Comments by "Just Some Guy without a Mustache" (@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache) on "The Infographics Show" channel.

  1. Incomplete list. Minecraft cave noises weren't here.
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  2. "Once the brain realizes the body has been injured, and it could be life threatening, it goes into survival mode" Why not creative mode instead? So the body literally turns invincible
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  3. People on Instagram would consider this "relationship goals"
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  4. Imagine Jeff entering the wrong house, especially John Wick's after he killed his dog
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  5. Makes you wonder how many females are watching this to learn more about these Dwayne The Rock Johnsons.
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  6. In all seriousness, Infographics has been dishing out really interesting topics lately. Keep up the awesome work.
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  7. Japanese are really adept at creating urban legends and creepy stories
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  8. This is why certain countries look down on tourism. Sometimes, the tourists can simply be uneducated and ignorant on the value of certain masterpieces.
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  9. People who aren't ticklish at all: "I can do this all day"
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  10. Aliens are watching our civilization destroy each other over petty reasons and ideology. I'm pretty sure they're making memes of us out there in space.
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  11. Apart from Bruce’s physical abilities, I was more impressed with with his ideology and perspective towards life. He was an extremely intelligent person actually.
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  12. "Are you a pathological liar?" Me: Well yes, but actually no
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  13. "What? You said the war ended? I don't believe it" >Keeps fighting for 30 more years
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  14. You forgot to do the sit-ups, squats the 10 km run and the banana in the morning. That's why you still have hair.
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  15. Johnny Sins: "Am I a joke to you?"
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  16. “Epic horror villain” >Includes Thanos
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  17. Imagine how many people are watching this because they're trying to get away from being caught 👀
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  18. Pain is weakness leaving the body, no pain, no gain *Steps on a Lego* >Dies
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  19. "Mom I want Jack The ripper" "We have Jack The Ripper at home" Jack The Ripper at home:
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  20. This is like some Jigsaw trap, making Rob regret his past for pranking people
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  21. Next video be like: “why being rich is actually bad”
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  22. >Sees “inbreeding” Alabama wants to know your location
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  23. Not gonna lie, a neanderthal has a more productive life than I do.
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  24. Zodiac killer: -Kills my dog Me: -Pulls out a pencil Zodiac killer: Wait! I'm sorry Mr. Wick
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  25. The only thing you need is a great, big, large, humongous, gigantic, colossal, immense, extensive, tremendous, elephantine, whopping, titanic and massive paycheck.
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  26. I don't know how to feel about this topic. I'm just gonna chill and read other people's opinions.
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  27. Monk: I don't feel pain Lego: Hold my bricks
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  28. If I died in space, I would die. Absolutely nothing will happen and nobody will notice.
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  29. I would be considered unattractive on Earth, Mars, this solar system, the Milky Way galaxy, this universe, the 4th dimension, the 5th dimension, the 6th dimension and so on.
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  30. So humans experienced getting boiled before lobsters did. Very cool.
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  31. Waiting for “So I give myself 3 different std’s (social experiment)”
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  32. Everybody gangsta until the 5G tower starts eating your companions.
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  33. “SCP-4006, which is the entire state of Massachusetts.” I'd understand if it was Florida or California, but Massachusetts was unexpected
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  34. Many of us wouldn't survive prisons in general
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  35. Honestly, I blame Dr. Richtofen.
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  36. As a student, books in general feel like they're the devil's work
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  37. Thank you Infographics, this video actually gave me an idea. I should suggest to MrBeast that he should rent an army for a day, and make them do his challenges for a chance to earn money.
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  38. Legends say the ice cream machine is still not working in McDonald's
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  39. This takes “eating meat” to a whole new level.
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  40. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein
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  41. It sounds like he came close in being the next "Unchained" Biscuit Oliva
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  42. Rockefeller would be so rich, that he'd buy Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and get them to fight one another in a boxing match.
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  43. Well, I don't mean to get political, but if you look closely at my bank account, I can confirm that Infographics is telling the truth.
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  44. Everybody gangsta until the FBI comes for them.
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  45. I am just grateful that I was born in a world that has the luxuries that we currently have. It must've been torture back then.
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  46. Chucky vs Annabelle Who wins? Billy from Dead Silence
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  47. It's amazing how changing just one tiny thing in history can completely alter the future drastically.
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  48. Well, if I did: 100 push-ups 100 squats 100 sit-ups A 10km run every day for 3 years until I go bald, I can punch him once and he'll disappear.
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  49. Without a doubt, we knew that the modern soldier would win.
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  50. I'm glad someone like him was able to survive to tell the story of the disaster from his perspective. This is a truly terrifying experience from his point of view. Thankfully he was able to live and return to his family.
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  51. "Avoid self deprecating humor" Well that's the hardest one to follow in this whole guide
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  52. This is perfect to watch at 3AM if you already have insomnia
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  53. Notice how civil people are when it comes to this versus battle and watch how toxic people are, if this was Goku vs Superman instead
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  54. Of course demons have "possessions". Just look at politicians, they own materials too.
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  55. In all seriousness, I'm grateful for this video, as it may actually save someone's life.
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  56. I’m too poor to file for bankruptcy Oof
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  57. Nobody in the right mind would abduct me, I'd simply be a waste of space
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  58. Let's be real, all of these don't even come close to how scary it is when you get 10 missed calls from mom.
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  59. When you’re cooking thanksgiving dinner and Infographics make a video about pimples
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  60. This is the first "You VS (Insert horror movie character) of 2020. I'm looking forward to more in the future.
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  61. Poor Teen: "Mom, when I grow up-" Anti Vax Mom: "Woah Woah Woah hold on there kiddo"
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  62. John Wick: A demon possessed a dog!?! >Pulls out pencil Satan: Woah wait hold on-
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  63. “Why you can’t punch hard or run fast in dreams” Me: (Literally Superman when I dream)
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  64. Otzi sounded like a warrior, he didn't go down without a fight
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  65. Imagine a form of torture where the skin a part of your body then dip it in rubbing alcohol
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  66. How to get scared to death: Listen to Minecraft cave noises
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  67. "If the person's foot is hanging on the side of the bed" Me: Quickly brings foot under the covers
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  68. John Wick would show him de wey.
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  69. 0:31 Fortnite Reality Battle Royale sounds like a horror game
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  70. I love how this channel can go from the history of serial killers to "educational" videos like this
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  71. Farts: Silent but deadly Ninjas: Am I a joke to you?
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  72. Part of me says to help the indigenous tribes to help preserve their bloodline in case of natural disasters, but part of me wants to just leave them be and respect their culture.
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  73. Infographics can retitle the video: “Imagine having The Purge in real life.”
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  74. Simps: Spends 1 billion donating to Pokimane
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  75. Scientists: (Found the lost continent) Me: *Trying to find an ounce of confidence*
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  76. I guess it's beneficial to act psychotic to intimidate other prisoners, so they don't mess with you
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  77. Hold up! I just saw the title and I'm on my way to the gas station right now.
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  78. “A boy ate nothing but junk food” Me: Uh... You mean me?
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  79. It must be absolute torture when you're trapped in a confined space for hours, let alone days. Even non-claustrophobic people would be afraid of that.
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  80. It's surprising how people can still get out after doing these heinous crimes
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  81. Next video: "I dodge the WW3 draft and this is what happened"
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  82. John Wick is in the list, they just can't do anything about him.
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  83. So he went from fixing people's teeth to knocking people's teeth down their throats. Character development right there.
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  84. The next time someone says "laughter is the best medicine" I'm showing them this video.
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  85. Genghis Khan: "Want to 1v1 me?"
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  86. 1:34 This guy is definitely more loved than I will ever be, I'm jealous
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  87. Sister Gerard has a forgiving heart, it must be hard to help child murderers
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  88. Terminator: (Kills a random dog) I'll be back Terminator: (Suddenly disappears) Me: Wait, what happened? Where'd he go? John Wick: Gone, reduced to atoms. Me: I'm guessing he won't be back.
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  89. The most lethal special forces units reside in Germany. Hail Hydra.
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  90. "The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” -Carl Sagan
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  91. Next video: You vs Disease infected mosquito
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  92. Me in the beginning of the video: No, I can't. -After 1:19 Me: Okay, I'm going to prove Jigsaw wrong, even if it kills me.
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  93. Still not as painful as stepping on a Lego though.
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  94. I guess this was the lady death that Thanos was in love with after all.
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  95. My dog isn't trying to warn me of my impending doom, he's barking at me to hurry up already
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  96. Now I know why the second amendment is the right to bear arms.
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  97. Year of the Rat Bubonic Plague part 2 It’s always the rat’s fault man.
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  98. 60 seconds later: I'm still a no-life loser. Forgive me please.
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  99. It could simply be something made up, to scare children into behaving. "You better eat your veggies, or I'll feed you to the death worm"
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  100. Thank you for starting off with John Wick, he’s truly the most breathtaking fictional character in this list and he deserves to be first.
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  101. Joker: "Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Me: No, but YOU are dancing with the spawn of Satan.
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  102. How to survive Agent 47 Dress up as a puppy and call John Wick.
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  103. 2:53 *Even people with acne* Puberty: Hold my teenagers
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  104. They can afford to make a movie out of this
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  105. This video in a nutshell: Bird: I'm about to end this plane's whole career
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  106. This is Sparta Hard to believe that the Gerard Butler film came out in 2006. Over 14 years ago.
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  107. But I exercise all the time- Oh wait
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  108. Petition to eradicate the entire mosquito population
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  109. Is there life after Thanos' snap? Answer: Find out in Avengers Endgame
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  110. Chinese kid: It's my birthday- Chinese parents: I no answer because you no doctor yet
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  111. I'm assuming Blackbeard was named Blackbeard because his beard was black? Ah yes, you see the floor is made out of floor.
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  112. I can easily beat him with The High Ground. OR I can call myself Rey and beat him.
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  113. Breaking INto prison is the equivalent to jumping out of a plane WITHOUT a parachute.
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  114. The last village disappeared because I set in on fire with Flint & Steel.
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  115. Surviving in a forest is easy if you’re Bigfoot. Or if you have internet access.
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  116. This game's storytelling is on a different level
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  117. In TV, bad childhoods inspire people to be a better person than their parents. In real life, it's quite the opposite.
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  118. Props to humanity's progress in the medical field though. Nowadays people abuse plastic surgery and it's really sad.
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  119. "I Had To Move Back In With My Parents" Me, a basement dweller: Why would you leave in the first place?
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  120. The Infographics Show - The only channel where you can get entertained, get educated, and get absolutely grossed out with
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  121. "How do you want to name this planet" "Hold on, let me look at the network key behind my router"
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  122. Honestly, the worst torture is having to wait in between Infographic’s uploads. They just upload quality content.
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  123. Cruel and unusual punishment is in today's standards is having no Wi-Fi or internet in a public facility.
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  124. Out of topic, but I just want to say rest in peace to the legend, Kobe Bryant.
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  125. Every time I see a “Worst Punishments” from Infographics, I feel physical pain.
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  126. Plot Twist: Aliens are humans from an alternate universe and they're walking amongst us right now.
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  127. Me: (Grabs a raygun) Zombies: ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
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  128. 3:02 "Someone somewhere always hates you and what you have to say" I think Infographics is calling me out
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  129. Rambo may have been the original, but John Wick is breathtaking.
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  130. The drive for human survival is truly wondrous. Amazing what humans can do under pressure, especially is someone's life or their life is at risk.
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  131. A thousand dollars is a lot in comparison to the value of currency when compared to other countries.
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  132. She prolly spent too much time on Twitter, hence why her blood turned that toxic.
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  133. I can’t remember my dreams but I remember my sleep paralysis demon.
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  134. I feel like I have Alien Hand Syndrome, my left hand does things I don't want it to
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  135. "I, Yoshikage Kira, have a dream to steal the Mona Lisa painting"
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  136. 0:10 "It's hard being a peasant" Me: Yes it is, my friend.
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  137. People are really ballsy for going to Mount Everest for the thrill of climbing
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  138. Let's just hope the vampire doesn't have an ability to stop time and run people over with road rollers
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  139. I thank Pewds for making Minecraft popular again.
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  140. The Box Jellyfish no doubt is the most venomous. It’s a frightening thing, you really can’t judge a book by its cover, it looks so harmless but it’s the most venomous animal on the planet, that we know of.
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  141. Well thanks for showing me how to make counterfeit money, Infographics.
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  142. 32 hours without WiFi? I would’ve died in a few hours
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  143. Us gamers may be the most oppressed members of society, but we can all unite like we do on CoD and play Zombies in real life.
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  144. Before this video, I thought the real reason as to why you couldn't bring any liquids through the airport was so they can dehydrate you and then you're forced to spend an extra $10 for a bottle of water. Therefore more profit for them.
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  145. Infographics: "The first step is defeating your girlfriend" Me, a weeb: I don't have one, so I already won by default.
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  146. Everyone's talking about how Australia lost a war against the emus Nobody talking about how Canada automatically loses by default for creating Justin Bieber
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  147. "I was trapped underwater for 3 days" David Blaine: Hold my breath.
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  148. We all know Kim is watching this video just seething with rage.
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  149. Something messed up actually happened to someone I knew. They used mouthwash before leaving their house, since it contained alcohol, they got charged with DUI when they got pulled over.
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  150. You must've felt unrestricted for a month then.
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  151. Assassins used Toxic! It doesn't affect the wild Rasputin! Assassins used Hypothermia! It's super effective! The wild Rasputin fainted!
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  152. Everybody gangsta til your girl pulls this out and says she's "likes to get hurt"
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  153. Infographics: "We finally know how Chernobyl could've been prevented" People who died from Chernobyl: A couple of decades late there, buddy
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  154. I can’t wait until 5G. Imagine having an Infographics video not buffer.
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  155. These people challenge flat earthers in terms of how low someone's IQ can go
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  156. Everybody gangsta until the actual gangstas show up.
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  157. When you think about it, nobody actually “wins” a war. Losing human lives shouldn’t be considered winning for any side.
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  158. MrBeast: Hold my paycheck
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  159. *Hits Iceberg* Titanic: Why do I hear boss music? Captain: Uhhh that's not boss music... Titanic: Then what is it? Captain: It's the water flowing inside you Titanic: Sinks (Just like this comment)
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  160. I would try rich people habits for a week, but I can't afford it.
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  161. Compare my paycheck to his and it's like comparing an ant to a blue whale.
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  162. Gold is only expensive because they're visually appealing. Gold armor and gold tools are literally worthless, Iron armor and tools are much more efficient.
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  163. This is like Thanos vs Hulk, we already know the answer to that.
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  164. There oughta be a custom where you get stung by executioner wasps over and over.
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  165. He seems like the type of guy to win the lottery, only to die before claiming the ticket. I can honestly relate.
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  166. Britain might have the Guv'nor but The United States has Arnold The Governator
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  167. We should make all the criminals fight WW3 for us
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  168. Oh hey! I've seen a horror movie about this.
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  169. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, tell them they're not finding it here.
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  170. Me: (Makes a comment on Infographics) Also me: (Gets disliked by literally everyone so nobody sees my comments)
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  171. I guess this man was inspired by the movie UP
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  172. The fact that he survived unscathed except for the cut on his head from the flying lamp, makes him almost as lucky as someone who won the lottery.
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  173. Inflation is taxation without legislation.
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  174. The truth is, they’re expensive because rich people are willing to pay for them.
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  175. He had a pretty decent K/D ratio. John Wick: Gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
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  176. I've never played a single SIms game in my life. Anyone else? I feel like I'm alone in this boat
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  177. China has the coronavirus, as their form of chemical warfare. All the United States has are nukes.
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  178. These stories can be quite bizarre and interesting at the same time.
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  179. One can survive being heartless, it doesn't feel as terrible as having a broken heart.
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  180. All jokes aside, if there were to be a nuclear war, everything humanity has worked for would be gone. As Einstein said "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
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  181. Real torture is when you don't have anymore data on your phone and you have to deal with garbage WiFi that makes YouTube advertisements buffer while you suffer.
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  182. I can really agree with the teeth falling out dream. I remember it quite clearly because it was just that lucid and shocking.
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  183. X-Men: We have The Juggernaut Avengers: We have a Hulk Squirrel Girl: I have plot armor and I'll beat you both Batman: DiD yOu SaY pLoT aRmOr?
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  184. Earlier during the day when you uploaded, it was about Alcatraz and now it’s a prison search? Nice
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  185. 2 ounces of caviar can pay off my rent for a month. That’s so expensive.
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  186. Jack The Ripper is Raiden from Metal Gear Rising.
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  187. For the people who are rich saying "money won't buy you happiness" why don't they give 80% of their money away to the people who want it and live paycheck to paycheck, working 9 to 5 everyday instead?
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  188. From my personal experience, eating food from an airline was the first time I ever got sick from food poisoning. Do NOT eat risk eating airplane food.
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  189. I remember the Browning Automatic Rifle, the Thompson and the M1 Garand because of the old Call of Duty games
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  190. Batman used to be a hero, now he's gone over to the dark side
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  191. An easy challenge for me. Try not going outside for an entire summer.
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  192. Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun If I commented this, I would sink like a rock
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  193. 2:56 That seems about right.
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  194. Bigfoot is real, Loch Ness is basically Bigfoot's pet gold fish that mutated.
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  195. "You realize that you're knee deep in Chewbacca litter" - The Inforgraphics Show 2019
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  196. These challenges are just outright disgusting. I find it entertaining though.
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  197. After seeing like 10 of the worst punishments of mankind videos, it never ceases to amaze me how many different methods of torture people come up with to harm other people.
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  198. If no light can escape a black hole, how the heck can they see inside a black hole lol
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  199. It’s crazy how much hotter it is compared to Mercury
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  200. Got stung 50 times? AND you're allergic to bees? How are you alive?
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  201. Merry Christmas to everyone in this comments section.
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  202. It would be awesome to have superpowers, the only negative I can say about it is that the government will hunt you down, so they can do experiments on you and you'll always be on the run.
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  203. I too once spent 24 hours in a grocery store when I was a kid. When my dad goes to the dairy section to buy milk and mysteriously disappears.
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  204. Infographic has stories that are more believable than those clickbait animated stories you see on YouTube
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  205. "How coronavirus is killin you in your sleep" Well, imagine what it can do to you if you were awake-
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  206. That's weird, considering that 5 O' Clock in the morning is when gamers go to sleep. Most gamers don't even sleep.
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  207. I simply need to call Jason Statham and he'll take care of the problem.
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  208. You can tell if you smell if you smell yourself or remember the last time you took a shower.
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  209. I'm trying to visit Wakanda but they said I'm too broke because I don't have AirPods.
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  210. It was easy to sleep in any other month, but in No Nut November, I might as well not sleep
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  211. Sheriffs look for people who go 1mph above the speed limit and fine you for not wearing a seatbelt.
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  212. I'm illiterate. So I can't read. (I got someone else to type this out for me)
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  213. They found ME
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  214. Me vs Baby Yoda Nigh omnipresence vs adorableness Hmm...
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  215. 1:27 "What was it about the ancient Roman Empire and evil leaders?" Corruption. Money is the root of all evil.
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  216. 4:32 I hate it when a headless snake bites you
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  217. Hannibal in real life
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  218. My psychic powers are telling me to worry about humanity based on the comments on this video.
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  219. I'm just impressed that the Narrator can pronounce Icelandic words decently. Icelandic is the most complicated language to learn, in my opinion.
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  220. One thing I noticed. It only seems like the devout and the religious get possessed. None of the nonbelievers ever get possessed.
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  221. Next video be like: I don't listen to my girlfriend for 7 days- Oh wait... Guys already don't listen to women.
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  222. The worst punishment is math. M ental A buse T o H umans
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  223. They're expensive because women like luxury cars and guys will do anything to flex in front of women
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  224. I would triple dog dare him to punch himself in the temple as hard as he can with his right hand.
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  225. If you’re stuck in quicksand, then just unstuck yourself
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  226. An easy way is to make cringey videos like Morgz
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  227. If another world leader punched another world leader then there would be a war because world leaders are cowards and can't fight for themselves, they have to drag innocent lives along with them.
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  228. I make love to Palmela Handserson.
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  229. Wear the same pair of underwear for 3 months straight
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  230. What the heck, WW3 is about to start and now people are committing crimes in space?
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  231. I don't want to get rid of mosquitoes. They are the only living things that are attracted to me.
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  232. There's a movie about this.
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  233. When this body that I possess dies, my consciousness will still be present in YouTube.
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  234. 24 hours only?
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  235. So a devil worshipping serial killer actually got married while in prison? Me: So girls DO love bad guys (Evil grin)
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  236. Nuking satellites in space sounds like something I want to do after my GPS sends me in circles for an hour.
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  237. Math is the worst punishment in human history. M ental A buse T o H umans
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  238. Only 7 though? Try a month
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  239. The real reason as to why I can’t buy a house is because I’m broke af.
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  240. A more important question is: "Is the universe flat and does it need vaccinations?"
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  241. Ooh a controversial topic? I LIKE IT. Give me some popcorn.
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  242. I may not be able to solve it, but I'd die for it, I'll give the money to my family
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  243. Be water, my friend.
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