause he's flush.
    1
  998. Meme stock bros are going to go nuclear when Tesla goes under.
    1
  999. If only we could solve that one problem standing in the way of cold fusion.
    1
  1000. You're so woke.
    1
  1001. This just in: Eric Barnes is a moron. More at the top of the hour.
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  1002. Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
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  1003. Boo! I have 12GB.
    1
  1004. Meh, how hard can it be to run a nuclear power pl- 🚨🔥💥☢☢☢☠
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  1005. .noyhcat a era uoy fi nac uoY
    1
  1006. 2021 getting a last minute massage before gloving up and making its way into the ring. Are you ready to rumble?
    1
  1007. IKR
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  1008. I thought that was who it was. I would have expected better.
    1
  1009. At the intensity needed to sterilise surfaces, those lights would be dangerous to people. They could be used if you could eliminate shadows. I imagine there would be other difficulties to address.
    1
  1010. Yeah but look on the bright side. When you die, you'll be emancipated. Yay.
    1
  1011. The utility of the cybertruck is in how it incinerates its occupants after a crash.
    1
  1012. It's Quatermass all over again.
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  1013. 11:35 I get it now, it's Spirit Science 😂
    1
  1014. No, 2020! That's a BAD 2020! Go to your room.
    1
  1015. Pass too, this shall.
    1
  1016. Hearing you talk about the problems leaves me with a case of hydrogen embitterment.
    1
  1017. Yes. Why not?
    1
  1018. What if your phone is a Nokia 3310?
    1
  1019. Big time.
    1
  1020. Wait. You guys get holidays?
    1
  1021. Oh,wow! Webrings. Haven't heard of them since the last time I saw a 'page under construction' animated gif.
    1
  1022. Put your hands up, the 2 people on the planet who aren't suing Trump.
    1
  1023. Except he really isn't.
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  1024. Self inflicted.
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  1025. When we are walking through the suburban wasteland, avoiding roaming packs of dogs and gangs of raiders, searching for that warehouse of supplies we've had intel about, then we will be on the verge of a pandemic.
    1
  1026. The numbers are unlikely to progress in a negative direction.
    1
  1027.  @kasumikojiro7221  it can be tricky to find on some people, that's why it's easier to slip on a pulse oximeter.
    1
  1028. Dearie: Give back the documents. Cannon: LOL, no.
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  1029. The priest: Only 5 people came this morning and I have 2 trays of these glasses. Oh well, waste not want not. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
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  1030. Hitler had bad gas too.
    1
  1031. Doomsday preppers: Am I a joke to you?
    1
  1032. The testers be like: screw this, padlock the door, we outta here.
    1
  1033. Methinks I think I shall hie me off and evict the hermit from his cave.
    1
  1034. Yeah I can't wait till the aliens arrive. I've already got my "r u single?" sign ready.
    1
  1035. The word is spelled 'vaccine' FYI.
    1
  1036. LOL! 'Just the flu'. LOL.
    1
  1037. "bombshell" a word which here means "barely causing a ripple".
    1
  1038. His apoplexy the day after he loses his properties will be transcendent.
    1
  1039. The from vs with argument is a bit of a false dichotomy, as the influence of the disease is likely to be a continuum. You would need to do a detailed study of death certificates to determine the balance between from and with.
    1
  1040. You must have spent way too much time crawling through the deepest sewers of the Hub if the predator's face reminds you of a you-know-what.
    1
  1041. Slap on the wrist.
    1
  1042. Save the money you spend on insurance and you'd still be ahead by miles even if you did have a hospital visit.
    1
  1043. Maybe capitalism isn't very beneficial for us plebs, after all.
    1
  1044. I'd argue that the moral imperative is to resist dictatorship by every means, and the US is famously awash with 'means'.
    1
  1045. I remember when Pat Robertson crawled out of his crypt to claim that Putin's attack on Ukraine was the first step on his way to besieging Israel. Looks like Armageddon is still a way off.
    1
  1046. I don't think Dr John has ever claimed to know it all, and if his message changes it will be because of new information. Not sure why he would want to change his name to Noah.
    1
  1047. Methane is not used in weather balloons. You're thinking of helium.
    1
  1048. Oh,okay. I just cancelled my 32 bit Mint download and will try that, cause I already have the 64 bit ISO.
    1
  1049. You're right of course, more data would help model the outbreak and determine where resources are needed. I wonder whether the change has more to do with a recognition of the scale of the challenge and an admission that there simply aren't the resources, particularly in manpower, to conduct the mass testing. What John seems to be saying is that testing resources are being reserved for clinical applications during the expected surge in hospitalisations.
    1
  1050. Lay the charges. Set the precedent. All politicians need to act as if they will be held accountable for their actions whilst in office. Because that's all they are: office-bearing citizens.
    1
  1051. So you're saying it was designed, not engineered.
    1
  1052. Morgan Freeman.
    1
  1053. But which is the one without the poison?
    1
  1054. You answered your question in the first half of your comment.
    1
  1055. Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.
    1
  1056. Actually it's WOPR. It got bored with chess.
    1
  1057. So quantum startups are just crypto startups, but with quantum.
    1
  1058. H1N1 is a flu variant. Sars-CoV-2 is a corona virus. It causes the disease, COVID-19. The two viruses are very different, not even distantly related.
    1
  1059. Was that a burn? It sounded like a burn.
    1
  1060. You have evidently never been into a hospital. The only times I have been in an empty hospital were before it was commissioned and after it was decommissioned.
    1
  1061. They would mine crypto and party.
    1
  1062.  @bobshaw1966  add a glass of water while treating the mask?? Maybe??
    1
  1063. Explain how you can change what isn't there already.
    1
  1064.  @ualuuanie  Same in Australia.
    1
  1065. Ah. Yes ... that. 😕
    1
  1066. Deepseek Louigi'd OpenAI.
    1
  1067. That is not only not right, it is not even wrong.
    1
  1068. Antivaxxers: Eat more compost!
    1
  1069. I'd expect the toe discolouration to show up alongside other known signs and symptoms, so if you have a dry cough, fever and such, then maybe it is.
    1
  1070. iii) Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
    1
  1071. You do you. I don't see any compelling reason to trust either.
    1
  1072. K, that's cool and cynical and shit, but how do we tackle deepfakes contaminating the information pool?
    1
  1073. It's for when that black kid steps into your lawn to retrieve his frisbee.
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  1074. You can use transparent-backgrounds for background removal. It's easy. You can even use an existing ai venv.
    1
  1075. Sex. We're talking about sex. Chromosomal characteristics.
    1
  1076.  @Jorgelni1231  Toothpicks, you mean.
    1
  1077. Ok. I'm going to have to press 'doubt'.
    1
  1078. Is the loss due to actual business expenses, or is it a "loss" of convenience?
    1
  1079. Plan B for when voting fails to stop the fascists?
    1
  1080. You need way more velocity than what's possible as a result of freefall from an aircraft to produce the energy released in this event.
    1
  1081. And the Black Death was spread by parchment. And the 1918 pandemic spread over the telegraph. And SARS spread by land line
    1
  1082. Meshtastic enters the chat.
    1
  1083. Yes. Be concerned.
    1
  1084. Stephenson is only half as big as Joe.
    1
  1085. 😅😅😅😅😐
    1
  1086. Yes. Your brain is enormous. ☺
    1
  1087. Take your ritalin!
    1
  1088. Question: How worried should we be? Answer: Yes.
    1
  1089. How is herd immunity stupid?
    1
  1090. Do you need to keep referring to it as his 'failing' social networking platform? Sure, that may be the case and I welcome it as much as any, but I also recognise a propaganda technique when I see one, and I don't like being manipulated.
    1
  1091. #unrelated
    1
  1092. Welcome to the creep show.
    1
  1093. Does cow shit count as vegetarian?
    1
  1094. ​ @hanifarroisimukhlis5989  Buy 2. One to drive and one for parts.
    1
  1095. Sounds like a Vault-tec experiment. ☢ Trump 2077! ☢
    1
  1096. So?
    1
  1097. Well, for one, if this is faked, any scientist listed as a co author has just committed professional suicide because it won't take long for researchers elsewhere to check the results and uncover the fraud.
    1
  1098. Well ackchually it's pronounced 'gif'. (Adjusts glasses)
    1
  1099. Oh LoL, Winamp. I remember making a ghastly skin for that back in I don't even remember when. Is it still a thing?
    1
  1100. "Crime is bad unless the criminal is someone I worship" MAGAts, presumably.
    1
  1101. Oh how can you say such a thing? Look at how many bullets they have.
    1
  1102. $10 shoes for $399. 😂
    1
  1103.  Kent Horvath  Science doesn't deal in proofs. You're thinking of mathematics.
    1
  1104. No I'm sure he's a very humble man who always considers carefully the expert opinion of economists.
    1
  1105. If the staph made its way into your respiratory tract, then it could cause an opportunistic infection where the columnar cells have been killed. So yes.
    1
  1106. Yeah, tennis players. Rules for thee but not for me. 👏 ... 👏 ... 👏
    1
  1107. Got my first dose of Oxford AstraZeneca yesterday (Aust.). The procedure is not to aspirate because of the unlikelihood of injection into a vessel, even though the information sheet they gave out went on at great length about whateveropenia. The nurse aspirated for me regardless and all was fine.
    1
  1108. You are aware that big-assed helicopter drones are a thing, yes?
    1
  1109. If you assume leakage between passengers then yes, you'd reset the timer. But if you assume any new cases were infected before the quarantine and no transmission during the quarantine period, then no. TBH I'd be surprised if the quarantine is effective.
    1
  1110. Is there no problem it can't fix?
    1
  1111. Just you wait. V8 ICE Tesla by year's end. (Okay that's not happening*) or *is it?
    1
  1112. I thought it was supposed to be hookers and blow, but whatever.
    1
  1113. That will go so well.
    1
  1114. But where did the money go? What did it actually get spent on? Freelance modellers on fiver? Corporate licenses of MS Paint?
    1
  1115. What is convenient about it?
    1
  1116. I don't even know what to do with this information. I think I just segfaulted.
    1
  1117. What leads you to that conclusion?
    1
  1118. You are not helping. Exactly what is the status of the 5G rollout in Iran?
    1
  1119. Seems legit.
    1
  1120. ANZAC day coming up soon.
    1
  1121. Not with a bang but a facepalm.
    1
  1122. And then the 4090 dropped.
    1
  1123. Only French people eat aeroplanes.
    1
  1124. Gets renamed to Racoon City.
    1
  1125.  Zac Lodro  😱I never noticed.
    1
  1126. You forgot to say ' false flag'.
    1
  1127. A dog feels more embarrassment, as it looks you in the eye and shits on your lawn, than Tramp ever will.
    1
  1128. I spent $A 3000 on a mono 300dpi laser printer in 1993. Madness.
    1
  1129. When you want to go for a walk: So anyway, I started blasting.
    1
  1130. His lawyers must be using one hell of a Gantt chart to manage all this.
    1
  1131. China: Laughs in DILLIGAF
    1
  1132. Plenty of other sources to get your dose of da troof.
    1
  1133. Not a flu. Not remotely close. It's another type of SARS, certainly, and perhaps here to stay. But not flu.
    1
  1134. It's not the job of the news to cheer you up. Search cute puppies on you tube if you need a smile.
    1
  1135. Dislikes are from diseases.
    1
  1136. Tramp is ew inspiring.
    1
  1137. So?
    1
  1138. I'm still 50/50 on whether this ad is genuine, even though it clearly says The Onion.
    1
  1139. ​ @enadegheeghaghe6369  Maybe
    1
  1140. ​ @enadegheeghaghe6369  Your username is screwing up my text entry box. What I meant was maybe the US never really cared about democracy. Perhaps it was merely a branding decision to distinguish itself from the USSR in a competition where ideology was a front for naked imperialism.
    1
  1141. Hippocleides doesn't care.
    1
  1142. It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter jail. Tim Othy 1:1
    1
  1143. Maybe Lauren and Marge wanna hook up 🌈
    1
  1144. Why does that TV presenter have to shout at the camera?
    1
  1145. Hospitals in Central Park, zero Hospitals in convention centres, zero Navy hospital ships deployed, zero Cruise ships turned away from ports, zero
    1
  1146. This is what you get when everyone does crack.
    1
  1147. May He touch you with His noodly appendages.
    1
  1148. Also God: But I can't do any of those things unless you get yourself to a hospital.
    1
  1149. Ah, well. The Roche limit. Things start to fall apart.
    1
  1150. I wonder how many of those things they sold.
    1
  1151. Sir Clive would approve.
    1
  1152. ​ @I_Am_Your_Problem country's, not countries. Look at that corporate education at work.
    1
  1153. I've not heard that one, congratulations on inventing a novel idiocy.
    1
  1154. Corona. Corona in town. No kissing, no touch your friends.
    1
  1155. Being left handed means you can Wacom with your left and mouse with your right.
    1
  1156. Yeah, who knows where mailed ballot papers would go? It's not as if they will have addresses on them or anything. They could end up *anywhere*!
    1
  1157. ChatGPT! Create an executive order for $5000 of hamberders and one cup of covfefe.
    1
  1158. Problem could have been solved with a cone of silence.
    1
  1159. Things are still good in Aus. TP and bottled water shelves are at about 50%, but that may just be due to the restocking schedule.
    1
  1160. What is the point of lying about the genetics when other scientists exist? And why base a deception around such a technical characteristic of the virus?
    1
  1161. I wonder whether the bigger problem is how to promote the mass adoption of keyrings in the first place. If it were implemented as a cross platform OS component that all apps were aware of, key management could be ubiquitous. I mean, Linux already has password and key management built in, but even then you still have to go out of your way to actually use it.
    1
  1162. Opium: Am I a joke to you?
    1
  1163. Ok. I'll pay that.
    1
  1164. That's why it's not used, at least in prehospital care.
    1
  1165. Hospitals need access to the phone tracking data. ' Oh, you were at that rally 2 weeks ago. GTFO. Next patient please.'
    1
  1166. My bow is a Browning Myst.
    1
  1167. Do the office staff have clinical training, I presume so.
    1
  1168. Well that's good news.
    1
  1169. Is it April already?
    1
  1170. My first laptop came with GEOS. Then the battery leaked and that was that. 😡
    1
  1171. Grin creepily.
    1
  1172.  @Roger-np3wi  What do you mean 'what they don't tell you'? Triage is not a big secret, just another tool for the management of multi casualty incidents, particularly when demand outstrips resources.
    1
  1173. Air.
    1
  1174. Obviously America wants to get all of Italy's pasta. And all of Iran's rugs. Makes sense.
    1
  1175.  @bsvenss2  That's a lot of articles.
    1
  1176.  @bsvenss2  Cool. I used mine for office stuff and graphics. I just pulled it out of storage recently and got it running again. The graphics card went bang, so it's using the stock graphics at the moment.
    1
  1177. Okay, but explain why fractionally faster even matters. What's the advantage?
    1
  1178. Probably the kid remembered what day she was raped. Something that would stick in the memory.
    1
  1179. Could be a tumour. (Sorry) Yeah, get someone to check that out.
    1
  1180. I was just eating a bunch of grapes thinking, these look like alveoli, and then Dr John said it 😊
    1
  1181. 2020 should just be a Netflix series.
    1
  1182. Oh. Great. I spent all day cleaning the shed roof and shifting barrow loads of detritus the day after my shot. But then I'm stupid so what can you do, eh?
    1
  1183. You can get them at any service station for the low, low price of $2.
    1
  1184. Are there old people in your church? Do you want to kill them? Are you happy to sacrifice their lives on the altar of your rights?
    1
  1185. Somewhere James Bond is wiping the sweat off his brow after snipping the red wire as the timer flashes 00:00:03.
    1
  1186. Even if not, you can always piss on his grave.
    1
  1187. Citation?
    1
  1188.  @FM101modular  Thanks. I was actually hoping for a scientific publication.
    1
  1189. k
    1
  1190. I think you're missing a trick. I think SCOTUS wants to give Trump full immunity with one condition: that his power is subject to the consent of the court. Crazy conspiracy theory for sure, but the court is ruling on the fundamental nature of the balance of power between the branches of government and they are not disinterested. This could be an active coup attempt by SCOTUS, or at least the groundwork for one.
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  1191. ❌ 0/10
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  1192. Security detail after he gets shot: Oh no. If only one of us had heroically leapt in front and taken the bulle-hey, are those canapes?
    1
  1193. CFR rate is like ATM machine but with fewer buttons.
    1
  1194. I could update my BIOS to enable TPM and install Windows 11, but then my computer would have Windows 11 on it.
    1
  1195. An AR15 is bigger than an AR14, no?
    1
  1196. Muslims: Are we a joke to you?
    1
  1197. They should have called it Corvid 19
    1
  1198. That could be an app. AI face recognition plus political donations database plus UI overlay.
    1
  1199.  @brendaseals7739  Freedom of speech, neighbour. Freedom of speech.
    1
  1200.  @brendaseals7739  Yes that sounds like good advice, all round.
    1
  1201. I'm going to invent an internet enabled extension cord with a subscription app that tells you how many electrons you've used.
    1
  1202. Who's Tunderfoot?
    1
  1203. Where do you plug in the tape drive? 😕
    1
  1204. Hey! I could get fired to make way for competent people. Watch this space, I'm going to be rich.
    1
  1205. Prepping.
    1
  1206. That's nuts. During swine flu, we did training on all aspects of infection control as well as the statewide Emergency Ambulance Plan. Everything was in the skills manuals and on the intranet.
    1
  1207. Trick question. A rational person wouldn't.
    1
  1208. F O R T Y T W O
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  1209. No, no. He has a point.
    1
  1210. Might be sensible to visit one of those forums to see whether there are any databases for sale that potentially contain your own information.
    1
  1211. It does look odd.
    1
  1212. Don't push Piggy off the cliff!
    1
  1213. And that's why everyone else needs to be vaccinated.
    1
  1214.  @VeronicaExplains  It's all good 😊 Anyway excuse me while I plug resistor packs into the end of my SCSI chain like a normal person in 1992.
    1
  1215. Sure, fish out the crystal balls, but it's gonna be hard reading them with a black rectangle in the way.
    1
  1216. I thought maybe there was a pair of animatronic lips inside for kissing simulator VR apps, but no. It was even lamer than that.
    1
  1217. Not transmissible, is it though?
    1
  1218. You don't get microchipped when you have a vaccine needle. Have you seen the size of a vaccine needle? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you haven't.
    1
  1219. A charitable interpretation would be to say the National Guard is being deployed so police can continue their normal operations. Presumably the National Guardsmen don't have shoot on sight orders.
    1
  1220. Old time manuals were great but not perfect. After getting the Commodore 64 Programmer's Reference Guide I was disappointed that typing assembly code into the BASIC interpreter didn't work.
    1
  1221. You don't understand. It's 4D impromptu. Trust the plan.
    1
  1222. John described how a high BSL affects the ability of the leucocytes to move in the blood, reducing their ability to respond to disease. If type 1 diabetes involves hyperglycaemia, this could be a risk factor.
    1
  1223. My card trick is 52 pickup.
    1
  1224. The civil war did not occur at the foundation of the United States. You're thinking of the American Revolutionary War in 1775-1783. It had nothing to do with slavery.
    1
  1225.  @marcusmelancon3426  So, McConnell is sane. Sure. Checks out.
    1
  1226. He meant that communicable diseases often affect the young and the elderly, but in this case young do not seem to be greatly affected.
    1
  1227. Why does Donny keep making derp faces? LOL.
    1
  1228. So why waste your time in the BBC, comments section? Have you finished all of bitchute?
    1
  1229. Yeah, well, do us all a favour and keep your fascisting within the borders of the USA. Thx.
    1
  1230.  @OceanFrontVilla3  Then buy shares.
    1
  1231. It wasn't described as kosher too, was it?
    1
  1232. Yair, okay. I'll do that then, ay?
    1
  1233. Hey! There's nothing wrong with our ... oh. Red lights on the router again.
    1
  1234. If, in 2020, people still need help figuring out how to manage their own waste, then wow. OTOH it's customary for people to generate detritus, so no huge surprise that waste masks present a litter problem.
    1
  1235. IKR?
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  1236. Not at all. People older than 65 are over represented. Whilst the age range from 0 - 65 is greater than 65+, younger people are less likely to need intensive care.
    1
  1237. I think I'll create an account on Meta once the collapse is over just so that I can wander alone through the abandoned, post-apocalyptic wasteland, kicking at the sheaves of prospectus pages tumbling listlessly in the digital breeze .
    1
  1238. Plot twist: washing your hands produces aerosolised virus particles that you immediately breathe in, even before you reach for the towel. (That's meant to be a joke, but.... what if?)
    1
  1239. Several models are trained at 4x but I find that's often way too much, especially when enhancing still images. So I let the AI upscale at its native size then scale back down to a preferred size with Python. It helps for some images where the AI seems to try too hard.
    1
  1240. And that would be significant, why? Plus it comes out as Cuba so... yeah.
    1
  1241. Am not. A. Bot... Error, error, does not compute. Illegal access at 0x000000000.
    1
  1242. No, but suppose you get quarantined? Or you want to avoid exposure if the disease becomes established in the community.
    1
  1243. You can access all your state's legislation online, you know.
    1
  1244.  @samopalvampirenvonbutlegin8603  I'd be interested in specific examples where powers being enacted under state legislation to manage the spread of the pandemic contravene the provisions set forth in the Constitution.
    1
  1245. ​ @rxonmymind8362 Hey that's a great idea for a fundie grift. The Holy Grail for only $99.99 and a free bottle of blood. (refills sold separately. No returns)
    1
  1246. ​ @cocobunitacobuni8738 I suspect Jesus would Palpatine their asses ⚡⚡⚡
    1
  1247. ​ @dx1450 True. It's all about Yeshua these days because changing the name of the god is how you rewrite the mythology.
    1
  1248. Someone at FIC hasn't been paying attention.
    1
  1249. LoL, he will just lie.
    1
  1250. Time between generations is much shorter. This is an RNA virus that has only one strand of nucleotides. This is more prone to replication errors than DNA, the double helix form providing some error correction. That's my understanding anyway.
    1
  1251. I said that to my dentist last time I visited. You would need to use isolation suits and deep clean the clinic after each patient. Maybe extraction fans positioned to suck up the aerosol, but really, dentist surgeries are not equipped to handle the disease. 😕
    1
  1252. How kind of you to say that.
    1
  1253. 10 hours of the Doctor washing his hands. Let's make it happen 😂
    1
  1254. What do you mean by 'open borders'?
    1
  1255.  @justtubingby129  You're not thinking things through. My comment was to illustrate by hypothetical scenario the jeopardy that every citizen would face if the right to presumption of innocence, and with it the burden of proof were to be reversed. These principles are absolutely central to the protections we all have under the law. Your suggestion ignores the distinction between presumption of innocence and suspicion of having committed an offense and would lead to a monstrous demolition of fundamental legal rights.
    1
  1256. What are the parameters for deciding which animals are suitable for consumption. Chicken pox is a thing so that means chicken is a threat to human health? Mad cow disease, same, no steak for you.
    1
  1257. Ramstein airforce base is missing an 'm'.
    1
  1258. Yes but buttplugs could be a fascinating rabbit hole to get into, or the other way round. Whatever.
    1
  1259. I wondered that when they showed him blowing his, lol, my predictive text wanted me to type 'load'. ... when they showed him blowing his nose
    1
  1260. We are what Earth made us.
    1
  1261. Do you have to work at being such a judgemental prick or does it come naturally?
    1
  1262. Can you paragon GTA? Never played it.
    1
  1263. You need a different POS system.
    1
  1264. It means the cause of death is being attributed to other causes, even if the patient is positive for the virus. That's not wrong in itself. People can die with cancer, but not because of it. In some cases Covid 19 may be a complication that weakens someone so they die from an existing illness, say a heart condition. The cause of death would be cardiac, rather than Covid 19 pneumonia.
    1
  1265. Everything is the frikking mark of the frikking beast isn't it?
    1
  1266. Lockdowns and social distancing strategies make no sense if the plan is depopulation. Why not let the disease really spread, keep those cruise ships running to get the maximum number of fatalities? Why not release anthrax or smallpox?
    1
  1267. Herd immunity is NOT deliberately infecting people. WTAF!!! Deliberately infecting people is assault.
    1
  1268. Rioting 101
    1
  1269.  Moe Snert  If they carry a phone with them while looting, the geolocation data could put them at the scene.
    1
  1270. That's exponential growth, repeatedly multiplying a number by a given factor. In the case of Covid 19, the factor is the R0, or infection rate. As I understand it.
    1
  1271. No one was talking about fear. The topic was cases.
    1
  1272. So glad I got my GT730 before the price explodes.
    1
  1273. The judge: Nah, not fair. I wasn't ready!
    1
  1274. That problem can't stop me because I can't NVME.
    1
  1275. How long before workers launch an AI bot to impersonate themselves at work for the benefit of their boss, while they go and do something else?
    1
  1276. Imagine leaving the White House and NOT going snowboarding.
    1
  1277. Greed + marketing
    1
  1278. 6 degrees of separation.
    1
  1279. You do Neanderthals a disservice by likening them to evangelicals.
    1
  1280. This information is readily available to anyone interested. I don't understand how it's being suppressed.
    1
  1281. LOL, at this rate you guys are going to need UN observers on the ground to have any hope of even the appearance of democratic elections.
    1
  1282. ​ @alwenke212 I have duct tape! All we need are the socks.
    1
  1283. Put simply, the operating system is the software that resides in the ROM chips, specifically the MOS 901226 and the MOS 901227. HTH.
    1
  1284. I can't run in my dreams. I always end up loping along on four legs, clawing myself forward but not going very fast.
    1
  1285. So wrong. What's showing up in the pathology tests then? 0/10
    1
  1286. Possible, but doctors examining patients with toe lesions would likely have also examined the hands. Fingers may not be as susceptible to the effects of the disease.
    1
  1287. Did you perhaps mean 'alleviates'?
    1
  1288. ... said the Aztecs.
    1
  1289. So Blood Glacier was true!
    1
  1290. The entire planet of Golgafrincham was wiped out by a virus contracted from a dirty telephone.
    1
  1291. Hydrogen and oxygen = water.
    1
  1292. Post hoc ergo procter hoc fallacy.
    1
  1293. Yeet!
    1
  1294. I hear half empty whiskey bottles in crumpled brown paper bags and the sound of a multitude of cats gathering around the most bereft tenement stairwell in Powell's voice.
    1
  1295. Wait, is the Walking Dead bit good or bad? Cause my chainsaw is fully fueled.
    1
  1296. Except that husband literally means house bound, iirc.
    1
  1297. Anime John needs to become a thing.
    1
  1298. Wowww! That woman talking about how she's not ready to question her faith in what'God' told her about the election. That's the power of self delusion. You could see the cogs turning and sense her fear, because she already knows it's all lies.
    1
  1299. 'F' on the world's smallest keyboard :)
    1
  1300. I have never seen a flag being held up by cranes before.
    1
  1301. You could have finished that sentence with 'cocktail' and that would have been awesome.
    1
  1302. So they are blaming themselves?
    1
  1303. It'll blow past that without taking a breather.
    1
  1304. Wow, bitcoin just fell off a cliff.
    1
  1305. Make the bum pay up front or gtfo.
    1
  1306. Say you wash your hands 7 times a day for 15 seconds. If there are 7 billion people, that's > 200 million man hours.
    1
  1307. Yo Naughty Dawg! We heard you like patches, so we put a patch on your patch, so you can patch while you're patching.
    1
  1308. Westchester County has its hands full with CC, Chris.
    1
  1309. No, it's entirely consistent. They have a very specific idea of how sex works and its purpose. The use of contraception is antithetical to the idea that the outcome of sexual activity is ultimately controlled by God. In the same way that christians disempower people with respect to death and the right to die, they seek to disempower people where reproduction is concerned. Sex is seen as a mystical act, not governed by biology or human intent, but by the active will of god who ultimately chooses whether any sex act results in impregnation. That's why they oppose any sexual activity that isn't unprotected p in v.
    1
  1310. Was.
    1
  1311. I'd like to see him take it up to the Mitchell Plateau.
    1
  1312. Alright, so this move might be interpreted as a good thing by some Germans and fair enough too, but what is the strategic rationale? Who benefits? What is the compelling need this action satisfies, or is it merely the next step in the implosion of US global significance?
    1
  1313. I think the trolls got too used to John's critical take on government handling of the epidemic and are more wedded to that than they are to the fundamentals of John's message. It seems that for some who have found their way here, sticking it to the government is more important than promoting an effective response to the disease.
    1
  1314. Oh no! Anyway...
    1
  1315. Can an undead feral ghoul be said to"live" anywhere, especially 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?
    1
  1316. The danger in Australia is that we remain a largely virgin population, meaning we have no immunity to the disease. We need that vaccine if we are to achieve a more stable situation.
    1
  1317. Playing along with what?
    1
  1318. If it's on the inside of your mouth, you will end up swallowing virus particles in saliva. Also, when you cough up mucus from your respiratory tract it will contain the virus and then you swallow the mucus. The virus will then proceed through the gut.
    1
  1319. Mild fever = good.
    1
  1320. You take Lydia out of Whiterun? No disrespect to her but all I ever do is leave her in Breezehome. Take Serana.
    1
  1321. Why move to Alaska when you could emigrate to Hawaii?
    1
  1322. At least a failed party. What I can't understand is why the party leadership tolerates this constant lack of discipline. She needs to be pulled aside and told "You represent us. These are our party standards. You're on notice."
    1
  1323. Well given how the legal system is tiptoeing round him, that's kinda where we are.
    1
  1324. Don't worry. When the vaccine arrives I and billions of others will be inoculated so that those who cannot may benefit from the herd immunity that arises therefrom. Antivaxx sumbitches are welcome to enjoy the free ride.
    1
  1325. Piss off. He called the pandemic in January, at a time when most bozos were herpa-derping about it being just a flu bro.
    1
  1326. Time to point and laugh. 😂😂😂😂😂
    1
  1327. Whoever wins the AI war, humans lose.
    1
  1328. Someone who would think it's a good idea to use a 200x200 gif for a web page background image.
    1
  1329. Also Australia: Sends citizens to off-shore Gulag.
    1
  1330.  @CN-wt2bj  IIRC the 600 people slated for quarantine on Christmas Island are citizens being repatriated from China.
    1
  1331. Trump will save you... he wouldn't let that happen... would he? Would. He?
    1
  1332. Matter is everywhere Antimatter is anti-everywhere. Q.E.D.
    1
  1333. Soooo. Did the NSA shut down its spying program already? Or is it... you know.........
    1
  1334. Well, several things are likely to happen. We will see many more stories just like this. We will see stories of children dying in childbirth. We will see stories of children being charged with criminal offences for accessing healthcare. We will see ob-gyns quit because they can't stand by helpless as they try to help kids being slowly killed by rape foetuses. We will see fundamentalist Christians celebrating all the while.
    1
  1335. Is Twitter really bad, or do people not know how to behave themselves on a public forum?
    1
  1336. The severity and transmissibility of the diseases are almost in the same part of the graph.
    1
  1337. So it wasn't a meteor, because reasons. Got it.
    1
  1338. And work on your groupings at 1000.
    1
  1339. Coof! 💨 🍜
    1
  1340. As a person who has been killed in real life I can say that seeing people being killed in video games is really traumatising. Ya.
    1
  1341. I shall obey. 😵
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  1342. The elderly are inherently more vulnerable to disease and many are already I'll with diseases such as heart disease, diabetes and hypertension. The effects of Covid 19 combine with their existing conditions, overwhelming their immune system.
    1
  1343. The correct verb to use for posting to truth social is 'excreet'.
    1
  1344. So content creators will be 'compensated' with a share of the NFT value of their videos while YouTube takes the ad revenue, is my guess
    1
  1345. Why didn't your mum call you first?
    1
  1346. That's pretty funny. The Bible will save you. Also, see your doctor.
    1
  1347. No, no, no, no, NO! I'm sorry, but there is a very good reason why humans have brains and this... whatever it is. That's not it.
    1
  1348. Take care with those emails from Myanmar, John, because if your email account becomes compromised, those contacts will be in serious danger.Since the Myanmar government now knows you are communicating with doctors inside the country, I imagine your communications will be a target, assuming they have the resources to commit to hacking you.
    1
  1349. Not my chat, it hasn't 😞
    1
  1350. Ahahahahaha! Good one. No, really. What did he actually say?
    1
  1351. Reading The Langoliers on a plane is tempting fate tho.
    1
  1352. What's the bet that there is a statistically significant increase in the number of children with the name Donald born to conservative families over the last 8 years.
    1
  1353. I don't know how common that saying is, but just yesterday I started playing Bioshock 2 and wooden nickels came up on an audio log.
    1
  1354. Ben: It's a cult but not the other c word Me: Cu- ? Ben: Conservative Me: Right! Yeah
    1
  1355. Who'd be an orc, eh?
    1
  1356. Only in your head.
    1
  1357. I was surprised to see a local computer store selling mid tier gaming systems with Intel Arc GPUs. They must have got gud.
    1
  1358. Wouldn't it be fascinating to do a meta analysis of the comments and subjects of discussion over the course of this outbreak. I wonder if you could apply epidemiological theory to model the spread of common themes. There's likely a PhD in it for anyone interested.
    1
  1359. At least they didn't do a rap
    1
  1360. So long as Biden finishes with "LoL no, jk."
    1
  1361. That graph looks like every crypto pump and dump ever, minus the dead cat.
    1
  1362. Yep, that bill certainly shows people what kind of party the Republicans are. The bald-faced hypocrisy is a feature now, I guess. Wow!
    1
  1363. Welp, that's it. I'm not breathing any more. 😣
    1
  1364. I was going to say that.
    1
  1365. No, the -1 is like 10^-1kt, or 0.1kt. 0 is 10^0kt or 1kt. I think... Could be wrong.
    1
  1366. You're right! This calls for immediate discussion!
    1
  1367. Way.
    1
  1368. Every year is the year of 'Is it the year of the Linux desktop?'
    1
  1369. Black Sambucas 4-6 times a day for at least 7 days, you're too drunk to notice.
    1
  1370. Specifically designed to resist the meth rot.
    1
  1371. Perhaps as many people die from flu as Covid 19, but we don't shut down the entire planet for the seasonal flu. We have shut down the planet for Covid 19 and we still have way in excess of 137000 deaths.
    1
  1372. No, it's not Mother Nature. It's not because 2020. And it sure as hell isn't because Jesus is coming back. It's because volcanoes are what you get, living on a tectonically active planet. Always has been.
    1
  1373. ScoMo heard that!
    1
  1374. With those rates, someone at the NWO is dreading his performance appraisal 😁
    1
  1375. Of course it is. Of course it is. More tea dear?
    1
  1376. Bing bong, bidong, Bing bong, widdly widdly, shhhhh.
    1
  1377. In 10 years time the sun will rise on a New York morning, revealing a battered cardboard box, surrounded by discarded hamberder wrappers in the corner of an alley behind Trump Tower. A head will appear from within, etched with deep lines of stress and humiliation, balding, filthy, yet retaining the suggestion of an orange hue. A pair of broken, milky eyes will gaze up at the building, long since renamed and a quavering voice will murmer "That was mine."
    1
  1378. Who do you think you are kiddin' Mr Putin?
    1
  1379. So edgy.
    1
  1380. One day I will have an SSD 😢.
    1
  1381. Habba should never have agreed to do a brain reveal.
    1
  1382. That kid singing is cracking me up 😂
    1
  1383. I remember when VPNs were meant for companies to integrate different parts of their network infrastructure over WAN.
    1
  1384. The moment I scrape together enough cash for a custom loop it's going on the mortgage.
    1
  1385. It's like that scene in Downfall when they throw a party as the Russians are just about to blow through Berlin.
    1
  1386. In between the ahs and ums, the reason for declaring the emergency is not to make people run about like squealing nellies, but to remove administrative barriers to actions the State might need to make in order to combat the disease. I can't say whether what happens next will be effective, but at least there won't be so much red tape in the way.
    1
  1387. People's Democratic Republic of America
    1
  1388. It's not that hard to get your own domain and host a PHPBB for the people you want to talk with.
    1
  1389. He's probably salty because it doesn't come with a pee bottle.
    1
  1390. Did the book include "Au Clair de la Lune"?
    1
  1391. Domestic supply of babies for adoption goes up.
    1
  1392. Jesus: Yeh alright maybe but not today, mmkay?
    1
  1393. I imagine he's busy scribbling on the pages with crayon.
    1
  1394. Oh it must be fun in your head.
    1
  1395. How could I not click the link? It was flashing at me with colours and all caps.
    1
  1396.  Autumn Targeted in NZ  Yeah, we get it. No need to stay.
    1
  1397. Actually I think it can. I seem to recall something about AI being implemented in toasters.
    1
  1398. Lulz democracy.
    1
  1399. A margin of error race. As Asterix might say, these Americans are crazy.
    1
  1400. What like 😢 ?
    1
  1401. I've been up since 07:00.
    1
  1402. (Koff!)
    1
  1403. Ew, imagine having his DNA on anything you own. There would not be enough bleach.
    1
  1404. The reason Tramp doesn't pay taxes is because none of the other millionaire assholes do either.
    1
  1405. I thought that was cyanobacteria.
    1
  1406. I can imagine John as a lecturer... This patient is alive ✔️ This patient is dead ✖️
    1
  1407. Any democracy that cannot deal with a serious health emergency without resorting to martial law is fundamentally compromised.
    1
  1408. NASA: We have run out of money. Now we have to send the PS1 version.
    1
  1409. It's Ender. He thinks it's a sim.
    1
  1410. His about page says nurse teacher, that is, teacher of nurses, not nurse who teaches.
    1
  1411. Come back Commodus. We need your stable genius.
    1
  1412. Astronauts: Wait, this was a *test*?
    1
  1413. Surely you meant to say "Prince of Persia on the Mac Color Classic"?
    1
  1414. At the very least, can he end up as Donald Tramp?
    1
  1415. Pfft! Rewriting the Twitter stack would be a doddle. Just start with main() and work from there.
    1
  1416. Sic semper tyrannis.
    1
  1417. Deepseek Louigi'd OpenAI.
    1
  1418. I bet the only reason Trump rolls down the windows of his SUV is to toss out the hamberder wrappers.
    1
  1419. No, that's just vampirism.
    1
  1420. I feel fine.
    1
  1421. That's why the option to resign is available.
    1
  1422. That's the same password I have on my luggage.
    1
  1423. Why does that lady have an inflatable pool toy for lips?
    1
  1424. In 100 years time will children sing nursery rhymes about this outbreak?
    1
  1425. Perhaps. But you can be right and still crazy.
    1
  1426. Yes but then you touch your arm and spread the virus to surfaces. Better to cough or sneeze into a tissue and dispose of it, then wash your hands.
    1
  1427. You mean did Trump's gutting of resources to the early warning systems, that significant numbers of Americans cheered for, degrade their ability to function?
    1
  1428. Together we can stop this.
    1
  1429. Welcome to Andale. (Keep out of the basement)
    1
  1430. JFC
    1
  1431. Bear Grylls doing it - fine. I can understand that. I can respect a man with that much determination to survive. Rando weirdo probably never more than 20 steps away from a tap or fridge. Dude. C'mon now...
    1
  1432.  @basengelblik5199  Conspiracy idiots like the OP are referred to as wearing tin foil hats because one conspiracy was about electromagnetic radiation. The 'solution' was to wear a hat made of tin foil on your head to stop the rays. Hence, tin-foil hat.
    1
  1433. That's not how you science.
    1
  1434. Preferably medical oxygen, the cylinder is black with a white band. You also need a regulator, oxygen tube and mask. Run it at 8 litres a minute, or 2-3 litres a minute if you are using nasal prongs. Plain black tanks are welding oxygen that is not intended for medical use and I haven't researched the risks of breathing non medical oxygen.
    1
  1435. Clive Cussler: write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!!
    1
  1436. Fairest justice system in the world. Highest incarnation rate in the world. Hmmm. 🤔
    1
  1437. Correct. It's not his fault. But the man, in his own literal words, is relying on a miracle to make the disease 'go away'.
    1
  1438. I was going to comment by saying Hahahaha, but this is just sad.
    1
  1439. Is everything about partisan politics? Cause I'm sure there are wide oceans not far from that yellow-stained paddling pool.
    1
  1440. No because stimulus money isn't drawn from existing cash in circulation. It's new money poofed into existence and directly contributes to devaluation of purchasing power. Tax breaks don't add to the dollar supply.
    1
  1441.  @joeanderson8839  I agree. It sucks that raising interest rates is the government's response to inflation caused by companies profiteering from war. If there was a windfall tax levied on oil companies, that might cool their greed, limit downstream price rises and fund social programs to offset the effects of this inflation pressure. Or maybe not. IDK, not an economist.
    1
  1442. Get it in writing and contact a lawyer. Your work health and safety legislation should mandate the responsibilities of employers have towards their employees and this may well include the provision of PPE.
    1
  1443. Before watching, I'm guessing it's a video card of any description.
    1
  1444. FFS.
    1
  1445. Obvious troll is obvious.
    1
  1446. What even does the "JD" stand for? Don't answer, IDC.
    1
  1447. And the power is generated by the steam engine in his YouTube test video.
    1
  1448. Also, you want to turn into an evil villain the man who has friends called "Mr Scissors" and "Stanley the Knife"? Brave.
    1
  1449. The secret service, in the service of the nation, needs to give the nod for a tragic and plausibly deniable something to happen.
    1
  1450. Sniper, no sniping.
    1
  1451. America failing at civil society again. 🙄
    1
  1452.  @irmgardbaumannbaumann6648  Ziiiiip!
    1
  1453. Quelle surprise!!
    1
  1454. 😂😂😂😂😂 I needed that! 😂😂😂😂😂
    1
  1455. I thought that was just capitalism at work.
    1
  1456. Someone post a copy of Sharknado to Mar a Lago.
    1
  1457. As it is written in the books of heaven... W even TF???
    1
  1458. I'm sorry. Donald who?
    1
  1459. I wanna hear the sheriff yell "And stay out, ya lousy bum!"
    1
  1460. What's the difference between a virus and a "virus"?
    1
  1461. Well, yes and no. But mostly yes.
    1
  1462. Trump: Or Vietnam, or something. IDK I had bone spurs.
    1
  1463. But...?? Damn!
    1
  1464. I'm not seeing how sharia law is going to help rebuild the country. The warlords have taken over again and this time there isn't even any VHS tape to dangle from the light poles. The principles of good governance are well understood by most nations of the world so it's not as if it's a great secret. If the Taliban can't swiftly establish competent civil government then... well. (shrug)
    1
  1465. Wait, a private eye that doesn't have Venetian blinds over his office windows? What sick parallel universe is this? Oh no, never mind, there are blinds after all.
    1
  1466. "Alexa, open the pod bay doors" "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
    1
  1467. Ok boomer.
    1
  1468. 👍
    1
  1469. Citation?
    1
  1470. Wait, how does the graphing software know where the lines should bifurcate? Does it match elements based on the derivative?
    1
  1471. Clever 😊
    1
  1472. Thunderf00t's bathroom scales - 5 million digits.
    1
  1473. Off to the Gulag!
    1
  1474. If they're tied up with 45's shenanigans at least they're not busy rolling back more civil rights.
    1
  1475. Easier to get the camera drone into a cabin with a balcony.
    1
  1476. What if you destroy the brain?
    1
  1477. Inevitably 😑
    1
  1478. I'm surprised at the level of vitriol and woke paranoia in the comments. I expected Aussies to be much more chill, but no. Doesn't seem to be the case. Reassessing...
    1
  1479. You have obviously never been inside a hospital.
    1
  1480. Hilarious that the Amazon drone can't manage stairs. Even the Daleks figured that out in the '80s.
    1
  1481. Wrong!!! I watch precisely the ideal quantity of porn.
    1
  1482. What do you do with all the SBCs you have collected over the years? Do they languish in a gloomy cupboard?
    1
  1483.  @EtzEchad  Do you mean all those countries that do not have Trump as their head of state?
    1
  1484. I'm not sure anyone actually trusts the numbers, but in the absence of any independent figures, what alternative is there to using them as a rough guide. Make some up? Not use any numbers? Go to China and have a bit of a poke around?
    1
  1485. What the judge really meant was, "Sure. Cross the line. I have a whole beach worth of sand."
    1
  1486. That's all very well, right up until the moment the bot marks the humans in red.
    1
  1487. ' Fake news' trips my 🐂💩 ometer.
    1
  1488. k.
    1
  1489. I like how the comments section for this post is literally just memes.
    1
  1490. Everything. You need to not get sick.
    1
  1491. So wrong but so true.
    1
  1492. This scam has the same energy as the flat earther who killed himself in a steam powered rocket.
    1
  1493. It will be in your documents or downloads folder on your device. You may need to use a file manager app to browse your device's file system.
    1
  1494. Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?
    1
  1495. What would?
    1
  1496. Well I guess lead poisoning is a quicker way to die than viral pneumonia.
    1
  1497. If you've paid attention to Dr Campbell's videos, you would be aware that his aim is to present evidence based information.
    1
  1498. Great! I'm off to weld some galvanized steel in poor ventilation, then.
    1
  1499. SMH
    1
  1500.  @saff.k  I was going to ask whether Canadians are really like that. Good for you ☺
    1
  1501. We could have done with a ThunderF00t in the lab yesterday when we were trying to do soil nutrient analyses and didn't really have a clue what we were doing. (picture of dog with chemistry set).
    1
  1502. Moisturise. Lanolin is good, I think.
    1
  1503. It would be insensitive of me to make any comment about what happens to the first nurse to stop applauding
    1
  1504. No. The real situation is we are facing a new disease which is rapidly spreading and we don't have all the answers yet. It's ok to not have all the answers. Uncertainty ≠ massive conspiracy.
    1
  1505. Bingely bingely beep!
    1
  1506. Was that comment about second amendment rights a suggestion that black folks need to arm themselves?
    1
  1507. Do you even simile?
    1
  1508. And corsair service slowly stealing your RAM.
    1
  1509. How difficult is it to write an app that scans a QR code and connects to a database. You could probably do it in Scratch, lol.
    1
  1510. 🍪 have a cookie.
    1
  1511.  @tathemo88  Which totally explains the outbreaks in areas not serviced by 5G. Oh wait...
    1
  1512. Not being able to get a screen for my screen is a missed opportunity.
    1
  1513. This could be bigger than BBBYQ.
    1
  1514. Jesse was a last minute EOFY baby. 🧸
    1
  1515. Leavitt = Mouth of Sauron.
    1
  1516. Define "too much control".
    1
  1517. The dead ones certainly won't.
    1
  1518. Real mature, Bradley.
    1
  1519. A miracle happened.
    1
  1520. Perhaps the foreign antibodies would be attacked by the recipient's immune system instead of being welcomed, idk the first thing about immunology.
    1
  1521. Avoiding vaccinations would certainly contribute to genocide. Removing 5G, not so.
    1
  1522. And the best,.
    1
  1523. The insides of that A500 look pretty flash. Definitely not one that's been left out in the barn. +1 on the battery warning. My A3000 suffered damage because of the battery and I'm not sure how good a job I did cleaning it up.
    1
  1524. You're posting on social media. You are already tracked. Use a phone? Yeah, tracked.
    1
  1525. And then they dispersed to a coffee shop to have a latte and a muffin. Probably.
    1
  1526. Why tho?
    1
  1527.  @shamteal8614  So, no reason except that 'defund the BBC' is something cool to copy others saying.
    1
  1528. Ice block in an esky.
    1
  1529. Yes.
    1
  1530. Ann Clayborne, sitting in the corner, smirking to herself.
    1
  1531. Why not use the radioactive carbon in Blast Radius board games?
    1
  1532. Bang some rusty nails into it.
    1
  1533. Da-da dum. Dum. Dum. Da-dadadum dum da-dum.
    1
  1534. I went to the dentist today. With all the mist and spray from the drill there is no way dentists are not going to be infected. Even if they wore complete containment ppe, the clinic would need sterilisation between patients. 😟
    1
  1535. Woolies basic muesli is $2.50 for 900g.
    1
  1536.  @shreyasdharashivkar8027  F
    1
  1537. If AI could reliably open the pod bay doors, I'd count that as a win.
    1
  1538. 'Hypothetical country' 🔥🔥🔥🔥
    1
  1539. You can't catch cigarette.
    1
  1540. 563 lives is not just a number.
    1
  1541. Well done America. Clap..........clap..........clap.
    1
  1542. How does TFG get his lips into such weird shapes?
    1
  1543. Yeah, no snack on snek. 😂
    1
  1544. If you need me, I'll be on the beach.
    1
  1545. Plus all that secret service security, anyone would think the office of Prime Minister was important or something. Oh wait...
    1
  1546. (Stage sotto voce) No one mention glyphosate, okay?
    1
  1547. I saw the promo video ad. I thought it was for a video game.
    1
  1548. So, with regard to transparency about case numbers, someone remind me, what is the difference between the CCP and freedom loving Western authorities?
    1
  1549. Maybe cruise ship passengers should be required to have a norovirus immunisation certificate as well 😁
    1
  1550. President Musk is definitely one of the gamers of all time.
    1
  1551. Will it tun out to be as elusive as the ball bearing bird, or even the Raspberry Pi 4? Oh what am I saying? Of course it will.
    1
  1552. Impossible!
    1
  1553. Quel surprise!
    1
  1554. Lima Oscar Lima.
    1
  1555. The Senate: Allow me to introduce myself.
    1
  1556. Luckily it was super lethal, so it burned itself out before spreading.
    1
  1557. Strip it down and apply 1 x can of spray paint. That can be surprisingly effective.
    1
  1558.  @TheFinalRevelation2  Yeah plastic is kinda garbage to paint. I painted a DVD player front panel and it turned out OK but not spectacular.
    1
  1559. The principle of quarantine still applies whether the CFR is 0.1% or >50%. The cases are comparable because the goal of preventing wider spread of disease is the same.
    1
  1560. Pas
    1
  1561. Lemme stop you right there. Patient zero is reported to live 4 or 5 buses away from the market. But isn't the bio lab close to the market? So if patient zero had no contact with the market, it would be just as difficult for him to have had any contact with the bio lab.
    1
  1562. @Pedro Abreu Or say anything about BRAINS!!!
    1
  1563. I worry about you sometimes, Candace.
    1
  1564. But does he Brazilian? I'll leave you with that mental image.
    1
  1565. A skibidi ten year old with advanced brain rot pretending to be able to mog all the Ohio betas.
    1
  1566. Tell them Biden plans to ban them from moving to Russia.
    1
  1567. 😮
    1
  1568. Because news cycle. Come on, you know how this works.
    1
  1569. IKR? ' I didn't think much of it because we are the USA' ...what??
    1
  1570. And watch out for men who say they never hit women.
    1
  1571. ​ @louisecrans5133 Apparently his lawyers are coming up to him with tears in their eyes and saying "Sir, I can't breathe!"
    1
  1572. John, there is no moral failure in drinking alcohol. No need to be apologetic. Of course my Nanna would think differently, she took the pledge.
    1
  1573. Challenge accepted.
    1
  1574. Herd immunity.
    1
  1575. Cool story bro! 👍
    1
  1576. What is this "registering your drive" that you speak of?
    1
  1577.  @ExplainingComputers  Oh Chris! That's the joke. ☺
    1
  1578. Oh definitely the testing. Mwahahaha!!!
    1
  1579. Apology accepted.
    1
  1580. MAGAts when they read the letter: See, I told you it was ANTIFA.
    1
  1581. Consumers: Prices are too high, I can't buy anything. Central Banks: Hey let's increase rates so people don't have any money. Consumers:... Banks and corporations: (troll face)
    1
  1582. Batman started all this.
    1
  1583. Jail is the second best place for him.
    1
  1584. Your reality.
    1
  1585.  @mileshamblen9982  r/woosh
    1
  1586. Insurance jobbie.
    1
  1587. It's one thing for Trump to want to clear the park of peacefully assembled American citizens by force of arms. It's quite another for those orders to be dutifully carried out by law enforcement officers who knew their actions aided and abetted the violation of the Constitution, when police criminality was the reason for the protest in the first place. Shame, America! Shame on you.
    1
  1588. Trump still breathing is an unconscionable waste of a perfectly good gravel pit.
    1
  1589. My guess, and it's just a guess, is that every criminal defendant is required to attend jury selection because it's part of the trial process. Ideally the defendant would pay attention to the process to be satisfied with the jurors being selected.
    1
  1590. She'll be like "Oooh, Daddy. I dropped my widdle pencil on the floor. Let me bend over and 💋pick it up 😏"
    1
  1591. Pretty much, yeah.
    1
  1592. Question is, what are you going to do to heal your democracy. Because although you kicked Trump out, he's leaving corruption and disease in his wake. And the next Trump will not be so incompetent.
    1
  1593. The point he was making is that novel diseases have more significant effects on account of our immune system's unfamiliarity with the pathogen. Not that NCoV will kill millions, but that it will likely do better during its first encounter with the human immune system than in subsequent episodes.
    1
  1594. Mitch: "What's a tortoise?" Interviewer: "You know what a turtle is?" Mitch: "Of course I do. He's me."
    1
  1595. Mild lethality and asymptomatic transmission with R0 > 2.
    1
  1596.  @Blacksheeps4929  Zombie ship 😵
    1
  1597. Well, my GPU ram is maxed out as it is, so if AI could figure out how to huddle together I'd appreciate that.
    1
  1598. You can do that with waifu but idk if you'll have to compile from source.
    1
  1599. Well, we're here, that's a pretty good proof of concept that life could be elsewhere in the universe. The anthropic principle aside, it seems strange that we would be the only example of life in a universe of billions of galaxies.
    1
  1600. Given the inescapable pressure point of climate change, are corporate interests better served by strong democracies or "strong leaders"?
    1
  1601. How so? Comorbidity just means something the patient is sick with at the same time. It does not imply that the comorbidity is caused by SARS CoV 2.
    1
  1602. I used to think CNN was garbage, but it turns out CNN actually IS garbage.
    1
  1603.  @CelticSaint  'I feel happy!!!'
    1
  1604. Artesian's CEO gives off strong cryptobro vibes.
    1
  1605. One of the studies John looked at did not suggest asthma was a risk factor. Diabetes, heart disease, hypertension, these were significant risks. I'm not an expert, but I would expect that asthma would be manageable separately from the effects of Covid 19.
    1
  1606. SMH.
    1
  1607. The last thing Cassini said: Allons-y!!!
    1
  1608.  @briandaniels8880  They must have reason to believe there's a credible risk, then. Worrying. 😓
    1
  1609. You can always grab a coffee at home, but when you go out for coffee, you Go Out for Coffee because if it's worth drinking, it's worth taking time for.
    1
  1610. Is that what happened in 1918, because I find it difficult to imagine that those who had just made it through the Great War would have been complacent about a lethal pandemic.
    1
  1611. Dog's word is woof.
    1
  1612. Oh no! Please don't force me to eat delicious bacon. Whatever shall I do?
    1
  1613. Correlation is not causation. How can you be certain that the number of fatalities made people want to deploy 5G in those areas?
    1
  1614. Maybe power companies could sell GPUs on a plan.
    1
  1615. Lol, they've just about run out of greek letters already. Maybe they should have used kanji.
    1
  1616.  @charliefoxtrot5001  And I see you're the sort of person who has to refactor his code because he used an int8 instead of an int32.
    1
  1617. 🐂💩
    1
  1618. You forgot to mention that the pasta shelves are empty!
    1
  1619. Maybe but not necessarily. Accounting for uncertainty is all part of the data collection process and it's routine to qualify a given measure with a degree of confidence. So while the headline numbers may be merely indicative, a more detailed analysis would make estimates of the number of unreported cases. Once the antibody test is available a more leisurely sample of exposure rates can be conducted.
    1
  1620.  @calebwhitehead8159  you know this how, exactly? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.
    1
  1621. So, life on Earth, then.
    1
  1622. cough*ebola*cough
    1
  1623. He has a website with contact details, I think.
    1
  1624. I hear banjos.
    1
  1625. You see, this is why we invented nuance.
    1
  1626. No. You can be infected with as many viruses as you like.
    1
  1627. Twatter isn't a town square. It's the eternally dark, wet alley out the back of the pub where the garbage is piled high and the rats feed on rotting food scraps amongst the vomit and discarded needles
    1
  1628. "Yeah, that's acid" (Hand continues to be eaten away)
    1
  1629. Give me a Highwayman any day.
    1
  1630. (Suspicious eyes) How cheap, exactly?
    1
  1631. I'm not convinced that Marie Antoinette's comment was callous. I suspect her suggestion may have been well meant, but that she was unaware that cake required similar (unavailable) ingredients to bread.
    1
  1632. lol
    1
  1633. I wouldn't wish death on anyone, but for anti vaxers, it's their own choice, so I can indulge myself and not feel guilty.
    1
  1634. Mate, ease up on the bath salts.
    1
  1635. I imagined the government would have funded the testing but the language suggests that the insurance companies plan to cover the costs, with an increase in premiums to compensate, no doubt.
    1
  1636. Internet Rule #1: You don't use the word 'truth' in your account name unless you're selling lies.
    1
  1637. Christchens gonna cristch.
    1
  1638. Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.
    1
  1639. ​ @dcone54321  Allegheny Asylum. He'll fit right in.
    1
  1640. They are already primed for dictatorship through their belief in the supremacy of a supernatural power, against which the structures of democracy are apostate worldliness.
    1
  1641. Please let their AI be called Mark, to remind anyone using it that that's what they are.
    1
  1642. These comments are so spammed.
    1
  1643. That will stop tornadoes, will it?
    1
  1644. You Shall Have No Other Gods Before Me!
    1
  1645. Yet strangely you don't need army trucks to take away the piles of corpses.
    1
  1646. Tesla's making cars like China's building apartment blocks.
    1
  1647. American healthcare workers: Are we a joke to you?
    1
  1648. What kind of tool would he be? A spanner, maybe. A blower vac.
    1
  1649. It so is.
    1
  1650. Maybe they'll be able to grow themselves some decent crops with that fertiliser. Good enough reason to cheer, unless it's destined for use as explosives.
    1
  1651. Nope. Otherwise contact tracing wouldn't work and no one would recover and medical staff wouldn't be so overrepresented and do they even have 5G on the Theodore Roosevelt?
    1
  1652. Do you think that will work out, in the end?
    1
  1653. That thumbnail is what derp looks like.
    1
  1654. That's easy. You, uh.... Hmm. Oh! You...no wait. Er.
    1
  1655. One day, long after the apocalypse, a Boston Dynamics robot will kill the last human in existence and follow it up with a witty one liner that the Tesla bot won't understand.
    1
  1656. He has and yes it is.
    1
  1657. #6 Be FOSS
    1
  1658. If companies were prevented from censoring posts, offensive or dangerous content could be identified in the usual way and published in rot 13, base64 or yEnc. It'd still be available, technically.
    1
  1659. How is that a thing? You're a nurse, so you should have all the details of systemwide emergency management plans and procedures. Your hospital should be running simexes and training sessions on infectious patient handling. You should be well aware of the contingency plans in place, as well as the current incidence of the disease. Get onto your line manager.
    1
  1660. There may be wisdom to your words.
    1
  1661. Those things have been going on since before recorded history. Ofc there will be earthquakes on a planet that is tectonically active. Ofc meteoroids will burn up on entry, releasing light.
    1
  1662. Why is this a problem?
    1
  1663. Open motorcade. I did NOT say that!!!
    1
  1664. My caffeine tablets come in big gold packs with Lavazza written on them ☺
    1
  1665. Does AMD have a GPU compute solution to compete with CUDA?
    1
  1666. In the animated series, Trump has to be a glistening orange toad.
    1
  1667. Flu isn't a corona virus.
    1
  1668. 20/1/2021 Agenda 21 Confirmed 😉
    1
  1669. There were empty shelves in the supermarket yesterday. I looked to see what had been there. Dettol.
    1
  1670. Chud Jones.
    1
  1671. Yeah but OTOH it's RT, so kinda expected, lol.
    1
  1672. It's "I WANT TO SHOW Y'ALL"
    1
  1673. I'm imagining a fuming magat watching this and nodding sagely at the end, going "Well, that certainly explains a few things I hadn't considered. We'll have to wait and see what transpires then, won't we?"
    1
  1674. I would see my doctor if I grew a scrotum under my chin.
    1
  1675. How many kitten sneezes worth of energy was released?
    1
  1676. Or maybe use phylogenetic terms such as clade and tribe, then the response to the disease of groups of people can be matched against established genetic lineage.
    1
  1677. Pfft! Rad-x + Radaway and you're good to go.
    1
  1678. Early onset? Did this incident happen 40 years ago?
    1
  1679. Elbow bump!
    1
  1680. Or else it isn't.
    1
  1681. I understand that the idea of someone, anyone being in control of this pandemic, even if they have the worst of intentions, is comforting, the fact is there is no such agency.
    1
  1682. I just love how they are tearing down the concrete wall Trump installed round the White house.
    1
  1683. You can probably get a perfectly serviceable pitchfork for ca $20.00. Don't make excuses.
    1
  1684. Hello John.
    1
  1685. A person who gains an m.d or PhD is entitled to use the honorific Doctor, whether they are employed as a doctor or not. Likewise, it is possible to retire and retain one's medical registration, qualifying someone to return to work.
    1
  1686. I was thinking that I'd give him a penny just to show my contempt, but then I thought, no those are my pennies and I like them
    1
  1687. Unboxing vid, check. Hot tub stream when?
    1
  1688. I guess that means when you get a dry cough and fever you'll keep working and end up infecting your colleagues. Nice work.
    1
  1689. What? You can't trust him because he wasn't inclusive enough and forgot to say 'except those who live in semi detached bungalows'? Whatevs.
    1
  1690. No wuckers, she'll be right!
    1
  1691. Won't somebody think of the bus drivers?
    1
  1692. RGB Fusion. 54MB program to switch a LED.
    1
  1693. Tap tap.
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  1694. Task failed successfully.
    1
  1695. I agree with your sentiments. Reading through the comments you might imagine this was an antivax channel. I'm not sure whether moderation would lead to anything except more posts along the lines of "Stop censoring my comments! Unsub!!!"
    1
  1696. Veronica: Mentions Windows. Windows: Immediate BSOD.
    1
  1697. Non sequitur.
    1
  1698. Someone please add the accordion track back in.
    1
  1699. Derryn Hinch promulgating BS? (Shocked Pikachu face)
    1
  1700. A billion dollars spent on the vaccine. Ok. How many trillions were projectile vomited into the stock market?
    1
  1701. They may say that, doesn't mean they are correct.
    1
  1702. def scam(): scam() scam()
    1
  1703. Meh!
    1
  1704. Peak enshitification.
    1
  1705. Cool story bro.
    1
  1706. The great thing about language is that information can be shared between people without everyone having to be an expert on literally everything.
    1
  1707. Bah! Humbug, everyone.
    1
  1708. Not a lot of fight left in her, to my mind. Looks like she's been binge watching Downfall and is hoping to avoid having to crack open that cyanide capsule.
    1
  1709. Because they don't.
    1
  1710. Oh no! ... Anyway...
    1
  1711. We can be thankful for small mercies.
    1
  1712. Reading accuracy depends on the quality and calibration of the sensor. With the right sensor I see no reason why you couldn't get a good SpO2 reading.
    1
  1713. Oh, I thought you said Australia, and I was about to say 'about time too!'
    1
  1714. Or biology.
    1
  1715. Doom porn for the woke ones.
    1
  1716. Not really. You want to be able to target a weapon, not take out the entire planet. You don't want a weapon that kills your own army.
    1
  1717. But if you touch your face with those gloves = bad.
    1
  1718. Couldn't be Antifa. Body count was way too low.
    1
  1719. Our survey says... Buh-bowr!
    1
  1720. Me: I like those odds.
    1
  1721. On You Tube.
    1
  1722. Covfefe virus.
    1
  1723. Yeah, and that darling tale about Noah and his tub.
    1
  1724. What does that have to do with a meteorological phenomenon?
    1
  1725. Microsoft: I heard that!
    1
  1726. You're using a green screen? I feel so lied to.
    1
  1727. What?
    1
  1728.  @stevenmintz1  Yeah, still don't know what this has to do with Covid.
    1
  1729. That's Winston, a reference to Winston Churchill's black dog of depression. He's fundraiser merch for mental health in the UK, not sure which agency though, maybe Beyond Blue or something like that.
    1
  1730. Oh,no. The original Will Smith eating spaghetti video cannot be improved upon.
    1
  1731. LOL, whut?
    1
  1732. He supports their right to protest. He did not say they weren't dumbasses for exercising that right.
    1
  1733. Meanwhile, Mrs Boeing Engineer finds an odd metal something rattling around in the drier.
    1
  1734. Should have bought shares.
    1
  1735. Yes.
    1
  1736. Pray you're one of the lucky ones that get deported on day one.
    1
  1737. Today is a day.
    1
  1738. Null pointers! Very sloppy, Möbius.
    1
  1739. Also: Wearing poly cotton fabric is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.
    1
  1740. You buy one and when the case won't close, you'll know it's too tall.
    1
  1741. ......or not.
    1
  1742. HeltH
    1
  1743. Just rewrote the codebase 10 gosub 30 20 end 30 goto space 40 return
    1
  1744. @daarom3472  Hey, I respect what you've done with the place.
    1
  1745. She wouldn't reflect in a mirror.
    1
  1746. They haven't even invaded Anchorage Alaska yet.
    1
  1747. You don't catch heart disease from a cough, it takes many years of dedicated work.
    1
  1748. Wouldn't it be wonderful if there were some way to conduct a search on the internet to find an answer to that question?
    1
  1749. Wasn't the whole crypto thing predicated on the principle of zero trust? I might have paid attention to crypto a lot earlier but Mt Gox happened and that kinda turned me off.
    1
  1750. Penisn't
    1
  1751.  @ziontrumpet3343  Not everything is controlled by 'Them' - oh wait, what am I saying, of course everything is controlled by 'Them'.
    1
  1752. Isn't there plague in Madagascar?
    1
  1753. And don't forget, Stonehenge is where the Pandorica was. Fact.
    1
  1754. Isn't that a bit like saying I wonder who owns the majority of hospitals. Not doctors. Wealthy landowners have always owned the farms, while the real work was done by serfs, slaves, tenants, contractors. Sure there are a lot of family owned farms, but farming is just as much about lots of capital as it is about checked shirts and straw hats.
    1
  1755. You can tell how worked up Musta is by the ratio of iris to sclera.
    1
  1756. Best place for them.
    1
  1757. Craig Kelly has entered the chat.
    1
  1758. No but gutting regulations might allow Musk to get his company immunity from prosecution when his FSD kills people.
    1
  1759. You forgot to say how many komrade technicians ended up in the Gulag as a result. 🚀🔥☃
    1
  1760. Yep.
    1
  1761. In 10 years' time a janitor will discover a PC in a remote corner of the back rooms and it will blue screen as soon as he turns it on.
    1
  1762.  McDonalds Farmer  Mine might be a slightly different model, as I've had it for > 30 years, but I have not had any leaking problems.
    1
  1763. It's called 'Fat Earth Theory' because flerfs keep taking all the L's.
    1
  1764. Go get that sack of guts! 👍👍👍
    1
  1765. Because they are itching to say the exact opposite.
    1
  1766. Is that good against corona Virus?
    1
  1767.  @kalenal1841  That's an Aesop's fable for the 21st century 😊
    1
  1768. Yes if the military is being used against citizens, that's bad. If military personnel are being deployed to assist with the delivery of medical services, then good.
    1
  1769.  @DirtIsFree  Hmm. Well it seems we have different experiences with the military. Peacetime deployments of armed services personnel for the provision of medical services, engineering, emergency transport of civilians, humanitarian aid supply, logistics support and search and rescue are all roles the armed forces can be expected to provide during a time of disruption. If it comes to having armed soldiers on the streets, well, things would be very bad indeed.
    1
  1770. Correction. I have 3 computers with a DVD drive. No discs tho.
    1
  1771. Trump: Hahahahaha! That's because I'm playing tiddlywinks!
    1
  1772. How come they don't have a kettle in their room? Is that what cruise ships are like? Not very luxurious IMO.
    1
  1773. Oh no... room temperature superconductivity is 20 years away, you say? Well, kiss that dream goodbye 😢 (😂)
    1
  1774. How many corpses would you wait for? 2? 4? 8? 16? 32? 64? 128? 256? 512? 1024? 2048? 4096? 8192? 16384? 32768? 65536?
    1
  1775. The soldier doing the pat down: I see you have sunflower seeds in your pocket. You came well prepared.
    1
  1776. @kyle barnard Make a video showing us how it's done.
    1
  1777. Remember, if you are planning to organise to participate in entirely benign forms of protest, like holding a sign that says "I'm a little bit annoyed", assume you are being watched. Take appropriate actions
    1
  1778. Bet the libs feel owned now, for sure.
    1
  1779. I'd say that woman would need to take a long shower after all that bald faced deceit, but she probably loves the soiled feeling.
    1
  1780. Ah. Well. Yes 😑
    1
  1781. Good.
    1
  1782. Half a billion dollars is easy. Just think of 500 homeless shelters receiving a million dollars each.
    1
  1783. Haha! She so screwed her career right there. What a doofus. What a clown.
    1
  1784. I'm guessing you're concerned about hand to face contamination. Maybe ease off the washing a little. Assess your risk factors, take care of environmental sources of infection. Perhaps you could try wearing nitrile gloves to remind yourself, though they do get sweaty. Maybe wear a mask if possible, like the doctor says, to keep your hands off your face. Don't panic.
    1
  1785. Is it too late to get in for the pump?
    1
  1786. Have you ever watched The War Game?
    1
  1787. I never believed there would actually be mass arrests, but here we are. Alex Jones was right, sort of 😁
    1
  1788. Here in Australia it's not sunny at the moment. What a funny old world.
    1
  1789. Coffin dancers will need to brush up on their synchronised forklift dancing.
    1
  1790. All the cops: Whoa! We better not arrest this person. He could have a gun. You're free to go sir.
    1
  1791. You are actually, unironically, having this discussion? Wow!
    1
  1792. Some people say you can do too much cocaine. Trump: pffffffft! LOL!
    1
  1793. 'A leading university'. Gee thanks for being so concise, that really helps. Can't be too many 'leading universities' on the whole frikking planet.
    1
  1794. I can see vaccines being retired in favour of MAB therapy. We could keep a stock of donor specimens in a secure facility, deliberately infected with diseases, from whom we extract the antibodies for cloning, then distribute the treatment to the beautiful people, who are better off without robust immune systems anyway. What could possibly go wrong?
    1
  1795. Brave Heart!
    1
  1796. The Last days are last in the same way that Middle Earth was in the middle.
    1
  1797. Why the hate for porn and sex workers? It's unfortunate that they have to use shady financial service providers, but that's the fault of banks and credit companies.
    1
  1798. Take it up to the Mitchell Plateau and you'll be coming home in a Toyota.
    1
  1799. They said infection, not death. By now it should be common knowledge that the elderly with comorbidities are disproportionately affected by the disease. Children should by and large remain only mildly affected.
    1
  1800. Alright. Subscribed for the Workbench 1.3. You win.
    1
  1801. Well thank gawd there's an up side.
    1
  1802. Look up the meaning of the word 'philanthropy'.
    1
  1803. Game execs: welp, better use AI.
    1
  1804. Starliner CBBE mods on the Nexus.
    1
  1805. Very clever how they got every country in the whole damn world to sing from the same sheet, that's a real pro gamer move right there.
    1
  1806. Hmm. Release the virus in some out of the way nursing home or the Superbowl? Nursing home or Superbowl? Decisions, decisions.
    1
  1807. Sars-CoV-2 doesn't give 💩 for your rights.
    1
  1808. Anime heroes would save us, with lots of swooshing light explosions in the sky and bad english dubbing.
    1
  1809. If you can't breathe, dial the emergency number. IDK, 000, 999, 112, 911, whatever it is.
    1
  1810. And that's why surgeons never ever wear masks while operating. No, wait. The other one.
    1
  1811. Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
    1
  1812. If only people understood Metaverse and how revolutionary it truly is, humanity could finally enter a new golden age.
    1
  1813. Can we all pitch in and build him a Fuhrerbunker, then tell him the FBI is only 2 streets away?
    1
  1814. Fine, then. Just post the objectionable content after translation into ancient Sumerian cuneiform. No law says it has to be in English and the right to freeze peach does not carry with it the guarantee that you will be understood.
    1
  1815. How depressed would you be to wake up each morning knowing that you're Kayleigh McEnema and your job is to lie to people during a pandemic?
    1
  1816. JD Vance has one more wife than Nick Fuentes will ever has. What will Nicky do when P25 bans gay porn?
    1
  1817. And stop kissing the Blarney Stone.
    1
  1818. John in this video: This is bad because ideally we would like it to be good.
    1
  1819. Oh those wascally Zionist scallywags.
    1
  1820. The safety study would not be fake, merely inadequate in scope. Aside from that, I am unaware of how a vaccine would cause delayed effects. It is more likely that any effects, beneficial or adverse, would be observed shortly after inoculation
    1
  1821. No I don't think it was. Breeding generations who are incapable of tempering the expression of their rights and freedoms with a recognition of their responsibilities as citizens, that's the mistake.
    1
  1822. Oh no! Anyway...
    1
  1823. My gran had one of these.
    1
  1824. TTY shill.
    1
  1825. Is Texas blue? Well you live and learn!
    1
  1826. Nope. Not even close. SARS-COV-2 isn't even in the same phylum as influenza. There's no need to be so obtuse, except by choice.
    1
  1827. ​ @nanonymous9139 Is it really? I feel so proud of the little guy.
    1
  1828. Vaccine candidates are only now entering human trials, but vaccines are preventative rather than curative. The only cure available is recovery after infection.
    1
  1829. And how have illegitimate claimants been dealt with in the past? Why, extirpation, of course.
    1
  1830. So true.
    1
  1831. Hot take: the stock cooler on the i5-11500 is still garbage. My PC turned into a wind tunnel after 5 seconds @ 100% CPU load with temps around 80-90C. Switched to an AIO ASAP and now it only revs up on a warm day.
    1
  1832. Easy. Use a relativistic kill missile, convert the sun into a stellaser and blast it to pieces or pilot a black hole through the solar system. Not that hard for a Kardashev 3 civilisation.
    1
  1833. Of what worth is a pledge of allegiance that only lasts a day before having to be taken again?
    1
  1834.  @smallquest9636  Comes with numerous bugfixes. (Supplementary joke about GitHub)
    1
  1835. The least unexpected video on YouTube.
    1
  1836. Yes but they test for the viral RNA, not the antibodies.
    1
  1837. Lol @ 'object permanence' 😁
    1
  1838. He wouldn't know how to spell WASD.
    1
  1839. Play to win games sound like the perfect opportunity to employ a game-playing AI farm, except that would just waste even more MWh.
    1
  1840. Wait, DVD Decrypter is illegal? Well golly, if I had that installed on my computer, I would be so disappointed in myself right now.
    1
  1841. Muta: Waiting 6 years is an okay time frame. Me: (cries in TES VI)
    1
  1842. If he had half a brain he'd be relaxing on a tropical beach drinking pina coladas but I guess that ship has long sailed .
    1
  1843. Sussberg is sus.
    1
  1844. Well you learn with your brain something new every single 24 hour day. I never knew what a pleonasm was, being unfamiliar with the term until I looked it up in my dictionary of word meanings.
    1
  1845. Loathsome Hitler Pig, His snout in the filthy trough, Trampling scattered pearls.
    1
  1846. TSLA is the next BBBYQ
    1
  1847. I have my fans on the inside of the top of my case and the radiator sitting on the outside, because of space constraints. I printed some grilles to protect the radiator fins
    1
  1848. Nope. Copilot just appeared on my computer this week. (W10)
    1
  1849. He coughed in the middle of my answaaaaaa!
    1
  1850. Must be really easy coding those "do not track" functions. Just set up the radio button in the UI and you're done.
    1
  1851. You can't catch fentanyl from a cough.
    1
  1852. ​ @nataschavisser573 I reckon it'd be pretty simple to train an AI to recognise politicians from an image and then query a database.
    1
  1853. Just so long as I don't have to eat the cockroach bars.
    1
  1854. Ooo! Mysterious!
    1
  1855. Because of course they would. 😂 O America! How far ye have fallen.
    1
  1856. Spirit Science: Finally, a worthy opponent!
    1
  1857. The morgue, where else?
    1
  1858. I'd like to see what a head to head of two instances of the AI trained on the same dataset would look like. More interesting, a head to head with a Capitalist AI and a Communist AI.
    1
  1859. Thank you Jay, yes. Aluminium.
    1
  1860.  @redinstrumental7535  Antibiotics are effective against bacterial infections, not viral infections. Same for silver.
    1
  1861. I have not heard about the parasites that cause diabetes, heart disease, cancer, asthma, hypertension, renal failure, stroke, COPD, arthritis, dementia, macular degeneration, sickle cell anaemia, DVT, muscular dystrophy, multiple sclerosis and the like.
    1
  1862. Guess we'll have to switch to spray seed.
    1
  1863. I think a lot of grandmas are going to be pissed. Glad I don't work in aged care.
    1
  1864. Tramp's supporters would vote for him if he was sitting drooling in the corner of the asylum playing patty cake in his own diarrhoea.
    1
  1865.  @stilllearning6958  Hmm 🤔🙁
    1
  1866. And THAT'S why people are dying in South Korea. Got it, thanks.
    1
  1867. Fair enough.
    1
  1868. You mispronounced fursona.
    1
  1869. You'll be fine. ☺ The illness by far affects the elderly and those with other conditions. You're in a very low risk category.
    1
  1870. Stay up late? Oh yeah. I forgot you guys are like 5.25 hours ahead of real time.
    1
  1871. The Higgs field condensate: Another reason to always know where your towel is.
    1
  1872. Time traveling bartender.
    1
  1873. "Apply new security bugs NOW!"
    1
  1874. Peri = near Natal = birth
    1
  1875. Wash Your Hands >>>>>>
    1
  1876. Republicans: Defund the CIA!!
    1
  1877. That blows.
    1
  1878. They should take down all the signs that say "Maternity Ward" and replace them with ones that say "Baby Harvesting".
    1
  1879. They may be exposed to it again certainly, but their immune system would be primed to fight the infection. Assuming they are otherwise in good health the disease should not gain a foothold. Don't take my word.
    1
  1880. Oh there is sure to be some jaded veteran who's done hundreds of assessments who'll spend the entire interview looking over the top of her glasses at him and taking occasional sips of coffee from her Union Strong mug.
    1
  1881. That's the point. There was no limit. That came later when demand outstripped supply. The customer was free to squander his money as he chose and the store was well within its rights to shift as much stock as possible.
    1
  1882. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I am running on an iGPU.
    1
  1883. Could have been worse. They could still be here.
    1
  1884. Mmhmm. K lol.
    1
  1885. '2GB GT1030'. Ouch. Surely you have more CUDA cores than that lying about.
    1
  1886. ​ @homespuncovers89 or "I'm going to count to 3. 1...2...2 and a half...2 and three quarters...2 and four fifths..."
    1
  1887. CuckCoin to da mooooon!! 🚀
    1
  1888. Should have sued for 2.5 Graham's numbers, if they really felt aggrieved.
    1
  1889. Let's heat up the Arctic even faster! Yay for us!
    1
  1890. Boo! It's not an onion site.
    1
  1891. I'm guessing the bunker won't be much use now.
    1
  1892. Hey, it's the cute little dead girl!
    1
  1893. Q: What lies on the floor foaming at the mouth? A: Trump suffering a seizure... of all his assets.
    1
  1894. Muta: I run Arch Me: I use Mint... BTW
    1
  1895. Someone should just make up a name and ask Trump "What is your response to the terrible (made up name) situation, what do you say to the innocent victims?"
    1
  1896. So, not stonks, then.
    1
  1897. Well, yes you can go out and get your own oxygen. All you need is the right regulator, a flow meter and the tubing and mask. Add in the oxygen from your gas supplier and you're good to go. I'm not saying it will be cheap, but definitely doable if you really want to.
    1
  1898. Trump: hold my coke.
    1
  1899. Blue Peter for mad scientists ⚛
    1
  1900. Far out man! Groovy!
    1
  1901. Someone forgot a closing parenthesis.
    1
  1902. You're doing the right thing.
    1
  1903. Oh but that's the American government. That's different.
    1
  1904. So go find yourself an alternative source of information instead of shitting in the breakfast cereal.
    1
  1905. Democrats are far enough to the right that you don't really need the Republican party anyway.
    1
  1906. I will believe it when it happens.
    1
  1907. Rule 303.
    1
  1908. Oh that's lucky, for a moment there I thought it was the NWO Zionist Illuminati lizard people.
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  1909. So essentially the entire war of independence was futility, and the constitution is valueless. Thanks for the help with the axis, America. It was nice to know you. Godspeed and goodbye.
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  1910. Define 'they'
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  1911.  @cyllyrabbit  NIFB's gonna be like 'Oh HELL no!'
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  1912. It's been a bit sluggish lately. Traffic has likely spiked.
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  1913. Can't wait for the mods on the site that dare not say its name.
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  1914. [ EVERYONE LIKED THAT ]
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  1915. Be a shame if he turned to drink.
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  1916. This! This is the good news I was waiting for.
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  1917. IKR? One little squirty bottle and a rag they probably got from under the sink in the lunch room.
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  1918. Comment section is uckfayed upyay. Don't people got nothing nice to say? Like this: 'Fascinating. I've never seen a cat like that. Thanks for sharing.'
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  1919. I was expecting you to capture and analyse the network traffic being sent from your phone while the app was installed.
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  1920. I feel sad for Artemis now.
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  1921. What, don't you got a strong democracy? I thought that was the whole point of America.
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  1922. This too may one day be memorialised in myth. I'd like to hear the retelling in 500 years time.
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  1923. Read Gibbon's Decline and Fall. This is where America is. Ave, Caesar!
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  1924. No one's going to name a cruise ship 'Princess' anything after this.
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  1925. Liberty or death is a dichotomy that is inadequately suited to responding to a pandemic. The formula breaks down when the act of expressing your liberty leads directly to an increase in death. What they should write on their placards is 'Give me death or give me death'.
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  1926. I am yet to be convinced that there is any intent in natural systems.
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  1927.  @br9809  ☺
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  1928. Time to build an ark.
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  1929. Yep. The only path forward for nuclear tech in Australia is bipartisan and not up against a deadline. This is just a branding exercise.
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  1930. Yes, there's a formula for determining patient priority.
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  1931. IKR?
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  1932.  @cserd8734  I know, right?
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  1933. I think we can all agree that Josh Hawley is a jagoff all trades.
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  1934. As soon as I saw this video I always knew you were going to post that comment.
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  1935. Wait. They eat cockroach protein bars in Texas? Eww!
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  1936. The devil is heating his poking irons.
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  1937. John was speaking facetiously. The complicated terminology is necessary for precision and disambiguation.
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  1938. Spawn camping just redeemed itself.
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  1939. Yeah, thanks for that, I guess.
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  1940. Everything you wrote was... actually quite reasonable. I'd question your first statement about the government though. In any case, there's plenty of information indicating the airborne spread of the disease, so it's hardly a secret.
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  1941. Why do people keep misgendering Lindsey Graham? Seems a bit of a dick move.
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  1942. In order for that to happen there would need to be a seismic shift in people's desire for cheap, unnecessary belongings. I'll admit to having thousands of dollars worth of discretionary purchases, much of which comes from China.
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  1943. 200000 pages is 80 boxes of 5 reams of paper. Did the FBI take that much out of Trump's dump?
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  1944. Asia's dads: Why not vitamin A??
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  1945. Ahahahahahahaha! ... you're serious? Ahahahahahahaha!
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  1946. I just use eBay like an old fart.
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  1947. Haha bulldozer go brrrr.
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  1948. Damn. Just when I thought America couldn't get any more savage.
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  1949. ( Neill deGrasse Tyson 'whoa' meme)
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  1950. Looks like a crypto reddit.
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  1951. Would panicking help?
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  1952. Hey kids! Today's activity is learn all about the plagues of Egypt, hands up if you're a firstborn son!
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