Comments by "Just Some Guy without a Mustache" (@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache) on "RealLifeLore" channel.

  1. You can't help but feel terrible for the citizens in that place, literal hell on earth.
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  2. "Maybe after Jeff Bezos conquers space, he'll come after Bir Tawil and turn it into his personal little kingdom." Don't give him any ideas.
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  3. Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.
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  4. Still not as deep as a Pringles can when you're reaching for that last chip.
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  5. It's actually kinda frightening to think that we know so much more about space than what's underneath our feet.
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  6. Her: "He's been gone for days, I bet he's cheating on me" Him:
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  7. The entirety of North America would be affected significantly and so will the rest of the planet, I can't imagine the impact it will have on humanity as a whole
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  8. Okay, but the real question is... How many snakes can fit in a Corolla?
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  9. All that money and he can't buy his hair back
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  10. Scientist: Hey, name this planet. Raging gamer: Slams face into the keyboard Scientist: That'll do. Thanks.
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  11. So it's not a "living room" It's the opposite.
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  12. Having a tsunami hit it would result in a catastrophe, I wouldn't be able to imagine living on a ship my whole life in the first place
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  13. It's all fun and games until a broken tornado siren is more frightening than the tornado itself.
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  14. The meta has truly shifted towards the viruses
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  15. Nothing can sink The Titanic Iceberg: Hold my beer It's a great day to travel Bird: Hold my beer
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  16. Yeah, let's not give 2020 any more ideas.
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  17. RLL: Why Japan's Geography Sucks Weebs: Impossible
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  18. Darien Gap: No entry RealLifeLore: Hold my Corolla
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  19. "So how much money did you earn from your video?" RealLifeLore: About the worth of 3 and a half Toyota Corollas
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  20. Americans: It's a beautiful day today- Russian hackers: Allow us to introduce ourselves
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  21. In Soviet Russia, freedom of speech exists too. It never specified freedom AFTER the speech
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  22. Japan: Wait! What happened to Nagasaki and Hiroshima? United States: Gone. Reduced to atoms.
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  23. Mom: “Try it, the food isn’t that hot anymore” The food:
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  24. 4:45 "The plague had broken out in the Provence of Hubei, in Wuhan." History DOES repeat itself.
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  25. 3:13 Megalodon would break its teeth biting The Rock though
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  26. I feel sorry for the countries that have to be neighbors with Russia
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  27. Even if we were to travel at the speed of light on a spaceship full of people, we wouldn't even be able to travel to the next closest galaxy. The Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy is the next closest galaxy at 70,000 light years from the Sun. Humans cannot even live for up to 200 years, let alone 70,000. The Milky Way has 200 billion stars in it. If you gave every human on earth a star system, 96.25% of the galaxy would still be unpopulated. Even double the speed of light isn't fast enough to travel to other galaxies. This universe is incomprehensible.
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  28. Scientist: Hey Patrick, name this planet. Patrick: I don't have to name it, *we have technology. * _Slams the computer monitor on the keyboard 30 times _ Scientist: Okay, now off to the next planet.
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  29. Scientist: Yo Patrick, name this planet. Patrick: I don't have to name it, we have technology. -Slams the computer monitor on the keyboard 30 times Scientist: Okay, now off to the next planet.
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  30. 2:23 So Whale sharks are technically sharks as big as whales. But he titled the video "Whale in the Mail" because it's catchier and it rhymes.
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  31. RLL: "Trains carry a lot more cargo than just two trains worth" Me: Visible confusion
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  32. I learned more from this video than my year in Astronomy back in high school.
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  33. Man I remember Chernobyl. I remember carrying Cpt. MacMillan and fending off the Ukrainian military single handedly with a sniper rifle.
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  34. Math tests be like: Multiply a Googolplex with a Googolplex
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  35. RealLifeLore: (Can't make a video about the pandemic that's killing people) RealLifeLore: *Makes a video about a potential threat that ends up in people's deaths*
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  36. The quality content that you create is worth more than 3 million Toyota Corollas. We appreciate you and please keep up your awesome work.
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  37. Beirut: Explodes YouTube: I think it's time to recommend this video about nukes...
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  38. Talks about airplanes Wendover: You called and I answered.
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  39. Covid-19 truly made an impact on Italy's economy and it's sad to see, stay safe everyone
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  40. So Project Chariot was created to literally blow up a bunch of nukes on the coastline to make a harbor. Radioactivity surely wouldn't be an issue though, now would it.
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  41. So Project Chariot was created to literally blow up a bunch of nukes on the coastline to make a harbor. Radiation: I'm clearly a joke to you
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  42. So Google Maps can satisfy everyone’s needs by creating different maps for different countries. Google Maps is the real mvp.
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  43. So when they say "you're going to Brazil", the real fear is in how long the flight will take...
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  44. The longer the video, the better.
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  45. Even if we were to travel of light on a spaceship full of people, we wouldn't even be able to travel to the next closest galaxy. The Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy is the next closest galaxy at 70,000 light years from the Sun. Humans cannot even live for up to 200 years, let alone 70,000 I feel like we'll be stuck in the Milky Way, unless we find a way to be immortal.
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  46. I bet there'll be a wall separating the two countries.
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  47. When you’re so op that you decide to nerf yourself to make it fair for the competition
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  48. With this video in mind, can we technically rewrite the science books that state Mt Everest is the "highest place on earth"?
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  49. Going to prison to become a millionaire is a small price to pay for salvation.
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  50. The most difficult place to get to: A kid's room full of scattered Legos on the floor and you don't have any shoes on
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