Comments by "Just Some Guy without a Mustache" (@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache) on "Thoughty2" channel.

  1. Planet X is simply hidden underneath his magnificent stache.
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  2. "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today"
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  3. "Ghosts" only seem to appear if you're using a potato to record them
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  4. Stealing corpses because there's not enough bodies to experiment on, sounds like a movie plot
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  5. "Why does saying two bombs one satellite make me feel queasy?" Hold up I thought this was a PG channel
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  6. All jokes aside, his mustache probably attracts a lot of women. He's got it well groomed and stuff.
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  7. I want to see two "non-touch masters" fighting against each other Imagine how they'll circle each other while throwing invisible ki balls at one another
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  8. We may not know the identity of the man in the iron mask, but who's the man behind your mustache?
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  9. Winning the genetic lottery is easier than attaining a mustache as magnificent as his.
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  10. Never even heard of this man until I watched this, my history class was missing out on some important info back then
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  11. Imagine the amount of chaos and disorder that would happen if people knew that the world was ending
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  12. The thumbnail says clickbait, but the video isn't clickbait. This is some weird voodoo reverse psychology his mustache must be doing.
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  13. I wouldn't mind it if worshipping your mustache was a religion
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  14. After watching "As Above So below" I don't think I want to go down there.
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  15. Imagine driving one day and your left hand decides to drive you over a cliff
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  16. As someone who's been to Japan, I can confirm that what he says about KFC, is true. The KFC over there has better food and a wider array of choices. Japan is so obsessed with KFC, they even made a Colonel Sanders dating simulator.
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  17. I'm here learning about nukes before getting drafted for WW3
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  18. Christian version: "Our Father, Who art in heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom come. Thy Will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen." Pastafarian version: "Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen."
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  19. Thoughty2: "They all sound rather lovely" "Sigurd snake-in-the-eye" sounds like the guy she tells you not to worry about
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  20. If James Cameron was the director for a post apocalyptic movie, he'd literally hire geneticists to mutate coronavirus and turn an entire city into real life zombies.
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  21. "The Soviets have said to have drilled straight down to the ceiling of hell" But like bedrock in the Nether is nigh indestructible if you're not in creative mode.
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  22. The last time I gave to charity was when I tossed a coin to my witcher.
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  23. “A lot of weird shit happens in Russia” What's weird to us, may not be weird to a Russian
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  24. If I had a mustache like yours, I wouldn’t be so frightened at public speaking
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  25. People literally get a kink with quicksand? Just when I thought I've seen it all, I get proven wrong.
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  26. 3:35 Here's a timestamp if you want to miss Raid Shadow Legends
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  27. Architecture in the past looked better because I feel like people back then had passion in design, nowadays everything is just made for profit and efficiency.
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  28. Maybe his mustache filters out viruses from entering his respiratory system
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  29. Warriors back then: Battle is all about strength, intelligence, prowess, agility and skill with the sword. Warriors now: Haha! Gun goes pew pew!
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  30. "What shape is the human body?" Me: (Looks in the mirror) It's a sphere
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  31. I'm always jealous of that magnificent moustache, maybe one day I can be a man of culture.
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  32. The way he keeps his mustache so well groomed shouldn't be possible
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  33. If the aliens are looking for intelligent life on the planet, it's only obvious why they haven't made contact with us yet.
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  34. Cave paintings are essentially memories, left to us by our ancestors. Sad way to look at it, but without them we wouldn't be here. I'm grateful.
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  35. "2020 can't possibly get any worse-" 2020: Are you sure about that? Thoughty2: Here's an idea...
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  36. Ah yes whenever I get headaches, I too would opt for a lobotomy
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  37. Humans: We need that treasure now! Water: Imma have to stop you right there.
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  38. Just goes to show that every living thing on the planet has some form of way to communicate with one another
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  39. To think that humanity needs a pandemic to act with compassion towards one another
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  40. Living in a hospital is my worst nightmare, this video didn’t ease that fear. Anyways, your mustache is looking magnificent as usual.
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  41. Next video: "How the weather may affect your facial hair growth"
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  42. Stalkers would never have a beautiful mustache like yours. Like me unfortunately.
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  43. Just came to warn you, that in the future, Thoughty2 isn't just some guy without a mustache, he grew a huge mustache
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  44. Warriors back then: Battle is all about strength, prowess, agility and skill with the sword. Warriors now: Hold my bullets
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  45. I heard that a man can only grow a mustache as beautiful as his, if they eat a tiger.
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  46. The fact that there are 40 billion planets in the Milky Way alone, that can support alien life is frightening. The only problem is how large the distance actually is between star systems, the speed of light is too slow to travel, believe it or not, the fastest mode of travel would have to be through wormholes.
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  47. His mustache really compliments the way he's dressed.
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  48. Rest In Peace to the lives lost in the Beirut explosion
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  49. To me, friends are like unicorns. They are a myth.
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  50. Inbreeding runs in the family
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