Comments by "Just Some Guy without a Mustache" (@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache) on "Casual Geographic" channel.

  1. "Once the male octopus mates, he basically just gives up on life." Post nut clarity be hittin them hard.
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  2. So basically dolphins are the horniest beings on the planet
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  3. I love how orcas even find a way to kill moose, those things are truly savages
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  4. Honey badgers deserve to be seated on the roundtable of black air force activity
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  5. "Just like people, you don't need venom to be toxic." This dude only speaks one language. And it's facts.
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  6. I love how he's Casual Geographic now, but still Hood Nature at heart.
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  7. "But then I guess puberty hits them like Hiroshima" Damn he literally has no chill
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  8. A part of me wants to visit Australia, but an even bigger part of me doesn't, because of all the wildlife that exists there.
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  9. "They don't make a lot of noise, but when they do a war veteran gets ptsd" Lmao that was a good one
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  10. "Gordon Ramsay vomited after trying fermented basking shark" Dude Gordon vomits if you don't season your water properly
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  11. Makes you wonder if his commentary just comes naturally and he's just this hilarious, or he spends literal hours coming up with the most witty sentences to say for a video.
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  12. Even his advertisement ends up having good and well thought out humor
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  13. If wolves can get along with humans, I don't see why they can't with ravens
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  14. "Once upon a time a Florida Man had a pet black leopard" Well everyone knew the conclusion of this story the moment we heard it...
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  15. I wish more teachers could be like him. He makes education so entertaining
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  16. SpongeBob and Patrick were right to be afraid of the butterfly then
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  17. Fair to say that this pelican bit off more than it could chew.
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  18. "Hippos are like std's, nobody should be messing with them." This man always comes up with the most clever yet humorous comparisons forreal.
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  19. If Casual Geographic was a professor in Pokemon, he'd be more knowledgeable than Professor Oak himself. No cap.
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  20. "You're probably wondering why I even know so much about this" I stopped questioning your knowledge a long time ago.
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  21. "Which is why this bird looks like it listens to Drake" This man's dialogue is savage
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  22. The animals on this planet are more frightening than the aliens out there in outer space. Bet.
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  23. Imma be honest, his dialogue is so good, I could listen to this guy all day
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  24. In all seriousness, this man right here is literally the science teacher we all wanted but never had.
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  25. Humans: Invents weapons "How about we beef with everybody including ourselves?"
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  26. "Im only 6 feet when I'm lying and on Tinder" Why is this man relatable af
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  27. You know what they say “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”
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  28. This lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes, is proof that evolution works in mysterious ways
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  29. Even more proof that the ocean is the scariest place on earth
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  30. "Being a parent literally means dealing with all kinds of shit" Damn, birds take "dealing with someone's shit" way too literally
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  31. We're not so different from the other living things on the planet after all. Nice to see the positive side of nature instead of the scary side, like the content you usually show us.
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  32. "Koalas are The Dumbest Animals to Ever Breathe" My math teacher: "No they are not." Looks at me
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  33. "That was the angel shark and it's the worst Call of Duty player you'll ever meet" Yup, a master camper
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  34. 3:32 "he looks just like-" Sicko mode plays Damn you didn't have to do him like that
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  35. Polar bears are the best example of "looks can be deceiving" It looks so adorable but it's actually deadly af
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  36. "This worm looks like Spider Man busting out the next generation" Lmao his commentary is genius
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  37. I'm mad impressed with vultures after watching that, they can legitimately eat anything, maybe apart from something radioactive, without any repercussions.
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  38. You opened my eyes on how important bats are to this world, I really didn't know they contributed so much.
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  39. "Any octopus 3 years or older is just overachieving at that point" Damn I wish I can "overachieve" as a human then...
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  40. Even without watching, everyone pretty much just knew that the Honey Badger gets the top spot. It exists to be a menace.
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  41. "Getting R Kelly'd by a fox is a good way to make people avoid you in real life" This dude is a savage
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  42. You know, the more I learn about animals I find cute or adorable, the more dangerous they apparently are.
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  43. "When this gremlin goes for groceries, it taps on trees like a Jehova's Witness going door to door" This man always impresses me with how clever he is with his scripts
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  44. “Dragons are armor plated bench pressing weapons of mass destruction” Starts an ad His transitions though
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  45. “You can say ‘size matters’ all you want, but 4 inches made a difference that day” I swear this man never misses with his narration
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  46. I feel like canine species in general are pretty damn fascinating to learn about, and wolves are at the top of that list for me.
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  47. I never would’ve thought that the Beluga whale would sound so damn adorable. Just hearing one make those noises at 3:18 made it my favorite whale
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  48. 14:11 It’s pretty damn impressive how the hyena’s bite is enough to rip off an elephant’s leg... They’re strong to say the least
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  49. When something several tons heavier than me like an elephant can swim better, I never knew they were this good in swimming, especially for their size.
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  50. 5:52 "The benefit is that in a jungle full of EDP sized threats" The way he just said that so casually has me dying
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