Comments by "Just Some Guy without a Mustache" (@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache) on "MR SLAV" channel.

  1. I’m more afraid of whatever is hiding underwater than I am about whatever is undiscovered from outer space.
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  2. Number 1: LAGGY INTERNET
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  3. Black holes don't even have as much pressure as when your teacher says there's 5 minutes left on a test that you haven't even answered yet.
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  4. So basically Fluoroantimonic acid is the final boss. While teflon is the speedrunner.
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  5. "Still not as long as our experiments in dating apps with various pickup lines" Mr Slav always finds something clever to say
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  6. "Jupiter AKA the fattest planet" Nah, the term is thicc
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  7. Blows my mind how strong beetles are, imagine if humans were 39,000 times stronger on average
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  8. Brzenk is on a League of his own in armwrestling, hardly anyone will come close to being undefeated for 25 years
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  9. I'm happy for the people who were gifted with these genetic mutations. A lot of us are just average people here just chillin.
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  10. Honorable mention: YouTube's comments section
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  11. Not as slow as my internet connection when I play multiplayer games
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  12. The only thing stronger than a black holes pull is MR SLAV's ability to pull in viewers.
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  13. MR SLAV: The densest thing is the black hole Me: Allow me to introduce myself
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  14. This video was made the day after Valentine’s Day. And in the last 5 seconds of the video, Mr Slav said “still not as powerful as earthquakes made by my neighbors on Valentine’s night” He’s definitely speaking from experience.
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  15. I should've been number after No Ńüt November
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  16. Still not as fast exploding as my toilet after Taco Bell night
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  17. Imagine the amount of money you'd save on deodorant if you have no BO
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  18. Just want to say rest in peace to the legend Kobe. We won't forget his legacy.
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  19. Those phone scammers watching this video: Write that down, write that down!
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  20. My Indian friend just said "Hold my curry"
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  21. Me: "I bet fleas will be number one." MR SLAV: "Nope."
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  22. Regular doctors: What can I do to save this man's life? These doctors: What can I do to end this man's life?
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  23. Next video will be the top most painful. I bet stomping on Legos will make the list.
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  24. These wars haven't lasted as long as the Goku vs Superman war.
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  25. “Still not as world-ending as a bad date” -MR SLAV 2019 This man is speaking facts.
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  26. Most fertile creature: Anime girl + Tentacles
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  27. -Sees title Me: I bet MR SLAV makes a mom joke.
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  28. “Still not as energetic as Nicolas Cage” -MR SLAV 2019
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  29. It's so sad, what was your cat's name? May they rest in pieace
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  30. The hardest thing ever? Me: Tries not to make a dirty joke Everyone else: Makes dirty jokes Me: I AM a joke to you
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  31. A lot of things from Japan last pretty long, wow, their architecture is also beautiful, especially for Osaka Castle.
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  32. Hey Mr Slav, rest in peace to your old friend, I'm really sorry man.
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  33. The lightest thing is my brain when in the middle of an exam i didn't study for
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  34. Still not as big as this channel will be if more people subscribed.
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  35. My brain is hungry, I'm going to grab a byte. Be right back.
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  36. Senku: Now this is exhilarating
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  37. Still not eruptive as your mom when there's 13 missed calls.
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  38. Not as widespread as a disease called love. Now that is a fact.
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  39. When you realize that you're literally none of these. Makes you feel even worse about yourself unfortunately.
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  40. Do a largest black holes next please
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  41. The worst computer virus is ligma. Don't believe me? Check this out. L aggy I nternet G ave M e A ids
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  42. You learn something new everyday. This video educated me on a lot of things.
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  43. Big Shaq's jacket
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  44. Jumping into a pool full of Legos.
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  45. Dwarf-Tossing? Tyrion Lannister would not approve.
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